OptimusChristt
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Feb 10, 2021 12:35 AM
OptimusChristt
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JustSeinfeldQuotes
who knew the guy from the meme works for doordash.
wookietiddy
Check your voicemail
djhash
Looks like they already delivered!
roastedbuttnutt
$25 tip on a $15 order? Done.
Xerxes8169
Doordash has shit security, I got a $1200 hack (which was reimbursed) in LA and I live in NY
HanFuckingSolo
Yes give more than the tip for that champion
martials
An imgurian that's for sure
MonsieurToastt
This is great
ToSisPoS
Today’s Native Ad trend: “funny” text messages from food delivery services.
Christylbk
Wish it was like that but it's more like they show up 20 minutes after the order has been made.
Ijustwantquiet
One of us! One of us!
BlueValentine99
Better get ready for that "delivery"
HerbYourEnthusiasm
That’s awesome.
elmodipthong
Bullshit. He's delivering 3 to other people before your cold food eventually arrives
callmethelizardqueen
I once watched my driver pick up my order, then pick up 2 more, then deliver those 2 before I got mine.
CuttleFishOfCthulu
That means hes eating half your fries.
JustinMKelly6060
You’re not in SD are you? We got one that sent us memes the other day.
PoeticSoul
There was an article circulating about a Dasher who did this for better tips, I imagine there’s about to be an explosion of this.
SubiBryant
MiniMegaOfParagonCity
I've worked for door dash, tried to tell a customer where I was with a screenshot of the map cause I couldn't find the right entrance...
MiniMegaOfParagonCity
It wouldn't work, he couldn't get the image. Texts are relayed through a server and it doesn't allow pictures.
ideasman69
If the place you’re ordering from accepts direct orders, it better for their business. Door dash, Uber eats and the rest are scumbags
xCactusjackdanielsx
This right here. My favorite place in town is a 24hr diner. They don't open up on the apps until after breakfast so they don't lose like 30%
LittleDragon
Cool driver
OptimusChristt
I usually forget to rate the driver but this guy is definitely getting 5 starts
ReelPoop
I am sure their car only requires one start
LuffyFett
I bet the driver is on imgur too
4Astaroth
GTA stars?
OptimusChristt
I gave them 5 stars and rated them as "above and beyond"
Donku83
Looks like he's gonna sample your food on the drive over
thegreatgatsB
"Man, I gotta do it","one word...Mexico."
meganical
Well, SOMEBODY has to be my poison tester
DontTazeMeBrah
long live the king!
WellThatsOriginal
That would warrant a big tip.
dan144
Good thing Doordash quit stealing them. Fuck Doordash.
sordatos
zfournier16
He made a meme for his custies he deserves a tip lol
BlackCatGreenEyes
Fruc
Just the tip
CmfMttnPpl
Dude I only tip cash to drivers for any of those deliveries services, the company's screw over the driver and the businesses
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Doordash especially, they had to be sued to pay back wages.
OptimusChristt
Damn, didn't know that. Good to know going forward
akom
Best I can do is an average sized tip.
sordatos
Then use the whole
zfournier16
Average for me would be nothing sucks it hurts otuer people but I dont support tipping its part of whats wrong with food industry
akom
Ok, so first of all I was making a wiener joke. But as to your comment, that's perfectly fine as long as you aren't going places where
akom
tipping is expected. If you are and aren't tipping, you're exploiting what is wrong with the food industry for your benefit.
OptimusChristt
I pre-tipped but I always go extra on the tip. I live in AL where tipped employees can make below minimum wage.
bro02tc
I usually pre tip with my big tip also haha
Bmxtucker
Some places as low as $2.30 per hour
MidnightSun39
Are Doordash drivers there hourly employees? I thought they were paid as contractors everywhere. Still need to tip well either way though.
Donku83
Great that you give more than just the tip. The employees really appreciate it
Wintersteel89
That pic...what the...well, there goes ever hearing Yoshi's ground pound noise without picturing that.
roseblud
Whoa is that a giant boner or a leg?
DirtyWolfy
It's best not to think about it...
cbjfan
They can't make below minimum wage. If their tips plus normal wage is below minimum wage, the restaurant/company must pay the difference
cacapoop
He's likely referring to the hourly wage for servers.
nahvi
That's why its best to tip in cash. Then the company and government doesn't know
cbjfan
Absolutely
AlienNippleAntennae
As a tipped delivery driver thanks!, For all you assholes who get a 10mile delivery and tip 2.oo-3.oo FUCK YOU!!!
HighSorcerer
Ever since covid hit it's really a dick move to tip less than $5 on a delivery of any size.
NotAPervert
Any recommendations what to tip for a given distance? Sometimes I order 1/4 mile down the road for lunch break, sometimes 5-10mi
AlienNippleAntennae
Ok so if you have someone drive more than 5-7miles at least 5.oo if your within a few miles 3.oo-4.oo here's the thing often wealthy people
AlienNippleAntennae
Will fuck you. If you can afford a 1.5million dollar home a new hummer and challenger you can tip 5.oo+ but these asshats will order 10miles
coolykid
Out of curiosity, do you work delivery for a specific restaurant or app?
AlienNippleAntennae
Domino's we have a wide area of delivery and people take advantage of drivers who need new tires, brakes, ro and oil changes every 4-6weeks.
Thisbefluff
I’m now realizing I have no idea which Dominos makes our pizza deliveries. We are pretty equidistant to 3 of them
AlessandraLaeif
Wow, ten miles? Here Dominoes doesn't deliver outside a certain range.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
How much is the base wage before tips if I may ask? I realize doordash and Uber hide how much y'all get vs what we pay.
OptimusChristt
Its a fucked up system, so I always try to pay extra in a tip. Even if its bad service, maybe they had a bad night, they deserve to eat.
rowingrowingrowing
That's what we do, too. If someone is bringing food to my door, they get $20 min and it goes up from there. I am so fucking grateful!
EinsteinLogic
Thank you!
AManIsNoOne
Hello from Gadsden!
OptimusChristt
Hello from Madison!
AManIsNoOne
I used to date a girl from Madison. Broke up with her cause I was tired of that drive.
ArtemisFelidae
I grew up there!
Capitafun
This is the way
BungusAmungus
Fucking shouldn't have to be though.
PainlessSteel
I like the sentiment behind this, but tipping as a necessity to live is some S-tier buuuuuuullshit.
OptimusChristt
For sure. I'd much rather just have drivers mKe a living wage.
Ghostlogicz
That’s the base of the tip system everywhere I think ,they get paid below minimum and restaurant has to pay extra to match minimum if they
TheJewishSpaceLaser
Tip to base, you might say.
Ghostlogicz
Don’t make that much in tips , but can give no extra as long as they make minimum in tips even if it’s only minimum
Ghostlogicz
They just need to axe tips increase prices and pay employees a decent wage. Our tip culture sucks
WellThatsOriginal
I usually give $5 for the local pizza delivery. It's about two minutes away. They charge a $3 delivery fee and the driver gets .35¢ a mile.
2graves
FUCK delivery fees though. Completely artificial
WellThatsOriginal
They didn't used to give any of it to the drivers. Then they got sued...lol