Altogether now….

Feb 21, 2023 5:27 PM

WholesomeAsFuck

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Edit: Shout out to @TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube ? Thanks for sharing this gem! #propertyistheft #politics #latestagecapitalism

How did I know this was going to be Marxist ideology as soon as the literal sock puppet said "the simple narrative"?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that's how it works.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Goddamn cumsock out here speaking more truth than (almost) any politician of the past 50 yrs

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Comrade Bo

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yea but is it a media-opoly? And what about PCB’s?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“They come from ‘lectric power plants built by Westinghouse and GE!” https://www.openculture.com/2014/09/conspiracy-theory-rock.html

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SOCKO!

3 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

my favorite part of the song is when he bursts into html

3 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

"Private property is inherently theft" is the one that I didn't get back when this first came out. Now I get it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not quite dead, but not quite alive!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh "the teaching is pedagogically classist"? Pedagogically means "related to teaching"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*All together now. Altogether is a word, but not correct to use in this sense.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I too am grammar nazi but not immune to making mistakes, unfortunately!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bo knows ...

3 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 1

Socko knows

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's Bo yo.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He's the greatest rapper ever

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Classy of you to shoutout. Stay frictionless!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah daddy

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is a hauntingly accurate (and catchy) little song.

3 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 3

I'm very into socialism and equality+equity, but why pepper an otherwise accurate socioeconomic narrative with pedo accusations/side issue?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It does seem a bit out of place, but then again there’s so many cases of high profile people involved in human trafficking and child abuse

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another one from this special won him a Grammy so I’d say he’s pretty good at writing songs. https://youtu.be/1Rx_p3NW7gQ

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That whole special is really good. I highly recommend it.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There’s some of the stuff that I agree with, but how is private property inherently theft?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because Marxists find it easier to steal from people when they insist you stole it in the first place.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a resident of Florida, I kinda understand what they’re saying because we don’t get paid shit Volusia county Florida is the lowest paid CO

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you lived as the natives did

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're thinking of personal property. He means private property in a Marxist sense- the means of production. It's theft of labour.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ah but an equivalent exchange as in an ideal cooperative wouldn’t be theft.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1000% talent but billing Bo Burnham's shows about his existential crisis as comedy, well; I want my comedy to be funny. YMMV.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 54

Inside was not a comedy - or at the very least, no one that knew Bo's stuff thought it was going to be main-focused on comedy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then go to different comedy shows… I don’t see your point here. i.e. I don’t think pop country music is good music, it’s still music.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I think you could have just worded that differently and you’d have missed the downvotes.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

wait. are you saying some things aren't made for me and being a bitter asshole about it is a waste of time?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Side note, most comedians I know can directly contribute their jokes to moments of crisis, existential or not.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think I meant ‘attribute’. My sincere apologies

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

This is 100% amazing.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasn't this an ad for the Japanese Communist Party or something?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

No, it's from idolmaster and the subs at the bottom are not even close to the actual translation.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ah. I mean, I do remember the Japanese Communist Party having some animu ads or something to appeal to the current gen correctly, at least.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bo is amazing!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When I was in school I was taught that we built the trans-American railroad with hard work and we bought our land from the Native Americans.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well, someone worked hard for the railroad, they just didn't get paid fairly. And we did buy our land...with smallpox

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes, both of those statements are technically true. But there's more to learning that the surface technicalities.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, I was using Reductio ad Absurdum for the laugh factor. I know that my statements barely scratch the surface.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree with a lot of the points but straight up socialism as of yet always turned into a shithole because humans are shitty. 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well regulated social capitalism like the northern European countries is where its at. Best of both worlds.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't mean "social capitalism" that's Communist China. You mean liberal democracy, part of "liberal" is allowing capitalism.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So either get with it, or get out of the fucking way.

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 13

Ah yes, words of wisdom from @th3guy … Complacency or else!!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

Literally part of the song… like the next verse

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Folks, this is literally a quote from the song this clip is from…

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Man some people are idiots. Not you though. The people who downvoted you.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's got the same energy as Kitty History and I love it. https://youtu.be/0-Lvv1f5Qu4

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss Trevor

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats how *America* works!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

No it's definitely the world. Unless you know of a socialist utopia not participating in the IMF, the world bank and the UN they are 1

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Definitely propping up Capital as the de facto rule of law. Even then, they are probably still just as trapped by capitalism in some way. 2

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, honey, it ain't going much better for the rest of us, either! And don't even get me started on the other two big splotches on the map...

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That sweat stained sock lowkey making a lot of sense

3 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 3

nothing lowkey about it

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's not sweat...

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Cum on now… keep it clean…

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My mama said "keep it clean". Driving all night got a hankering for something

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guys… it’s a gold toe sock.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Golden shower sock

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Disagree on the private property thing. Cos how is me owning something stealing it?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

In Marxist theory private property is used to refer to capital/means of production (so like businesses) rather than personal property.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You raise a good question and @VioletCatastrophe dropped us all some knowledge because of it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I assume they are referring to corporate owned private property , ie landgrabs. Not individual homeowners

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If I steal a car and then sell it is the buyer the new rightful owner? How many transactions until they are?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I buy a car fresh from the factory from a supplier, is it theft? Your example is starting out incorrect

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Super easy to call an example incorrect if you just make it a different example ?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I make a proper example based on what I said rather than based on false pretenses, yes. It's called a correction.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The argument fails because all analogies are inaccurate. But consider the raw materials used for that fresh car. How can those be owned?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Irrelevant. You don't own the flowers or oils that made paints, but if you use them to paint a picture you now own the painting.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The difference, I suppose, is sustainable collective usage of the flowers and oils, vs them being privately owned and hoard by corportations

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surely the riches of the Earth should be the common property of mankind? Being the first to place the flag doesn't justify its placement.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One can argue that those who 'own' the mines do so in a way that steals them from a rightful common ownership by mankind.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You don’t own your property, the bank does. You cannot even use “your” property for commercial purposes without the proper zoning.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wow generalize much? I own my property modest as it is.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My childhood home had well water for years. Then the city voted in city sewer & water. Hookup was mandatory. Instead of clean well water 1/

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they pumped recycled sewage into our taps and raised our property taxes for the privilege 2/

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You own an illusion. Try building a deck that comes near the property line and the city will let you know how much your ownership is worth

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Feb 22, 2023 1:14 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Count your blessings while they last. County land inevitably becomes city land if enough time passes. It happened to my childhood home.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or try not paying your taxes and see what happens

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you all bring up zoning and city issues the original statement was the bank owns it no bank owns my property

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Common misconception. 'Private property' in this context is a specific term referring to property owned for profits. Personal property is OK

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Then we should really get a better term for it. Investment property perhaps?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was only room for two syllables!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, most Marxist concepts are pretty common sense but worded absolutely AWFULLY. I think the issue is the word 'private'.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also another issue is distinguishing between private and personal property for self-employed people. The language and theory is so deeply

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

rooted in industrial revolution era concepts of factory owners and those who controlled access to natural resources.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When a corporation owns the land that should honestly belong to everyone, and charges rent for its use, that is theft. 1/

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Imagine a river that people used for transport, and then suddenly someone builds a barrier and charges others to pass through it 2/

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This person is owning the river as private property, and is engaging in rent seeking behavior to 'earn' from it 3/

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

However, they provide no value, and people could use it fine before them. Free access to the river was stolen in the name of 4/

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