Just wanted to post this again, because howry Sheeet.

Apr 4, 2018 6:34 AM

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26-inch thick armor from Japanese Yamato class battleship, pierced by a US Navy 16-inch gun. The armor is on display at the US Navy Museum.

Wow

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My DICK penetrated the hull of a Yamato class battle ship during WWII

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Really? I thought that's what Sean Connery did to your mother last night, Trebek. HAH! SUCK IT!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Physics do not f$!k around.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bad title is bad.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

But can it keel?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Op shells, pls nerf.

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8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

PEW PEW

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

“You know your battle ship we fucked up? Can we have it and put it on display and probably have some sort of flag parade every day?”

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sorry about the nukes. But America

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 18

Don't apologize for using weapons in warfare.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Its a good thing everyone was wearing their helmets and no one got hurt

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Imagine the deafening noise that would have made

8 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 3

Wam slam now lets all invade japan

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

WAT

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"SPLORNK!" - That shell, probably not.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Pew pew pew.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHAT? SPEAK UP!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Tink!

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

If you were anywhere near it when it happened, you died. If you managed to not die, you may have heard a noise similar to a lightning strike

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A quick and piercing shriek, and that was probably the last thing you ever heard. From a distance, a percussive thud.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But are the Japanese okay?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Merica

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine what that shell did to human meat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On direct hit? Pretty much turned into pink slime. Even 6" shell close hit would do that.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The sailors inside would have been safe if they had some of those TV show wooden boxes to hide behind, those things stop everything!...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

somehow we still have trouble killing giant flesh monsters in movies xd

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They aren't made of 26 inches thick steel armor, duh

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We had a 16 inch salvo from the Iowa in my NSFS class at NAB Coronado. 2100 lbs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Result of a controlled ballistic test, still very impressive.

8 years ago | Likes 400 Dislikes 1

Your mom is the result of a controlled ballistic test.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Most likely yes, so is yours. Basically all of ours.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"controlled ballistic test" is that what we are calling WW2 now?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

Well, ScootyPuffSr gave you a good answer already

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A plate that would have been built onto the third Yamato, IJN Shinano, was taken home postwar and USNavy did tests Oct '46.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The battleship armor plate wasn't on Shinano when she sank (1944) because half way through building they turned her into an aircraft carrier

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yamato was sunk by torpedo and dive bombers not naval gunfire.

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v

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PEW PEW PEW

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's more like KABOOoommmmzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZ

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the yamato was and still is the largest battle ship ever constructed its armor was almost unbreakable it went down in a blaze of glory...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

when its powder magazine exploded it was a legit mushroom cloud it could not fire more than one of its large guns at once or it capzied

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It had massive flaws in its armour design and operation. Bushido code meant the captain went into battle without ballistic shutters up.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the problem seems to be in the use of the ballistic shutters not the shutters themselves the armor was some of the thickest in WW2 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its only weaknesses was its poor anti aircraft guns its slightly slower speed and

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its lack of sonar it was a very good ship but only in the right hands the Japanese wasted it instead returning to japan for protection.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her torpedo belt was attached in a fashion that meant it ripped holes in her hull rather than protect her.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But how do you penetrate 26 inches with only 16 inches of tool available?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

To everybody jumping on me, I was making a (clearly bad) dick pun.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those 16 inch rounds haul ass.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ballistics Physics and Science, Yo

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Momentum.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

16 inches is the diameter of the shell. the actual shell is much longer, weighs nearly 2000 pounds, and has a LOT of powder behind it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

700 pounds of cordite if I recall.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Force = mass * velocity.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Force = ½mass • velocity². Ftfy.

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I laughed way to hard at this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ackhually, you are both wrong, force = mass*acceleration, momentum = mass*velocity and energy = 1/2*mass*velocity^2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*My extremely xenophobic grandpa* "AND THAT'S WHY WE DON'T BUY JAPANESE STEEL!!!"

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

Semi relevant, that penetration was from a ballistics test at 90°, were it on the actual ship it would have been impervious to naval guns

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which is why they targeted the thinner deck armour with high trajectory shells and aerial bombs.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, it wouldn't have been.

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I'd except that 'impervious' may be a stretch, but there was no period naval gun that could penetrate the plate at its installed angle

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That's all well and good, but it should be noted this 26" armor was only on the turret faces. The main belt armor was 16".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hattori hanzo steel? Masamune steel?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

That's still shite steel compared to European

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Pretty sure most men get over the whole katana thing by the time they hit 20. 20 is too young to be a grandfather.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

39, still not over it... maybe it's cuz a practice a sport that uses Japanese sword.

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