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10 seconds without any attention
Our puppy tax <3
insertclevernameshere
Aw.
lukward
waitihaswings
I need this bad
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
That's not a puppy. That's a Tribble.
KittyBitMe
If your dog's name isn't Chewie!
04FoxSake
puppy looks like an ewok. yub yub.
Theunholydownvoter
Your face. I like that shit.
Nemacol
+1 for Alain de Botton
holmestrix
Someday.... I will be able to use this with a SO. Today is not that day. *Sigh*
Kattsune
Not everyone has a happy ending, but keep on truckin and don't give up. You might get lucky.
kitty4evas
Thank you OP. I Pretty much saved all of these.
LunaTheris
Knock 'em dead
adcunicorn
Made out with a girl yesterday and she said she doesnt want to see me nor talk to me, my mind is kindly said fucked
adcunicorn
Also I am 17 dude and it was my first kiss, FUCK MY LIFE
jsparker43
Thought it said I will build a fart with you...dutch oven?
tBGMaveric
LunaTheris
I feel it
Superchief86
I see your dog is in fact an ewok.
BleachedPP
LunaTheris
Such is love
HerrHydra
#8 I do have that girl. Did I do it right.
Nearlyburly
I had that girl. Briefly. Great rebound from my broken marriage. Fortunately she knew what it was before me, so no hard feelings.
stopdropandrollout
Hell yeah. #8 describes my girl as well.
Deswran
Started dating a girl who loves Doctor Who and sent me #3 recently. Finally found the girl I'm going to buy a house for.
RawrItsJamJam
LunaTheris
The mut is pleased
Tylvian
Coming from someone in a relationship, be careful, it can suck. Literally trapped at the moment. Someone save me.
bogeyatyour6
Nowhere else you can stay at the moment?
OldIronsides
Only you can save yourself. I know it can be awkward to break up, but you're doing neither of you any favors. I know from experience.
VanSticks
Break up?
CrazyCatLad
Trapped how so? Live together?
Tylvian
Yes and got layed off. Can't escape when you have no money.
CrazyCatLad
Fuck :/
MrPredator
Churbebun
I have no idea what part of that ball of hair that is a head or a butt. Your dog seems broken.
mollyisthenameofmybicycle
I think we see a face and a tail (?) I definitely see a nose going on in the upper part
martiniolives2
The cartoon of the old couple on the beach is from a very old Playboy. I remember it from my youth. Now I'm as old as the guy in the cartoon
ItsOnlyHumanNatural
Those are some pointy ass boobs
GiGiGoodtimes
As was the style at the time
LunaTheris
Boobs are pointless unless they can cut a perfect circle into a bank window
DanivbDH27
Gremlin Tax
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
And as of today, the hunt continues... No, I mean, I almost got involved with someone who was with another, she got guilty eventually.
LunaTheris
You deserve a girl you don't have to share
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Yeah, I'm just glad this went smoothly, I feel fine.
LunaTheris
That's good! The best of luck to you
Houkkitsu
Litteraly the day before I go see my LDR gf. It's a sign.
LunaTheris
Have a good time you two ;)
Houkkitsu
Leaveittojebus
Thneitis
Reminds me of my ex
Cartoones
Atleast you had an ex
iPostReactionMemes
RunningBird
LunaTheris
Fuck that bitch
EmotionallyCrippled
Fuck her right in the pussy!!!
Thneitis
Na, she was a nice lady. We both moved in opposite directions of each other and didn't think long distance would work, makes it harder
mollyisthenameofmybicycle
:/ pretty much the same boat I'm in right now dude.
LunaTheris
Sounds harsh man. I respect you for having to go through that
PunnyDad
NotTodayNotYesterday
So, how many calories did you burn jumping to a shitty assumption like that? You should be in the Olympics with that reach
YesImProductive
Hey I still respect my ex and really the relationship wouldn't have worked but I still say Fuck Him for leaving. Its not a shitty assumption
thedevil
Don't worry... it doesn't get better. At least not yet. 5 years and counting
Thneitis
I'm sorry friend
thedevil
Me too. Cheers to you and hope that things go better for you than they did for me
reid2048
Thneitis
This is pretty accurate of my weekends now haha
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Now if you can find an adult over 28 who does this, and isn't bipolar, and has a good job, and single, ask questions, lots of them
ionlyspeakthetruth
Mine does this and has a good job. But she's also 25, bipolar and not single... I'm good at settling
CommanderWilliamTRiker
I'm almost 28
CrazyCatLad
Found one on e-harmony. Not sure if you explored that route...
Badwolfette
Well they might be too demanding, too heartbroken, too busy or too arrogant :D I know I'm all of the above
ashmenon
I'm 29. Sometimes it really IS about not finding the right person.
Allthegoodnamesaretakenwtf
what do you mean?
LunaTheris
I feel you there
imnotyourpalBuddy
Does what? Frick?
spiritussancto
i'm 30, not bipolar, have a good job, single, have standards, and live on a sailboat about to go traveling. mystery solved
TeamRocketHR
Trying to make the cutoff... My prospect is turning 28 today! He'll have a happy birthday. *wink*
Visco
I found one. She's no longer single.
isignedupforimgurandalligotwasthislousyusername
Not sure if congratulations or condolences are in order...
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Good show old chap
manicmalki
On the plus side one is all you ever need to find.
type1diabeticwithnoinsurance
I wish. I wouldn't be looking still if that were the case. Probably wouldn't be on meds either.
manicmalki
As Zathras not the one. You need to be the one when you meet the one.
bannyd
i found one - and tonight, we're not gonna frick... but i'm gonna cuddle the shit out of her after we spend hours on our ipads not talking
StandardDeviant
Send her memes. That always leads to sex
CheapWine
So not single... Reading bruh
bannyd
i found her when she WAS single - read deeper, bruh
CheapWine
I don't know your backstory cuz
bannyd
cant just be goin around, assuming people's lives, all willy nilly, dawg