ginalynn8942
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Oct 21, 2025 5:44 AM
ginalynn8942
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kriswinters
When she hugs her husband, is that a sleeper hold?
JaromirAzarov
This guy should've done this, too... https://doctor.webmd.com/doctor/peter-file-f5013406-a5f3-48df-af78-04581440cc20-overview
SgtPakcrat
My mother a nurse was on duty when the activated the crash team for a code blue
Over the P.A. "CODE BLUE - Doctors Kumm, Quik and Killem to the ER STAT"
InfOracle
Where is Doctor Lindsay?
In her Sleeper Cell.
reverendbonobo
I went to a dentist named Dr. Chu, and took my dog to a veterinarian named Dr. Beestman.
Howlingowl
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
they better have a pet named Fig
thespinnerboy101
True Facts: My chiropractor is Dr. Feeley, my podiatrist is Dr. Schuster, my carpenter is Mr. Woodhead
Pelican3
My urologist was Dr. Pinas.
Schmeggegge
Hello, I’m Dr. Newton-Sleeper. I’m going to give you a cookie now, and you’ll feel like having a nice nap. Sweet dreams!
HappyBanjoGuy
I used to prepare the tax return for an anesthesiologist named Dr. Gassem.
Colopty
At least keep the Newton around as a middle name, discarding it completely would be a waste.
AttentionDeficitHyperDepression
Dr. Newton-Sleeper, and then knock 'em out with an apple to the head
true60
My GI Dr. Buttensky, no joke
Idontneedrealfacts
Sleeperkid's mom?
IMustGrowUpReally
...and your surgeon is Dr Moore-Ticiansfrend.
KatInTheCorner
I've met a dentist named Dr Smiley and an ER administrator named Dr Payne.
tarptastic
I knew a chiropractor named Dr Bents. Also knew a Dr Smiley dentist.
squintysourpuss
I saw a sign for a ENT doctor named, dr. Atchoo!;)
unluckyandbored
You know what, that's 100% valid.
friendsofsandwiches
At least your parents didn't name you Fig.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
...or issac
Hashbrown123
Or Juice.
fnordy
How do you know they didn't?
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Fig Sleeper? I don't get it.
TheVampireDante
Fig Newton.
ricpaul
Fig Newton. No idea what it means, but it rings a bell somehow. So I'm off to google it now.
ricpaul
They're cookies with a fig or fig stuffing inside according to a google search. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newtons_(cookie)
TeachingClayGuy
When my partner gets thier PhD they will be Dr. Watson. They wont be taking my name.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
This is a great way to get the job you want, because you just KNOW someone in Admissions, HR, etc. is going to look at your Resume and go "heh heh, wouldn't that be cool".
linexnewt
my dentist's name is Dr Hurtte.
OregonComputerGuy
I see some depth here
DasBeaker
Ok now count down from 100.
Roaddog184
My first surgery, I got to 1wwaa……
mondeca
Ok....Zzzzzz....
HandoB4Javert
100, 9...
Dishlexic
I once knew a doctor who did electric shock therapy for severely depressed patients. (It's not like back in the day, they are sedated and the results are incredible). Her name was Dr. Schock but pronounced shock.
InitHello
My brother used to work with a guy whose last name was Poissonier. He, of course, pronounced it "poisoner"
etherbunny41
So shock therapy was onto something, but it was the pain that was fucking the patients over? I dunno man, I'd need to see a lot more info on it.
thegarts
I did anesthesia for ect’s. People were so depressed I thought they had a stroke. After a couple treatments they seem like a different person.
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
Doctor Sleep, great Stephen King movie!
BullshitUpTheWhazoo
I was there at the Westwood premiere with all the actors and fanfare. It was...definitely A movie.
tokenhooker
It was so good.
FreshlyBaked20
The movie was GARBAGE. However the book was so good I’ve read it multiple times. Check out the book!!
f4t3
Wha? That piece was bollox
L1ttl3J1m
I used to work with a guy who's last name was "Sleep". We called him "Sounder".
bendaresall
Sounder Sleep?
L1ttl3J1m
Yes indeedy!
bendaresall
Ok, hehe
DerpMeister
My father, a surgeon, was once the 2nd assistant during a surgery where the operating team was (translated from German to English): Surgeon Dr. Violence, 1st assistant Dr. Butcher and, as anesthesiologist, Dr. Sandman.
SirButcher
Woooo, Butcher!
sunyudai
I do know a Dr. Slaughter.
ThatsAGreatStoryIdLikeToHearItSometimeByeBye
I know a OBGYN named Sandy Beaver.
CptRobotNinja
Every anesthesiologist I've ever known has been cool as hell. Like everyone else in the OR is doing their job and the gas passer rolls in on a Harley with his cross word puzzle and a switch blade and kicks his cowboy boots up on the table next to the patients head.
Zaynara
I once got a colonoscopy from a Dr. Gutman
FrozenMojo
Dr. Dick Chop still makes me giggle
doodlydoofus
Imagine the last words you hear before going out is "Dr Butcher, scalpel.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
that'd be terrible to hear regardless of the name
ThrowingSchadenfreude
I had a dermatologist named Dr Hurt and knew an orthopedic surgeon named Dr Payn
PrincessWasabi
Once my friend met an Officer Payne police officer lol, he gave her a ticket
LeeeB
Gewalt, Metzger und Sandmann?
DerpMeister
Richtig: https://www.aerzteblatt.de/archiv/pdf/1dc89baa-754c-44f5-9932-dc102efcef52
LeeeB
Hirschmann, hundeshagen und mau? 🦌🐕🐈
BarryTheCyborg
My mom once had a Dr. Doctor
glamdring1
My mom sees a Dr Boozer.
VikingsAreNinjaPirates
Give me the news...
EmergencyDonut
Weekend edition only🎶