Need Space In My Phone Dump: Pt IV

Jan 16, 2017 12:07 AM

Samprice1089

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Every pic about airplanes really have an issue with left and right, damn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear Germany, we arent coming out of WW1 having been beaten to death in the peace deal. So we good. World Domination here we come

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Mexico won't let non-Mexicans in... imagine that.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

when life gets hard, remember that apples are hard too, but you can cut them into slices and they are delicious

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You had me at "he saw me take a pic"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy Hell is this from Makro?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mrs. Johnson is vicious!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god number 3's roast is the most savage I've seen yet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll already be there

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live closer to Canada, and i have family there, that's why I would move to Canada over Mexico

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm old as hell and just recently realized that it's forty and not fourty. I knew this but never thought why this is.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know how people desperately try to flee Mexico to get to America to better their lives? That's why.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd rather Mexico than Canada. Mostly bc it's warmer in Mexico.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The penis hands wins

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The defenestration one, we have a word for the day after tomorrow. Overmorrow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to point out that Johnson and Johanson aren't the same spelling. So either Monique fucked up, or it's someone else.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a cat or a dog?! I need to know!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a cat, look at the shape of the pupils.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn Ms Johanson a fuckin savage

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You have a few I haven't seen,and quite a few I have. I want to give you a +.5

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, most of Canada doesn't require learning a new language.

9 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 2

Yeah, and if I go to canada and drink their water i'm not gonna shit & piss blood for a week.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or a bullet proof vest.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've never heard of a Canadian cartel kidnapping and murdering anyone's family.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

no, but I don't really follow hockey

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You don't have to go to Mexico for the cheap drugs anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, Canada is socially and economically much more stable than Mexico. People don't sneak out of Canada to make better lives in America.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

1st post your wife is cheating. 13 mos!?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mrs. Johnson/Johanson. Did this not bother anyone else?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First picture says dude woke up after 13months but in time for wife to give birth? That's not yo wife no more bruh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#2 hey Germans how's it going with a weak leader who allowed millions of immigrants to destroy your country, #AngelaMerkel

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 23

Well Hillary should be in prison for what she did. .. technically speaking.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

So should Michael Flynn but now he's National Security Adviser

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty well actually. Thanks for caring.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Shots fires! +1

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

Every time I see these kinds of posts I wonder why people just don't take advantage of the tons of different cloud storage options available

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 6

You could use google photos

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not like a large company has offered unlimited cloud storage for photos

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Right?!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Imgur is an image hosting site...in the cloud. For sharing and storing photos...

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

That gives you the option to not make something public

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Or they could share their collection with those of us who like dumps and those who don't can downvote and skip?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Overmorrow, noun: The day after tomorrow.

9 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 0

That's in my top 12 Dennis Quaid movies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ereyesterday, noun: The day before yesterday

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Thank you sarcastronaut.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honest question: what dictionary is your source? I was unable to find "overmorrow" either in Webster's or in Oxford's.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they're probably just translating from German, the auftwassels.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking seen that post and was like "fuck, I know the word for day after tomorrow!" But, you beat me to it +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for posting this. I was going to do the same thing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just gonna say "Doublemorrow"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don't you mean "twomorrow"?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, so like German Übermorgen.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Neat! I'll try to remember that. I just started studying German

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Viel Spaß mit Artikeln. ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Likewise is Ylihuominen in Finnish exactly same translation.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The ultimate future: übertomorrow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We really should have listened to Germany this time guys.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

already starting a genocide? no? then don't exaggerate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Yeah they aren't doing so hot over there either though.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They're doing well. The refugee issue isn't the only thing happening there. It's the largest economy in Europe and 4th globally.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Accurate but to be fair we aren't exactly fine and dandy over here

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

very true

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The wife could have had sex with the husband in a coma. Penis still works.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Erm, wouldn't that count as rape? No consent and all..

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Or she is a whale and carried for 14 months

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The couple each had some of their eggs/sperm saved just in case something happened to the other.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source? I don't have any because I made it up. Believable though right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would it get hard? Is that a reflex? And if so is it called something cool like the bonification reflex?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

"Bonification reflex"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As long as there's no nerve damage. It'll work.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Looks like you've got nerve damage. You quadruple posted

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Network problems. Happened to a few comments of mine. Fixing now. No need to be a dick.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I'm sorry that did come off dickish. I thought it was funnier in my head.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Put him in a coma!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0