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Nov 3, 2016 9:51 AM
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closeenough453
As a hotel housekeeper, I will keep these in mind
improvisedflapjack7
The dump was way too big
ca180
Sweet, now I can wipe my ass with a heart shaped piece of toilet paper.
Fearandloathinginpittsburgh
This is irresponsible, you're wasting 2-4 squares on these. I have to put a new roll on every god damned day. Heathens
adolflinkler
HavocJester
I need a longer list that gets more and more complex until I'm folding a new toilet out of my toilet paper
ISpiltCoffeeOnMyPhone
Just tried some of these while shitting, it turned out looking like shit
Chipnstein
Now this is a post worthy of a dump.
SirLoinOfBeef
Do this on the underside you cretins
PoopSammich
I will flush the entire fucking roll if I ever go to someones house and they did this...
Buckbeak1486
The real trick is not yanking 70 squares off the roll...
drigva
You spend really a lot of time in a toilet
BlondieSayWhat
folder[DIY Projects]
KARENPLANKTON
For when you wanna wipe your ass with elegance.
KnowerOfNothing
Dumpgurians' reactions when:![]()
loonylogan
Atleast this isn't a shitpost
Umair1993
sda7
JUST WIPE YOUR ASS ALREADY!!
Crockapowa
Death the kid: *heavy breathing*
DavidCarrico1234567890
Symmetry ~
DrQuack1
I was thinking that the whole time. LOL
Fialovich
For when you forget your phone.
AlphaQueueBeta
BigFatJuicyMonkies
But why?
SmllTwnPizzaLawyer
Hmm, wonder if OP went to oragami-resource-center.com ?
AlexanderTheGood
LordoftheBurger
'Cuz it's AWSOME!!! THAT'S WHY!
Ompy
Question is why I just hit favorite and am still completely sure that it was the right thing to do?
quietlysinister
Sometimes you want your butt to feel pretty.
Jiggysaurus54
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BrewBQ
Going to do these in my bathroom. Slowly ramping up difficulty until my family notices. Then claiming ignorance, blaming the kids. Repeat.
Jerenemy
Haha. Great idea, stealing it.
TheGuyFromSweden
I'm on the john in my hotel room. The maid is in for a surprise tomorrow.
fOrceez
Reminder to keep going
RomaFrozenPizzas
I'm gonna do it at work
INDIG0M0NKEY
I also am going to do this at work. Now to somehow casually blame the maintenance and janitorial staff.
Phearo
Make sure to blame the kids.
MrRandom314159
Couldn't be. They were already dropped off at the pool.
Phearo
Only makes them the more suspicious culprit!
sharpicus
xXGemDragonXx
WOAH THE TILE LOOKS LIKE A PIKMIN 2 DUNGEON
MrPietorian
Someone ship it into an upvote for dumps
IW42
WhosYourSenpai
Oh look a Schooner!
Rupan3
It's a sailboat!
WhosYourSenpai
A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
minicn
An attempt was made - and it was good! May it caress your bum like a gentle evening tide.
yummilicious
You should write books
zahnkem
About caressing bums
Skizmo
shitty origami
ShindigsTX
Swiped back to upvote.
MrK25
It will be...
iamnotaunicorn
Shit joke.
supermandan225
Shit comment.
muleFUEL
Theres shit everywhere
iamnotaunicorn
No, shit reply.
INDIG0M0NKEY
About shit wipes
iupvotedownvotedcommentsbecauseletmypeoplego
shit reply
im1nurbase
shit
ArrSeaEmPee
Beautiful art. More importantly, this reinforces the importance of how to hang the toilet paper roll.
Thijssie88
I always go for option 2
CaPnCheese
You freak
tomyironmane
Strictly speaking, either way is better than having no paper.... but look at the fucknuggets screeching and downvoting you for saying it....
floyasmina
Fourth option (preferred by my SO): changing roll and not fully clicking into place
o11c
There are two ways to hang toilet paper: the right way, and the way forced upon the slaves of indoor cats.
MageFace
Or just teach the cats to leave it alone. None of my cats have ever fucked with the toiletpaper.
houtaku
I tried?
sneakypoo
Third option, best option. More efficient. But the second one, that's not even an option, that's just madness.
MemeDissector
third option is laziness and how communism happens
theakbars
It is an option if you have cats or dogs.
Falos
Valid excuse. Still gonna say "#2 is for derps" is the rule.
theakbars
Fair enug