Has Trump ever been photographed doing anything but promoting a business, talking in front of a crowd or playing golf? Never seen him with a pet, riding a bicycle, exercising, shooting a gun (claimed to own 3), or any other everyday activities.
as an italian :"you 'murican tourist should stop leaving trash in our colosseo. take back that bag of cheetos full of shit please". i know non all american tourists are 'muricans but all maga are. they are really damaging usa image in the world.
Donald Trump HATES pets! He especially hates dogs. He has used the phrase "died like a dog" and he's not making a distinction, he means what he says. He has said of migrants, "they're not humans, they're not humans, they're animals," In a weird moment of self-awareness Trump said he would "feel a little phony" adopting a dog.
Yeah, the domain just redirects to a cardboard cutout company, it looks like they'll do whatever you want. Presumably they're just tapping into the idiot market. The magacutouts domain seems really hit or miss, I loaded it once fine then the next time it didn't load at all. customlifesizecutout.com is where it redirects to.
Okay look I would literally run out of pages in an unlimited page text editor on how much I hate Trump but it is theoretically possible to not own pets and/or personally hate animals and still not be an asshole to them. Do I think that applies to Trump? Not in the slightest. But theoretically! xD
Then this is confirmation that he eats cats. The reason that this all came about is because Trump/Vance even started the bit in the first place, besides the FB post, is because they were eating cats and dogs at Mar-a-Lago, and somebody said, "What if this gets out that we're eating pets?"
Vance, in his infinite wisdom, suggested immigrants. Laura Looney threw darts at a map and a spinning wheel to decide which, and where.
(Aren't conspiracy theories fun? This could become canon.)
The pets thing has been proven to be a lie, and is known to be a lie. They made it up for political points. But that won't make even a tiny bit of difference.
This is, what, the 4th or 5th time an idol of this shitbag has happened? The gold statue being prayed to was the worst, but come the fuck on. Fake ass Christians, I swear.
5NoteHalf
God they're so bizarre.
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
QuestDjinn
The person who made that, definitely tried to fuck it
Ranb40
Has Trump ever been photographed doing anything but promoting a business, talking in front of a crowd or playing golf? Never seen him with a pet, riding a bicycle, exercising, shooting a gun (claimed to own 3), or any other everyday activities.
FellaWithUmbrella
TiredBanana
That is SO WEIRD
Kjasi
I want one, and I'm going to charge people $5 a pop to punch it.
LoyalToTheEnd
The man has never eaten pussy in his life, and it shows
DarkSock
apneax3n0n
as an italian :"you 'murican tourist should stop leaving trash in our colosseo. take back that bag of cheetos full of shit please". i know non all american tourists are 'muricans but all maga are. they are really damaging usa image in the world.
ThatSonOfaBitch
Donald Trump HATES pets! He especially hates dogs. He has used the phrase "died like a dog" and he's not making a distinction, he means what he says. He has said of migrants, "they're not humans, they're not humans, they're animals," In a weird moment of self-awareness Trump said he would "feel a little phony" adopting a dog.
IainG101
And I'm pretty sure this is why Noem was so proud of shooting that poor puppy!
JustaSimplePlumber
Why do they always make that fat tub of shit look like Thor?
RootMeanSqr
He has bigger man boob than most. Some say they are bigly.
FlyingButtPliers
They might as well put the head on a hot woman body. It's equally as disturbing.
HamDangler7TheLuckOfTheDangle
It's because he does 1000 of these everyday
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Clockworkdancerobot
Pets hate him. Even eagles attack on sight.
immortalbucket
Cult
FlintNorth44
The guy who almost had a VP who shot her own dog?
Styxwash
I thought that was a picture first, her face is so full of botox she's like a statue
Helixninja333
AI created image no less. Bereft of creativity, they are forced to make a machine do it.
TonnerreCadien
Trumpers are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. Dear God, they are stupid.
TonnerreCadien
I took a shit this morning that was smarter than half the Republican Party.
naughtyrev
If I went to MAGAcutouts.com could I get one emblazoned with "Rapist"?
FlintNorth44
DON'T FUND THE FREAKS!
Scar1203
Yeah, the domain just redirects to a cardboard cutout company, it looks like they'll do whatever you want. Presumably they're just tapping into the idiot market. The magacutouts domain seems really hit or miss, I loaded it once fine then the next time it didn't load at all. customlifesizecutout.com is where it redirects to.
naughtyrev
Well, I know where I'm throwing some disposable income to, then.
Hashbrown123
Quick, put a rock through his head.
TheCunningLinguists
I grew up one town over. Left at 17 because of the republican machine that controlled the whole county.
Orangeracecar
Trump never looked like that on his best day
Chalybos
Fucking weirdos.
ItsACrazyWorld
When I see weird shit like this I always like to think its someone just trolling all of them.
RenaissanceFaireMan
The only 6-pack Trump has is a bucket of KFC.
SisterMidnight
IUpvoteFuturama
TooRexyForMyShirt
I wish I loved anything in the world half as much as MAGAs love living in a world utterly detached from reality.
JayEnfield
https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/5dbb05dac283906cc6fb2b654d1217e51af524385cce8bfa6d0d2f0f8eaa7ac4_1.jpg
theInfinitelyProlonged
They keep making these weird pictures of T as a boxer. A big, very muscular boxer. They ignore the fact that reality is more like this:
zombywoof68
ragekritz
they love using AI don't they.
whitefoxkei
Hell, this picture is downright flattering. He's at least 50 lbs heavier than that.
theInfinitelyProlonged
AI can only do so much
SpeedBeetle
He's never even owned a pet. He is on the record saying that he hates animals.
Spidey209
hates animals that haven't been seasoned properly
BukkakeRider3000
MarriNikari
Okay look I would literally run out of pages in an unlimited page text editor on how much I hate Trump but it is theoretically possible to not own pets and/or personally hate animals and still not be an asshole to them. Do I think that applies to Trump? Not in the slightest. But theoretically! xD
SexyToasterArt
So you're saying the only interaction he's had with animals is when he's eating them?
Marsupialmessiah
If tou consider a whopper with ketchup "animal" and not "animal derived product spread"
onepinksheep
Never owned a pet? What do you call Lindsay Graham, then?
nation543
Then this is confirmation that he eats cats. The reason that this all came about is because Trump/Vance even started the bit in the first place, besides the FB post, is because they were eating cats and dogs at Mar-a-Lago, and somebody said, "What if this gets out that we're eating pets?"
Vance, in his infinite wisdom, suggested immigrants. Laura Looney threw darts at a map and a spinning wheel to decide which, and where.
(Aren't conspiracy theories fun? This could become canon.)
IceWeaselX
I just wish we had a video clip of him saying it.
Shaodyn
The pets thing has been proven to be a lie, and is known to be a lie. They made it up for political points. But that won't make even a tiny bit of difference.
The701
And he constantly says stuff like "died like a dog."
RootMeanSqr
Yeah, an eagle tried to rip his face off.
finallychangedmyicon
Ah, one of the highlights of that presidency. That and him staring at the sun
INeverWaitForIt
I mean, they say animals can sense pure evil, so it tracks.
scoutMoonDiver
BofusTeefus
That's also how he refers to immigrants, so who knows what he meant.
HandoB4Javert
q2grapple
Something something “false idols” etc.
shack95
Think the bible has a lesson or two on this subject.
siegfriedwatson
This is, what, the 4th or 5th time an idol of this shitbag has happened? The gold statue being prayed to was the worst, but come the fuck on. Fake ass Christians, I swear.