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Below is the first gift my secret Santa sent me, bananner for scale:
I forgot to put my last name but was happy with the replacement 'Doe'
ONLY THE BESTEST!!!!! I have been happily eating these all week.
And now to my surprise I receive a part 2 from this secret Santa:
Love that doe tho ;)
Trying to finagle open with one hand...
And it's never what I would've guessed!
A dick pic!
Thank you Secret Santa for the chocolate and laughter! Really awesome combo of gifts! :))))
Sheiryn
the items might be simple but the thought was complex. love it. how can you not be happy with a gigantic box of Milk Dudes!!
PotatoFaminePart2
why are some of you really sweet?
alythecanadian
Milk duds come in king size boxes? I wonder how many I can finish before the new year starts. Goals start early, folks
nilmm
Dude is solid, king sized milk dudes and a banana sized Dick. That's the best of imgur spirit of secret santa.
Ryebread91
Wonder if that many milk duds are as hard coming out as they were going down.
funkopopdiva
I think this is one of the best secret Santa gifts thus far!
limeyptwo
#7 I have that exact same hoodie!
toocancan
If your SS recipient doesn't confirm a received gift, does that put you on a naughty list and can't participate in future SS ?
shinagami091
Speaking of secret Santa, I wonder who Adam Savage got and if he’s sent his gift yet. Curious to see what he does.
Kiore
Oh geez, but imagine the anxiety of getting Adam Savage.
TrickyDickPics
schittim
When the user name checks out
CrystalFier
My match hasn't messaged me yet...
bloodtippedrose
+1 for dick pic. Fucking genius
Rickybobby87
Any kind souls that can up vote me? Want to message my secret santa match. Thanks in advance
Clarky05
It may be a ploy but your username is FUCKING GOLD
nilmm
Post some wierd thing and ask for that. Is faster.
SandyVirgina
Best candy to fill your checks like a hamster.
chesirecats
No one going to point out the spelling of "recieved"...?
mythumbisgreen
Patiently waiting for my gift from my SS while also questioning if they're even gonna send anything LOL
Dogespuder
Milk duds and a dick pic might be the best Ss present i have seen
boingclashboom
That’s awesome
sharkpartyx
This is great. Good work, Santa
sweg69
Where does one find whether their Secret Santa has sent a gift or not (this page)? I just get a page that tells me who I am Secret Santa for
BentadickCameinbatches
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Snooj
If they confirm their gift is sent through the site you'll get notified. If they don't confirm it doesn't necessarily mean it wasn't sent.
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
@Nubasaur
Nubasaur
I am glad that you found it funny and not erm... offensive, I guess?
gunnexx
Fuckin brilliant I reckon
prettysnarky
updoots for Htown!
gunstarzz
Houston!
bachterman
that's one big dick, if i say so myself.
krozzus
Wait you can send a package if you dont know the surname?
LupusLilium
All you really need is an address unless things have changed. I've used false names I've made for myself to get things delivered.
LupusLilium
Hilariously I've also seen the nametags that mail people have had to use to keep track of who lives in what apartment, I once had like 6+.
thdudedude
I would hang this in my living room
Nubasaur
i tried explaining it to my wife, i wouldnt want to explain it to friends/guests..
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
I was thinking about bringing it work
DestroyThaBeast
Aw see this is the kind of gifts that make me want to join secret santa. Not the $200+ ones
antielovena
I joined for two years but the postal fees were killing me :( I can get a decent gift but cannot pay for $40-$60 for shipping :(
extremisttt
My impression is the amazon gifts take care of the shipping problem
ChestnutCritter
I mean, a laptop *would* be nice
GayEnough4U
Eh, I'd be happy with a sexy dude calendar and selfie of some hot guy signed. Call me easy! Wait...
CaesarSaladStabber
Not complaining if anyone sent one of those tho...
Snooj
Yeah, I'm feeling pretty inadequate with my generosity after seeing some of the stuff on here. Hopefully the thought will count.
RogueDarkJedi
That's kinda the point.
idontenglishsorry
This one is actually the purpose of the event, to joke with each other via mail with funny things, I get it, you can buy a ps4 and m not1/2
idontenglishsorry
Gonna complaint if you send me one, I will be fucking greatful, but if you send me a giant box with one picture of the Spanish Inquisition2/
idontenglishsorry
Inside it I will laugh my ass off and I will love it as much.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Hm, maybe I should join next year and ask @MartynMage to match me with you ...
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idontenglishsorry
Well there is a first time for everything
Kiore
True? I guess I've only done it for work so it's always gag gifts.
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Kiore
That's good to know, I don't like getting gag gifts so I tend to get something small I know they'll like, or chocolates/soap/etc.
AdrianAmato
Block the tracking number @OP
h00di333
doesnt provide full address, can't do shit with just a tracking number, calm down hackerman
AdrianAmato
Except I found OPs exact address.
h00di333
Ok cool, now explain to me the difference between that and pulling a random address with full name attached out of a phone book.
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AdrianAmato
"I also like to go camping. The best time to rob me is the summer when I will be camping." Phone book doesn't say all that.
AdrianAmato
I'm going to delete this comment bc it has OP's address. It said "OP is saying "Hey I live at X my name is Kristen I have a dog""
h00di333
in a phone book than in this post.
h00di333
People in the phone book be like my name is John S. Simpson I live at 123 fuckyou street, AND MY PHONE NUMBER IS XXX-XXX-XXXX, so more PII
AdrianAmato
If you don't think it's different then make a public post with your address.
h00di333
Oh here we go with the edge lord shit. There's zero difference it's ok you can say it. It's just as random.
AdrianAmato
OP is singling herself out. It's a social media account. If someone knows your address and it you it makes identity theft easier.
h00di333
I bet people in phone books have social media accounts.............................
h00di333
*thieves
h00di333
So identity thefts must jizz in their pants when the new phone books come out huh? right there in ABC order for em.