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Feb 8, 2016 2:01 PM
AbiHowe
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imawhale
I used to have the "where are your kids" keychain.
triscuit3000
To be fair, some of these are obvious jokes
Gholateg
"We don't need a sign telling people not to do this, they can't be... God dammit, get a mop and make a sign telling people not to do that."
saganworshipper
http://imgur.com/JVjogTt
rylecx
There is an uncomfortable number of signs telling people not to molest animals
therealcoolhand
Ah non, pas le pénis!!
pbnf1191
The hair dryer one is necessary. I've seen old men at my gym drying their balls with the hair dryers.
Thisbefluff
An awful lot of theses are about alligators. Did we build a new wing of Florida?
copingcabana
This is just slowing Darwin down. I say caveat emptor.
IPunchedASandwich
Why would anyone try to molest a seal? That's the Navy's baddest dudes
Makinan
They even carry guns now for self defense. #2ndAmendment
Graham3435
My dad worked in the medical field. Said the first image is a lot more common then you'd think, apparently the vibration calms babies.
Thacam
Gay fish
350Zoidberg
In some instances, molest doesn't mean what some people think it does.
Thrasos
The "Don't climb on the lion" sign is in Trafalgar Square, London. The lions are bronze. http://imgur.com/7aq2reg
GreyArea51
Relevant /a/PiLL6
Justa4door
How many baby mooses have to be fucked to get warning signs
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Just take off the warning signs. It will help.
SirSpoon166
The scar on my dick can confirm that zippers are dangerous.
Makinan
crizzz
http://imgur.com/ltgTSqU
iamnotthrowingawaymyshot
Some of these are pretty reasonable. Like the valuables left in the pew at communion.
craftyhack
Think of how stupid the average person os, and realize that half of them are stupider that that - GC
SL4pthePANCAKES
Once when I had the police inspecting my firearms the cop picked up my 92SB and scratched hi head with the barrel, he didn't even clear it
SL4pthePANCAKES
This is why signs like the above exist, this is why we can't have nice things people
grahambot
That 'and' should have been an 'or' for the pipe
Awhiteguy
That one looks photoshoped
MechaNinja
Some real problems with comma placement as well.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
The whole sign's a mess. Just crumple it up and start over.
noracrat
Was bugging me. Thanks!!
ArcaneM37
Well THAT explains why everyone was climbing on it - as long as they don't play around it as well, they are fine. :)
jellybeaniebaby
It should have been 'do not climb or play on or around the pipe'
INeedAHotChocolate
So I can play on the pipe aslong as I don't also play around it? Oky doky.
FNHuskys
Never. Ever. Attempt to zip up your pants while running upstairs.
batlrar
Is it okay if you're running downstairs?
FNHuskys
Yes. Try it!
TootiesMagooties
"molestar" in Spanish means to bother, so I'm guessing that's what they meant with the molest ones
VulpesAurum
Right. "Molest" in general means to harass, particularly by touch.
danic20
After a couple years of work, I can confirm that there are some dense motherfuckers just hanging around.
naturenick
Some fuckers are so dense, that not even light can escape from them
SL4pthePANCAKES
Some of these fuckers are so dense that light bends around them
danic20
This made sincerely laugh.
SL4pthePANCAKES
You're welcome ;)
allthenamesaregone
About the first one, yeah that actually happened. At a daycare no less. The mower rolled backwards.
Repostradamus
It happened to one of my coworker's kids. Kids were supposed to stay in the house but one got out and dad accidentally backed over her foot.
Badlyphotoshopedconfucedfloofygiraff
Gif this with one sec delay between pics.
MechaNinja
I made this for you: http://imgur.com/lD0rkzd
iforgotwhatimsupposedtotypehere
Its not a rule unless there is a sign. I won that lawsuit
bluevalien
Please explain.
iforgotwhatimsupposedtotypehere
I plead the 5th.
MrFastZombie
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