More shit is here yo! Secret Santa time continues!!!

Dec 13, 2017 1:26 AM

Below is the first gift my secret Santa sent me, bananner for scale:

I forgot to put my last name but was happy with the replacement 'Doe'

ONLY THE BESTEST!!!!! I have been happily eating these all week.

And now to my surprise I receive a part 2 from this secret Santa:

Love that doe tho ;)

Trying to finagle open with one hand...

And it's never what I would've guessed!

A dick pic!

Thank you Secret Santa for the chocolate and laughter! Really awesome combo of gifts! :))))

the items might be simple but the thought was complex. love it. how can you not be happy with a gigantic box of Milk Dudes!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why are some of you really sweet?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Milk duds come in king size boxes? I wonder how many I can finish before the new year starts. Goals start early, folks

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude is solid, king sized milk dudes and a banana sized Dick. That's the best of imgur spirit of secret santa.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Wonder if that many milk duds are as hard coming out as they were going down.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think this is one of the best secret Santa gifts thus far!

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

#7 I have that exact same hoodie!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If your SS recipient doesn't confirm a received gift, does that put you on a naughty list and can't participate in future SS ?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Speaking of secret Santa, I wonder who Adam Savage got and if he’s sent his gift yet. Curious to see what he does.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh geez, but imagine the anxiety of getting Adam Savage.

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When the user name checks out

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My match hasn't messaged me yet...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for dick pic. Fucking genius

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any kind souls that can up vote me? Want to message my secret santa match. Thanks in advance

8 years ago | Likes 518 Dislikes 14

It may be a ploy but your username is FUCKING GOLD

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Post some wierd thing and ask for that. Is faster.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

Best candy to fill your checks like a hamster.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one going to point out the spelling of "recieved"...?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Patiently waiting for my gift from my SS while also questioning if they're even gonna send anything LOL

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Milk duds and a dick pic might be the best Ss present i have seen

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s awesome

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is great. Good work, Santa

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where does one find whether their Secret Santa has sent a gift or not (this page)? I just get a page that tells me who I am Secret Santa for

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they confirm their gift is sent through the site you'll get notified. If they don't confirm it doesn't necessarily mean it wasn't sent.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

@Nubasaur

8 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 4

I am glad that you found it funny and not erm... offensive, I guess?

8 years ago | Likes 287 Dislikes 3

Fuckin brilliant I reckon

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

updoots for Htown!

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Houston!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's one big dick, if i say so myself.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait you can send a package if you dont know the surname?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All you really need is an address unless things have changed. I've used false names I've made for myself to get things delivered.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hilariously I've also seen the nametags that mail people have had to use to keep track of who lives in what apartment, I once had like 6+.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would hang this in my living room

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i tried explaining it to my wife, i wouldnt want to explain it to friends/guests..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking about bringing it work

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw see this is the kind of gifts that make me want to join secret santa. Not the $200+ ones

8 years ago | Likes 570 Dislikes 2

I joined for two years but the postal fees were killing me :( I can get a decent gift but cannot pay for $40-$60 for shipping :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My impression is the amazon gifts take care of the shipping problem

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, a laptop *would* be nice

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Eh, I'd be happy with a sexy dude calendar and selfie of some hot guy signed. Call me easy! Wait...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not complaining if anyone sent one of those tho...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm feeling pretty inadequate with my generosity after seeing some of the stuff on here. Hopefully the thought will count.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's kinda the point.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This one is actually the purpose of the event, to joke with each other via mail with funny things, I get it, you can buy a ps4 and m not1/2

8 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 5

Gonna complaint if you send me one, I will be fucking greatful, but if you send me a giant box with one picture of the Spanish Inquisition2/

8 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

Inside it I will laugh my ass off and I will love it as much.

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Hm, maybe I should join next year and ask @MartynMage to match me with you ...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 22, 2018 12:55 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Well there is a first time for everything

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

True? I guess I've only done it for work so it's always gag gifts.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 22, 2018 12:55 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's good to know, I don't like getting gag gifts so I tend to get something small I know they'll like, or chocolates/soap/etc.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Block the tracking number @OP

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

doesnt provide full address, can't do shit with just a tracking number, calm down hackerman

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except I found OPs exact address.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ok cool, now explain to me the difference between that and pulling a random address with full name attached out of a phone book.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Dec 13, 2017 11:16 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

"I also like to go camping. The best time to rob me is the summer when I will be camping." Phone book doesn't say all that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm going to delete this comment bc it has OP's address. It said "OP is saying "Hey I live at X my name is Kristen I have a dog""

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

in a phone book than in this post.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People in the phone book be like my name is John S. Simpson I live at 123 fuckyou street, AND MY PHONE NUMBER IS XXX-XXX-XXXX, so more PII

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't think it's different then make a public post with your address.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh here we go with the edge lord shit. There's zero difference it's ok you can say it. It's just as random.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP is singling herself out. It's a social media account. If someone knows your address and it you it makes identity theft easier.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I bet people in phone books have social media accounts.............................

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*thieves

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So identity thefts must jizz in their pants when the new phone books come out huh? right there in ABC order for em.

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