My brain is fried.

Jun 3, 2023 3:19 PM

It was a stressful year. I work in public education. The expectations are unreal.

Edit: I'm not proud of myself for playing this game. Hence the confession bear. Geez. I have an iPad. What are my options? Really. I'm open to video game suggestions. I'm not a video game player and just decided to start somewhere.

Edit #2: Thanks for all the game suggestions. I'm going to try out a few of them. I didn't realize you would all be so kind. It brightened my day for sure!

As a school system IT, we envy your two month break, as we now have to fix all the broken tech the kids fucked up, and prep for next year.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know it's kind of a meme but Raids isn't THAT bad, it gets grindy and repetitive but a lot of games could have that criticism.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check out Bloons TD 6. Best money I have spent for my iPad.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Seconded! Fun tower defense!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The monkey island port for ipad is incredible fun and good playtime for money. It is the best.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You know what? Play whatever helps you get through it all. Doesn't matter if it's a first person shooter or freaking Candy Crush Saga. I'm just glad you're finding coping mechanisms.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Normally I'd agree, but some games are just a black hole that sucks you into a bad mood and keeps you there until you're sucked dry of funds or will to function whatever comes first. Raid is precisely such a game, there are much better free alternatives out there. Layton's Mystery Journey, Reigns, Legends of Runeterra, Slice & Dice, SSSnaker, Teamfight Tactics, Pokemon Unite, Street Fighter Duel, Marvel Snap and so much more that's at least decent.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Play some honkai star rail

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was just about to suggest this. Just pulled Silver Wolf today 👍

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The expectations are BROKEN. Fuck parents who want to raise the perfect little Timmy and Emmy but don't understand that their pampering of them is going to cause them to grow into invalidic morons who will never be able to do jackall for themselves except maybe go to college. I say this all the time, "enable - don't disable." Enable them to do things for themselves so you don't disable them for life.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Yes. Parents don't realize that their children aren't learning how to cope with failure and disappointment and the lack of resilience this creates is contributing to higher suicide rates in high school and college age kids.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mental health takes all sorts of different forms! Sometimes being in bed for a week with shows and games is the perfect way to take care of yourself.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have 8 days left here. 5 of which is on our 8th grade bus trip . May the Flying Spaghetti Monster grant me mercy l.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Middle school is definitely the hardest. But on a bus? My spaghetti thoughts & prayers are with you.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can get decent emulators on iPad. Play some Paper Mario or Luigi's Mansion instead.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now look what you've done OP

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh no! I had no idea. Nowadays that happens if I even think about something.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like, comment, and subscribe!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Raid is not that bad compared to other mobile games

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this just yet ANOTHER ad for Raid Shadow Legends??

2 years ago | Likes 270 Dislikes 1

The most ambitious RPG of 2019? That Raid Shadow Legends?

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

What is this Raid Shadow Legends? Is the icon a guy yelling with open mouth, looking up and to the left or right?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

THEYRE NOT ALL THE SAME!!!! this one is looking down

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could use a break like that, we got 5 days around this time, A couple of national holidays and a PTO for everyone at my work place

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sleeping and video games sounds like a pretty damn good vacation.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stardew Valley will work on an iPad and its a relaxing escapism game.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@op also in public ed, same vibes here! Wife is sick too so we're just cuddling with puppy and making easy meals. Anyway I highly recommend Kingdom Rush series on an iPad, not free but it's my favorite mobile game series. Cartoon tower defense with lots of character. Second one has an Assassin's guild building upgrade, lots of references all over too though.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll give that a try. It's nice to just sit and recover sometimes. Hug your puppy for me. I hope your wife feels better soon.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find virtual farming games very soothing. Stardew Valley is a favorite, but my real "turn off brain and just listen to podcasts while playing" game is Farm Together.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Farm Together might be PC only though, but check it out.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is ipad all you have for gaming? a quick search says at least bastion, darkest dungeon, dont starve, FTL, stardew valley, transistor and baba is you are available for ipad. i mention these because i know theyre generally considered good games. i can personally vouch for baba is you and transistor only, but i played them on pc.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Yes! I started playing Baba is you. Its so fun!

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Check out "Slay the Spire" as well.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’d recommend Sandship if you like factorio-like stuff. (Building and automating factories) and The Trail if you like a sorta Oregon trail-ish survival lite game that blossoms into town building. And of course the ever majestic, beautiful, and delightful Sky: Children of the Light. That game I cannot recommend enough. It’s a breathtaking masterpiece. I’m not a super big gamer either but those three are kinda fun imo <3

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you just want to move on to a better gacha game, then Genshin Impact is pretty good.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sleeping and doing something you enjoy is called self care and you need it. Don't feel guilty.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP: you forgot to add "..LIKE A FUCKING LEGEND." Tell you what my man: don't apologize for the games you play, even if they're RSL type milking apps. Enjoy what you enjoy, like what you like, recuperate and continue being the best teacher you know how to being, and improving.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks! You made me smile.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apple Arcade is $5/ mo. Lots of good mostly casual games in there with zero microtransactions. There’s Lego Star Wars, Limbo, Dead Cells, Sonic Racing, for example.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seconded. Tint is worth the price of a month alone. https://apps.apple.com/us/app/tint/id1451786388?platform=ipad

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Pathless is also a good single player experience. https://apps.apple.com/us/app/the-pathless/id1441675155?platform=ipad

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not that there's anything wrong with playing RSL. Do what brings you joy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

80 Days is a lot of fun too

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do people actually play raid shadow legends??

2 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 1

This is news to me too

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Play" is a strong word. People do put it on and watch the screen tell them they did a good job.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Play in the same vein that I drive the train I am a passenger on. I don't have any real influence on where it goes after I choose to go onboard. But I am not getting anywhere without paying up.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did for a month for a friend's live stream contribution. The paywall is massive, though. You're stuck on growth for weeks unless $$$$

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I don't know a single person who plays it... but if nobody did, they couldn't afford this amount of advertising.

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I play it, it's sorta fun. But it's a damn money sucker. So if you want to try it, be warned! They bomb you with advertisement in the game. But it has a nice strategic touch in building the best teams for every dungeon/challenge.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I played daily for 7mo

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I knew one person who did, and he never shut the fuck up about it

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i think Internet Historian does, or used to, hard to tell with the Sponsor Cinematic Universe.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had a week off in 2016.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh no! You need a vacation.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very much so. First I need a decent job to take time off from. Roughly 15 applications per week since January 2022 has so far netted me three phone interviews and no follow-ups.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Times are hard right now. I wish I knew how to fix it. I'm lucky that I have what I need. Trying to make that a reality for the next generation is going to be challenging. Hang in there.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think of all the poor teachers in New England who are getting out on June the 26th due to snow days.

2 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I’m out next week and I’m in SoCal xD

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Don’t tell anyone about that location, it’s too fucking crowded here

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We've been out a week.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

9 days... just 9 more days.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We've still got 15 more days in western mass 😭

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hang in there.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"BTW this post is sponsored by..." lol

2 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 1

Stupid people who think this game is fun? I'm not having fun. I just can't stop torturing myself.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

With that kind of temperament, you should play warframe

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slay the spire is a good mobile game! Its also on the switch/pc

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's nothing wrong with unwinding. What's the problem?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Thanks. It's more of a game you manage than one you play. So I only have to invest the amount of effort I have available.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Squarespace, actually

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What a twist!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you just achieved ad-ception

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ive been playing grim tides on my phone, not sure if itll work for ipad but i dont see why not, its a dungeon crawler type where you get stronger with every run

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for this tipp. I will have a 10h fight today and this game is playable offline. 👍

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea def always go for offline games, hate ones that force you to have connection

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

secret marketing account. you can tell by the fact that they claim to actually play raid shadow legends.

2 years ago | Likes 508 Dislikes 1

Playing Raid:Shadow Legends is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

We'll wait and see if OP responds to a comment explaining why one of the free characters is the coolest video game character of all time and their personal favorite for realsies they swear.

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Cant wait to know which characters they would invite to a dinner party

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean...someone has to be actually playing it or it couldn't survive...right? I...think?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The most complicated and at the same time simple money laundering scheme ever.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I know it's stupid. Why do you think this is a confession bear? I'm not admitting this to people I know.

2 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 6

Albion Online can be played on an iPad if you plan on getting a laptop or pc later to do the higher end pvp/pve and it's a really well balanced MMO that's free to play

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try "Slice & Dice" and "Slay the Spire" pretty sure I have a couple hundred hours in those.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm happy for you admitting to playing such a shameful "game", personally. Not that I'm likely to pick it up, I'm glad you're obviously enjoying it

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you want Mobile game suggestions try Guardian Tales or Another Eden.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Incidentally, play what you like. Just don’t let them drain your bank account too much.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's ok, dude, I play swgoh

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the game actually good? Like are we talking good enough to sit at the desktop good? Or good enough for sitting on the phone while waiting the bus good?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

On the phone waiting at the bus good.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

its horribly pay to win. i goofed with it for abit when it 1st came out and its a grind fest. the drop rates for even middling blues is shite. play arknights instead, they are damn generous and the music is great.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll try it out. Thanks!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seconded, Arknights has actual gameplay and requires thinking, generous, and completely clearable with low-rarity units, trying to get anything big is just to make things easier for yourself.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should start posting push of exile instead, addictive but gives you breaks every few months

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Woops, path* not push, too tired to proofread

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'll look it up. I did say I would take suggestions.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did just read the last part, sadly it's not on mobile yet, so if you don't have a pc or a console it's not available:(

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's evidence in favor of you NOT being a marketing account, which wouldn't call their own game stupid. :D

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Unless they are really good at there job.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think they would do literally anything at this point

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Which is why I categorized it as "evidence in favor" not "irrefutable proof" ;)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm gonna start breaking into houses and forcing people to play it at gunpoint...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0