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DancingIMoo
It's a Best Buy Gift card!!!
Hammertulski
Four crockpots, a trash can, and some very strangely mounted serving plates.
DukeBombadil
socks & underwear
TheYamofOz
try shaking it
ShooterMcdabbin
Congrats on the new guitar!!!
BubbaWunk
Gonna be a sweet 10 speed.
ShieldzieB
I bet it'll have a real smooth roll to it
MartianWeasel
Got the same thing last year, it's a dictionary.
Swaziland23
I hope it's a dog
IHaveToPeePee
I shall call you cymbal, dog!
Sharkostomy
Its name is Clipclop and he loves sugar.
TheRealLurkingSwede
That gift is true love (yeah I'm a drummer).
deepbullet
No......definitely Legos!
darahian
Wait a minute, it's bumps are in pretty funny shape. Nevermind, kids will take their time playing it. Okay, i'll take it!
The3DPrintingPolak
A cooking set!!! That will come in really handy
ravishmered
ooooooh, I hope it's a puppy.
Promethianfire
Nice patio set.
Disclaimered
Cardboard boxes
Gastroboi
What a waste of paper. That's not how you wrap a keyboard.
MisterWho
Budum tis
BigDickBayouJesus
Totally a bike
hackettman1984
How does one wrap this? I struggle to wrap a book... a freakin BOOK! let alone a piano like in this photo.
GhengisRog
Bottle of wine?
bentwrenches
Entry level Tama at best.
IrishinScotland
Parasols, tables and stools! Oh boy!
elkingofzebongo
Three fiddy!
TimeMuffinReloaded
WHO’S THAT POKÉMON?
Loadie25
It's the gift that keeps on giving, and will lead to DAD, Drum Acquisition Disease! I know, I have it!!!
sandhua42
Impressive that is
CapedPersuaderJ
One more pedal and a Dream Theater music book, it will feel like it.
Imperium14
It'd probably be easier to re-learn how to ride a bike than getting through a Dream Theater music book
FBKatB3TAdotcom
The cymbalogy is strong this year
CapedPersuaderJ
"'Cymbalism'. The word your looking for is 'cymbalism'."- Willem DeFoe, only talking about cymbals.
Polyrhythmical
True dat
CapedPersuaderJ
Check out that username. I mean, username checks out.
Chimpanzeezeetop
I bet it's a kfc $5 meal
HamburglingMustache
Gat dang it. +1 for you
AStealthyRaisin
finger lickin, finger licken, finger lickin, finger licken, finger licken, finger licken goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
jdcream
Judging from the looks of it, it's beyond kfc.
Wilhod
It's a gift card
taggotfurtle
you fucker beat me to the draw
iamsandra
I LOVE those....
HipopopotamusTheHipHopHippo
I don't need nothin, got e'ry thing I need. I walk along this dusty road, with a bucket in my hand.
HaulinOats
Billy Zane, Jim Gaffigan, Norm McDonald, Rob Riggle. How man damn colonels do they need
DamnRememberSesameSeeds
They need to just keep it with Norm.
LyricChae
You forgot John Goodman.
HaulinOats
Also Darrell Hammond
HaulinOats
Many* damn it
counterfeitdreams
There's definitely a couple drumsticks in there
L3GACIES
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SpenderOfTender
thezenmonster
Ba-dum-tss
Munnin41
kamosey
Are you guys retarded?! It's a fucking drum set. You can clearly make out the headstock and the strings and the classic shape of the body.
ChestnutCritter
protostar777
Actually he made his own, saying drumset then describing a guitar.
VladamirPoutiiine
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