imnotcarl
71904
2011
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First post from a long time lurker
I hope I’m doing this right lol
Definitely stolen...
I forgot to add my cat tax... until next time!
Hope this was okay imigurians ?
Edit: FP, thanks guys!!
You all totally made my day ?
Faloopsinarb
#18 with your middle finger held high. Welcome to Colorado.
GiantRobots
@ #20 I feel attacked, I'm 25, it's 8:20 and I just took my meds that knock me out in about 40 min so I'll want to go to bed at 9
Dragonfury5
Hello fellow Central Time Zone-ian! ?
NationofSchrad
egrac
I have three mushy bananas about a day away from the trash. I promised I’d make banana bread but it’s 10 pm. ?
HelloSer
I buy them when they're still green and they still turn on me too fast
HelloSer
I really enjoyed Haikubaru, also engguins was great
CronenbergMorty
I read #6, Then released a hearty laugh, My sleeping cat jumped
kingsfold
The only two songs to helicopter into Vietnam to are “Fortunate Son” by CCR or The Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner.
GirthBrookss
What about Gimme Shelter?
OxygenTheif
#7 "Testicles" is one of my new favorite words.
flyguybillnye
heracles?
MarshallCG
Hair-ock-lees
flyguybillnye
ohhh im dumb... Googled hercles and only Hercules came up. I missed the "a"
folkscallmehi
These memes about 2 years older than the internet
Wiker123
Testicles hero of song and story. Testicles winner of ancient glory. Fire in his eyes, Iron between his thighs. Testicles!!
ChefLes
That's beautiful.
HunterThompsonsMissingHands
Damn
shinoharaliz
Virtue in his heart, more in every part of the Mighty Hercules
QSteele
#6 I love how he was too lazy to make the seats match appropriately.
Sauroctonus
Firstly, I don't eat bananas. Secondly, I just hang up my clothes, no folding needed.
Dragonfury5
Even the underwear?!
thisshouldnotbetaken
I actually laughed out loud at haikubaru, it's so stupid lol
kchristine8824
How Dinosaurs became extinct: Socks with Sandals
UserNameCorrupted
#16. I love his neck tattoo.
DomaschD
small but sufficient +1
TomGrom
Here here
Louiscyphre666999
Title of your sex tape
melindajo123
LookItsTuna
Ah so you’ve met my wife’s boyfriend
newyearworseme
L
MelodiousDissonance
Something I can get behind all around.
Callbox
Jokes on you, my bananas still got two days left and my clothes have been folded on my bed for atleast 3 days.
mugsyotoole
Jokes on you, I started looking at memes to put off washing clothes! (Got to go now)
OurLordAndSaviourHarambe
Jokes on you, it was aimed towards me
IfOnlyICouldBecomeSoGrosslyIncandescent
My family looked at me like I was nuts because I just stood up and said “LAUNDRY!” then went and folded it. Very helpful meme
astrowoman
Put them away
Beebebluff
Where do you sleep?
spiritussancto
lols i haven't folded clothes in years. underwear/socks go in baskets on the closet floor, everything else gets hung when i get around to it
jpunkin
My bananas are bread or muffin ready and my lady ye is a pitiful mess :/
spiritussancto
my bananas are safely in the freezer to become banana bread when i'm good and ready
jpunkin
I have two bunches in there now. Do you think a third could keep them company? Oof.
jpunkin
LAUNDRY what in the ass is lady ye
JayDeeDubs
Can I just say I hate this whole "dinosaurs looking like birds ruins them" BS? A bird the size of a T-Rex is goddamn terrifying, and /1
JayDeeDubs
Learning about actual fascinating animals is better than your imaginary monsters.
strategolegends
Also "there's evidence they were scavengers." There was evidence they hunted, too! All apex predators hunt & scavenge! T.rex is still cool.
Legendguard
Case and point /a/TqFAKSE
ReginaKasteen
As long as you agree that socks with sandals is indefensible.
Iresemblethatremark
They don't need to defend socks and sandals, they're giant birds who could totally kick your ass.