Kid is stoked

Oct 9, 2022 1:04 AM

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Kid is stocked

Both kids will be absolute legends in school. Her: "...and then I lit my brother on fire" Him: "...and then my sister lit me on fire".

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You'd have to have a little brother to really appreciate #2.

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You're okay, you're okay! Please don't tell mom!

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#2 I can relate

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Use talcum powder not flour

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I can't tell how I love that scene, the photo, the music starting, Ripley's face and acting <3 Maybe my favorites among all movies <3

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh my god I'm sorry! Don't tell mom! Don't tell mom!

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We have to be even! We have to be even!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how pissed do parents get when you almost kill your brother?

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She at least seems genuinely concerned until she realises he's fine.

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Frame that pic

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Time for a quick talk about dust explosions... The Kid will repeat this anyway.

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Fuck, I could watch kids getting flamethrower’d in the face all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Honestly that girl has a better and faster response than most adults in "fuckery results in fire" videos

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Better with sound: v

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"was that flames?" I love that kid

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He looks like he's about to go "Do it again!"

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You can see the part where she says "Please don't tell Mom."

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The good'ol days when mutilating your sibling was considered simple fun

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Matthew Lillard? *fires up flamethrower hairdryer* Haven’t heard that name in years.

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This is why you never trust still frames without the full video.

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Someone photoshop this onto a Doom Eternal poster..

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You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness.

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Now the orcs can come out during daytime

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Looks like the Dark Brandon memes

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Store bought is fine

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Boom, roasted.

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- Michael Scott

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You've been meatballed

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That still shot is awesome.

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evidence*

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awesome evidence*

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If it was me, I'd print it on EVERY birthday cake of this two kids for the next 20 anniversary

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That still shot has me giggling

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I'd frame that and put it on the wall.

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Hahahahaha Mom!

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I dont think I've seen a picture fit the last 3 years so well....

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I took that a long time ago and posted it as a reply hoping people would enjoy

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It would make a great refrigerator magnet

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Most dry powders are flammable when aerated. Flour is potentially explosive.

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Coworker and I were asked if we could torch a hole in a steel silo a long time ago. We politely declined.

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Mythbusters proved this in an episode and didn't release the episode as it made IED very accessible.

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Hence grain elevator and grain bin explosions.

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Most organic powders. Powdered rock and metal filings are generally safe. You can even use salt to put out fires.

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the powdered creamer stuff, got my scout unit banned from scout camp for demostrating that. They overreacted, only like 150 acres burned

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iirc Mythbusters considered their powdered creamer test one of the most dangerous near misses they had

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Those of us old enough to have grown up with Mr. Wizard know this. That guy taught 10 y/o me how to make quite the bomb.

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It's theorized that the Great Fire of London in 1666 was started by a bakery spontaneously combusting because of aerated flour.

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Even sawdust in sawmills can explode. Dangerous stuff that.

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Loo up silo explosions.

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Everything, small enough, is flammable

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So is sugar https://youtu.be/LQZGWjVwN58

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Back when bakeries were more of a thing bakery explosions were also a thing.

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Mills, grain silos and also saw mills. Even textile factories.

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Coffee creamer makes big boom as well. Ask Mythbusters.

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Or any bar staff that are forced to do fancy cocktails rather than sling drinks.

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Something I was told as a kid and of course I found everything around the house to try it with. Good way to lose eyebrows FYI

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Blowing out Candles + Powdered Sugar = Fireball. Burned the hair off my brothers' arms (tbf they deserved it. they were singing horribly)

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Potentially? A lot of rubbleized grain silos would disagree.

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I learned that from Goblin Slayer.

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Was looking for this response :)

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I remember Keri Byron running from a fireball of powder

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Yep. People talk about high explosives all the time, but not these low explosives

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Loo up silo explosions

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Also cornflakes.

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Wait

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I remember Keri Byron running from a fireball of powder

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And a lot is powders you don't expect, almost any carbohydrates (including plant matter) and metals for example. But not rock powders etc.

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My mum used to pick up bags of shavings from the key cutter guy and we'd throw them over a fire to see them sparkle (and learn stuff)

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The most fun way I knw to get an education!

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Not baking soda. Makes a good extinguisher, in fact.

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Yes it does, was used in extinguishers even.

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Yeah, in a hair dryer with a heater that is very dangerous. She obviously didn't know that. If the kid had hairspray he would be done

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Trageldy

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Also, from his spiked hair he likely has gel or mousse in his hair, which can also be flammable.

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I'm thinking just wet hair maybe

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Hair on fire, but wouldn't be a death sentence. But we still avoid flammable hair products while fire performing. We like our hair!!!

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That and the flammable bit if hair spray is mostly the propellant, not the stuff that gets propelled, that evaporates off v quicklt

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Not always, some of the hair products themselves can add to flammability.

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Also burning hair smells awful

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no, but could be seriously burned

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Maybe, that depends on a lot of factors. It certainly doesn't mean he's "done"

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Can confirm. We use corn starch, lyco and other powders for fire. Here's fire breathing with cornstarch

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That’s both cool and crazy.

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Username checks out

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Dude up front there looking like he's harnessing the magic power of Cheeks of Holding or something. Spewing out so much more than he should.

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It's an art. And need a dry mouth or you get paste.

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USERNAME CHECKS OUT HE REALLY DOES SET PRETTY GIRLS ON FIRE!!!!

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C.R.E.A.M

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Cash rules everything around me

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Goddammit! Wish I'd thought of this as a teenager. I was using naphtha. So stupid.

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Yeah, me too, I used paraffin before OG pyro converted us. Still use naphtha for props and vapor tricks. But rarely do those.

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I am seeing wu tang all over the the place today :D

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Wu tang is forever

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fuck man, what about the cottonmouth afterwards?

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It is horrible LOL

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Kinda surprised you'd want dry particulates so close to the respiratory tract while performing, irrespective of the fire.

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Bakers get more exposure, especially since they do it every day.

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They burn up, and you dont inhale in the cloud. It is FAR, FAR more chemicaly safe that the petroleum alternatives used for years.

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Rthanol (everclear) also works but absorbs through mouth and gets you drunk. That has its own dangers

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*ethanol

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What stops the flame from going right into his mouth and burning his lips?

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Both dusts and flammable liquids have to mix with enough oxygen to burn. The problem with liquids (besides being toxic) is the residue 1/

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Will still burn when you dribble/spray yourself. You can dip yourself in cornstarch but that won't burn.

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Looks like you also set pretty dudes on fire and I can appreciates that

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He's a clip (imgur time limit sucks for posting shows) of some of our guys routines

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Awesome, ty for sharing!

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Yes, I'm not exclusive. I'll be posting some more dude stuff. For some reason there are just a lot more ladies into fire performing (or I 1/

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Get a skewed perspective)

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At the renaissance faires they'd use powdered creamer for night firing cannons. An ex used to do artillery stuff at one.

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Did that in Air Cadets back in the day. "Coffee creamer" powder was a thing in every MRE

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FUN!!! We find creamer is usually a bit too clumpy for our needs. But it certainly works.

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A mix of creamer and cornstarch stays dry & sparkles. ? (That’s the blend I used for pyro when I did science live shows.)

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Thats the clumps that make the sparkles. We have other tricks for sparkles and colors.
https://imgur.com/WDqhD7Y.jpg

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Me 8 year old son was the one who told me you could make a flame thrower with powdered coffee creamer. How did he know? Because 1/2

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Because he watched a YouTube video called ten ways to make a flamethrower. He wouldn’t disclose the other nine ways. 2/2

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I like your som! Lol. Ill have to find some video of our cornstarch flamethrower guitar

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Here is our cornstarch (or creamer) flamethrower guitar in action (don't have an easy video on hand)

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