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ImScOtTmAlKiNsOnAnDIGoTdIaBeTeS
NateintheNorth
When you been doing the foreplay whilst wearing jeans and she finally unbuttons them.
deeviralbuzz
GetOffMyLawnYa
OWWIEEEEE!
cattingtons
Oh, you silly fucker.
TheOneWhoDocks
Ouch, stop burning me. Ouch, stop burning me. Gotca bitch - that track probably
badfish0458
Atleast he wasn't standing over it, otherwise he'd be having crushed nuts with his sundae
heeeynow
If he'd had his face over the cut (not straggling the rail) it'd missed him
claireebarey
YoshiHike
jm540
Rekt
opianta
Watch this while playing "Your Life Is A Lie" - MGMT
TicoMachi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WMBFghFCIg
Hytnex
But why?...
theDoctor131
Oh look, a penny!
edevolt
Ka-pow!
OfficialJoeBiden
Why is this in Aww?
luxter7
TheBlackWindHowls
I find it questionable the moment just happened to be recorded. Were they expecting that to happen?
Drag0nFruit
Damn that some heavy metal.
five09
He ded
mckingkongslovin
Not ded.. brain ded maybe but not ded
InstituteCourser
So... ded?
luxter7
He so ded
eliandros
Zephyr86
Always up vote Looney Tunes.
TheMemesOfDank
YIKES! And away!
Datsinginguy
Yikes... and away (smash) Yoiks... and awhey (smash) Yurgle... and ablurge.
slurpnutcuz
Dumbass, the thing was obviously under stress it's fucking 2 feet off the ground
Sirsir94
Maybe he thought the other end would spring?
BladeSplitter12
They probably assumed it would just magically go anywhere other than directly at his face
Vanbytheriver
Optimistic.
fitlex
Headbanging to heavy metal
TacticalZombie
You fking genius
ImOutsideAllGroups
Version 1.0
Frisbee69
Heavy metal banging heads
strongshoulders
Why i Imgur
BigLizardInYourBackyard
This should be the title.
NeverRubAnotherMansRhubarb
One foot of that rail weighs 90 pounds
PocketProtector
This comment needs more upvotes.
nachorunner918
He's dead
FrancisLouJean
Phineas Gage
BigTentSjoberg
EverybodyAtCostcoLovesUsSoHard
30secs2Mars
Shitty welding technique! Good he wasn't wearing just googles!
bingopajamas
but he's not welding
30secs2Mars
It's a welding cutter.
bingopajamas
It's a plasma cutter
BigHowse75
For anyone curious, cutting rail with a torch is now illegal under FRA regulations. This probably happened 10ish years ago
thunderking1890
how do they do it now?
BigHowse75
There's a special jig that fits over the head of the rail- like a guide. Plus a specially tempered 14" cutting wheel/grinder combo
BigHowse75
Fun fact:way back when they actually used to cut the holes for bolts by just leaving a torch lit on one side of the rail and pushing a punch
BigHowse75
The old method routinely left heat stress risors in the body of the rail leading to more internal defects/breakage.
Crazycanuck14
That mask prob saved a lot
Iamameancommenter
Its a hood not a mask. mask is stationary, hoods rise up and down. He's wearing a cheap hood that's prob .020 thick, it didn't do much
Nineteenletterslong
saving face
Lillae
Yeah but now there's a bruise on his forehead and chin where the mask hit him. (Definitely better than broken face though.)
luxter7
He ded
cominginhot
the extra chromosome
KeepinKlassy
Nah he ded
PulpyOJ
Probably not his dignity though
DragonMaus
Hey, don't worry. Nobody saw it.
WhatzitTooya
Unless it sprinkled broken glass into his eyes, then it did a lot worse.
BanadecCamberbootch
... glass? -_- pretty sure those are not glass.
WhatzitTooya
The shitty welding masks we had at work had a tinted (breakable) glass behind the plastic protection glass. They sorted them out ->
WhatzitTooya
-> after one guy got a shard in his eye for pulling a stunt like shown above.
BanadecCamberbootch
True, I guess "shitty" would be the word there. I would hope people buy good products but I would also hope people don't cut tense steel...
madmatt2024
Most are glass. When steel melts at 2500°F plastic ain't gonna cut it.
BanadecCamberbootch
I thought they were plexiglass type substances. Either way, hopefully safety glass at a minimum.
sociopathmaniac
Yea it did those masks are pretty tough.
stratus41298
So he learned a good safety lesson at small cost. Win!
Addeen
He already had the helmet on so he probably knows.
sociopathmaniac
Pretty much. Also around $60-80 for a new decent helmet.
Iamameancommenter
>decent| >Walmart| >helmet >$60 lol I spotted the hobbyist.
sociopathmaniac
Nah I'm a mechanic but I don't weld often so I don't need a good one. His helmet was cheap
bluesmcgroove
Small price to pay, really. I'd rather pay that than facial reconstruction surgery fire decades to come
sociopathmaniac
Agreed. I still feel for that helmet though. Wasn't it's fault it's owner isn't paying attention.
arguingwharf
How long is a fire decade?