GrammaticalMisdirection
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Jul 6, 2017 4:42 AM
GrammaticalMisdirection
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jmckay83
Namtraz4002
thewiggins
another guy at work has a radio going, which happens to be playing "we are the champions"
IWishIHadASoul
http://spacenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Galileo-satellite-ESA-large-image.jpg
Ericstraordinary
I see what you did there.
Meqad
Friends for life, through thick and thin With another tale to spin
MayorMcWeed
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING!!!
jammer909
Ha!
ayyradd
Weeee GALILEO. GALILEO. GALILEO figero! Magnificooooooo!
troubledanthropomorphichorse
IFuckingHateStupidPeople
unvalidusername
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZnBNuqqz5g&feature=player_embedded
italwaysabouttheblacks
shut up Fokker
Racealistic
AllOutofNut
Indeed
Thatwhichhasnolife
I wonder if both pilots are named galileo
repostthisdog
boy i do like planes and jokes, so you got another upvote
AceWarbringer
Eeek!!!
sturmtiger2000
Fucking puns XD
64driver
(Galileo) Galileo. (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro Magnifico-o-o-o-o
SylvesterMarcus
As s photographer, all I can see is that they used way, way too high of a shutter speed, freezing the props and making it look un-natural.
WhyWontMyCopilotStopScreaming
nathanpietrobarton
Donner & Blitzen
derschnei
It's "Blitz und Donner" (maybe in order of usual perception). Funny how things are the other way around in german and English - like ...
derschnei
... "Pfeil und Bogen" as opposed to "bow and arrow".
Taliska
Joke to follow... - Old grizzled veteran of the war is asked to give a talk to a bunch of school kids regarding his time as a pilot. (next)
Taliska
"Well kids it was like this just when we though we were past the worst a bunch of fokkers appeared on the horizon..." at this point (next)
Taliska
the teacher interjects ..."I would just like to say children, that a , um 'fokker' is a type of aeroplane..." (next)
Taliska
the veteran gives her a quizical look before he responds, "That is true madam, but those fokkers were in messerschmitts!"
chrizyo
Aussie84D
IWishIHadASoul
Aussie84D
IWishIHadASoul
welcometofuckall
Planes with propellers very very frightening me
phantomgallery
it should, combined they can put out about 3 pounds of lead a second without gunpods
welcometofuckall
I'm also scared of helicopters
phantomgallery
flying blenders are rightly feared, noble one
welcometofuckall
In truth, I think the sky can fuck off
phantomgallery
i am the ground guardian, guardian of the ground. clouds quiver before him! FUCK OFF
BunnyBeard
It's funny because the plane on the left is a P-47 thunderbolt & the plane on the right is a P-38 lightning. A thunderbolt & lightning.
MiniDitka5
That's not why it's funny
baturro
You have a good grasp of the obvious.
Mgiggity
This is very very frightening.
LordChappers
I figured it was something like that, but thanks for confirming!
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
is everyone on imgur new?
OverMyDadBody
senkyoo
Babzilla
Thankies cuz I have 0 knowledge of planes lol
HurricaneShade
Thanks, I'm a little slow this morning. .
ashfreddyjason
Jarastu
@IExplainTheObvious
wobblecopterr
I bet ur fun at parties
HashBranny
Clearly
TheBlackWindHowls
He's very, very frightening.
SupraLove
To be fair, I didn't- I mean my friend didn't understand the context of the joke and this comment helped lol.
chillFlamingo
Oh I think we have the same friend! What a small world.
HoldingAccount
And the verse "Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me" are from Queen's hit song Bohemian Rhapsody.
gaidinbdj
Not an actual Queen. Queen was the name of a progressive rock band from England first popular in 70s.
baturro
And all this happened on planet Earth.
MediocrityGetsMeHot
"70s" is a very common abbreviation of the "1970s" or the "Nineteen Seventies", a decade between the 1960s and the 1980s.
IAmTheBadW01f
I like turtles
bortlp
And England is part of the country called The United Kingdom; the UK also includes Scotland, Wales, & Northern Ireland.
StickyTitts
Wales, known famously for nothing much to do with mammalian sea creatures
KingPugTato
Ireland, known famously for having no potatoes
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
ceandros
Rita41
Yaaaaaaasss
ReverseTrapTsukasa
BullPillman
ReverseTrapTsukasa
http://imgur.com/ZjeD3DH
Khaylain
Shmooglybuns
Figarooooo
lgo187
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
Loflof22
HES JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY
chieflookout
Figaro.
SmallButWhole
Magnifico-o-o-o-oooo
imreallyjusthereforthecats
GlowstickJedi
HappyJello
PaperCl1p
NeutralPitStopCommenter
D1nkleb3rg
Oh https://www.uphe.com/sites/default/files/2015/04/Mamma-Mia-The-Movie-Gallery-15.jpg
travelturtle