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LullabyJones
#9 if I die and get to come back, I want to come back as Peapod, Bob Ross’s pocket squirrel. That would be heaven for me.
drdavessardogs
#10 Give him a Snickers, he is just Hangry, maybe it's really Justin Fields?
SpecialAgentLoliHuntress
#1 don't know who the boy is, but he has a very punchable annoying face
applesforjuice
#13 "I challenge you to a duel" "choice of weapon?" "Compliments" "a capital choice." "Thank you, I... oh I see you've dueled before!"
tyrunn
#1 I legit thought this was a gay porn meme
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
#2 #3 Just sounds like John Wick’s world from an ordinary citizen’s POV.
plasmabomb551
#11 oh hey I like this series. The constellation that returned from hell for those possibly interested. Man can train good becomes god of it
MoonRiverFrost
#5 I can't read what it is. I haven't watched it
Artichoker360
Domestic Girlfriend
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
#5 Domestic Girlfriend is on Crunchyroll
yepwatermelon
#8 Hey look! It's thinly veiled racism.
sirmixanaverageamount
#2 "You never work a day in your life, if you love your job!" - Krombopulous Michael
justhereforthemimes
#2 Gross Point Blank features an assassin with a secretary like this, kind of
MrWigglees
Quality, not quantity. That's what we are looking at here.
kaoticgirl
#7 y'all I don't even cook my grilled cheese. I just slap a slice of cold cheese between 2 slices of cheapest white bread& that's all I got.
sayessathe1st
I like a bit of mustard on my cheese sandwiches and everyone thought I was weird for both the sandwich and the mustard.
CreigerRykov
Better than the time I tried putting the cold cheese between two slices of toasted bread. That was vile.
VanZaiden
#2 just sounds like Hotline Miami
CarlottaVonSprockett
I was thinking it sounds like krombopulos michael.
CommunCreator
CarlottaVonSprockett
cyke23
#5 grant I know it’s you
blumpk1npie
#1 I even thought it was porn before I looked at the picture properly
Zuegma197777
You were a sick kid then.
fiddlemyhiddle
Same.
JackSmiles2
100%
lithium03
#5 the OP is a total banger too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YF8vecQWYs
FoxGodRecords
The ED from My Dress-Up Darling is SO spot on. It's my current anime jam: https://youtu.be/sRS8Otwbo7g
Artichoker360
That’s true
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
#1 Fun fact, Lucas (Fred) had a huge crush on John Cena at the time
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Which Fred is this, though? Fred from Scooby Doo?
ferafish
Fred is a character made by a youtuber for his channel, and someone decided it needed a terrible movie
KorbenMyManIHaveNoFire
#10 Usually when I daydream this scenario, I have super powers or amazing katana skills and a katana… or lightsaber
magicrhombus
I really don't get it. Why would I daydream about killing bears? Bears never did anything to me. Humans, on the other hand...
jherazob
Pretty much every dude daydreams the same, so when the real thing happens it's unpreparedness city
notyetadaddy
#1 no but really. I think I’ve seen this one on the hub
SlightlyDodgy
#13 is a parody of Gerald Mohr playing Philip Marlow.
praxis17
Those words mean nothing to me but I appreciate the effort
MajjieStar
#6 depressingly, I was born in that city…
NinjaHorus
Same! I love visiting every now and again.
MajjieStar
We need a Janner support group
drdavessardogs
#2 AMEX surcharges for the merchant processor are pretty high (6%?) so a lot of people do not take that card (we do not)
oskar4498
I thought of Krombopulos Michael as soon as I saw this. "Hi! Who can I kill for you today?"
detectivekagami
Ya that’s the joke, a private organization is going to *match* your security to their finances.
chrisjohnson76
Amex really sucks for vendors because they side with their customers to do chargebacks for stupid shit
chrisjohnson76
The surcharge depends on your business and never heard of 6%. 1-3 is more typical for retailers.
Merky600
I have a soft voice & I’m probably on The Spectrum. MyPA system in retail store voice going for “professional.” Result: Darth Vader.
donjuanoven
I first imagined the customer service voice being directed at the target. "Good evening! Fat Tony sends his regards!" *stab stab stab*
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
Tony Lazuto says hello.
NowhereMan313
Porque no los dos?
Drewcifer70
Generally better to push debit (cash), due to higher credit processing fees (%)
drdavessardogs
Cash is King!
DeanGulberri1
Do banks offer fraud protection if you choose debit? I had stopped using them for purchases since they were not protected like credit cards
mthrndr01
It's much less robust.
ButcherofBakersfield
some banks charge a 'pin pad fee' to the customer to use debit. the bank account that came with my college pell grant money was like that
usersayswhat
Ouch, that's a sweet racket someone bribed for
imgonnaralph
#9 Bob Ross put A squirrel in his pocket. As in singular, one, UNO, ICHI, EINS (1)! AND THE SQUIRRELS NAME IS PEAPOD!
Penelelop
I love Peapod!
SirRichardOfHead
Yksi orava!
DinoTherapy411
Hmm... Bob Ross put a squirrel in each pocket while wearing a trench coat. They were all named Peapod. This is all true.
tg2222222
Peapod the pocket squirrel. Little rascal.
hypogi
Do you think the squirrel master from HalfBaked was based on Bob Ross?
Hashbrown123
No, pretty sure that is just Tommy being himself. Dude wasn't even cast in the movie. He just showed up on set high and they went with it.
OverthoughtUnderedited
And now I want to start a Reddit for True Lies from the set of Half Baked.
FishstickPizza
a squirrel or squirrels. make up your mind.
schlockchurch
Six squirrels, each named Peapod.
justarocknroller
#8 hey, now, prog fans do this too
Amakrotol
How dare you! Your tiny brain can't even comprehend the level of skill that goes into making prog! You have low iq, we're just better! /s
NOYLL
Don't forget country fans
Feardain
As someone who listens to post rock occasionally, I feel it.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Some time ago, when I worked in a stable, I wound up punching a bear in the face... and then promptly went home and changed my pants.
LuminousViolet
Story time?
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Not much of a story, went into the part of the barn where the feed was kept, bear had gotten in through a back door, we scared each... /c
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
...other, I swung hard without thinking, there was a loud yelp & we both ran in opposite directions, went home, changed pants in the garage
FatToast
So did the bear, I imagine. He probably has a similar post on Bear Imgur.
qtRaven
#13 Which episode?
Artichoker360
The episode is Total Recall Pretty sure it’s season 11 episode 18
qtRaven
It is indeed. Thank you!
GondwanaCraton
The one in which it played.
Artichoker360
Underaged
Artichoker360
Underrated*
InsouciantSausage
ClumsyLeftistWhoDropsThings
#5 yes. That is correct. Season 2 when?
keyblader1985
The manga is a lot better, because it's just as much slice of life as romance, & the side characters get more focus. Unless the anime got /
keyblader1985
several more seasons, it would have to skip several arcs. But then again, the manga ending was straight garbage...
FoxGodRecords
Summer 2022, according to MyAmineList.
ClumsyLeftistWhoDropsThings
Helllll lol yeah
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
I can't read the name of the anime. What is it?
thelostsoul75
Domestic girlfriend is the name.
plasmabomb551
Domestic girlfriend, complete dumpster fire, and I am all for it.
ClumsyLeftistWhoDropsThings
Helllll yeah it is
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
#5 I can't read the name of the anime. What is it?
richardmackenzie18
Domestic girlfriend
justworkdamnyou
"Domestic Girlfriend" and never has a meme been more accurate.
jherazob
Full entry: https://myanimelist.net/anime/37982/Domestic_na_Kanojo
FoxGodRecords
Thanks for the warning.
eetsumkaus
That's my fucking trash right there. Rent A Girlfriend is another trashy masterpiece.
PoppaBigBear
Dot...
FoxGodRecords
But wait! Season 2 is on the way!!
Mechwarrior719
Is it… uh… scientific?
justworkdamnyou
Naw, but if you're into dumpster fires it's a fun ride. Plus the opening song is great.
jherazob
From what i see, it has some mild stuff, so i'm going with nope
eetsumkaus
The uncensored version has some spicy stuff...
eetsumkaus
There's an uncensored version around with some science, but by and large it's a trashy soap opera