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Fack8969
I accidentally sent the second one to my boss...
CyborgScribe
I hugged a prostitute before but have never gotten a salad at McDonalds. That's crazy talk.
boxersandbluesbrothers
Number Three. My wife watches CSI and i think she is planning the perfect murder. I've told her if she kills me, at least make it painless.
therocksfannypack
Gosh I love these
zeusdemigod131
Can anyone who's in a CSI or SVU type profession tell me if the shows are accurate or helpful in committing and getting away with a crime?
nosoupforoldmen
Hey, sometimes you need a hug.
silentsuspekts87
2 and 12 lol
RexNihil
Damn, #2 is savage. I love it.
binaryviper
ivegottwolegs
A reasonably sized dump of related and amusing content. +1
therealpaul9
Have an up. Nice. :)
iamhambone
Favorite for later...
SSlack
God the e-cards always have like the best comebacks you can use when someone insults you.
SSlack
Just farm em, prepare yourself.
RrpmnJack
That first one is gold!
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Actually it will be a slight shade of brown more than golden :)
nutellanipplelicks
It's been 4 minutes now and I'm still laughing. I get my shit together look at it again and off it go
H3X0
One time, I legit started to put it in the wrong hole by accident. I was 18 and I aim much better now >.>
AceVanquish
and the 2nd one is blue.
RrpmnJack
Hello there, my fellow smart ass! I was beginning to wonder if anyone would notice.
MasterofCeremonyB
That second one is blue!
Ijustwanttoimpressyoupeople
My daddy issues are gonna show this Halloween
raivin
Username check out.
Nearlyburly
So, you single?
Ijustwanttoimpressyoupeople
Yes I am
Nearlyburly
Interesting. Do tell me more. ;)
Overwatch78
I had one guy I work with tell another "you are as worthless as tastebuds on an asshole". I laughed for days on that one.
bringbakfirefly
Except that's not true. Assholes do have taste buds. In point of fact.
HimminyHeyha
That sounds pretty worthless...
IcanttiemyshoesbutIcanfuckyourbitch
Nonsense!
bringbakfirefly
Technically, taste receptors. http://www.sciencedump.com/content/did-you-know-you-have-taste-buds-your-anus
IcanttiemyshoesbutIcanfuckyourbitch
c'est incroyable!
LannistersSendTheirRetards
lol I got a salad at McDonald's today but it was because I wanted a salad, not to eat healthy or something
anglergal
The southwest salad? So damn good.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
That ones really good but I got a chicken bacon ranch salad. Not sure if it's on the menu or not
anglergal
Ah I've always wanted that one but I cant; I'm allergic to ranch.
Morgan96
It's like you're my sick,evil twin.I think I love you!!As a friend...
chickchicka
Morgan96
Ahhh...the stuff of my nightmares...; >
chickchicka
Don't fight it!