How to spend your stimulus check

Dec 23, 2020 1:04 PM

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Source: https://thenib.com/how-to-spend-your-600-stimulus-check/

Nothing will happen - you fucks dont have the cojones for that

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

Was the armpit hair really necessary?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

One of my tenants wasn’t able to find a roommate after his had to move back to his COO. I cut his rent by half and applied for a subsidy.

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5 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 3

steal his look only 2600$

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

With wood prices these days, I think it would cost me $200 at least to build a nice guillotine

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let them eat cake

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

? Do you hear the people sing!! ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Guillotine memes are cringe inducing.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 23

take it up with the pricks that are inspiring them. shit dosnt happen with out a reason, and wont stop till that reason is dealt with.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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I always thought I’d become more conservative as I aged but turns out I get more and more radical with each news cycle.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Because things aren't better as you age. You arent vastly financially more secure or benefiting from social programs like our predecessors.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The cost of wages has plateaued so now we can't even afford basic things like a vacation once a year for mental health, let alone the 3 week

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Getaways shown in old films. Things aren't getting better for us.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yup

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't use all of it I may need to use a piece of it later . Ps rope has many uses .

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how people are meme'ing the guillotine but nobody will actually do anything.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I'm not from Philly. I care nothing about the city. But Gritty is the best fucking mascot for 2020.

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

The gritty memes really make me want to be a fan of the Philadelphia flyers

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nr 4.... yep yep yep

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So cartoons and online threats are nice but who’s going to start the actual revolution?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 15

The friends we made along the way...?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can get 'Lenin the State and Revolution' for $4.75 on Amazon or you should be able to find it free online.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does home depot sell guillotine blades?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean it's trivially easy to put an edge on some sheet metal.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no. but it sells everything you would need to make one.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus chirst. Hot flaming garbage like this is part of the problem. Stop advocating for murder for fucks sake.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

You don’t really “get” humor, do you?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Live crickets are $32 for 1000 on Amazon. Just saying.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Thank you for this information! It may be handy!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How much are live tarantulas?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know they are just bugs/arachnids but isnt it animal cruelty to send them to politicians? Let's just stick with killing them

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can you buy mosquitos in bulk? I wouldn't feel bad sending parasites after parasites.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see you are also familiar with JelloApocalypse

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d send 18,000 crickets to McConnell, but turtles eat bugs

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Maybe he would explode for being the glutinous piece of shit that he is.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crickets are still a good choice for turtles. It shouldn't be their only food though, but fine once or twice a week.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Guillotines are require carpentry tools and experience on top of materials. Machetes are less than 10 bucks.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

this guy gets it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A gallows can be made with simple hand tools.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Yoink

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. Bunch of faux-libertarians don't recognize that your oppressive overlords don't necessarily work in government, they just bribe it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cheque. Not check.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 19

Fuque off

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's check in the US. We don't speak or write the Queen's english.

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Also currently no one looks twice if someone wears a mask, add sunglasses and shit and you could potentially get away with it even.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Jokes aside, the thought of that alone should instill fear into politicians. Like someone just needs to be lucky once and BOOM you're gone.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Can't imagine what's going on inside their heads to have so little fear over the billions of possible violent movements on them currently.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Politicians aren't scared because too many people are complacent hence why I doubt a civil war will happen again

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good thing there's no background checks

5 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 7

Good thing a background check doesn't look at the future.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Many would show a clear background, myself for example have only a speeding ticket from 20 years ago.... I got old. <.>;

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Go to a gun show,

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Gun show has background checks though? Unless you buy from a random person

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

In Texas, you can buy at a gun show without a background check.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Its federal law, anyone who sells guns for profit has to have an ffl so they have to do bkgnd-check. So anyone selling enough to put up a

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s kinda the point I think. At a gun show you can meet plenty of people just selling.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Kinda. Depends on what the gun is. I have three guns, none needed to be registered or any checks made.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also, if you just break the law, you can skip a lot of red tape.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You buy from a random person at a gun show.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still believe with a my heart that the guillotine meme from months ago was a long con by home depot to get free marketing.

5 years ago | Likes 586 Dislikes 4

Are you kidding me? It would be a worse hell than capitalism to try to build a guillotine with that warped lumber. I know this for reasons

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(its because the blade needs a constant holding force with no gaps or obstructions)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta get heads to put on pikes around your giant Halloween skeleton *somehow.*

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A guillotine accents that 12foot skeleton perfectly.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lowes too. They're in on it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The giant skeleton did a better job

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Late stage capitalism is actually kind of funny. A giant corporation making an ad saying "eat the rich" is objectively comical.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the whole house of cards is built on me-first/bucket-of-crabs backstabbing. Bezos will sell you Musk-seeking missiles in 2022.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mark my words!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I really hope that the downfall of all these super-rich is that they turn on each other and all of them die. We can hope.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It probably wouldn't be too hard to make with the right tools. I'm thinking it'd cost about $300 or so.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago (deleted May 26, 2022 11:41 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Thats the thing about guillotines, the blade didn't have to be sharp. Weight alone would do it

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Buy a used snow plow blade, sharpen that hardened steel once and mount it onto the cheap stuff.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck sharpening, I'm gonna round out the corners so I can stand on their throats like they have mine.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh I like the way you think.

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If you don't have the right tools, there go the remaining $300.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I'd use a mitre saw, router, & high-power drill. A table saw would be helpful, but not necessary... I think it'd be more like $800 plus.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

... shit, also a circular saw with a rip-guide and a dremel with a sharpening bit. Luckily, I have all of this already. ;)

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Get with your neighbors, everyone buys a tool. That way you have a community workshop & multiple guillotines for efficient culling

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'll bring my metal working tools so we can put a nice sharp edge on a big heavy piece of steel.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The meme reminded me to pick up parts for home improvement. Then I remembered that I won't ever own a home.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mobile Homes don't actually cost that much more than cars. I got mine for 20k. It's doable.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, you might one day. It took me into my 40s but I finally got one. (Hug)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, this is encouraging. But I also know a couple who bought their first home in their 60s. Shortly after, he died.

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I know it’s never perfect but it can work out ok.

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5 years ago (deleted Mar 8, 2025 5:46 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

We don't even get nothing in Europe

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We don't get nothing is a double negative.

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"starve the dog and it'll follow you everywhere" - Saddam Hussein

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And the message is "let them eat cake"

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There is no spark point. We’ve been imprinted apathy and they know it

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I always heard it as 2 cent tip being the insult tip.

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Lol, implying they're willing to admit this is bad. Generous.

5 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Right?

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I'm stealing this, and paying with an upvote.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I could've swore monsanto rebranded themselves to ditch their name stigma. They're scum, just by a different name. Dont quote me on that tho

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Sounds like a move they would make.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can we fucking start the revolt now instead of just memeing about it? Where's the spark point?

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Starvation. Hungry people can get desperate really, really fast, and we haven't experienced that in a while.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It wont happen, Biden won the election so everyone thinks its gonna get better now and they will wait, and of course he will change nothing

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He'll make some things slightly less worse,while overall the trend will still be a downward spiral,which is the american dream in a nutshell

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I hate that sentiment. I’m poor and it’s not fair.

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Just proves that they would’ve given us less if they could

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No sorry I wasn’t clear. The quarter thing. I hate that I’ll insult them ether way. If I don’t tip or don’t tip enough I’m cheap.

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Oh I get it, my bad. I thought you were referring to the $600. But I understand. It’s not fair, they sold just get paid more.

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Dont. It isnt your fault the waitstaff industry is busted, and you shouldn't be responsible for paying that part of their wage anyway

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Other people who observe it might think less of you because they dont know your side of the story, but the best advice I can give you about

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

$600 is the smallest amount of income one can receive and still be taxed for it

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False. $600 is the threshold after which the company paying you as an independent contractor needs to issue a 1099-Misc.

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$50 is the smallest increment on the tax tables issued by the IRS.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stimulus income is not taxed.

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Its funny you think that, they took $10K of your money last year, gave you $1200, BuT ItS NoT TaXEd!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Yup, I shouldn't believe everything I read on the internet. Thank you!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you make a sale for $100 it's taxable. The stimi cheques were tax free

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought it was around 10 grand or so yearly for it to be income taxed through a business?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Conflating the amount being below a threshold vs sub-$600 transaction being tax free. 2 different things.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have to ask, do you have a source on that?

5 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

The law

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Hey everyone, look, it's the bad judge dredd movie!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both dredd movies are fantastic. One is pure camp.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is like claiming something about the natural world and citing "science." Might be technically true, but not at all helpful

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Reread it in a judge dredd voice as intended

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Magnets, brah.. How do they even work?

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I AM THE LAW!

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5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay but I'm trying to look up sources on it and finding nothing about it being the minimum.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

If you pay a contractor over $599 you have to give them a 1099 for taxable income.

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1200 for a casket? No thanks. What does that coffee tin cost?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I expect to be cremated and dumped in the garbage in a paper bag or something like that

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can be dumped in a hole in your back yard if you want. Just check your zoning laws for your state. Borrow a shovel, don't buy one.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last cremation I paid for was $950, including all the paperwork. I doubt that you can get much cheaper unless you were dumped in the woods.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

modern problems require medival solutions sometimes

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In the comic the casket is actually 12K. Which, seems about right.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Either way, even more without my missed 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Caskets are about half that

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah being dead is exorbitantly expensive. Just leave me where I fall.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Surely a cremation is less expensive than that?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can get one free, but only if you donate your corpse to medschool.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta wander far into the wilderness while you still can. Leave a letter at home and one on your corpse. It's common courtesy.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Weighted dip in the ocean is also valid. Be sure to die first as that end seems unpleasant. It's all about affordability and convenience.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

drowning is not nearly as awful as it sounds. scary for a few seconds, then cozy blackness. although, I also enjoy being choked so...

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