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PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Meh, we don't hate you, only your brutal dictator.
TheGodofTItsnwine
Sauce is from the movie: The Prince of Egypt
PxC4
PizzaGovorun
Deadpoolio7
GDhunterrider
Batman
Maltoft
Are you high?
itsyaboyClancySherman
That movie was great
itsdaphonz
Your playing with the big boys now...
SwissFarts
Oooh that's prettehhh
ariemarie
I will always love this movie
DrNoMeansNo
Hello darkness, my old friend.
mcmoto
Syria, don't run! We are your friends!
v
technitium
Historically accurate
Brandaves
More like Asad finds it...
sundaymondayhippyday
majikmjolnir4
TotallyNotDitto
axelfive
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
That moment when America has another friendly fire incident but nobody cares because they dropped a big bomb
LuxVertas
all the innocents who suffer from your stubbornness and pride
Sarahthelurker
TrippingOverAspirations
Okay, I dig this Elsa
midnightman163
lurkerconvert
TotallyNotDitto
happenedtomeonce
TotallyNotDitto
ThoroughlySearchingYourAsshole
TheGiggityGuy
axelfive
"Pharaoh, out."
ivylizard
"Be still! Pharaoh sp...ah, fuck it."
angrysharks
"I'm so done.."
OaksParcel
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
axelfive
PoliticalWanderer
Pfft, that's nothing. Get a load of this:
JetSetGo
Sorry for not getting it, but why are we Americans downvoting Syrian posts?
ntotheo
You know the US launched an air strike on Syria last week, right?
Klingon00
All of Syria
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Because all Syrians are the bad guys obviously
GoodGraces
Most Syrians are the victims of their civil war. So, I don't get it either.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Bomb fuck out them and tell the ones running from it to fuck off too. The American way
GoodGraces
Bomb the innocent civilians? Women and children? Smh
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Yup, they can't get in either
raidleadergutts
Especially the women and children. And hospitals & schools. Then blame it on terrorists. The 'Murican way!
ClimbThemCrimps
Fuck I can't see a gif of this movie without needing to watch it again, or at least listen to the soundtrack. So so good.
JamieSmyth
Same, then immediately after that I watched Jesus Christ Superstar
melveys
I can't because I hate watching the deterioration of Moses and Rameses' relationship. Love the movie though.
albinoALPACA
Do you know any new movies with soundtracks to die for? I can only find that in old movies
ClimbThemCrimps
Nope, can't say I'm a movie person at all. I sang this soundtrack in choir as a kid which is part of why I love it so much.
brumbievan
I have tons of soundtracks but not this one for some reason. I'll have to remedy that soon.
GrimmsWolf
it's on Spotify if you got that
gorganzorb
This is actually quite funny
DarthAndy
Yes... but it shouldn't be. Conflicted now...
aleszisme
if it's a joke even though its true dont feel bad for laughing cause that was the purpose of the joke
gorganzorb
Im glad i found this in usersub lolol
gorganzorb
This movie was amazing as well
GapingHeadwound
Because it's true! And also because women, amiright!?
bellaluna
I laughed pretty hard at this. +1 from a woman
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
... what?
WillingToListenAndLearnButNeverBlindlyAccept
Yup, he lost me
Mormole
Women are funny, get over it.
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
therealVexed
excpet for amy schumer and tammy don't forget to beat those dead horses.
Zachakx
It's funny because people are dying, rite?
gorganzorb
Ppl like you who just cnt see a joke in any thing im not laughing at ppl dying thats tragic biut all i see is a good gif of a great movie
Zachakx
I find humor in a lot of things. It's not the movie - it's the title. It'd be different if you and your family lived there.
Zachakx
Not trying to demonize you, I'm just trying to get people to see another side of it. It's dangerous to be so flippant about such topics.
BestThingSinceKimboSlicedBread
PenisOfDeath
Bricklane
That is literally how nationalists react.
CatsReallyDoTasteGoodInStew
That show was really wierd
SirWadeWilson
I enjoyed it...
EvenStevensEvenSemen
That SirWadeWilson was really weird
EvenStevensEvenSemen
Oh Hitalia, casual Japanese racism marketed towards middle school girls
SomeBritGuy
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leonardchurch814
That is the best summary of Hetalia I've ever read.
YourMumKnowsMe
Racism towards Japanese people or racism towards others from Japanese people? I am confused.
EvenStevensEvenSemen
Japanese brand racism about the world
YourMumKnowsMe
Oh.
vivi84
Prince of Egypt. What a movie!
TheSpanishInquisitor
Future me, check this out.
Junktrunkjunkie
The music is fanfriggentastic, animation's pretty great too. All around high production quality.
Sorhan7
It's a good movie, but it always throws me because it's so light in the beginning then it's get so dark in the end.
SingularPing
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danceyoucandanceeverybodylookatyourpants
You can do miraclesss, if you believeee
mousemarie94
Cited during this movie.
mousemarie94
Cried *
AMacGyver
The movie was legit awesome.
MapleCurry
Egypt movie. Bookmark.
Saxxon92
Too bad it's horrifically inaccurate :/
Saxxon92
Down votes? Really?
ledious
to what?
Anonaru
if this is an issue you better stay away from Brothers Grimm, history books, and source novels if you enjoy anything Disney
melveys
It states in the first scene that an artistic and historical licence has been taken. It doesn't claim accuracy.
Saxxon92
I guess so, at the time I was mainly annoyed that they portrayed the Egyptians using slaves to build pyramids
ledious
as an atheist, I actually love this movie.
Bricklane
Yap, this and Joseph: King of Dreams.
Thais777
best movie about the Passover
PMMeYourPopplios
It's about Moses though
Saul096
Same thing
PMMeYourPopplios
Dang it, you're right. I got the passover and the last supper mixed up
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Wasn't it the movie with that amazing scene of the parting of the sea and we got to see a fucking WHALE SHARK swimming through?
AsAHistorian
Yeah! Super cool. No idea if whale sharks live in the Red Sea but whatever.
khora
That wouldn't be the only inaccuracy of the movie.
alphaNaught
It's Passover now. Perfect timing.
Leverbee
I'm not even religious and I think that movie is awesome. Plus it's got Jeff Goldblum and Patrick Stewart!
DoctorOfWumbology
Best score ever.
Groose
God in it or not it was well done and was based on an interesting passage from the bible thats easily interesting and enjoyable
sarabear
Same here! I saw it in theaters as a kid and was blown away. Saw it a while back, my memory had served me right! So epic
SuperBobKing
I had it on VHS. It was one of my favorites, along with Thomas and the Magic Railroad and a tape with recorded Bob the Builder episodes.
BuzzKiIlington
And Steve Martin
wildcatfan4life
Also Val Kilmer, Ralp Fiennes, Sandra Bullock, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Steve Martin. Honestly one of the best casts you could find.
INameMyPetsAfterRedvsBlueCharacters
shit. that is something I didn't know
whimsicalsamurai
as well as martin short
CrazyCatLad
I loved the part where Broses was like, 'Let my people go.'
Iwishwecouldallgetalong
Let my people *bro
DamnDawg
Let my bros go*
SunnySarah20
For me is the Passover scene. The way the Spirit is depicted is so beautiful to me.
Ralpheo
I also liked the part where the children died
cbjfan
My favorite is the entire scene during the "look at your life through heaven's eyes" song
MOTHERFUCKINGVIRGINMARY
I like the bit where the nose falls off the statue its a great meme
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
"How can you see the worth of a man by what he builds or buys? You can never see through the eyes on earth. Look through heavens eyes" best.
whimsicalsamurai
Lookat your life... look at your life... LOOK AT YOUR LIFE THROUGH HEAVENS EYES!
AVkid
This is by far one of the most beautifully animated disney films http://a/03ORO">http">/imgur.c">/a/03ORO">http://imgur.com/a/03ORO /a/9Q1js /a/wiDud
SunnySarah20
Absolutely stunning. http://gph.is/1kfFxOd
OhGodWhatShouldIType
DreamWorks, surprisingly.
ziltoid125
Yeah it's well too violent and scary to be a Disney film. And I'm not sure they would do a movie about biblical events, tho there may be 1/2
ziltoid125
Counter examples I'm not thinking of
LeeoftheRengs
The Hunchback of Notre Dame, i think its disney at least:P
AVkid
Damn, so true! My bad
MrSolomon
Once I called you brother, once I had the chance to make you laugh, was all I ever wanted.
hypermarv123
I hope Hans Zimmer plays this at Coachella.
Crims0nshad0w
I SEND MY SCOURGE, I SEND MY SWORD! THUS SAITH THE LORD!
istisnai
So happy to see so much Prince of Egypt love, and on Passover too!
awksomepenguin
I SEND THE THUNDER FROM THE SKY I SEND THE FIRE RAINING DOWN
LAZARKittenBandit
Let my people goooooo
BuzzKiIlington
With the steep of the wind on my shoulder, with the salt of my sweat on my brooow~
wherethehorriblethingsare
Batman and Voldemort sing a duet.
whimsicalsamurai
man what a sight that would be
smeckledorf
That sentence doesn't English.
skooksies
THIS IS MY HOME
Woofypaws
And even now, I wish that god had chose another, serving as your foe on his behalf was the last thing that I wanted!
MundaneFinality
Oh, it's tough to be a god! Tread where mortals never trod!
Andalite
This was my home. All this pain and devastation; how it tortures me inside. All the innocent who suffer, from your stubbornness and pride...
whimsicalsamurai
I send the locusts on a wind Such as the world has never seen ...
whimsicalsamurai
On ev'ry leaf, on ev'ry stalk Until there's nothing left of green I send my scourge, I send my sword Thus saith the Lord!
GrimmsWolf
You who I called Brother, how could you have come to hate me so? Is this what you wanted?
bdtksneo
A single thread in a tapestry though it's color brightly shines, can never tell it's purpose in the pattern of the grand design...
TopZCarrot
Oh Brian Stokes Mitchell, how I love your voice.
itsahollyday2
Lai lai lai lai lai lai lai
Dukelukeum
NotWittyEnough
Lai lai lai lai lee* lai lai
itsahollyday2
Haha I couldn't remember exactly. I just really like the song.
MrsSlavicHorse
And the stone that sits up on the very top of the mountain's mighty face doesnt think its more important than the stones that forms the base
MSPaintArtist
I fucking love that song.
supercow82
So how can you see what you're life is worth, or where you're value lies, you can never see through the the eyes of man
whimsicalsamurai
you must look at your life, look at your life through heaven's eyes.
Floofieloofie
You guys are giving me goosebumps!
MrsSlavicHorse
Lai-la-lai-la-ee-la-lai, la-la-la-la-lai-lai, lai-la-lai-la-ee-la-lai, la-la-la-la-lai-lai!
Rickyexpress
I did not know that everyone knew the lyrics as well! This is such an amazing realization!
JamieSmyth
Same, I thought I was the only one who needed out over this movie
JamieSmyth
*geeked
whimsicalsamurai
i haven't met one person who didnt like the movie
Catbab
I've got a feeling you're about to
whimsicalsamurai
i sense it too
ArgonneanPioneer
You who I called brother, how could you have come to hate me so? Is this what you wanted? Then let my heart be hardened, and never mind how
Plaaant
It kind of changes the story a bit when you find out it was actually God himself that hardened Pharaoh's heart.
Varimothras
I think the Bible says they both hardened his heart.
Plaaant
No it doesn't.
Varimothras
Exodus 8:15 says he did it. Exodus 9:12 says God did it. You can argue that God predicted it/willed it, but the book says he also did it.
ArgonneanPioneer
High the cost may grow! This will still be so! I will never let. Your. People. Go! I will not let your people goooooo!
z3lfmoord
THIS WAS MMMMY POOOOST
perscitia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRLsZldkkMo
Bwethy
I've just spent the last 3 hours listening to their stuff. Thanks for the link
perscitia
No problem! He does some great covers.
WithPride
I loved this film! It was a great way for the kids to warm up before being thrown into The Passion Of Christ (still one of the best).
dedlanguages
I literally just watched a heavy metal version of this song on youtube. Upvote for coincidences.
Masterplans
Sauce?!
BlastWave99
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PRLsZldkkMo
relevant1
Shoulda brought a Pepsi
TheWizardsWife
Now I have to watch this movie again.
johndabassmon93
THUS SAYETH THE LORD!
wellthisjustgotinteresting
THUS SAAAYETH THE LOOOOORRD!
Andalite
I will not let your (my) people....gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Buckbeak1486
Only biblical films I find enjoyable.
WilliamKeith
I'm atheist but this Saturday at 7pm ABC is doing its yearly Cecil B. de Mille's Ten Commandments. I am *always* there. So good.
cardinal29
It's SO campy and over-the-top, I just LOVE it! "Moses, Moses, Moses! you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool."
Kleinstlebewesen
i am a lizard person and like the movie
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Me too. They're accurate, well done, and respectful.
Iwannabekawaii
Um no not really that accurate not completely wrong but it misses a lot of details
AxelBeingCivil
They did change it so that Ramses hardened his own heart, rather than God doing it just so there'd be more reason to smite Egypt.
NinNin1031
I'm an atheist and I love this movie.
JosephHernandez7800
Yeah same, say what you want about it, but its still pretty good.
ClimbThemCrimps
I'm very bitter to the christianity I grew up in, but god damn this movie is incredible. Still love it as a bitter, atheist adult.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
I'm a vegan and I love this movie.