TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
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Aug 30, 2023 9:55 PM
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
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WilliamKeith
One of many variants of the original image:
PTNLemay
Stay safe bimbos is a fantastic valediction.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
LinguisticBitch
Missing gloves, boots and maybe earmuffs/plugs.
JustaSimplePlumber
Gloves, hearing protection, sleeves at a minimum of 4”!!!
PTNLemay
Depends what the job is
goflyblind
AtsaMattaForMe
Lazarillo
You need to flag this NSFW.
Pizza0Style0Burrito
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Just remember that all safety rules are written in blood, stay safe my fellow tradies, don't be fuckin idiots
javadad60
OptimisticMisanthrope
SamuthNBS
Still pisses me off when I work at large sports events and I'm there for weeks sweating in hot summer days wearing massive steelies and high vis jackets only for the H&S inspector to turn up in a summer dress and open toe sandals. Just fuck off.
Daeyelle
Call it out, tell them they’re not allowed on site until they wear the proper clothing/ppe
SamuthNBS
I reported it to my unit manager but sadly they would then report it to the person in question. At every sporting event there are people who have spent months planning it who turn up and forget that it is real now and not just in their spreadsheets. Some are excellent, but Wimbledon is far too focused on dressing respectfully instead of safely.
zanli
Still wouldn't be allowed into my workplace because heels.
ShimmerinStrider
I demand safe bimbos
Headwest619
Bimbo is missing ATSM approved 6" steel toe boots.
DropDrop
"OHSA", more like "o-shit, wanna have a forklift fight?!"
cardinal29
craziicrazii
Bending at the waist like that to lift something?
terajack2048
Bend at the knees said no one
nojustsayitdont
She's not lifting anything.........you know what, you're right.
jursamaj
She's lifting at least 10 pounds with her chest…
georgedragonslayer
Lift with your back, you get more days off.
EverythingWithFries
I was looking for this.
Ellisd83
Bend with your knees, not your back, any girl with huge tits will confirm.
Copperbrat
J4nein4ne
@duckalet
snotrocketscience
Redyls
instead of dressing her up one step at a time lets just cut to the chase
FractalB
28dayslaterwasawarning
Top one, nice one, get sorted (one for you old ravers)
Goldmarble
How about we not...? God damn! I am just operating a forklift and dumping potatoes! If the rot gets that bad, goddamn!
lorilith
poor potatoes. are you at least staying friends?
Goldmarble
Nope! I am telling them to fuck off, as I move to another province next week.
ChaoticGoodTransGirl
hey, it's me! I'm the workplace safety bimbo!
BuyMeBonestormOrGoToHell
Where's her forklift certification?
cardinal29
zanli
She has a Class 2 rating.
PixelSprite64
SybilCrawley
SSDGM.
SybilCrawley
.... by a forklift or whatever
ArchSchnitz
Why does she consistently change her entire wardrobr when she sees a book, and then change back?
KingofSadness
For safety!
Sheldonian
You don't?
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Soufange
Dayum girl deflated from whatever was in that book
ChicaFoxy
Why did she get whiter? But her hair got darker??
racheKatze
From tanned and dyed hair to not tanned and natural hair color?
InspiredForestRaptor
StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff
Appearantly, even just *looking* at a book makes you smarter... Or more modest? Or something. I mean, I've read books based solely on their cover art. Kudos to good artists doing amazing cover art right? But isn't it annoying when the cover art feels like it's from a different story? What's up with that? I haven't gotten a new book in a while, I should do that. Re-read Going Postal from Terry Pratchett recently. Still love those. Mmmm. Now I want a new book.
raduleBreaker
Now reverse it so
glastonberry48
Man, you ever read a book so amazing, it changes your eye color?
kgirl924
Gross. Us gals can both show off our tits AND know the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. I also know misogyny is the powerhouse of the incel.
eepsheep
Tempted to get a job with reddit just to disable the third-party bot so these guys go home.
SybilCrawley
The more books you read ... the darker your hair gets!? Well, why TF is mine so gray then!?
AlmostHappy
You read too long. Like I did.
AllMaktAtTengilVarBefriare
If books makes boobs and butts smaller on women... what do they do to men?
AlmostHappy
Get them a smart woman to love them.
eronth
Reduce foot size.
UnrulyRaven
I wish I had the edit where it shows all five women being friends.
cardinal29
I do too!! I didn't know that existed.
darkhalfbreed
https://reddit.com/r/GatekeepingYuri/s/RhkT8WAFDq
MrRandom314159
Gotcha: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Frg1pra06ykn41.png
MrRandom314159
Wait... https://www.reddit.com/r/GatekeepingYuri/comments/fl5uia/forgive_me_its_3am_but_theyre_in_a_book_club_and/
catrlewkins
I think the original is some misogynist crap, her reading a book makes her smarter and therefore dressed more modestly.
ChazzK
Less "misogynist" and a literal reversal of "bookworm becomes dumb bimbo" fetishy transformation.
Illumian85
If that's true then I like this version way better, but I feel it's important that the full string of modifications to become more and more OSHA compliant is an integral part
catrlewkins
Couldn't agree more, this version is much better. Safety first, then be whoever you like! Unless you're hurting people, which incidentally doesn't sound very safe tbh.
Xenarion
That's what people assumed, but in reality it was a reverse-bimboification fetish thing.
Enoan
Fetish artist usually does bimbo transformation, accepted a commission to do reverse bimbo transformation, and lots of people took it as a political statement.
catrlewkins
I dunno, I still don't read this comic as empowering to women. I also don't see how it's political, is equality/feminism/misogyni a political issue when you get down to the core? Or is it about not being shitty? I understand it was a fetish artist and I understand it's a commission, but art can still be misogynistic and I don't feel that one excludes the others.
AdelineThatsMeYo
I wanna see the reverse
StormofWyverns
TIL lmao.
frozenchicken
This person has the right of it. It was honestly kind of hilarious to anyone at the time who had full knowledge. One really interesting side-effect was people looking at the dichotomy presented by people thinking it was a political statement, and decided 'No, the nerdy girl and the bimbo girl aren't oppositional, they're actually girlfriends who sometimes wear each others clothes.'
frozenchicken
Recidivous
Is it... is it bad I knew it was a fetish thing?
CrisprCAS
Everything is a fetish thing if you're brave enough.
AFelineMassofEyes
Imo, knowledge that makes people less judgmental is good.
Xenarion
No, it's knowledge that is being spread a lot, so it's fine. Plus it's better than making assumptions.
Wasnbo
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/040/034/cover4.jpg
IIikethecutofyourjib
I know MY boobs shrink when I read books.
JayCrossing
Dubious
IIikethecutofyourjib
Boobious.
ConsumerOfStories
work gloves would be an improvement
EuroCakes
4” sleeve required
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
depends on what you're working on, if it's machinery with exposed spinning parts gloves are often against osha guidelines because they can pull your hand into the mechanism
TheSilverSeraph
Work thigh highs. They should be a thing
Vikingtransgirl
You wear them under your work pants, as a treat.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
You don't know what her job is. Work gloves might not be ideal.
BobHubert
And plus she’s bending down wrong
SMB42
Gloves are a requirement for most big jobs in our area
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
There used to be a tome where a comment response to this one would result in a new image. Ye days of old
cow042
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
Doing La Forge's Work out here
IllegalDuckling
A heavy duty flash protection sports bra also.
VolcanoHerder
Fuck FR bras I will die before I comply to my workplace policies (and possibly while not complying to my workplace policies)! They don't make them in my size and I refuse to pay $120+ of my own money for a piece of shit bra that doesn't even remotely fit me. Not like my boss is going to ask me for proof.
Goldmarble
Wait......what? FR Bras? Colour me ignorant and uneducated, but please learn me? Are there....special welding bras or something?
VolcanoHerder
Idk about welding, but in oil and gas operations we're required to wear all FR outerwear and the undergarments have to either be FR or fully cotton or wool. They make FR bras but they all SUCK and cost way too much. Plus the sizing is typically XS-XL which does not translate well for those of us with big ol' tiddies and not big ol' ribcages (I'm a 32 or 34 FFF). And they don't make all cotton bras that can wrangle these balloon animals on my chest. So I say fuck it & wear my normal sports bras.
Goldmarble
Ahh! Thank you! I was trying to figure out what FR meant, as I have never worked in an industry that required fire resistant equipment.
JekaH4
I appreciate the art in this paragraph.
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
They never make anything FR fit right. I had to wear a full coverage FR trench in prison orange at a mill in PA, they had 'loaners' which were disgusting but whatever. Thing was built to fit a telephone pole and nothing else. Got yelled at for not snapping the front. Where the hell you want me to store my tits, mate? If you can figure out how to get them off my chest I am ALL FOR IT, damn things are in the way. I wanna store them in a cool dry place and pull them out on date night.
DustyMcKnuckles
Y'know what. I appreciate the perspective. I'm -not- gonna hate on my 12cal FR/AR shit ive gotta wear on the Hydrogen pad as hard as before this little kernel of knowledge popped up.
Cargobiker530
She might be a lathe operator. Work gloves are situational.
whatbuttondoipush
I met a guy who got his pinky finger ripped off by a holehawg.
jdm2
That’s why you use a halfhawg if you can.
whatbuttondoipush
I did and it nearly threw me off a ladder and sprained my wrist whilst doing so lol
AregularolPlumbus
Hell, the hard hat and vest are situational already.
amp99
This part would be especially important for machinists: "OSHA regulations require employers to ensure that workers cover and protect long hair to prevent it from getting caught in machine parts such as belts and chains."
cow042
amp99
Uccidere
put her in this one
IMPICKLERICK
Indianajonesin
I work for the company that makes that handbook!
thisisjunk
I mean ...yes?
CommodusLeitdorf
Avenkal19
Gamemaster64
...Ok *zip*
ILiekToCookAndBake
LoyalToTheEnd
positiveleroy
raduleBreaker
Standard safety meeting in my experience
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Avenkal19
As long as it's time weighted average is below 85 dba.
vosuraekira
Unless you have single hearing protection. If it's above 100 dba, you need double hearing protection.
Avenkal19
Sheldonian
positiveleroy
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NewmanPLUS
NATA5
positiveleroy