Unphonetic Alphabet

Apr 2, 2017 12:09 PM

jonb237

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Well Fnord Urn!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We use this for work. It's hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

K should also be Know just to confuse things more

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Classic. I like this. Our pet thing we do at work is say "B for Bictor" to our callers.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I did that for 15 minutes to a buddy who was asking about keybinds in a game.... We still make fun of him with that trick

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I talk over radios for my job and often use the standard alpha bravo.... I really really want to use this now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

M as in Mancy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lols! I have actually used xylophone when giving my post code over the phone

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who has to use the phonetic alphabet daily at work, this is hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bdellium Cucumber is the best Sherlock Holmes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

O should have been "O as in Opossum"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Upvoting purely for Llandudno xD

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

But Llandudno doesn't start with an L, it starts with an LL

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine how many people are like 'L-andudno, nothing wrong with that'

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Walessss

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bet people who aren't aware of Welsh pronunciation are struggling with Llandudno

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

L for Leather, N for Anything, O for Oaf.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Now that is just cruel... I love it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A as in aye, E as in eye

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

I as in I

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

JalapeƱo...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What's wrong with cucumber?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Q-cumber?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 2

Blurpledick cuminhersnatch

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow...that didn't take long

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

His name's Berinder. Berinder Cucumbach.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a Harry Potter spell if I have ever heard one.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Beneficial Cucumber.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oozy Knife.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No you idiot! I said: "M" and in "Mancy"

9 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 0

Funny story: I work at a call center. Buddy of mine used this while clarifying a serial number. Girl understood the reference.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You of all people

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This is the pointless interesting things I come to imgur for.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As a call center rep, *heavy sigh*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

having a welsh word for L is cheating don't you think

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All English just did not cut it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

L is pronounced 'ell' so you could have had 'large' or something

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do no pronounce 'Large' as elarge. It is difficult on some letters

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Tsu and Su don't sound exactly the same.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would still be frustrating to say 'T for Tsunami'

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not everyoene pronounces the t in tsunami. Most English speakers don't.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dvPhtNZCj0 Barenaked Ladies did a song similar to this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

came looking for this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

With many of the same words, even.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The 'n' in 'No' makes the regular 'n' sound.....doesn't it????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are right. I couldn't find one for 'N'. Do you have any suggestions?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um 'damn'

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh wait that doesn't start with N

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I applaud the enthusiasm though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of these are unphonetic just because they're not English words so of course they would be pronounced differently

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Some of these are unphonetic because they are English words so of course they would be pronounced differently.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I saw the fnords!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saw it too!.. Wait... plural? .... going back in for another look....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah there was just one. But in the book it was always "the fnords."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jalapeno is Spanish so it makes sense it wouldn't correspond in English. If you're gonna point out mistakes in English, at least use English

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The idea was to irritate when spelling words so all is game, I think

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No? Zeus? You? View? Urn? Sea? Cucumber? Rwanda? half of these dont even work

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

No = negate, sea = C, urn = earn, you = U. The point is being ambiguous.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Y as in U" can be a confusing thing to hear.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And same applies to "S as in C" I guess. Admittedly it's not the same as the rest.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Make a better one, I'll upvote it.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Me too

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Oh, and Nguyen

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Got Zapata and Van der Waals (or any other Van or Von). Maybe Rennes too depending on how you pronounce it. Urn is fine.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

right about Zeus though.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

how should it be pronounced?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Zeus should be pronounced like it starts with a "z". Saying "Z as in Zeus" should work for 99% of English speakers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

so yeah, zeus is a bad example for an unphonetic alphabet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0