TheBigLetdown
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Jan 11, 2018 2:33 AM
TheBigLetdown
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optimusgoose
Older brother used to pick up the remote and throw it across the room but make sure it was closer to me so I'd have to get up and get it.
Maeguard
#1 to the tune of smash mouth.
FightDirty
My sister is incredibly normal and one of the nicest people I know. I feel like I missed out somehow. Oh well, the hugs are very nice.
antonPmatt
5# people have different ways of cobing with things. Just ask Logan paul
FineNevermind
When my dad was young he told my aunt that every 4th person in the world is Asian. She was the 4th child and couldn't stop crying about it.
relpmeraggy
My sister singlehandedly caused 3 cousins and myself to have to pay for there own college. Thanks sis!
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
Alternate title: how children cope with being sober.
meganical
My brother used to accuse me of going in his room and moving stuff a couple centimeters. I never did because I apparently didn’t have to
RufusTheNakedMoleRat
sounds like someone was going through his stuff to make sure he wasn't hiding anything, probably your parents
Rushluk
It's usually frowned upon up laugh loudly at your own funerals.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Funerals? Plural? As in you'll have more than just one funeral?
GoGoPowerRangersssZEEOOO
They’re gonna go out with style
anxietypotato
Fingerfeet sounds so gross
gerthzilla
You've done it
LloydMadel
Exactly, even grosser because siblings do that
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
Sounds a bit kinky for a foot fetishist.
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
I thought i was the only fingerfoot.
temujin9
Seven billion people on the world, all descended from apes, and you're the only one to figure it out?
Buddahpal
Pick stuff up with my feet almost every day
derekhavlo
That first one is a Bo Burnham joke...
ThatRandomCanadian
Thought I've watched all his specials and stuff. Is there a new one or did I miss one?
AtemShane
Was hoping to see somebody else who knew this! +1
ThePodd
#3 isn't really weird at all...
2facemace
I pick up shit with my feet every day
Buddahpal
Same here
berdiche
My brother actively tries to get me to laugh at funerals. He’s gotten me twice...last time during the eulogy. He’s a dark and twisted being.
bioshockisagoodgame
he sounds awesome!
berdiche
I admire his success, even at my expense. The worst was when I was sitting by my Army Cpt cousin...at his father’s funeral.
bioshockisagoodgame
ohhhh no he didntttt
gerthzilla
By doing what ?
berdiche
He does this look, like he’s part lizard. Also, a signature fake fart noise. Last time I laughed just knowing he was ABOUT to do something.
TheStealthHippopotamus
I laughed my ass off at my wedding. What are you supposed to do? Weep uncontrollably?
BingleyBingleyBeep
Me too, we had a great time. :)
AceOfShovels
Somewhere in the middle maybe?
TommyRottn
Yeah - my ex laughed her ass off too. She warned me first though. Nervous reaction apparently.
dicksmashercunt
“Elvis” walked me down the aisle at my wedding. He held me tight like a dad and whispered nice things. I cried. Viva Las Vegas.
canadianhockeymom
I wept uncontrollably. My dad got mad at me and said I was being ridiculous. Which I was hahaha
BingleyBingleyBeep
Nah, that's legit behaviour. Your emotions run fairly strong at wedding time! Your dad may need to lighten up a touch...
uberarticuno
We had a comedian officiate. Everyone was laughing.
digitalist1
"Do u take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband" *bursts out balling of laughter* "HAHAHAhahahaha-i'm sorry what?"
Llyon
Well duh. I mean where else would you ever possibly weep uncontrollably? Funerals? HA!
Brocid3n
Nah, stand there like an emotionless statue until the business is done. That's when you whip out your dick.
thefrayedendsofsanity
As the best man for @AngryKongo yes. Whip out yo dick.
Ryncakes
My future husband is in for one hell of a surprise, then.
wheresyourcommentsense
The groom...or the bride?
BenSnow97
It's 2018
Sindritec
Both
Brocid3n
Yes
crorse
Isn't the point of getting is now you own a dick?
segriffka73
I borrowed a CD from my sister and then put it back. When she found out she yelled that I had almost scratched it. How did she know?!
msbilliejean
As a big sister, we know... We know
BurtTurglar
Jokes on you, it was me, Little Brother, that stole your Jock Jams CD you overplayed! YA'LL WERE NOT READY FOR THIS!!! BWAWAAWAAWUUMPWUMP
kyorsmuckers
You scratched my cd in plain daylight!
L4V4
What's a CD?
toxcrusadr
It's like a vinyl only smaller and shiny. Geez, you kids!
DefinitelyNotFourEels
hax
monadi
Once I accidentally scratched a CD my sister let me use. She got really mad so I grabbed it and scratched the fuck out of it.
msbilliejean
You're a shite sibling
monadi
Haha, maybe I was but I'm not anymore. We were kids, what do you expect? For us to be perfectly capable of handling arguments?
magicalmysterytour
MyOtherPetIsACat
Once I put a hair across a box of mine so I knew when my sister had opened it and she couldn't figure it out either. Am I the weird sibling?
WuTangoReinhardtUnchained
Whos hair
Isawapuddytat
Important question tho ^
MyOtherPetIsACat
One of mine
FrostBite420
Ure probably the older one
MyOtherPetIsACat
Indeed
Lakalaba
Had a buddy who's dad would put a penny on his car tire to see if he would sneak out at night
Lakalaba
Didn't tell him until he moved out.
MyOtherPetIsACat
Noted, thanks for the tip :-D