At the coffee place today..

Oct 5, 2016 7:36 PM

awkwardashlyn

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The whole way I home I worried that I had come across as mean. Can guys tell a difference between someone who's shy and someone being rude?

No we cant. All we see is breasts.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't compliment women. Or try to start a conversation. They look at me as if I am retarded.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're attracted to him, rebound by smiling and waving/saying hello the next time you see him.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happened to me with a pornstar I've idolized since teenage years. Told me I was handsome, I froze, blushed, shook and ran away.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure. I'm usually too shy and awkward to begin a conversation.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely not, we only see denial

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Nope can't tell

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on the guy really. Some can, others can't.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Never thought about this but I don't think I'd say "you look really beautiful." I'd probably say "you are really beautiful."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wish I had that kind of balls I'm so shy!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nope

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what in the world made you think that was rude, that's classic flustered and is adorable

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yea he thought you were a bitch

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

aw shucks :/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sorry..us guys dont think like that..just you females..he most likely thought you were stuck up ..sorry bitch was strong

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stuttering and beet red,you'd just come off as flustered.Avoiding eye contact at all costs that may have came off bad....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It really depends on the situation.If he followed up with asking for a number or something your good.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He probably thought it was cute although if you do like him it may be better to make the first move as we can be pretty shy and unsure if it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is the right move

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, if you're rapidly becoming the color of a fire-hydrant, but don't have resting-to-active state 'bitch face' or widening eyes... we can.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Considering what I just saw on your profile... I'm not sure how a guy doing this is a surprise though. You're a knockout.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aw, thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you smile at him @OP ?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha i did. I'm pretty sure. I hope.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then he knows his message was well received and I wouldn't worry :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The guy is crushed and probably is already dead...

9 years ago | Likes 200 Dislikes 3

best quick-exhale comment of my day

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He might not think you hate him, but he probably is super embarrassed. I wouldn't count on seeing him again at that coffee shop.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some nights I lie awake haunted by the thoughts of the girls who I thought were being rude and wonder if in reality they were just being shy

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Found your selfie. Can't disagree.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

haha thanks..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It sounded pretty clean. No worries

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be honest they probably are thinking the same way

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. The blushing tends to help.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Assuming he can see it under whatever makeup @OP was wearing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

It's not drywall spackle, damn.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tell that to the ladies that never learned how to properly put on makeup.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

haha I never learned. i look like a clown when i try so i've learned to just stay away from it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would hope he could tell the difference. And I checked your selfie in your bio. He wasn't wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

haha well thank you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

*cringe*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I was being complimentary since she obviously doesn't think highly of herself.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could see how getting nervous from compliments could come across as not thinking well of oneself but I don't think that's always the case.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

honestly, the way you acted, I would classify that as being a good sign.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

how?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

okay, so, I'm a guy, so I'm providing guy insight. But most times, if a guy sees a girl get all awkward, generally it's a good thing. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

in my opinion, if I see a girl visibly shaken by a compliment, it means this: she doesn't believe I'm telling the truth, and I can prove it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No we are retarded, he totally thought you hated him. We assume if you talk to us normal you want to sleep with us.

9 years ago | Likes 1133 Dislikes 10

I'd agree but like to think we could see when a girl blushes and goes bright red. That's usually not "bad"

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 3

Or a lesbian. And then we get confused.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Also a bit aroused. Mostly confused though

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I blame the media and having a penis. Trust me, I have one, I should know.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's not wrong

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well there's also the thing that if he tries again, he comes off as a rapist.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You must be good looking. I never assume that someone wants to sleep with me until the panties drop. Even then...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good looking? I wish! I just jump to conclusions, their hysterical laughter after the proposition brings me back to earth.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You may think this is sarcasm, but no

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I assume that when they talk to me they just want information or for me to get out of the way because life has snuffed most of my feelings.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hell some of us assume if you say "i want to have sex with you", you're still not interested...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is common, but not always true.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have penis, can confirm.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Or that you secretly hate us

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me hating everyone is no secret, I wasnt clear about this before? *ahem* I hate everyone, I just want to be clear on that! Fuck you all!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 2

Totally going to need this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know it to be true, search your feelings

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The guy who made this should be paid with how much it's now used

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

@philcrifo if you agree, say "AYE"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

<3

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

pls

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought this was sarcasm, then it wasn't, and then it was not applicable to some and now I feel more lost than when I started reading this.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You were right but then you were right again. Those that claim it doesnt apply are liars and not to be trusted.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't exactly know why but "No we are retarded" was incredibly funny to me. And then I realized the gravity of truth truth behind it

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Because I am incredibly funny and dont you forget it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes, truth truth, for things that are extra true. That wasn't autocorrect at all, not even a little.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah guys are pretty oblivious to body language. But bright side is he probably hated himself for saying something.

9 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 5

equally was likely is he got a "rejection" under his belt and is relieved that it isnt as bad as he imagined, on to the next one for him

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't say oblivious, we just require a bit less subtlety. Turning red and stuttering after receiving a compliment is pretty obvious.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

yeahhh. that's what I was afraid of. couldn't help the nervous stuff though.

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Hell think youre a lesbian

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't beat yourself up too bad. It's not like you screamed I have a boyfriend at him. Easily explained if you meet again.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If this would have happened to me (a guy) i would bury myself alive right there

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can always make it better by smiling and saying something nice the next time you see him.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

If he's anything like most of you people, he's never going to that coffee shop again.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He works there haha

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

do the anime thing and bake him some cookies and give them to him while extending your arms towards him with your head looking down.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1