Ericshaun
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Mar 12, 2017 7:58 AM
Ericshaun
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tuereself
I know where you live.
bmjflow
Put a bowl of milk out for Death Kitty
Janusha
That cat is too arrogant to realise he is only 3 millimeters away from being lunch.
flemgrem
That's alot of reading material for one cat, maybe it's booknight?
juanalol
EverythingIsAGovernmentConspiracy
Is... is that Mittens!? Dude, let him in?
Spacefant
Aunt Carol is here again.
LutraLazuli
mom and mother-in-law about to exchange choice words and blows
AndroidLinux
I guess that cat is not a pussy
theitinerantnaturalist
Two cats.
AndroidLinux
He is visiting his Prison inmate friend... They do that thing where they talk through vent glass window
TheEwyator
Khajiit has wares if you have coin.
ProfessorMatt
IF YOU'RE COLD, THEY'RE COLD! LET THEM INSIDE!!
TrilobiteSushi
Dang that is one boney mountain lion
sprighetti
I see a bear peeking in the background to the left next to the tree
Stanklez
I mean I sort of think you're right. Where is this house anyway? Revenantsville? Oz?
immortalheart
They're plotting your demise
Boopbeepbeep
This seems the likeliest scenario
Skibearbumm
What kind of level of communication do these two have? Like you know how dogs can tease other dogs with toys, is this cat just trolling?
Janusha
The kind of communication a dog has with a ham sandwich.
MySausageTouchesTheToilet
My remmington 870 express super magnum would have been loaded with slugs so fast in this situation. And bye bye door/window.
SearchingForUnderstanding
That window would not be enough for me to feel secure in that situation.
ThatChecksOut
Yeah fuck that. That mountain lion looks fucking hungry and that mini mountain lion is the perfect sized meal. I'd probably shit my pants.
Scixzor
How much dick could a dickbutt dick if a dickbutt could dick butts sounds better.
DonovanMcGillicutty
Hellllll to the no. Maybe it's having lived in Montana, but my instincts have me backing away slowly twords my nearest weapon.
BarrelLemon
"Twords"
DonovanMcGillicutty
Do a lemon roll!
Arconyte
Is that like a dword?
Etheea
it has to be invited in.
crazysmile
That's vampires not dire cats
GreatWhiteCorvus
*Slides open door.* *Makes kissy noises.*
TheFriendlyPineapple
This is definitely me. Here death kitty kitty. Who wants pets?!
oenomaus
Mom??
GreatWhiteCorvus
*in falsetto* yes, son??