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Oct 27, 2016 4:26 PM
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truthpick
Autons, man... I tell ya
NorthKoreabestKorea
I'm mainly impressed they managed to get the mannequin to sit up like that.
thatonereallylongsnakegif
BeerBatteredandBold
SHARP complaint waiting to happen
CanadianOneDollarCoin
New Terminator looks shite
way2spooky4me
thatgeekywhiteguy
She's airforce, what did she slip out of her chair?
RemiRixJones
This made my lol way more than I should have. I'm a Student Paramedic. Perhaps my lol was justified.
Friluftshund
Annie?! Are you OK?!
supersharkdinosaur
I like your username
supersharkdinosaur
Ps. Me too
kozmo403
dancealittlestranger
There had to be a better way!
eliandros
ItsJusDave
SHARP
AkwardBearHug
I think they're in love.
DropThePeach
StandAgainstTyranny
4doc
This was imo the funniest scene from the Office.
AlMolk
We only have seconds to harvest
HeroinAddictedJesus
Everyone freaks out when I strip naked too give cpr.
DaWalker
AlMolk
I won't freak out
HeroinAddictedJesus
lazerhosen
I exchanged "too" for "also" and then it sounded like it had an accent but still made sense( *to).
HeroinAddictedJesus
Yeah... I noticed after I commented. I blame the auto complete on my phone.
Flash635
The dummy I trained on had no arms and legs.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Well those are the ones who need the most help, so.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Same here! It was called a "Fleshlight," if I remember right.
Flash635
Yeah, it did have a hole.
baronvonsushi
I bet he doesnt ask for consent... shame!!
dauntlessds
Did you just assume it's gender?
HeroinAddictedJesus
Zhr
WafflesMcGee
Oh, I'm sure he does. We're HAMMERED with the "Don't rape!" classes
HeroinAddictedJesus
Unconsciousness is implied consent.
MankHoody
Brock Turner, is that you?
HeroinAddictedJesus
I see you've never taken a first responder course.
GenStupidity
You beat me to the punch. All that is next is trauma naked.
HeroinAddictedJesus
NorthKoreabestKorea
Better watch yourself CPR dummy, you're about to catch yourself A SHARP complaint. I'm pretty sure by regs you need to let her bleed out 1
NorthKoreabestKorea
Until another female comes along so you don't have to worry about any inappropriate touching going on. 2
BeefyMcAwesomesauce
Very true. As someone who's had CPR training, you have to be ridiculously careful about how you perform it on a female. Also, fuck SHARP.
NorthKoreabestKorea
Seriously. It's pathetic and insulting as an adult to have to have it explained how to properly interact with female soldiers.
MrRight
"I...I...I...have a..boy...friend..."
AyYoItsPrisonMike
His name? Manny Cain
Chewthestitches
Wow... *steps on trachea and walks away*
taohsinchun
I have no pen......
thesplashingblumpkins
Use the force, Mannequin
RemiRixJones
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
I appreciate the dying tone in this comment
MrRight
Its how I normally talk because I am dead inside...
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
ThoughtfulSatan
Nah she would let you, but then say you raped her
LoganNeal
Comment fits username
REDWHITEANDMERICA
Sadly happens a lot
ThoughtfulSatan
Lol I dunno why I am getting so many downvotes, anyone in the military knows this is true.
REDWHITEANDMERICA
Plus the truth doesnt line up with how they wish the world was
REDWHITEANDMERICA
I upvoted you because we had that happen two days ago.
ThoughtfulSatan
We had this one chick sleep with every guy in her platoon and then claim rape on only one of them because she regretted it.