TSA

Oct 9, 2017 2:39 PM

Reckedmeme

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Role Reversal

Canada, showing off how F**ked they are as usual

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a fucking worthless society we have.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

is not one gonna address that it looks like she is 3 babies standing on each others shoulders?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Why's she catching so much flak? She's just doing hijab!

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Missy Muzzdashian

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ok... im going crazy but it looks like that is a baby in that head covering

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t think this is in America....yet.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“This lady doesn’t have a bomb on her, somebody get her a bomb!”

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 15

Makes me think of jedi...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Star wars police priest

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

“Line up here lady..burkas I said so, that’s why!”

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The turns have tabled.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That TSA agent is just a bunch of babies stacked in a coat!

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

How'd she get dat sexy ass then?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I was worried I was the only one thinking it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That dress has pockets.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v Whenever I get frisked by the TSA

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 331 Dislikes 3

...have turntabled?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Was looking for exactly this

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

If there was two DJ's in a fight they would constantly be saying how the tables have turned.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What am I looking at? You know.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

you. know.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bizarro World.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 22

So bizarre when people have jobs and some people travel? Your world sounds very simple

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

What tables and why are they turning?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

sigh... because, hijab, airport security, old white people who are stereotypically racist... get it? this is outside the norm

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 9

You should stick to your day job then, because your joke was bad and you should feel bad.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

not my joke. just explaining because apparently it was confusing

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It wasn't confusing, it was just a shitty joke. And you are shitty for feeling the need to explain it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

you asked. you were confused. now you're just triggered.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So it's supposed to be humorous?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

No, No. I can not go in more lady, beside I was finished 10 min ago :)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

"go in more lady"?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The TSA is a delicious irony because old white people were all "we need more security!" and then were appalled that they were delayed.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 16

Is this your fantasy? That lady seems super fine with the search.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As an old white people, I never said that. I said "I ain't paying no extra TSA fee!"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is CATSA - Canadian Air Transport Security Authority

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 9, 2017 10:52 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

-sigh- of course it is.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

Have worked airport security at Calgary. Very strong India/Pakistan presence in the workforce there, and most of them were quite good at it.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Everytime I fly, a nice Indian or Pakistani checks me through. It would be weird if they weren't there now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CATSA - Can’t Argue, They’re Stupid Assholes

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

and they are fucking worst. Way worse than US TSA.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

How is that possible?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IDK. I was travelling a lot. I meet all kind of TSA personnel, but canadian were always rude. They keep balance for the rest of the country.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think somebody's gonna be having a talk with the manager....

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 10

She has already spoken to the manager, when she called the day before to ask a thousand stupid questions...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

manager turns out to be brown man with huge beard

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 9

That lady seems totally fine with being searched. I understand that some people find this ironic but I just see someone doing their job.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this in Canada?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My town used to be mostly indigenous and white people. Now it feels like we’re mostly Asian/African! Our restaurants are much better now :)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

probably. We took in like half of Syria.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 9

The half that ran away from the ones who wanted to make a caliphate.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

it was a good choice. leave before more bombs come down.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

that girl is not from Syria tho ... probably of Somalian origins. Syrians are almost all white

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

oh yeah, well, there are immigrants from all over the world in toronto.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Yeah, and how many white people have flown planes into buildings in the last 30 years? Ignorant post.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Counterpoint: how many women have? The guard is a woman. Discuss.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The subject is about race, not gender. Both are women, and your point is moot. Since people have yet to honestly answer my question, I win.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Richard Reid, the shoe bomber, was half white and and half black. Doesn't that make white and black people suspicious now?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago (deleted Dec 22, 2017 2:30 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It only takes ones bomber

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correction: 1/2 vs. How many islamists?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well Richard Reid's example proves Al-Qaeda is looking for white people to do its bombings. When you know that then you need to check whites

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, but statistics still prove xBIGSHOWx's point :f

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That lady is 100% smuggling stuff up her butt.

8 years ago | Likes 330 Dislikes 9

haha noice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Listen *burp* Morty. I need you to take these seeds and stick em way up inside your butthole.

8 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 17

Like, waaaaay up your but

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

I'm trying so hard not to laugh in public. Lol

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Its that oxy script

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

bootylicious

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Guuuuys, c’mon!! I’m eating

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't think you ready for this jelly.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

KY jelly?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tbh I'm just intrigued that they make cargo skirts.

8 years ago | Likes 2237 Dislikes 10

Lots of “goth” clothing has many pockets.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's part of the principle of hijab - clothes must not only cover but be loose and shapeless, to disguise the shape of the body.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ABOUT TIME

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a dude and I would honestly wear one

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tactical skirts

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Tacti-skirt

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Utili kilt with undies

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, back in the 90s, I had a cargo skirt in every godforsaken color they make cargo fabric in. Them were the days of being chic and prepared

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

woo good eye

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, I am a lady, and I'm just amazed there are women's clothes with POCKETS!

8 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 2

I recently bought some comfy trousers, and I was so pleased when I found they had pockets! Of course, I did buy them in the men's section...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Came looking for a comment like this; was not disappointed

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shit, for real. I get so happy when I remember my trousers have deep pockets at that. I could fit my tablet in it. It's so beautiful

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Utiliskirts and tactikilts

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ask any home school mom, they have the weirdest wardrobes and wear Jean skirts with pockets.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Mostly we hang out in pjs all day. And wear skinny jeans to church. But you do you. :)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read this as "cargo shirts" and kept looking at the picture thinking I was missing something

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thats howwweeeddooooo eat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No one's gotten a blowjob in a cargo skirt since 'Nam

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Heavy duty skirts.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Went to a Catholic HS; wore a similar skirt in our uniform. It was hideous & I don't think Lands End even makes it anymore.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

My wife found one at a consignment shop for $10 and she is so fucking proud of that find. It's cute too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look up "damn-near kilt it" on amazon. They are tacti-kilts

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude most women I know would pay good money for these

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having grown up around nutty religions that require gals to skirt up to the ankles no matter what they're doing, I'm not. :D

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's also such a thing as a utility kilt!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Pockets!" -Any girl

8 years ago | Likes 598 Dislikes 1

Yes!! My first thought! I need that skirt!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Pockets!" -Guy in kilt tired of wearing Sporrans.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just wear men's cargo pants most of the time tbh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"girl" -any guy

8 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 4

confirmed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"guy!" -any pupper

8 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

"PUPPER!" - any everybody

8 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

anybody, Mr. President

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Everybody get up" - space jam

8 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

Ugly but warm, modest and comfortable. I have one and can ride a bike in it. It’s like wearing jenco pants or bell bottoms.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*JNCO

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I couldn’t remember the spelling and let’s be honest I wasn’t going to google it. Most still knew what I meant.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I own three. Super comfy and practical.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where did you get them?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mostly second hand stores

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jewish or religious Christian stores are good sometimes too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's got the monochrome Chuck Taylor's. That's kinda sick.

8 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 11

I dont really like wearing converse but you've got me wanting a pair now D:<

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got black leather Chuck's (not those new from pressed leather). They were godlike until the interior fell apart after 6 years.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was the first thing I noticed and I was going to comment on it. My most favorite shoe.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Although the toe looks wrong, I'm not positive they are Chuck's. It should have a rubber cover which I can't really see from the blurry pic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're not PF Flyers?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Shoes guaranteed to make a kid run faster and jump higher

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you never seen those?

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 4

I wore them to my wedding. But I've never seen them on a female TSA agent in a head scarf.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 4

Any other oddly specific things you've never seen? An Asian Dwarf in pink Vans, maybe?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now that you mention it...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0