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Aug 9, 2017 10:56 AM
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Jean616
Sometimes I think I've already seen all the memes there is to see.
Pipperdoodlebug
#17 As a woman, I would call one of the other guys' wives and tell them I couldn't get ahold of my guy. Can you call yours?
GreetingsPrograms
This dump:
FirstPostMcGee
Mildly amusing, pixel count acceptable, cat tax paid - that's a +1 for you.
QuantumSp3ctral
#7 one time at my best friend's house I legit got up and made breakfast
SharkShanker
Why do people take selfies on a regular basis?
CassiusPolybius
When you have to take a moment to check because the cat tax looks astonishingly like one of yours
UB02
#37 Fixed:
LovesCounseling
Cute cat. It looks similar to mine when I was kid. Damn, I miss her.
Wikicek
wanted to go to sleep half hour ago.. oh well.
serialkillazjungle
Okay, for the first time ever, I skipped to the comments after just 5 or 6 of them. I finally think I'm too old for all this...
applemnki
I had to recite every letter to figure what the was jammed in that P hole (ha.)
Burritotacotime
You said p hole.
Miathan
best non-gif dump I've seen in a long time, have an upvote
PloppyTheSlopper
"First impressions matter" Newborn Baby- "You're wearing your tie pin too low, and it's too wide. Sort yourself out mate and try again!"
ADemonStoleMyKidsAndNowItBurnsWhenIPee
That poor letter X...
sammiamm21
They missed a prime opportunity to switch the "N" and the "Z"
k3llybo1
Lost my shit at legend has it 300 memes one
iSoulend
#7 you mean a "friend", if you're at a friend's house you can do whatever, like breakfast with his parents or play on his console
VinegarStroker
The one about don't just copy the text, literally my entire job. Create procedures based on a manual but I have to reword each step.
josip217
so many old memes..
ChinaFerrariSexOrgyDeathCrash
bigeasy44
#15 to compound the situation further, that guys is having his service staff Park his boat in his boat.
missojennie
RobotMassacre538
For the "whoever's wife calls first" one can't you just turn your phone off?
Burritotacotime
Who would pay for the meal?
ChronologicalMyopia
eliottsworld
It couldn't be "catching Mexicans" because the C would have been filled in. I don't know why I feel the need to point this out.
Burritotacotime
Because your that fun guy at the party.
RubelliteFae
"watching Mexicans"
ToastMasterLex
"Female therapist" Fuck off, bruh. Half of gamers are chicks. We also know you can't pause MMOs.
trinabeana23
1/2 I have a confession...I used to love to tell my teenage son he either had to pause his game or I'd shut it off for him. I knew ...
trinabeana23
2/2 that it would screw up not only his but his friends game. Mainly when he was being a little shit so it was a satisfying bit of pay back
ToastMasterLex
You're a terrible person.
trinabeana23
Agreed ...but I've found that being a mother to 3 teenagers can turn you petty & spiteful in the strangest ways
Beegottani101
Umm, I was 16, found $2500 in cash in a purse in King George Square. Went straight to the police with it and there was NO PRESS! Wtf
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
That'll teach ya. Think of all the shit you could have done with 2500 at 16.
Beegottani101
King George Square in Brisbane city, Australia. My friends all told me not to and I was like "no this could be someone's bond money!!"
trinabeana23
YOU ARE AWESOME!! Once left $500 cash & my wallet in a grocery cart & THANK GOD someone turned it in & CRIED MY EYES OUT IN RELIEF in store!
trinabeana23
So on behalf of all dumb asses like myself that left behind basically my life, THANK YOU!!
Beegottani101
I had watched my mum struggle to make bond money to get us houses for over 7yrs! I was not about to have someone lose that money!
phederai
#40 am I the only one who wets the toothbrush before putting the paste on?
redloki55
no
SkinnySweatyManInTheGreenSuit
"Am I the only one"... Probably not.
ThePastmaster
Yes. ... Barbarian.
Robbann
civilized people do both before and after
Mrrattman
no, i do too
Noob3rts
A friend of my sister was visiting England and seeing a museum of some sorts when the tour guide goes "Would you like to meet the Queen?"
DeadTuesday
Walked out of Green Park tube the other day, police motorcade swishing the royals past.
DeadTuesday
Previously saw the Queen and Prince Philip being driven through Charterhouse Square, very close as they went past. Not uncommon in London.
DeadTuesday
I mean, not common, but it's gonna happen to some people on a daily basis
sulfuratus
You sure it wasn't Linkin Day station?
Dystrophic
Madam Toussaud's, right?
Noob3rts
Sorry, no idea. :(
redloki55
the wax museum place?
DarksteelPenguin
yep.
Noob3rts
Apparently she was there to retrieve something of somesorts and offered to meet some people while she waited.
edward8767
What is... A lie?
Mouthhug
That sounds awesome of some sorts.
ImmaLetYouFinishButMaeWestIsOneOfTheGreatestArtistsOfAllTime
The Queen has to run her own errands? And people make her wait???
MrSaturday
She is still only a person.
DotSlashNatalie
Would be acceptable for her to say "I would like to speak to the manager!" ?
Stutley
"BITCH DON'T YOU BE JAWIN' ME, I'M ON THE G-DANG MONEY!" - The Queen whenever she's asked for ID buying 40s.
kittenjeep
OMG! That would make my year!
JupiterJedi
Life for me!
Noob3rts
Hahahaha, well, my sisters friend said she was a wonderful woman and was very thankful to meet her.
PudgyPinkiePie
I learned everything I needed to know about her when I learned she had them olay the American anthem after 9/11
sangatster
I like how I can reply to this deleted comment. So, like, why did you delete the comment? What did you say? I missed it.
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BizarreCarnival
I cannot relate to the toothpaste one... Water first, then toothpaste.
cerpintaxt475
Yeah like what did you think was going to happen?
JARKB
That's fine and dandy but I think the real question here is how the dentist appointment one did it. Was it the same? Was it different?
maliciousGman
Toothpaste first, but smeared on top and watered on the side.
zippydee
Sometimes I use hot water as a treat
Alkland
I love how a toothpaste meme can lead to this level of debate.
RoseFaery
That much toothpaste is too much. Supposed to be peasized, even for adults. Also, sodium lauryl sulfate is gross & I hate foamy mouthfeel.
DaHam
I hate when my mouth rests on its laurels
amishcannoli
Getting the brush wet before applying paste increases your risk of getting reconstituted backwash onto the tube mouth and into the paste.
CometLaHal
unless you rub the toothbrush onto the bottle with vigor i think its pretty safe
ColtTheKid
justlurkinfornow
Yes, and then some more water.
PhunPhact
Water, toothpaste, then water again
KeeleonOhms
But then the toothpaste has no water on it. Whats the pointint of wet bristles?
Silved
The toothpaste doesn't need water. The bristles that have stiffened up overnight do.
KeeleonOhms
Water will have zero effect on the stiffness of plastic bristles...
hakunamatatas
Not to mention, if you don't close your toilet lid every time you flush, there's no telling what has found its way onto your toothbrush,
Anonymous0726
I don't even use water.
UrsusArctos91
I read somewhere that 2% of people don't, I like being part of that stat
dancfontaine
Oh come on, a little splash of water on top of the toothpaste or you ain't really living
IGoInCanadaDry
justsomecunt
I get it wet before and after.
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
That's what she said.
sputz
JamieSmyth
I'm British...what are we talking about?
MrSaturday
Nothing you have to worry about.
JamieSmyth
oh ok cool
Jimmy255
dafuq? water only after brushing for rinsing.
ChronologicalMyopia
Yeah, otherwise the toothpaste blocks the water from loosening all that dried old crap you didn't rinse out well enough from that morning.
DynamicWeight
http://imgur.com/WrKPhfd
uhhMurdok
I vigorously wash my toothbrush after I brush with blazing hot water. Heathen.
daguq
Never understood brushing your teeth in the morning - have you been eating sweets in your sleep?
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
You...you brush after breakfast...
unknownSubscriber
thats not why you brush in the morning
pinecone
Your mouth dries during the night because of lack of saliva and dry mouth is excellent place for bacteria to grow. Brushing in the morning1/
pinecone
you remove the bacteria that grew during night. In addition using toothpaste at the beginning of the day will protect the teeth for the 2/
pinecone
day against the acid attacks (not sure if term is this in English. literal translation from my language) caused by eating. 2/3
chichibdonkin
Water, toothpaste, then more water to soften it up
zyuruki
but u might as well not use toothpaste at that point then
iamonewiththecheese
This! This is the proper way to apply toothpaste!
thiswasalwaysgoingtobeamistake
One parent taught me water 1st, the other water 2nd. I didn't know which was "right" so I've always done both.
MundaneFinality
This person gets it
Nateinthewild
The fuck you mean soften it up? How hard is your toothpaste when it comes out of the the tube?!
ohlongdongjohnson
Yeah, wtf haha the bristles are already wet and soft from the first rinse
PhillupNSyder
Then even more toothpaste
armouredswan
What no
PhillupNSyder
To toothpaste it up
ElbowdeepinElmo
Someone who gets me. I quad layer it:
RainbowGandalf
Wait I don't add water before or after the paste
theresgonabeants
Me neither. Your not suposse to.
Geophph
Not even to rinse off your brush?
SmoothberryBluethie
Rinsing comes after brushing. Toothpaste on the brush, brush teeth, brush tongue, rinse toothbrush, gargle, floss, then gargle again.
BeeStar
I don't even understand why people put the toothpaste on first then the water. There is no logical explication for it!!!
CometLaHal
IT GOES ON MORE PLEASANTLY
NoOfficerImJustNotSober
hakunamatatas
I rinse my toothbrush first, then put toothpaste on, and rinse it again.
BlastFX
Because half the water drips out by the time you apply the toothpaste. Toothpaste first for maximum water.
KeeleonOhms
So that the toothpaste becomes more soluble. Wet bristles dont mean anything.
djsdkdjsk
Bristles can get dry and hard you know.
Silved
What kind of toothpaste do you use. Maybe it's time to switch brands.
somejerktookmyusualusername
How hard is your toothpaste exactly? I feel like I'm missing something here.
KeeleonOhms
Its not thst its hard. Its a thick gel. I want it to be less thick so it spreads easier. The concept isnt that hard.