Michelle Jenneke, making Australia proud

Aug 14, 2016 8:01 AM

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Michelle Jenneke

She will be competing in the women's 100m hurdles on the 17th

I love how much she loves herself.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sexy AF

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 DAYS BOYOS. GO JENNEKE GO

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Interviewed her right after she went viral. Sweet girl.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

I would make the sex if you know what I mean

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I understand what you mean!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when you know exactly how extremely cute you are

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

I asked my wife if I could ask her out and if she's cool with it. She said, "IF she says yes I'm 100℅ cool with it."

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

itsatrap.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope. She just knows it's never going to happen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CHEERS LOVE! THE CAVALRYS HERE

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this what love feels like?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Has she even reached the olympics?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Death by snu snu

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I would tap that so fast, I would break a lot of Olympic records!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

9.12 seconds?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9.01 ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's adorable.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Making Australia proud, and making me hard.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Thank me later: https://youtu.be/fSTaK8FDnv0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'll thank you right now.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She's sexy as hell. But it sure seems like she's trying way too hard.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 41

You are who you are

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or may be , she is well put of your league

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 10

It might be perception, but it seems like she's overdoing the pre race warmup that made her attractive to so many people. Just a thought.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Better than not trying at all you obtuse ignoramous

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Uh, she's not one of the salivating neckbeards who keep reposting this stuff again and again and again.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

She thinks she's cuter than she actually is.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm not Australian but she apparently has a pretty cool personality too, making her popular for adverts and such.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

#9 the girl intently staring at Michelle's butt is my hero.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is the Clarkson footage from the Grand Tour? I definitely haven;t seen it in old Top Gear...

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

To be fair to the driver, it's hard to race while handling your own stick, if-you-know-what-I-mean.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Top Gear on tour. Live show.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

He straight up stared at her ass. It was glorious

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I'd believe it, especially when he does stuff like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWRreX-_Jw4

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If he did that now he'd get slaughtered

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair to Clarkson, so would I.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

So would most men and probably a lot of women.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Making the world a better place one smile at a time

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I find it odd the animated one has vanished:

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

Why is her neck so long and her waist so tiny?

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Why is she made of pastel?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Australia is a mysterious place.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

IDK maybe because it's a caricature...

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Cartoon maybe.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My scoliosis is cured.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I can see colors again

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think I just forgave my fa... naaaahh.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i had the most wonderful dream with her in it, had a picnic on a mountain danced by a waterfall, and as the sun set i leaned in and...

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 11

Actually thought you'd say she ran away.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she said "I need about tree-fiddy."

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 8

At that time I realized she was the goddamn loch ness monster.

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I FUCKING WOKE UP !!!

9 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 5

I almost thought the story was going to end with her sprinting away

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haven't we all? Its the worst feeling. They are always the most real feeling as well.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Quick! Go back to sleep and resume the dream!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone being like "she's trying to hard". So what?! It's working. She's cute as hell.

9 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 18

Well, if you're so concerned about looking cool and dignified you can't put the effort to meet something halfway, (4/5)

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

dismissively at the inside of their own rectal passages. God forbid that someone try too hard! God forbid that they insert a little (2/5)

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 4

then maybe you're the one with the problem, mate! (5/5)

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 5

She's just getting famous with flamboyance and without being an Imagurian.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

passion into the things they do, forcibly if necessary, spraying their passion all around the inside of- Sorry, that got weird on me. (3/5)

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 4

I wonder what these people think the appropriate amount of trying is.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

It's based on how attractive the person is so there's no clear scale.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot of people are turned off by pretension.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 34

There is nothing pretentious about her, just adorkable unbridled energy. https://www.youpak.com/watch?v=flAZfQaa2fo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

gah gah goo goo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Why do you find it so distasteful to see people who behave more vivacious than the average person on the street?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When did I say distasteful?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This isn't pretention bud.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

I'm not your bud, pal. And a grown woman acting like a little girl is literally the definition of pretension.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Zero Punctuation's Yahtzee says — "trying too hard" is a criticism leveled by aloof, joyless wank-tanks who spend their days smirking (1/5)

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 8

Hey Zero Punctuation! High Five and yeah the term try hard is used by someone to take you down a notch so they can be as miserable.

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I think by now everyone have heard that.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Hasn't everyone heard? It was my understanding that everyone has heard

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Heard about what?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Mamama murd murd murd, murder's the word...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[Having seizure] Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba um mau mau ba ba um mau mau. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXLqMB6vBic

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No don't!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ok. So...extremely cute. Humor. Raced a car. Where is the part that kills me, Australia?

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The noise, mate.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She eats her mate after she has sex with him.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could handle that.

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.

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..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honest question, is the everything kills you a meme at this point or do you honestly think we deal with that stuff all the time?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a joke, honestly, but there are some really badass things that are there.

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hpv

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Dentata.

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Two words, Vagina Dentata.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything is death in Australia

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her stinger

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Her thighs.

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Please, thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She should win Gold for smiling

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right?? Stunning smile, seems genuine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She seems like a girl who never lets anyone else talk during a conversation

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No on from Australia ever says it's dangerous, there's a lesson to be learned there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's just to lure people there so Australians don't get eaten.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm Australian and I've never been killed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here. Never kill.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. But did you die?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her dad (/brother(s)?) / male friends if you hurt her

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...damn it. Also good point.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Death by snu snu

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Them thighs could crack your skull.

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snu snu

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

<3 jenneke snu snu

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You said it.... Australia. Australia is the part that kills you! Just the name itself is venomous!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Oh no! Maybe...I am the fool.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

RIGHT HERE MOTHER FUCKER

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

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Cuteness overload.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes, please.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She can crush man's skull between her thighs like sparrow egg

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Because if she doesn't crush man's skill between thighs like sparrow egg, who will?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok Zangief

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

that's how i wanna go out. oyster diving and then... boom i find the pearl and she crushes my head like a grape in ecstasy.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

A sparrow's egg can crush a man's skull??

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're vicious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's also an engineering student (mechanical and electrical engineering) and is single.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

.eugael ym fo tuo si ehS

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really? I'm Gold on league is that high enough?

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Her vagina has teeth

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 3

So does mine

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...all the better to eat you with?

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I own that movie.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her names not Jennifer

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Cake! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXcHa9zIEAAwauz.jpg (probably nsfw)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only so you don't accidentally slip out.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: women who excercise have tighter coon, some women can have such strong coon that they squeze the living shit out of dicks, making

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

them immobile, trapping that dicks in the coon until orgasm is over

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

...not sure if I would mind this or not. Hm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've dated a girl that fits this profile, in my case it hurt like hell. Imagine getting the blood circulation cut off to your dick.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Truth. Hooked up with a very fit girl from my gym, when she came I wasn't even close, but she squeezed my dick so hard I came instantly.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Oh my fucking god that sounds like something fairytails are made from

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Felt like a dream ;)

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The fact that you'll never have a girl like her.

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Ewww I'm gay

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Well I do crossfit

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I'm vegan!

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She's the only Australian who isn't upside down. What does that tell you?

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That you're an idiot?

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Bru'al

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Savage...

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Brutal

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I just witnessed a fucking slaughter

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OOooooooooo

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My God....

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tfw you'll never do the australian kiss with her, why even live?

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That was so fucking savage, it knocked up his wife, daughter and is currently eating the household pets.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, I accepted that long ago. I meant, like..razorteeth or hidden knives, or secret dropbears or something.

9 years ago | Likes 211 Dislikes 3

swimming knives*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably a country girl. Or has a pet red-belly.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1 for dropbears

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the person asking is American all they gotta do is show up. Ausie women love Americans

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

And Americans love jailbirds

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I mean...I am American. Texan too. Hmmm...maybe Cody can get me a number?

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Why?

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Apparently, they taste like barbecue and chocolate when you eat them. Can't confirm though.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same reason why American women like others. Accents...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sense a trap.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How else will they feed the spiders? Horny, lonely and dumb American [and Canadian] tourists. We're nutritious!

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Bailey Jay?

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i hate this fucking website sometimes

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TRIGGER ME TIMBERS

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Then fuck right off, no one gives a fuck about your opinion

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Virgin fanboy detected.

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Nobody is forcing you to look at it.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Every now and then there are interesting, original photographs. But the "community" is a bunch of entitled, unconscious juveniles

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Huur duur, he can express an opinion fucker

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Don't like what someone said, but can't muster the wit to disagree with them intelligently? No problem! just hit that red arrow and BAM gone

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I try not to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed person. It's not fair.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ok that one was pretty good.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

While the site also frustrates me sometimes, it's difficult to 'respond intelligently' to a reply that's just "I fucking hate X".

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If it's any consolation, she used to have a poor reputation in Oz for being too about aesthetics and less about competition.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That's not to say she isn't trying or that she's not a nice person, but that's the rep she had.

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