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These guys just showed up.
Flying through NV and these guys showed up off our wing. Oh shit, shti, stih.
Um...
I think we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Oh shit
Two more showed up.
Some more.
Oh..
...yeah. We're supposed to be here. ;)
F-16 comming in.
HOLY COW
That's a big bird! Took forever!
B-52
We still use these antiques. There's not too many left in the world. Check out the "bone-yard" on Google. We leave them out there so the Russians (and the rest of the world) can see that they're dismantled. (they guillotine their wings off and chunk up the fuselages and leave them there to rot/rust as proof.)
We were... communicating.
Couldn't help myself with the reference. (Fuck off - I know it was an F-14 with a A-4E/F (or"Mig-28") in the movie)
This is the F-15. My 2nd favorite AC in the world. Soon to be replaced by the F-35.
Dropping F-BOMBS....
I couldn't honestly tell you if it was this pilot or the next one up, but we hit some pretty hard turbulence and the boom missed his windscreen by about 30ft (9 meters). Just imagine the speed we're traveling, and the altitude, and the skill it takes to line up *two* aircraft within 50-100 feet of each other and hold that distance and speed for about 5-10 minutes. My hat's off to you, MSgt Boom Operator for keeping your shit straight (and in your pants!)
An F-22
And this little "humming bird" came to the feeder as well.
Solid as rock
Watching the difference between the two (the F-15 and the F-22) was night and day. This AC stayed right in tune during the whole refueling. Every bump and rock and roll we hit, that thing stayed *RIGHT THERE!* On point. Advances in computers fly by wire have come so far!
F-22 just off the wing.
This is in the top 10 of my favorite pictures that I've personally taken.
Whatcha lookin at?
Oh... Not me. Still. Cool picture.
My head
Probably the only pic you bastards will ever see of me. It's cramped down in the pit. I'm to the left of the operator, he's the guy with balls of titanium offloading thousands of gallons (or liters. At this point, there's no real reason to be specific) of fuel to 1q4Z!fuckX millions of dollar$ (or ₤'s, again, at this point, no reasonable difference...) worth of AC.
Inside.
THIS IS SPARTA! Well, it's actually better than the usual spartan conditions because they knew they had passengers, so they put the seats out and MX didn't shit in the doorway...
All the Glory!
Glory shot!
Not all pictures where from my camera. I was not in the AC that refueled the B-52 or F-16s . I *cough* chose the plane that had the F-22s and F-15s (for... reasons. :) ...) These are from about two years ago - but: 1. I deleted my FB account almost two years ago (only two pics made it up) and 2, I was still up in the air about security risks/classifications/etc. I was given the greenlight and found a new medium to post on. Enjoy!
Ok I hate these too, but FP Edit:
They were F-5's, not A-4's in Top Gun
No, I'm *not* a boom operator, but I've logged over 10,000 hours flying my desk with zero mishaps.
I'm still not entirely convinced that they're not trying to do away with the F-15s, based on what I've seen and heard, but I can't say much more on that subject.
Lastly, A-10 is my favorite AC.
(and "No," to the one person who asked, I will not show you my other 9 favorite pics, they're for me... for reasons... when I deploy...)
Cat Tax!
My 12 y/o, Chevy and my wife's 13 y/o, Diva. A rare moment of "truce" was called when the food was refilled...
JeanLucPicard
As someone who's currently waiting to get into the Canadian Air Force: I'm all boners right now. And a little jealous of all yer shiny ACs.
Tenhauser
hnnnnngg aggressor colors
asshatclown
MX will shit wherever they want !
Fluffayyy
The boneyard actually preserves the planes so that they don't rust due to no humidity and high heat. Source its hot here.
comeeeonnnnnnn
I worked on the B-52s for 3 years...they are most certainly being flown... and that is not the purpose of the boneyard...wtf?!?
WhatDoYouMeanICantStickMyFingerThere
The BUFF certainly isnt an antiques, and those booms come closer than the 30ft you were so worried about all the time, chill out.
TheHypaaa
Won't the F-35 replace the F-16 and F-18? The F-22 is more like F-15 replacement material in my eyes. Just asking.
Mcknizzle
F-35 is meant to replace the 16 and 18, yes. It'll take quite a while though, so you can expect to see all of them for a while. Nothing
YouWereAlmostAJillSandwich
DANGER ZONE INTENSIFIES.
Velonici
Cool picks, but the F-15 is being replaced by the 22 not the 35. 35 is replacing the 16 10's (maybe), the old 18's, and the harrier.
DogitheWallcrusher
A Chairforce vet? 10000 desk hours without a fuckup? Bullshit. Signed, Navy Corpsman.
Okurka
I'm pretty sure the MiG-28s in Top Gun were F-5s, not A-4s...still, you have an awesome job and I am so jelly.
TheCorvus
Love seeing the Aggressor squadrons and their commie-style paint jobs. Red Flag?
ChomskyWouldnt
Definitely at the Nevada training range; not necessarily a Red Flag. They fly all the time. Sauce: live in Vegas, work at Nellis.
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
Shit shti stih
Kinderschlager
read NV and thought new vegas. i've been playing too much fallout
GoodGuyJamie
Those camo patterns, are those Aggressor squadrons?
GoodGuyJamie
(Given that you're in NV it makes sense I'm guessing)
ChomskyWouldnt
Correct, the USAF Aggressors are all painted with FSU patterns. Flanker blue, lizard, desert, arctic, etc
HaHeDidTheThing
As an F-16 Maintainer, and prior F-15 Maintainer, the F-15 is supposed to be replaced by the F-22, and the F-16 by the F-35.
EvilMerlinX
The F-15 is not being replaced by the F-35A. The F-16 is.
popejubal
I'm pretty sure at least some of that is supposed to be classified. It's not cool of you to give our nations secrets away like that. 1/2
tmanning8891
Nope
popejubal
The fact that the air force has flying stealth cats is NOT supposed to be public knowledge and yet you post it to imgur. NOT COOL. 2/2
scrim4
Derp. Just got up, did not link "cats" with the feline animal. That was a fun one, upvote away!
tmanning8891
Man I was so mad when I read your first comment almost missed the second. Good one!
FancySweet
I thought this was gonna be one of those Area 51 stories.
EAlcantara
My first thought, too
idalibut
Security Guards DO NOT LIKE HIM !!
idalibut
or should I say, Camo dudes?
alabasterpirateninja
Eww, put a NSFW tag when showing 2 planes having sex.
FabulouslyTiti
It would instantly be deleted if it was what I imagined it looked like.
dnebdal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSf1bJoYX50 ?
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
They joined the mile high plug.
ElectronMagnifier
The big one was peeing in the small one :)
cheezestixs
That's not what the bone yard is for...
JayAreOhhh
As a Tucson resident, cool to see others that know about our little gem.
MidLifeChrysler
True, but the DMAFB boneyard and the reclamation center are right next to each other
IronRod
So the bone yard is not a gay club then?
cheezestixs
Unfortunately no...
bannedfornsfw
That's the "cock-pit"
hipsterhank
+1 for facts. It's for long-term storage. The dry desert air prevents corrosion. They can and do reactivate planes from the boneyard.
toboldlygowherenomanhasgonebefore
Have been to the bone yard in March (did the tour organized by the Pima Air & Space Museum).
aeronaut005
Its also where the 365 chopped up B-52Gs are, pursuant to the START treaty
hipsterhank
Those aren't there anymore. They were sold for scrap after Soviet satellite verification. The B-52s there now are for storage.
aeronaut005
https://www.google.com/maps/dir//32.14898,-110.8328887/@32.148628,-110.8327278,570m/data=!3m1!1e3
eggselent
Nice to see my KC135's getting some love!
eggselent
Also, the max extension on the boom of a KC135 is ~30ft, imagine having a C5 (biggest airplane in the US fleet) that far from you in the air
th0rnicate
Boo. No A-10.
IalwaysupvoteKorra
They were too busy delivering freedom. A-10s also dont need to refuel often as they use fuel efficient turbofans, just like airliners do.
freedommachine
Someone should do the Jurassic World pose with some F22 Raptors
xnihil
freedommachine
Lmao! Yes! Thank you !!!!!!!
xnihil
lol, no problem
freedommachine
I sense front page with this image lol
xnihil
I was genuinely surprised to see it hadn't been done.
SukhoiSuperjet
I find it amazing America still keeps B-52's in the air. Equally amazing are the Tu-95's the Russians use. Both are antique roadshows.
frostedbutler
Those Tu-95s are so loud they can be detected by listening stations in the ocean. The US didn't realize what they were hearing at first.
hipsterhank
The USAF just recalled a B-52 from the boneyard back into active service & plan to keep using the B-52 for another 50 years. Amazing planes.
SukhoiSuperjet
I prefer the Tu-95, (contra-rotating-props FTW), but nothing shouts FREEDOM like a B-52 flying overhead.
dnebdal
I've never been close to one, but I hear the Tu-95 is incredibly loud. :)
hipsterhank
http://www.greatdreams.com/planes/b52-array.jpg
CptKoolaid
Sploosh.
dualmonocles
You must be something special, for maintenance to not shit in your door. We don't do that for everyone
XiYen13
They must have just pissed in the door and said it was lube when asked about it.
ComeATmeBR0
We tend to not give shit to people that actually do things. Services, finance, basically any personnel troops we shit on. Comm too sometimes
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Piss off the people that pay you, feed you, and keep you connected. You must be new in the military.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
From avionics to comm...I'm slightly ashamed lol But they took our jets! And er jerbs!
WhitePowerRanger
Cops made the cut, we have yall fooled! Lol.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
As a SSgt in tactical comm, heading out on a KC-135 here shortly: a big F-you to you, pal.
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reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
I'd love for you to say that to me in person. Come find out what weight my rank actually carries.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Go ahead and forget about us in comm. But don't complain when we don't jump up to fix what you need fixed right then, bro.
ComeATmeBR0
Can't remeber anytime you did. Combat comm was pretty cool though
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Combat comm is what I do.
arourawhite
Can't drop bombs without Comm
ComeATmeBR0
Im like 99% sure we could figure it out.
arourawhite
Alright goodbye Client systems, wire dogs, cyber transport, cyber system ops and more just a few off the top of my head.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Helping to put warheads on foreheads! People forget about us comm guys.
rouverius
Thought you were on a commercial flight at first... nice twist.
EricTheRicer
Same here, was thinking an ACA unit showed up to kick ass!
Tantaburs
When i was 12 we flew down to Disney land and I could see f-14's out the window. I thought it was sweet.
JosefTheFritzl
Once I saw that it wasn't a commercial flight I went from "Oooh interesting!" to "Meh." pretty quick. This is just routine.
Sheizer
My first reaction was, "WHAT DID YOU DO?"
Kopachris
I actually wouldn't have been that surprised. Nevada is basically all air force training ground.
MageEpic
The aircraft that are painted in the cool color schemes are aggressors, or "enemy" aircraft to fight against
mydawgisgreen
Yea, between Fallon's airbase and Travis by Vegas.
CptKoolaid
um....Nellis?
mydawgisgreen
Fudge. Travis is Vallejo right?
quantacostacerveza
THIS is a nice twist. http://www.rekvisitanett.no/db/778357.jpg
ThriceEndowedSupremeDonkeyOfTheTrouserpod
I always eat the daim first
somis
That's the best twist ever!
Rytmegrisen
Erhmagerd, twist in a front page comment, this is truly a day to remember!
Seyavash
2 NYE BITER! STOR POSE! 490 g
quantacostacerveza
Hehe :)
MyPenisGrantsWishes
Faen, fikk lyst på Twist...
Seyavash
Aldrig riktigt varit förtjust i dem, gillar bara vissa bitar :l
MyPenisGrantsWishes
"Life is like a box of chocolate..." ;)
69meowmeow69
Your hole is my goal
WhenInDoubtC4
Seriously, he lets everyone have some. What a slut...
Formulaz82
Gold.
whiskeytango73
NotMyScienceAccount
How is this not a refueling squadrons motto?!? Please be one, somewhere, cause this is genius.
KilroyIsntHere
Not PC enough
TinySupreme
Then just go to console.
NotMyScienceAccount
Yeah.... Sad sad times. Hated the "semi-military" mindset of the AF when I was in.
IHaveASiriusCyberneticsCorporationGenuinePeoplePersonality
http://memecrunch.com/meme/2ZFDN/uhh-khakis/image.png
Jdonkay
Lol why was this so funny
surrealseal
You got to pay the troll toll before you can get into that boys hole.
vanilla4gorilla
Damn Americans and your sexy aircrafts
PersonalityFire
All for the low, low price of a trillion dollars a year in defense spending!
jkobster
i understand this reference
AricNeo
My favorite is the blackbird
SpyMonkey3D
Not as sexy as our rafales, though.
Mephyblef
Aircraft*
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
You're just one little test away from them being your sexy aircrafts as well :)
craz3d
http://theaviationist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/SR_71-3.jpg moat beautiful plane ever
vanilla4gorilla
Americans have like 13,000 aircraft to our (Canadian) like 400 i think. The new F-35 is looking good, the helmet is insane
vanilla4gorilla
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9b/F-35_Helmet_Mounted_Display_System.jpg
CmdrNinja
F-22 <3
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MisterLemons
The thing is like the mechanical incarnation of Trinity from the matrix.
YouWantABaccala
Just think, if NASA had the funding our military does we'd already be colonizing the universe! :(
artintel
We think alike.
YouWantABaccala
Great minds usually do...or so the saying goes
th0rnicate
but there was no A-10.. :(
lasr00
Do they even have in-flight refuelling capability?
lasr00
No, they don't. (Can't figure out how to edit on mobile)
xWonko
it is literally a flying gun with wings, not easy to do much with that
kk0425
Yes they do. There are countless youtube videos that demonstrate this.
aShogunNamedMarcus
So sexy we needed to invent a special type of sunglasses to handle looking at them
XenoHorse
I wish I can wear sunglasses... But they hide the only good thing about my face (my eyes), and focus the worst thing (my big ass nose. xP)
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
Actors love aircrafts.
Mitheledh
My favorite aircraft was retired. It makes me very sad.
Sionas
Blackbird?
Mitheledh
That's an impressive once, but no. It was the F-14 Tomcat.
ZtZebaztian
Talked to some Air Force technicians at the airshow near my town, they said the Tomcat was retired because it was too high maintenance. Sad.
Mitheledh
That's exactly what I heard. I guess it was due to the swing wings. More moving parts means more to break and more to maintain.
xWonko
impressive even today, imo, and especially for when it was made
Mitheledh
There are a couple of them sitting in a small park not too far from where I live. Still impressive to look at.
kellogleo
F-15s and F-22s look pretty neat but nothing can beat a Sukhoi Su-27 in a beauty contest.
PoliteHawk
Su-47 is my favorite, love the forward swept wings
Stuebydoo
SR-71 for me. I know it's not a comparable aircraft, but what a beaut
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Not sure who down-voted you, that plane's badass
SukhoiSuperjet
I prefer the workers look of the MiG-21. I actually can't think of any bad looking military aircraft.
kellogleo
I actually agree, with one exception. Never really liked the hot-dogs-with-wings look of the F-8...lol
HailToTheReef
Well we almost got this http://imgur.com/2jAMfeu instead of the F-35.
Cheomesh
Hah, I work at a Naval Air Station; I see them all day, every day. Including those X-47b's and F-35's.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
What about Y-Wings?
Cheomesh
No :< We need to get on that...
Cheomesh
No :< We need to get on that...
ImClearlyInsane
PCola?
Cheomesh
Pax
HermesTheRobot
Stationed in Pcola
ImClearlyInsane
Awesome!
bohemiancrabcity
Pax?
Cheomesh
Yes indeed
bohemiancrabcity
Everyone says there is nothing down here. Had an f-35 hover over cedar point while I was fishing it one time. It was awesome.
Cheomesh
Indeed; I live just outside the gate, too, so always something going on overhead. Are you actually in county?
causality
Heritage flights make the best pictures.
eggmuffin
I'm 87% certain they're not lined up in chronological order.
pwsabre
F-86 Sabre FTW!
FlyingDebris
Something tells me that's not quite in order.
IDidntThinkAboutThis
I've got some cool pictures of a P-38 Lightning and an A-10 Thunderbolt from Oshkosh a few years back. Such a fun week.
TheNutz
Bottom to Top: F-15 Eagle, F-4 Phantom, F-86 Sabre, F-22 Raptor for those wondering
Toonight
Look at those air intakes, hnnggggg.
NickDixon
Oh sweet Jesus that beautiful Sabre
hipsterhank
And another (featuring the B-17 and B-52, forever my two favorite planes):
causality
TheNutz
Closest to Furthest: P-51 Mustang, F-86 Sabre, P-38 Lightning, A-10 Thunderbolt II (Named after P-47 for legendary ground attack capability)
dnebdal
http://imgur.com/m9OGrFc
dnebdal
... and now I've made myself sad. (The huge weird one is one of two XB-70 Valkyries, just before a F-104 mashed through its wing.)
TheNutz
Closest to Furthest: F-5 Freedom Fighter, F-4 Phantom, XB-70 Valkyrie (Correction), F-104 Starfighter, F-5 Freedom Fighter.
dnebdal
I was about to say - the Valkyrie is a favorite of mine. :) Thanks for IDing the rest, though.
TheNutz
Crazy aircraft; huge, Mach 3+, and designed with a freaking slide rule!
TheNutz
Its hard to identify a favorite, but the P-47 would probably be mine if I had to choose.
TheNutz
Crazy aircraft; huge, Mach 3+, and designed with a freaking slide rule!