12 Nopes of the Deep Sea

Sep 8, 2014 1:29 PM

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Frilled Shark

Frilled sharks usually live thousands of feet below the surface, but occasionally come up to our level just to remind us how freaky the ocean can be. They look like a basic model of a shark before sharks learned how to shark.
Why they are terrifying: Because they have three-pointed teeth, as if one point just isn’t enough.

Gulper Eel

"Don't worry, it's just seaweed"

An eel with a mouth like a pelican. Little is known about this deep-sea monster, which lives around 3,000 metres below the surface and grows up to six feet long.
Why they are terrifying: Their weirdly enlarged jaws and super stretchy stomachs allow them to swallow prey as large as they are. Eek.

Fangtooth FIsh

The fangtooth fish is one of the deepest-living fish ever discovered. It has been seen as far down as 5,000 metres below sea level, where the pressure is 500 times greater than on land. Humans would be crushed to human pancakes at that pressure.
Why they are terrifying: Because although they are only around 15cm long, they have the largest teeth in proportion to their body size of any fish.

Pacific Viperfish

Pacific viperfish live 4,500 metres below the surface. They hunt by attracting prey with their glowing bellies.
Why they are terrifying: Their teeth are so big they can’t close their mouths.

Humpback anglerfish

The anglerfish lives 2,000 metres below the surface and lures its prey with light, like the viperfish, but this time from a strange glowing antenna sticking out from its head.
Why they are terrifying: I mean, just look at it.

Stargazer Fish

Stargazer fish bury themselves in the sand and wait for fish to swim right over them, at which point they spring out and eat them. They have a permanently upwards pointing head, perfectly adapted to this hunting technique.
Why they are terrifying: Just imagine looking down to the seabed and seeing that face.

Giant SpiderCrag

The largest crab on earth lives up to 1,000ft below sea level, and can measure up to 12ft from claw tip to claw tip.
Why they are terrifying: Have you ever been nipped by a normal-sized crab? It hurts. A giant crab would probably nip your toe off.

Giant Isopod

Giant isopods are like massive sea woodlice, and have been found in depths of up to 2,000 metres. They grow to around 30cm long, and are mainly scavengers but have also been known to catch live prey.
Why they are terrifying: These guys are the ultimate survivors. They have been around since all the continents were stuck together in one lump known as Pangea and they can go four years without eating, so really it’s only a matter of time before they take over the earth.

Goblin Shark

Goblin sharks live up to 1,300 metres below sea level. They have eel-like tails similar to frilled sharks, and grow to around 3.5 metres long. They scan the seabed with super-long snouts, detecting the tiny electrical currents given off by all living things.

Why they are terrifying: Because they seem to detach their whole mouth from their body to grab their prey.

Giant Squid

The giant squid can grow up to 18 metres long. That’s the same as a six-storey building. That is very, very big. Their eyes are as big as beach balls.
Why they are terrifying: Because some people think they eat small whales. And small whales aren’t very small.

Terrible-Claw Lobster

Only discovered in 2007, this aptly named lobster was discovered in the deep ocean off the coast of the Philippines.
Why they are terrifying: Because we know hardly anything about them. That and the fact that they have two different sizes of claw, like a knife and fork.

Megamouth Shark

The megamouth shark grows to up to 5.5 metres long, yet wasn’t discovered until 1976. It has a massive mouth with a glowing light inside to attract its tiny plankton prey.
Why they are terrifying: Because only 55 specimens have ever been seen. If something so big can hide from is for so long, what else might be down there?

No cat so here is my dog tax

I straight up stole all the shit above from yahoo which stole it from buzzfeed.
Here is the link http://www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/deep-sea-creatures#1z6uu6b

**edit i adopted my doggie. check out his story here http://imgur.com/gallery/OUgEc

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11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The ocean can go right ahead and fck itself...

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The Frilled Shark is the Model-T of sharks.

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Why do they all seem angry?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I bet that lobster is super good at knifey-spooney.

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That's not a knife, this is a knife.

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That megamouth shark is kind of goofy. http://imgur.com/bI5OsbD

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10/10 would freak out if encountered at sea

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Giant Isopod also available as plush toy. /a/hgUUG

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dawww

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DAMN NATURE. YOU SCARY

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

I see I was 18 hours late for this train! :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So which ones can I eat?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All of them, probably. Just expensive as hell.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This. This is why I have fears of the ocean.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I'm putting money down that there's a supercrustacean, tens of meters long, which travels the sea floor eating scraps and life alike.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know there's actually an even bigger squid called the COLOSSAL squid. I mean, it's not as lengthy, but more substantial.

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Much heavier, and instead of just suckers in its tentacles, that fucker has spinning claws!

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I exhaled loudly at 'small whales aren't very small.' +1

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I once smoked a joint with Spidercrag, he's a funny crab, that Spidercrag.

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Giant SpiderCrag sounds like something off of Pikmin.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was Johnny Hopkins there too?

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i want to eat that spidercrag yoooo

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for going to Buzzfeed so I don't have to!

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11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

yay!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

just imagine what we haven't discovered in the deepest parts of the ocean. Reason#123 I noped out of swimming in the ocean permanently.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i like the ocean enough, but if my feet cant touch the floor, i nope my way right back to a safe waist-depth

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bad thing is that we have barely even explored our own oceans, so there are worse things down there that we don't know about.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For sure. There is some scary shit down there.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like Cthulu or some shit.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scifi movies owe so much to the freaky creatures that live in our ocean

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"What the FUCK is that?!" x 10

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*12

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#7 Craaab People, Craaab people

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"kill me"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That first frilled shark looks really happy.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I actually think the goblin shark is kinda cute too.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You missed your chance of explaining why that dog is terrifying and where he lives

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

HA! He is not terrifying!! He was suppose to make the world seem less scary!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pfft. "He lives w/e feet above sea level. He's scary because of near deadly gas attacks and he's a relentless hunter; chasing squirrels...

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for years and never giving up despite never catching a one."

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the Giant Isopod are kinda cute

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Watch the movie The Bay! You won't think they're cute anymore!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you remember your login

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His username is binary code for "nipples"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i still wanna see scientists take a human body down to 5000 meters and release it, then film it. like what would happen?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It would be wet and unable to breath, nothing else.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so it wouldnt implode?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, the body is mostly incompressible, only the air-filled cavities would really be affected. Basically lungs, windpipe and sinus cavities

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, great reading before I begin getting more SCUBA diving certifications later this month.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You'll be fine! S.O. and his father are SCUBA divers. They mostly dive in Puget Sound near Seattle, WA, U.S. He gave me a pretty rock 1/

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

from about 90-100 meters deep. He saw a wolf eel two or three trips ago. Fuckin' ugly looking thing. 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FEET, not meters. Sorry.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good luck in the land of nopes. Just make sure you can see the bottom of where you are diving and you have a 30% higher chance of survival

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haha, this is such an evil comment.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cookie cutter shark: http://sailhawaii.com/Images/dolphin/cookie-cutter-shark-4.gif

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also called the ''High Shark''

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I am really glad those things aren't bigger.

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They remind me of buddy minions from a 90s fantasy movie.

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No black swallower? http://thefeaturedcreature.thefeaturedcreat.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/51880_580_3602.jpg

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PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

your mama is the black swallower.

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I can smell the nope from here

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

FUCK. THAT.

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katamari damacy

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Dark Souls

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Guitar Hero

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SpiderCrag

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Spycrab

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I'd steam that, eat that

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I want to know what they taste like...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Does whatever a spidercrag does....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its leg span is almost twice as tall as me, which scares the shit out of me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read SpiderCraig the first time.

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

If it was SpiderCraig, I would be sooooo happy.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

SpiderCraig SpiderCraig, not-so-friendly SpiderCraig.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Can he swing from a web? No he can't, that's just Craig.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Damnit, Craig.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Right now there are 4 people that favorited this. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! Do you always want to be reminded of what nightmares exist!?

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The goblin shark one is stupid, most fish feed by extending their jaw. http://oufiero.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/laveis2_031.gif

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

you go and tell that goblin shark he is stupid. see what happens

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He wont attack me, because A) He lives in the deep ocean and B) Goblin sharks aren't aggressive to humans.

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If it involves the ocean then yes. I don't plan on going there any time soon. And I don't think what is in there can get me up here!!

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5.

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I need to be reminded that they're are scary things than my ex wife

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Do you know how the angler fish mates? The female absorbs the male except for the gonads, which she keeps attached for baby making.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because I am writing a SciFi verse that is fueled by my nightmares. Anything that gives me the willies is useful.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno', I think they're all pretty dang cute.

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PEOPLE KNOW WHEN I FAVORITE THINGS??? *cold sweat*

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+1 favorited

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i did, cause i want to eat one of them (+ you dog?)

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Because I teach biology and scaring my students brings me joy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These things are super interesting (Biologist here ;D)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I make sculptures that sometimes mix animals together. Having creepy ones for references is always a good idea.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I Favorited this to show my son, he's been asking about sea monsters, this works for that.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As long as it's not a blind girl, The BOULDER can handle it.

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As of now there are 846 favorites...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually cant even look at this because I will ACTUALLY have nightmares. I cant even watch shark week or jaws. *shudder*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pressing 0 is easier than reaching over to my mouse and clicking upvote. I usually don't bother pressing 0 twice cause I am lazy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love shit like this. OR MAYBE I FAVOURITED FOR THE DOG. Either way, make more posts. *pokes with stick*

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I have a very odd phobia of the deep but I LOVE me some deep sea creatures. So do what they said and make more please!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So I can point at the line under megamouth sharks about 'what else is hiding' and use it as a reason to avoid the ocean.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i favorited this so i can send some of these pictures to my friends at 3 am

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even like dogs much, but your goofy looking dog has swayed me to upvotes. So you got that going for you which is nice.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well thanks! He can be regal as well!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think they're cute. Especially that crab!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I favorited it just because you said that

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Bitch, they might!

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Why yes. Yes I do.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well they do live in the dark so looks don't matter.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like this. I don't think they are nightmares i want to see more :)

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Because isopods are fucking adorable. Also, there's not really any nightmarish things in this post.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So I can show my sister, who's deathly afraid of the deep blue sea.

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That's exactly why I favorited it too. We're great siblings, you and I.

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That's what sisters are for. Scaring the living shit out of.

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For sharing... and science

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imgur has ruined me. when i think "for science" i think fapping.

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I swear to god if you masturbate to this I am SO done.

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*sighs* unzipps

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/white girl mode ENGAGED. I can't even...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For reposts, OP. Damn reposts.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right! I wonder how soon before this is reposted word for fucking word.

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I haven't been trolling user sub but my guess is at least 3 attempts have been made already.

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What kind of dog is that? very cute after all the weird fish :)

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thanks!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OP, thanks for going to Buzzfeed so I don't have to!

11 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

You're welcome. To many ads for ya?

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LET THE LIGHT OF ADBLOCK SHINE UPON YOUR LIFE OF DARKNESS!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yes! Adblock for the win! That is the only way i can browse ebaumsworld or chive.

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did you know adblock stops ads on pandora? I found that out yesterday. Soo exciting!!!

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+1 for honesty at the end. And giving me the willies to start my day.

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Science, bitch!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought OP was going to say they straight up stole their dog.

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Bruhh, it's 2 fucking am where I am. This was not great for me

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"thanks for the willies" been on snapchat today huh?

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You are welcome to both. And remember to have fun next time you go swimming in the ocean.

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Oh come on you know most of this can't live on the surface of the ocean.

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I hate you. I gave you ups where I saw your name. This was great thanks.

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Yeah. That a whole lotta nope right there as well.

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That has a big bag of Nope attached at the top.

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