Apr 25, 2018 1:55 PM
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HT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyzrKB2WVtQ
shoe47
v
rallemus
God I love science!
Incidentally
The next step? ROCKET PUUUNCH!
Engelous
Cant wait for them to make the next limb... Hero Penis....
DeBokkenRyder
Looks fake, hope it's not.
Maultasche
FrozenFoodGuy
Beat me to it with 10 minutes!
LivingDecomposition
Why is the Food and Drug Administration registering robotic arms?
Eskandar
Alphahi
Also probably incredibly expensive :(
pickledricks
Time to chop my arm off
AnthropomorphisingEverything
How do they move?
whyisthissohot
Used to give plasma. There was this guy who donated all the time who had an arm cut off at the elbow.
They stuck the needle right into the center of the stump. It was unsettling.
FalconxPunch
Insert hand job joke here
SugarTitillates
No jojo references?
platonicnut
At what point is it acceptable to cut off my arm to replace it with robot arm?
atleastIwasnt36
It's a risky procedure but I think it's worth it
ShrubNinja
I've got garbage knees. If I could just have robot legs that'd be dope.
borgmaster
They probably wouldnt take the whole leg (waste of money). They could replace the knees with special robot joints though.
Plaguestorm172
You know what is wonderful and mystical? We are not far from someday where people will WILLINGLY chop limbs off to have them replaced.
legs are allready very close, arms are still long away, but we are not that far... I can see in the next 4-5 years military use for these.
TheHandsomeOctopus
I wish I knew why women with prosthetics turn me on. I need Jesus.
Daphault1
I wouldn't go out on a limb and suggest why. But you're got to hand it to them; they sure have a leg up on the competition.
dejoblue
Bullshit! We all know the Ninetendo Power Glove never worked. LIEZ!
wangleberry
So the wearer can move the fingers with their mind?
BallsinWhoresBigMan
Pam Beasley doesn't need a bionic hand to catch Jim's balls.
cheshireluie
the real gem here is that it's opensource: https://openbionicslabs.com/shop/brunel-hand (at the bottom, yes you can buy it as well)
Kamadantlufftwaffle
Cut my own arm off. Get this. New version of "the stranger"
Thlsguyfucks
The guy in the hoodie's arm design was based off a Deus ex augmentations
cracklinoatbran
"Yeah, but practice on a hot dog first."
C141Clay
https://imgur.com/rntooLJ ...practice
BigChunkyBubbles
Sorry for the dumb, but what does the Food and Drug Administration have to do with prosthetics?
jaggedcow
They also regulate medical devices and diagnostic tools like the software used to read x-rays
drousnavat
Showed this to my roommate. Her response "That is gonna make some weird porn."
Denamic
That porn's been around for ages
thingy237
That's my fetish
mildmanneredfellow
I mean she's not wrong
DetectiveSloth
StillNotYouTube
wakko1966
OMG really....
mcgravin
Eh, just wait until they get to the 3D-printed bionic dingdongs.
GuW69
I like your roommate and the way she thinks
tomobach
Rule 34 bro
Sinjai
Introduce me.
dontrike
Doesn't she mean "already has"?
TehStoner
Auto-fisters, roll out
MichaelIronsidesDismemberedLimbs
Roshiro
Ka-shunk
highoverlordxenu
Cheawing
bongles
I'm about to lose an arm for this shit
Sc00ba5teeve
I'm curious how much of the rapid advancement of prosthetics is a result of the increased demand due to the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
hifive2wifei
Asking the real question. Good job. +1 and ya beat me to it.
TheDementation
And the availability and price of arduino, rasberry pi and 3d printing.
eldorel
I think the boston marathon bombing also contributed to a spike in demand.
RonSwansonCat
*explosion in demand
More it's the greater ability to design / build by enthusiasts now Vs in the past. Computer design limbs in freeware, make inexpensively.
ColorblindCartographer
Honestly someone should do a case study on it
harles2000
you say that like the government actually cares about us after we've served our purpose.
VioletMoonRising
cancer rates and diabetes rates are higher too. Plenty of reasons. Mostly it's the 3-D printing that lets a determined dad make it for a kid
robboscouse10
A lot of medical advancements have happened during wars. Necessity is the mother of invention.
Starrkprimera
People dont realize that. WW2 had a shot ton of gain on medical and scientific breakthroughs.
That's a pretty solid question with some potentially intriguing implications.
echonite
War is good! it fuels prosthetic advancement! Eventually we will just transfer our brain to a fully robotic suit! Lets start all the wars!
We have always been at war with Eastasia.
But we need MORE wars! If the amount of war we have now got us this far, then more war would speed things up, no? #ThatsHowItWorks
We have always been at war with Eurasia.
Albedo1980
My right shoulder and arm are total trash since I partially ruptured a tendon, and also acquired carpal tunnel syndrome. My knees also -1
2- need replacement, not to mention I'd gladly exchange my eyes for versions that actually see without need of glasses... you know what.. -3
3- ...just let me upload my mind in into a robotic shell!
heyletsbefriends
that mind-upload thing is probably pretty far off, because such a big part of what makes you you is being stuck in a fragile meat suit
with a huge microbiome. that microbiome has its own effect on your personality, which is probably not insignificant.
also, btw, i have no idea how i ended up reading comments on a 6 month old post.
throwawayacct1951
gbray0700360
Her smile can melt steel beams
StunnedGoofy
Her melt smile can beam my steel
JollyRogarrgh
She can smelt my beam any day.
swisscheese4u
who is she?
@angelgiuffria
do you know this person?
WeylandYutaniCorp
One of my FB ppls. Recently got a bf. She's always travelling to raise awareness for amputees. She's pretty awesome and inspirational.
Not at all
nonCanadianGoose
Is it me or does there seem to be a high amount of very attractive females with prosthetic arms
nipplepanties
Deals with the devil are expensive
ArdentSlacker
They *have* lost weight...
Attractive women missing limbs hava better chance in having one made for them Vs. "non-attractive" women missing limbs. Natural selection.
Beaver4Life
Or maybe you're just attracted to amputees. Congrats on discovering you fetish!
*your
Mithi
Those beauty products cost an arm and a leg.
rjrcwalker8
OddlyParanoid
I've never met an ugly person missing a limb actually.
HackerJacker
You havent met many people with lost limbs then.
IHuggedaCorgiToday
they just don't film the ugly ones
1WouldSmash
Kekekekeke
javer80
I mean, it's not a joke. That's just what happens.
PanicAtTheCostco
Sad truth
GhostofRoland
They only choose the photogenic ones for the videos and photos
mikeatc
I know right I’ve noticed the same thing with Victoria secret models, must be some kind of conspiracy
If an attractive women tells me she wants lingerie, I'm getting her lingerie. If an attractive women shows me her lingerie: photos. V.S. FTW
shoe47
rallemus
God I love science!
Incidentally
The next step? ROCKET PUUUNCH!
Engelous
Cant wait for them to make the next limb... Hero Penis....
DeBokkenRyder
Looks fake, hope it's not.
Maultasche
FrozenFoodGuy
Beat me to it with 10 minutes!
LivingDecomposition
Why is the Food and Drug Administration registering robotic arms?
Eskandar
Alphahi
Also probably incredibly expensive :(
pickledricks
Time to chop my arm off
AnthropomorphisingEverything
How do they move?
whyisthissohot
Used to give plasma. There was this guy who donated all the time who had an arm cut off at the elbow.
whyisthissohot
They stuck the needle right into the center of the stump. It was unsettling.
FalconxPunch
Insert hand job joke here
SugarTitillates
No jojo references?
platonicnut
At what point is it acceptable to cut off my arm to replace it with robot arm?
atleastIwasnt36
It's a risky procedure but I think it's worth it
ShrubNinja
I've got garbage knees. If I could just have robot legs that'd be dope.
borgmaster
They probably wouldnt take the whole leg (waste of money). They could replace the knees with special robot joints though.
Plaguestorm172
You know what is wonderful and mystical? We are not far from someday where people will WILLINGLY chop limbs off to have them replaced.
Plaguestorm172
legs are allready very close, arms are still long away, but we are not that far... I can see in the next 4-5 years military use for these.
TheHandsomeOctopus
I wish I knew why women with prosthetics turn me on. I need Jesus.
Daphault1
I wouldn't go out on a limb and suggest why. But you're got to hand it to them; they sure have a leg up on the competition.
dejoblue
Bullshit! We all know the Ninetendo Power Glove never worked. LIEZ!
wangleberry
So the wearer can move the fingers with their mind?
BallsinWhoresBigMan
Pam Beasley doesn't need a bionic hand to catch Jim's balls.
cheshireluie
the real gem here is that it's opensource: https://openbionicslabs.com/shop/brunel-hand (at the bottom, yes you can buy it as well)
Kamadantlufftwaffle
Cut my own arm off. Get this. New version of "the stranger"
Thlsguyfucks
The guy in the hoodie's arm design was based off a Deus ex augmentations
cracklinoatbran
"Yeah, but practice on a hot dog first."
C141Clay
https://imgur.com/rntooLJ ...practice
BigChunkyBubbles
Sorry for the dumb, but what does the Food and Drug Administration have to do with prosthetics?
jaggedcow
They also regulate medical devices and diagnostic tools like the software used to read x-rays
drousnavat
Showed this to my roommate. Her response "That is gonna make some weird porn."
Denamic
That porn's been around for ages
thingy237
That's my fetish
mildmanneredfellow
I mean she's not wrong
DetectiveSloth
StillNotYouTube
wakko1966
OMG really....
mcgravin
Eh, just wait until they get to the 3D-printed bionic dingdongs.
GuW69
I like your roommate and the way she thinks
tomobach
Rule 34 bro
Sinjai
Introduce me.
dontrike
Doesn't she mean "already has"?
TehStoner
Auto-fisters, roll out
MichaelIronsidesDismemberedLimbs
Roshiro
Ka-shunk
highoverlordxenu
Cheawing
bongles
I'm about to lose an arm for this shit
Sc00ba5teeve
I'm curious how much of the rapid advancement of prosthetics is a result of the increased demand due to the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
hifive2wifei
Asking the real question. Good job. +1 and ya beat me to it.
TheDementation
And the availability and price of arduino, rasberry pi and 3d printing.
eldorel
I think the boston marathon bombing also contributed to a spike in demand.
RonSwansonCat
*explosion in demand
C141Clay
More it's the greater ability to design / build by enthusiasts now Vs in the past. Computer design limbs in freeware, make inexpensively.
ColorblindCartographer
Honestly someone should do a case study on it
harles2000
you say that like the government actually cares about us after we've served our purpose.
VioletMoonRising
cancer rates and diabetes rates are higher too. Plenty of reasons. Mostly it's the 3-D printing that lets a determined dad make it for a kid
robboscouse10
A lot of medical advancements have happened during wars. Necessity is the mother of invention.
Starrkprimera
People dont realize that. WW2 had a shot ton of gain on medical and scientific breakthroughs.
BigChunkyBubbles
That's a pretty solid question with some potentially intriguing implications.
echonite
War is good! it fuels prosthetic advancement! Eventually we will just transfer our brain to a fully robotic suit! Lets start all the wars!
BigChunkyBubbles
We have always been at war with Eastasia.
echonite
But we need MORE wars! If the amount of war we have now got us this far, then more war would speed things up, no? #ThatsHowItWorks
BigChunkyBubbles
We have always been at war with Eurasia.
Albedo1980
My right shoulder and arm are total trash since I partially ruptured a tendon, and also acquired carpal tunnel syndrome. My knees also -1
Albedo1980
2- need replacement, not to mention I'd gladly exchange my eyes for versions that actually see without need of glasses... you know what.. -3
Albedo1980
3- ...just let me upload my mind in into a robotic shell!
heyletsbefriends
that mind-upload thing is probably pretty far off, because such a big part of what makes you you is being stuck in a fragile meat suit
heyletsbefriends
with a huge microbiome. that microbiome has its own effect on your personality, which is probably not insignificant.
heyletsbefriends
also, btw, i have no idea how i ended up reading comments on a 6 month old post.
throwawayacct1951
gbray0700360
Her smile can melt steel beams
StunnedGoofy
Her melt smile can beam my steel
JollyRogarrgh
She can smelt my beam any day.
swisscheese4u
who is she?
throwawayacct1951
@angelgiuffria
swisscheese4u
do you know this person?
WeylandYutaniCorp
One of my FB ppls. Recently got a bf. She's always travelling to raise awareness for amputees. She's pretty awesome and inspirational.
throwawayacct1951
Not at all
nonCanadianGoose
Is it me or does there seem to be a high amount of very attractive females with prosthetic arms
nipplepanties
Deals with the devil are expensive
ArdentSlacker
They *have* lost weight...
C141Clay
Attractive women missing limbs hava better chance in having one made for them Vs. "non-attractive" women missing limbs. Natural selection.
Beaver4Life
Or maybe you're just attracted to amputees. Congrats on discovering you fetish!
Beaver4Life
*your
Mithi
Those beauty products cost an arm and a leg.
rjrcwalker8
OddlyParanoid
VioletMoonRising
I've never met an ugly person missing a limb actually.
HackerJacker
You havent met many people with lost limbs then.
IHuggedaCorgiToday
they just don't film the ugly ones
1WouldSmash
Kekekekeke
javer80
I mean, it's not a joke. That's just what happens.
PanicAtTheCostco
Sad truth
GhostofRoland
They only choose the photogenic ones for the videos and photos
mikeatc
I know right I’ve noticed the same thing with Victoria secret models, must be some kind of conspiracy
C141Clay
If an attractive women tells me she wants lingerie, I'm getting her lingerie. If an attractive women shows me her lingerie: photos. V.S. FTW