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Aug 29, 2019 11:49 PM
IVLeafClover
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iamnotawoaw
Waaaiiiitt....
CptJohnYossarian
You don't really have to have cheese sandwiches in the back tho.
RedJacketHero
Not if she's locked in my basement they can't.
myfi
I mean...vans're good for bonin in.
yourbassist
I saw you drivin round town with the girl I love...
ILoveMadKate
No, no they can't. Or.......if they can, they were garbage to begin with.
3BrainCellsLeft
One of those is not like the others.
jujuGigantor
Most women don’t know what these fancy cars are... or care. Now the van...
lesbianofdoom
What kind of car do you need to steal someones boyfriend?
Gaelig
boobz.
DickPicEnthusiast
Not mine, I'm as gay as the day is long. ...in the summer. ...in northern Finland. The point is I have no girl to be stolen.
KlaasVaakUsernameWasAlreadyTakenButIDontHaveInspirationForANew
Lol who cares if "your girl" gets "stolen" by people with those cars. Except the 3rd one fuk them
maskaya
Not when you ride 68' Chopper
DefectiveWombat
If it doesn't have a lift kit or 35inch tall BFG mudterrains you aren't stealing any of the girls around where I live.
AdamPeterSamuelRoberts
Yeah but for different reasons
Counterfit
You'd be stealing me instead with 3 of those
HabaneroHN
HA-HA, can't steal what I don't have! ***sob***
flaskfullofcoffee
Hah! Jokes on you, I don’t have one
amrypma
So you're living the good life! enjoy.
usernamemustbe4characterslonng
When your girl isn’t easily impressed by material objects.
flavivsaetivs
Comin' to steal yo girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFdBcYN3sNw
BenSnow97
The i8? Seriously?
THEBOUNCEHOUSE
Gaelig
nope. no way. I'd rather buy myself one than run off with guy who owns one. I only like Prius anyway.
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
Jokes on you. I don't have a girlfriend.
Weelildragon2
Well then get yourself one of these vehicles. They're marvelous. I recommend type 3, cuz it beats all other types. Type 3 can...
Weelildragon2
... steal from type 1,2,4. But not the other way around.
KayEss
Cz they stole her?
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
shank1104
I don't even have cats...
DrakusFett
Well. You beat me to it.
Cr4zyC4tLady
Get some! Makes talking to yourself normal, because you’re just talking to the cats!
UVAChemE2013
"BRB just dying alone then"
wraith3
If they steal her it saves me the time I would have wasted on her! Go me!
woozle
Bergleton
Yeah you do!
fartgirl
I would be fooled
TrilobiteSushi
I only see 3 cars and a van. Also, don't date gold diggers but someone you have a lot in common with and the cars become a non-issue
KnownSecretCarrot
Woosh!
Metallica93
Like a fucking wind tunnel. Major wooshage.
RipOffTheBandAid
Technically it should be a Dodge A100
kroks
kesaci
Miss this show
themullusk
What's this?
Revelation678
The rap music van
1LostPuppy
A grape van.
LargeVarge
From workaholics. Great show.
IAmAnthonyStark
Steal or murder?
TheRealCaveman
Let's not get hung up on the details...
dghammer
If they can steal them what they do afterwords isn’t my business.
hyptosis
as long as they get them out of here amirite?
GodsFoot
First one then the other
Shenili
that's a lot of girlfriends
WC2ElectricBoogaloo
Bently, Ferrari, rape-van which you should /dodge/, and a BMW.
UncleB0b
What's the model of the rape van?
WC2ElectricBoogaloo
Dodge Ram 1500. Unknown year, but probably post-2000
UncleB0b
Noice. Unfortunately none for sale here. I love US style vans
MissDeeMeanor
If she is that superficial you are better off without her.
imcurrentlyatabar
Also, if the most interesting thing about a man is his car / money? Yeah that’ll be a hard pass from me.
Overextendeddullard
I believe it was a joke. ....
abundantbadgers
Right?? Always wanting candy or puppies from random ppl.
YoTimbo
What if they are hot tho?
andthenthat
It places the lotion in the basket ...
SUGARZZZ
See..white van.. it’s a joke
jansenart
@OP My girl? If it ain't a smiley-faced Mazda, she wouldn't give that douche the time of day.
PhloppyPhish1998
Miatas can win the hearts of anyone
wyatt8740
I pray to some day find a girl who likes these like I do
M4Firefly
That's how some girls learn the lesson of "easy come, easy go".
namiasdf
chicken nugget 6 pc dont last as long as u think it did
morgan0073
Wanting a rich, good looking, successful man makes her superficial then I'm sorry to say, your in a dream world.
mattbl
Having a nice car doesn't necessarily make you rich, good looking, or successful....
B0ULLIE
Not really. If she says she's in love with you but leaves for a dude who's currently better off... I dunno. Asshole or wise investor?
morgan0073
Then she wasn't in to you. If a woman leaves you for another, she is not into you, regardless of money or success
istealthepixelsfromreposts
Bfizzle
*you're
ultrasonicSonar
It is superficial because the true satisfaction in life isn't looks or money you can't keep as a ghost, it's a fulfilling relationship with-
ultrasonicSonar
-someone who makes you feel like you need nothing else.
GeneralWho
Worth noting, you also can't keep your fulfilling relationship as a ghost. Also maybe I'm super happy with my money and don't need intimacy.
B0ULLIE
Different strokes mate
imshibagel
I legit prefer gold digger girls. They're not even close to as bad as movies make them seen, and they typically do more for you in return
klikklik1236
Damn, a lot of hate for your personal opinion that doesn't hurt anyone.
imshibagel
C'est la vie!
Andrei
So you basically pay for whatever "more" she does for you. No different to a prostitute then. It seems no woman ever truly loved you.
imshibagel
You're obviously young or immature. Some women prefer financial stability. There is literally nothing wrong with that.
Andrei
#facts
Andrei
Calling someone immature because they disagree with you, that's mature? LoL. I'm 30. Also, maturity has nothing to do with age. 1/2.
Andrei
Wanting financial stability has nothing to do with being a a gold digger my friend. GOLD = A lot of money. Stability = just enough.
imcurrentlyatabar
I make my own money for stability. Only lazy spoiled cunts sit on their ass and demand that a man buys them every single thing they want.
chrishallett83
You what? My girl makes FAR more money than I do and she does almost everything. Hell, SHE bought our house.
imshibagel
Where did I say others wouldn't? Gold diggers are simply more likely. At least in NE usa
chrishallett83
See I'm originally from country Australia (we live in the suburbs now), the women here are fucking amazing.
Flexiblewarmth
Straya Cvnt
Flexiblewarmth
We got some things in common man. When she starts making astronomical amounts and you do well too does it bother you at all?
Flexiblewarmth
We been together for a long time and I can't catch up to her. At times I feel the pressure, but she says it doesn't matter. I'm proud of her
Flexiblewarmth
But it's a different model to your regular house. I'm not cut out for playing Mr Mum so well. I found it hard. Kids are tweens now so ok.
chrishallett83
Fuck no man, if I start making good money, it just means I have more to spend on her.
Flexiblewarmth
Oh sorry I mean, like when she's earling a shitload more? I do well but I can't keep up with her. It's like she beating me in this life race