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Jan 16, 2017 12:07 AM
Samprice1089
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PubicOvergrowth
Every pic about airplanes really have an issue with left and right, damn
supraman2turbo
Dear Germany, we arent coming out of WW1 having been beaten to death in the peace deal. So we good. World Domination here we come
Branmaster4
Mexico won't let non-Mexicans in... imagine that.
moodytravesty
when life gets hard, remember that apples are hard too, but you can cut them into slices and they are delicious
naiyor
You had me at "he saw me take a pic"
TeenageMutantPowerRanger
Holy Hell is this from Makro?
donkeymoney
Mrs. Johnson is vicious!!
PrincessKuzco
Oh my god number 3's roast is the most savage I've seen yet
sarcastronaut
hihellobyeoh
I live closer to Canada, and i have family there, that's why I would move to Canada over Mexico
AreYouFuckingKiddingMeWithThisShit
I'm old as hell and just recently realized that it's forty and not fourty. I knew this but never thought why this is.
LargeHoman
You know how people desperately try to flee Mexico to get to America to better their lives? That's why.
CelestialDancerChick
I'd rather Mexico than Canada. Mostly bc it's warmer in Mexico.
tinydancer0
The penis hands wins
Dighrair
The defenestration one, we have a word for the day after tomorrow. Overmorrow.
whatspaulplayingtoday
I want to point out that Johnson and Johanson aren't the same spelling. So either Monique fucked up, or it's someone else.
sohardtofindausername
Is that a cat or a dog?! I need to know!!
Claystead
It's a cat, look at the shape of the pupils.
flowseeker
Damn Ms Johanson a fuckin savage
snowwhyyt
You have a few I haven't seen,and quite a few I have. I want to give you a +.5
InappropriateReactionGIF
Ah, most of Canada doesn't require learning a new language.
AlexTG
Yeah, and if I go to canada and drink their water i'm not gonna shit & piss blood for a week.
chaseNC
Or a bullet proof vest.
ArdentSlacker
You've never heard of a Canadian cartel kidnapping and murdering anyone's family.
frumpee
no, but I don't really follow hockey
concaveUsurper
You don't have to go to Mexico for the cheap drugs anymore.
TheBiggestDinosaurYouHaveEverSeen
Also, Canada is socially and economically much more stable than Mexico. People don't sneak out of Canada to make better lives in America.
Orientalmongorian
1st post your wife is cheating. 13 mos!?
Svtm
Mrs. Johnson/Johanson. Did this not bother anyone else?
whatspaulplayingtoday
Yes.
wonkathevlackbear
First picture says dude woke up after 13months but in time for wife to give birth? That's not yo wife no more bruh
Saberslayer1738
#2 hey Germans how's it going with a weak leader who allowed millions of immigrants to destroy your country, #AngelaMerkel
Delta2Almanac
Well Hillary should be in prison for what she did. .. technically speaking.
mrmeeseekslookatmee
So should Michael Flynn but now he's National Security Adviser
SEGSan
Pretty well actually. Thanks for caring.
Markersman
Shots fires! +1
themysteriousone
Every time I see these kinds of posts I wonder why people just don't take advantage of the tons of different cloud storage options available
sepx
You could use google photos
MadlyGeeky
Not like a large company has offered unlimited cloud storage for photos
TheNovaflyer
Right?!
Glorphanmad
Imgur is an image hosting site...in the cloud. For sharing and storing photos...
MadlyGeeky
That gives you the option to not make something public
CuddleWings
Or they could share their collection with those of us who like dumps and those who don't can downvote and skip?
sarcastronaut
Overmorrow, noun: The day after tomorrow.
plugincitizen
That's in my top 12 Dennis Quaid movies.
GoodKeming
Ereyesterday, noun: The day before yesterday
phunkyphreshwithaph
Thank you sarcastronaut.
cheesux
Honest question: what dictionary is your source? I was unable to find "overmorrow" either in Webster's or in Oxford's.
septillion
they're probably just translating from German, the auftwassels.
theDoctor131
Fucking seen that post and was like "fuck, I know the word for day after tomorrow!" But, you beat me to it +1
PBCheetah
Thank you for posting this. I was going to do the same thing
GingerIsOurWord
I'm just gonna say "Doublemorrow"
ELREALTR0JANMAN
Don't you mean "twomorrow"?
SomeFurryTrash
Rabeandre
Oh, so like German Übermorgen.
SargntSprinkles
Neat! I'll try to remember that. I just started studying German
YoungJackZer0
Viel Spaß mit Artikeln. ;)
VenerableInheritance
Likewise is Ylihuominen in Finnish exactly same translation.
NinjaCongo
The ultimate future: übertomorrow.
GreedyJungle
We really should have listened to Germany this time guys.
newat
already starting a genocide? no? then don't exaggerate
SweetheartAhri
Yeah they aren't doing so hot over there either though.
mrmeeseekslookatmee
They're doing well. The refugee issue isn't the only thing happening there. It's the largest economy in Europe and 4th globally.
GreedyJungle
Accurate but to be fair we aren't exactly fine and dandy over here
SweetheartAhri
very true
bpt2
The wife could have had sex with the husband in a coma. Penis still works.
SpaghettiHitsTheFloor
Erm, wouldn't that count as rape? No consent and all..
Cheeseoutloud
Or she is a whale and carried for 14 months
Emeurade
The couple each had some of their eggs/sperm saved just in case something happened to the other.
Emeurade
Source? I don't have any because I made it up. Believable though right?
Crumpus
Would it get hard? Is that a reflex? And if so is it called something cool like the bonification reflex?
unitysanchez
"Bonification reflex"
Maboroshi1994
As long as there's no nerve damage. It'll work.
bpt2
Looks like you've got nerve damage. You quadruple posted
Maboroshi1994
Network problems. Happened to a few comments of mine. Fixing now. No need to be a dick.
bpt2
I'm sorry that did come off dickish. I thought it was funnier in my head.
dietderpsy
Put him in a coma!