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Source: https://thenib.com/how-to-spend-your-600-stimulus-check/
Dec 23, 2020 1:04 PM
wadatahmydamie
116993
3583
84
Source: https://thenib.com/how-to-spend-your-600-stimulus-check/
RSJunis
Nothing will happen - you fucks dont have the cojones for that
nuprin711
Was the armpit hair really necessary?
neoelder
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Hundred_Big_Boys
JillOfTheJpg
One of my tenants wasn’t able to find a roommate after his had to move back to his COO. I cut his rent by half and applied for a subsidy.
ConfettiPanda
https://youtu.be/TMHCw3RqulY
cbcd
https://youtu.be/exnaY0l4XsM
TweakerTheBarbarian
bekkayya
steal his look only 2600$
Noblert
With wood prices these days, I think it would cost me $200 at least to build a nice guillotine
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
Let them eat cake
Zixtank
? Do you hear the people sing!! ?
BadNameGuy
Guillotine memes are cringe inducing.
Skywatcher16
take it up with the pricks that are inspiring them. shit dosnt happen with out a reason, and wont stop till that reason is dealt with.
LadyAzzura
Getthatbucheinmybelly
I always thought I’d become more conservative as I aged but turns out I get more and more radical with each news cycle.
SirBagels
Because things aren't better as you age. You arent vastly financially more secure or benefiting from social programs like our predecessors.
SirBagels
The cost of wages has plateaued so now we can't even afford basic things like a vacation once a year for mental health, let alone the 3 week
SirBagels
Getaways shown in old films. Things aren't getting better for us.
Getthatbucheinmybelly
Yup
fitzpatrickbutcher6
Don't use all of it I may need to use a piece of it later . Ps rope has many uses .
gunnexx
I like how people are meme'ing the guillotine but nobody will actually do anything.
iamdanman
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
Napsaremymistress
The701
Covfefe19
I'm not from Philly. I care nothing about the city. But Gritty is the best fucking mascot for 2020.
iamspartan1262
The gritty memes really make me want to be a fan of the Philadelphia flyers
Stefnos
Nr 4.... yep yep yep
CreepyPhlox
So cartoons and online threats are nice but who’s going to start the actual revolution?
FelonyFerret
The friends we made along the way...?
TheRealInTech
You can get 'Lenin the State and Revolution' for $4.75 on Amazon or you should be able to find it free online.
Boatsntoes
Does home depot sell guillotine blades?
FelonyFerret
I mean it's trivially easy to put an edge on some sheet metal.
Skywatcher16
no. but it sells everything you would need to make one.
Jhacon
Jesus chirst. Hot flaming garbage like this is part of the problem. Stop advocating for murder for fucks sake.
wadatahmydamie
You don’t really “get” humor, do you?
NotSoLongDickOfTheLaw
Live crickets are $32 for 1000 on Amazon. Just saying.
wombatmcgee
Thank you for this information! It may be handy!
dorkside10411
How much are live tarantulas?
TheZacAttack
I know they are just bugs/arachnids but isnt it animal cruelty to send them to politicians? Let's just stick with killing them
IdiotSavantTinker
Can you buy mosquitos in bulk? I wouldn't feel bad sending parasites after parasites.
CaptRandom1290
I see you are also familiar with JelloApocalypse
wadatahmydamie
I’d send 18,000 crickets to McConnell, but turtles eat bugs
BurnItWithFire
Maybe he would explode for being the glutinous piece of shit that he is.
Flyer770
Crickets are still a good choice for turtles. It shouldn't be their only food though, but fine once or twice a week.
Icantbelieveitsnotbutlers
Guillotines are require carpentry tools and experience on top of materials. Machetes are less than 10 bucks.
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
this guy gets it
IdiotSavantTinker
A gallows can be made with simple hand tools.
Ababacar
https://youtu.be/Esln_8gWg_k
RandyRandalman
IdiotSavantTinker
Yoink
kerms
Yup. Bunch of faux-libertarians don't recognize that your oppressive overlords don't necessarily work in government, they just bribe it.
tradbowclaw
Cheque. Not check.
brownribbon
Fuque off
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
It's check in the US. We don't speak or write the Queen's english.
BootsDusty
Nerubin
Also currently no one looks twice if someone wears a mask, add sunglasses and shit and you could potentially get away with it even.
Nerubin
Jokes aside, the thought of that alone should instill fear into politicians. Like someone just needs to be lucky once and BOOM you're gone.
Nerubin
Can't imagine what's going on inside their heads to have so little fear over the billions of possible violent movements on them currently.
AnAussieTroop
Politicians aren't scared because too many people are complacent hence why I doubt a civil war will happen again
CumsInPies
Good thing there's no background checks
RydWolf
Good thing a background check doesn't look at the future.
Amousewithchees
Many would show a clear background, myself for example have only a speeding ticket from 20 years ago.... I got old. <.>;
drdildamesh
Go to a gun show,
castoncomment
zimirken
Gun show has background checks though? Unless you buy from a random person
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
In Texas, you can buy at a gun show without a background check.
zimirken
Its federal law, anyone who sells guns for profit has to have an ffl so they have to do bkgnd-check. So anyone selling enough to put up a
Forobviousreasons
That’s kinda the point I think. At a gun show you can meet plenty of people just selling.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Kinda. Depends on what the gun is. I have three guns, none needed to be registered or any checks made.
Trumpolicious
Also, if you just break the law, you can skip a lot of red tape.
IdiotSavantTinker
You buy from a random person at a gun show.
5exyPanda
I still believe with a my heart that the guillotine meme from months ago was a long con by home depot to get free marketing.
bekkayya
Are you kidding me? It would be a worse hell than capitalism to try to build a guillotine with that warped lumber. I know this for reasons
bekkayya
(its because the blade needs a constant holding force with no gaps or obstructions)
PlaidBastard
Gotta get heads to put on pikes around your giant Halloween skeleton *somehow.*
Hiboredimdad
A guillotine accents that 12foot skeleton perfectly.
kmikl
Lowes too. They're in on it.
mop82
The giant skeleton did a better job
Ninjainslippers
Late stage capitalism is actually kind of funny. A giant corporation making an ad saying "eat the rich" is objectively comical.
PlaidBastard
Don't forget the whole house of cards is built on me-first/bucket-of-crabs backstabbing. Bezos will sell you Musk-seeking missiles in 2022.
PlaidBastard
Mark my words!
Ninjainslippers
I really hope that the downfall of all these super-rich is that they turn on each other and all of them die. We can hope.
Rijtjeshuis
It probably wouldn't be too hard to make with the right tools. I'm thinking it'd cost about $300 or so.
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baronnapalm
Thats the thing about guillotines, the blade didn't have to be sharp. Weight alone would do it
Surisuule
Buy a used snow plow blade, sharpen that hardened steel once and mount it onto the cheap stuff.
sjester42
Fuck sharpening, I'm gonna round out the corners so I can stand on their throats like they have mine.
apoohneicie
Oh I like the way you think.
Flyer770
If you don't have the right tools, there go the remaining $300.
Rijtjeshuis
I'd use a mitre saw, router, & high-power drill. A table saw would be helpful, but not necessary... I think it'd be more like $800 plus.
Rijtjeshuis
... shit, also a circular saw with a rip-guide and a dremel with a sharpening bit. Luckily, I have all of this already. ;)
Flyer770
Get with your neighbors, everyone buys a tool. That way you have a community workshop & multiple guillotines for efficient culling
LeutAldoRaine
I'll bring my metal working tools so we can put a nice sharp edge on a big heavy piece of steel.
BreakablePotato
The meme reminded me to pick up parts for home improvement. Then I remembered that I won't ever own a home.
BlindGardener
Mobile Homes don't actually cost that much more than cars. I got mine for 20k. It's doable.
apoohneicie
Hey, you might one day. It took me into my 40s but I finally got one. (Hug)
BreakablePotato
Thanks, this is encouraging. But I also know a couple who bought their first home in their 60s. Shortly after, he died.
apoohneicie
I know it’s never perfect but it can work out ok.
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Brabander
We don't even get nothing in Europe
b1candy2
We don't get nothing is a double negative.
ThePerks2010
"starve the dog and it'll follow you everywhere" - Saddam Hussein
AtypicalMammal
And the message is "let them eat cake"
XylaxLD
There is no spark point. We’ve been imprinted apathy and they know it
cow042
I always heard it as 2 cent tip being the insult tip.
RandyRandalman
resolved
PaintedSlate
Lol, implying they're willing to admit this is bad. Generous.
RandyRandalman
Right?
thanatos777
I'm stealing this, and paying with an upvote.
ATerribleArtist
I could've swore monsanto rebranded themselves to ditch their name stigma. They're scum, just by a different name. Dont quote me on that tho
RandyRandalman
Sounds like a move they would make.
CrimeBrulee
Can we fucking start the revolt now instead of just memeing about it? Where's the spark point?
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
Starvation. Hungry people can get desperate really, really fast, and we haven't experienced that in a while.
TheZacAttack
It wont happen, Biden won the election so everyone thinks its gonna get better now and they will wait, and of course he will change nothing
SilverHornet
He'll make some things slightly less worse,while overall the trend will still be a downward spiral,which is the american dream in a nutshell
IusallypoopwhileImonhere
I hate that sentiment. I’m poor and it’s not fair.
whygeorgiawhy
Just proves that they would’ve given us less if they could
IusallypoopwhileImonhere
No sorry I wasn’t clear. The quarter thing. I hate that I’ll insult them ether way. If I don’t tip or don’t tip enough I’m cheap.
whygeorgiawhy
Oh I get it, my bad. I thought you were referring to the $600. But I understand. It’s not fair, they sold just get paid more.
TheZacAttack
Dont. It isnt your fault the waitstaff industry is busted, and you shouldn't be responsible for paying that part of their wage anyway
TheZacAttack
Other people who observe it might think less of you because they dont know your side of the story, but the best advice I can give you about
Wulph421
$600 is the smallest amount of income one can receive and still be taxed for it
BlindGardener
False. $600 is the threshold after which the company paying you as an independent contractor needs to issue a 1099-Misc.
BlindGardener
$50 is the smallest increment on the tax tables issued by the IRS.
zpjon
Stimulus income is not taxed.
filben7
Its funny you think that, they took $10K of your money last year, gave you $1200, BuT ItS NoT TaXEd!
Wulph421
Yup, I shouldn't believe everything I read on the internet. Thank you!
Magjee
If you make a sale for $100 it's taxable. The stimi cheques were tax free
Sayagain
I thought it was around 10 grand or so yearly for it to be income taxed through a business?
Magjee
Conflating the amount being below a threshold vs sub-$600 transaction being tax free. 2 different things.
Sayagain
I have to ask, do you have a source on that?
Flyer770
https://www.businessinsider.com/personal-finance/are-second-stimulus-checks-taxed-2020-12
Wulph421
Oh dang! I'm glad I was wrong
texasfoodman
The law
DianNaoChong
Hey everyone, look, it's the bad judge dredd movie!
texasfoodman
Both dredd movies are fantastic. One is pure camp.
BioDatum
This is like claiming something about the natural world and citing "science." Might be technically true, but not at all helpful
texasfoodman
Reread it in a judge dredd voice as intended
CannonKnapp
Magnets, brah.. How do they even work?
Haidere1988
I AM THE LAW!
texasfoodman
Sayagain
Okay but I'm trying to look up sources on it and finding nothing about it being the minimum.
Sayagain
https://www.businessinsider.com/personal-finance/are-second-stimulus-checks-taxed-2020-12
greenbluegreen2
If you pay a contractor over $599 you have to give them a 1099 for taxable income.
delaney731
1200 for a casket? No thanks. What does that coffee tin cost?
Robvp
I expect to be cremated and dumped in the garbage in a paper bag or something like that
IAmTheToastyOhs
You can be dumped in a hole in your back yard if you want. Just check your zoning laws for your state. Borrow a shovel, don't buy one.
Flyer770
Last cremation I paid for was $950, including all the paperwork. I doubt that you can get much cheaper unless you were dumped in the woods.
Graphically
modern problems require medival solutions sometimes
mrpotatoes
In the comic the casket is actually 12K. Which, seems about right.
delaney731
Either way, even more without my missed 0
Counterfit
Caskets are about half that
drdildamesh
Yeah being dead is exorbitantly expensive. Just leave me where I fall.
AmHumanNotLizardMan
Surely a cremation is less expensive than that?
BlindGardener
You can get one free, but only if you donate your corpse to medschool.
Istherenothingleft
Gotta wander far into the wilderness while you still can. Leave a letter at home and one on your corpse. It's common courtesy.
Istherenothingleft
Weighted dip in the ocean is also valid. Be sure to die first as that end seems unpleasant. It's all about affordability and convenience.
OhNoDontTouch
drowning is not nearly as awful as it sounds. scary for a few seconds, then cozy blackness. although, I also enjoy being choked so...