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Sep 8, 2017 5:14 AM
friendlessmole
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PandaPants23
Too lazy to read this...
RYG420
This is the all time best
drumlino117
Laziest thing I've done today is not read all that
taself
the man is a god :)
ContentDeputy
Lots of words but good story
ASecondChance
then you get this https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/21/us-destroyer-uss-john-s-mccain-damaged-after-collision-with-oil-tanker
Captainbetray
I would like to be friends with that dude.
SelfPleasureRobot
Oh, it must be Friday. This shit posted again.
aryanishan
If you want a difficult task to be done, get the laziest guy. He'll find the easiest way to do it.
youngmountaingoat
Excellent point. Although you run the risk that he won't do it at all.
Sixinchnipz
Only the fourth time this epic fakeness has circulated since I joined imgur. 5 dildos out of 7 sloppy vaginas.
thepartypooperscooper
Crap, i think i have favorited this three times now.
jonhnefill
This is probably from the dawn of the internet (along with the lighthouse story), but I will never stop loving this story.
paulsanut
I'm gonna favourite and save this as this is by far the laziest, funniest story I ever heard. And you get my up vote too my good friend.
Jodanoe
luridftw
I didn't read it, might be the laziest thing I've done
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
My hero
TheGreatPeru
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Give that mother fucker 2 successor chapters. Now.
bradleylibralesso11
I once walked into a pizza place and ordered a pizza for delivery so I could be driven home with the pizza
andergriff
why not just order a delivery from home.
michaeljscott
Commenting this from my phone
5knotcans
This might explain the spate of collisions.
XappBrannigan
Fabinator
This is absolutely brilliant!
AnnunakiMoon
Ok ok settle down
sunyudai
NO!
AbuMKatt
I will never not love this story
RavenBlue
Great Story. Used to work with an Ex-Navy guy that told stories like this all the time.
ideologist
I hate that the author calls it a zombie bagel at the end, it irks me. The Officer is a zombie with a bagel, it's not a zombie bagel.
ErinWhatsitsName
The bagel was bitten by a zombie of course it turned.
SpicyLava
A dog treat is a treat for a dog, right? A zombie bagel can be a bagel for a zombie.
AbuMKatt
Good point, but still a hella fun read