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May 28, 2020 10:54 PM
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NagateT17
Mentally laying this out considering how it's rolled up, these two were nowhere near each other
BobRossHB
Hmm that txt looks rather sharp to me....
DingusMajoris
What did the sign say before being photoshopped?
ClearBlue
Sex in the grass itches.
themayorMcCheese
I like to live a life of danger. Bring it on rolls of hay man
Evanrudeplz
Straight from Grandpa's forwarded email to imgur
MechaTeddy
But there's no reason rulers should exist other than to benefit the ruler.
RayFromBK
Cinnober
DoubleSecretAgent
Worth it
WB4DAD
Absolutely !!
mmontour
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ib9Jz9iydeQ
Zabadak
To be fair, this is how I would like to be buried...
lenomdeplume
mavruda
But we can't have sex at home - married people probably...
Pieala
You got it, Farmer John. No sex in your field.
ThatAintRightItsAllLeft
The "sex" didnt happen yet, based on foot position.
dancinginthecar
If it’s so good you can’t hear a round baler and a tractor coming then they probably died happy
Gianttesticlemonster
This just looks like one of those vinyl sleeping bag things with extra steps
Ihadntrealisedeveryonewroteajokeinsteadoftheiractualnames
They see me rollin...
brassknucklenerd
They hayin'
Cinnober
They'r haying...
Eisenklad
They bale-ing ..
PlaceHolderTitle
LadyLaunchpadMcQuack
Singing it now... thanks
Haagus
Roll, roll, roll in the hay....
SpikeWolfwood
Teri Garr was so friggin cute.
potentiallyunsafe
ch1ckensandw1ch
Wasn’t your hump...on the other shoulder?
Royoffinland
What hump?
PrepareAMotherfuckerForThisShit
Frau Blücher!
Generalzdave
nokia58
Warum liegt hier eigentlich Stroh???
hesbeginningtobelieve
I wonder what the sign really said
Bonerhands
Warning: Staying at home is not safe. Have sex in our field.
LariCheltsy
Warning: fucking in our field is not safe, Stay home Stay safe.
BaileyAmBull
This was clearly photoshopped over the original sign, which a kind soul posted - and translated - for the rest of us.
disposabledom
This is what happens when you steal my daughter's virginity without marrying her
Turbolibros
SnossedAndLost
I love how posts roll over into others lmao
xellbe
Original was in German. "during high season, sex in tall grass is prohibited
risk of death". https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYSpWSkWoAIaXD_.jpg
hesbeginningtobelieve
Wow, a real answer
ManateemSix
"You owe me 49 years of your youth for stealing my daughter's virginity. "
Turbolibros
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Starbolt81
you'll be happy to hear they are both paired together on the FP now :)
chinaPieCreator
I got 49 years of virginity for getting married
LariCheltsy
dus0922
Comment of the year!
rbtmchl
In HS I had sex with a girl in an orchard. She said she was starting to feel weird, thought I was giving her an orgasm:
RayFromBK
MAN9000
Orchards are a bad place to be.
mascott2178
Did you come in cider?
namtrohs
I hate you. I'm going to be laughing at this in awkward moments for the next 7 months.
mascott2178
If you like that, you should check out other stuff from Bo Burnham.
namtrohs
Oh is that who that line is from? I thought you made it up. Props for sourcing. And yeah, he's great. So are you!
rbtmchl
turned out she was just having an allergic reaction to the pesticide they used.
MrSmilingDeath
So she got fucked up by both you and the farmers. Impressive.
SneakWolfexe
Seems like you two had a fruitful relationship
BrownieBandito
Should have gone Ooorganic
Catamaran
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organophosphate_poisoning the more you know
drduffer
Allergy, probably not. Insecticides are poisons to humans too and can have a number of toxic effects completely unrelated to allergies.
GrumpyOldMillennial
The first time I sprayed herbicide, I did it in shorts and flip flops. Never again. I shook like Michael J Fox for 3 hours...
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
Sounds like organophosphate poisoning, should be careful high dose = coma and death
Thrilhaus
Was the pesticide Regretitall?
drduffer
No. That’s the drug she takes a few weeks later to deal with other consequences.
The1Ballthrow
I almost googled that....
Thrilhaus
The deception is complete!
nonCanadianGoose
I thought it was an apple orchard and you came in cider
MagicBackPack
S rank pun there
JimmyEnsem
Jesus, is that you?...never has any man spoken with such wit as thou.
drduffer
This is terrible! Here: ⬆️
somethinsomethin
SneakWolfexe
Nice.
Bombpier
Look up the song Dickens cider
toogoodtomiss
Romping back in the hay days.
MyFatBaby
Clarhilary
Oh. You’re good.
lisaismycat
??♀️
fitbitbracelet
Thanks Bo
nonCanadianGoose
Ya got me
borocanuck
Screwing the oh pear?
drduffer
Also terrible. Here’s one for you too: ⬆️