Do you want to build a snowman

Jan 10, 2018 2:10 PM

Do you wanna build a snow dick?

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those are implants.

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muchacha sucia

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Don't think a snowman would hold up against the heat SHE'S bringing

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Wife: what are you watching? Husband: the weather forecast? Wife: so is it going to be cold? Husband: what's going to be cold?

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My snowman has grown a second carrot.

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built

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"Awww fuck me dead" - OzzyMan, most definitely

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I learnt what is a spready from ozzyman

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She'd make me approach the apocalypse with a can-do attitude - paraphrasing OzzyMan

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Mínima... Máxima... Notchy

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Another one that'll complain in 40 years that she only got the job for her body... but that's none of my business

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I need a quarter…for science.

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Yanet Garcia. Dating professional esport gamer Doug censor Martin. We all have a chance.

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No we don't. That guy is ripped as fuck. Those two will bang and make beautiful babies.

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this is the best one.

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Schwing

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Here is the weather for today: Ass.

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And nothing was learned about the weather that day

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Did someone say ass? https://youtu.be/pn1VGytzXus

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Ah, perfect weather.

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She paid for it might as well show it off

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And titties

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Weird, she doesn't look British.

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Nice

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It's so fucking creepy, why can't I stop watching!?

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Noice

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Why do i hear that sound

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Janet Garcia. Just google ‘the Mexican weather girl.’ She dates FaZe Censor aka Doug Martin, which proves nerds can get the girl in the end

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Dude also is pretty jacked so I'm guessing that didn't hurt his odds either

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True that

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No. But I've pitched a tent!

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....camping weather

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Squats are amazing.

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Do you think that’s a natural butt? Not condescending you, just a question

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Doesn't protrude too much. If it is cellulite then she got some good work done.

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This girl is dating a professional call of duty player. We have hope guys.

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Keep telling yourself that.

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1. Look good. 2. Actually be at the top so you actually make money from it.

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He’s ripped though

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That is true.

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If this girl had been on that Soccer plane that went down in the Andes...nobody would've starved, gnome sayin?

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Oatmeal for weeks

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Rugby*

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LIKE GROCERIES

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I think I know what your saying and damn I like it

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No one would've gotten rescued, cuz those guys who hiked out wouldn't have left that ass behind.

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Just so you know: the left forearm of a young woman is the best eating on a human being. Source: lived in Africa 60 years ago; it was known.

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Would you start with the ass or save the best for last?

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Don't think silicone is edible.

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You can gnaw on it though!

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Yeah, but no one really knows how to properly cook people these days.

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You haven't tried my cockmeat sandwiches. Anyway, I'm late for my job at the chocolate factory again and I haven't even taken a cold shower.

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A case could be made for raw food option here, though.

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