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Jan 8, 2017 11:17 AM
Sumstufffofun
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AlonzoMoselyFBI
Who is Ann?
TimLippe
Move over Nick Cage, Ann Collins is a Local Treasurer!!
NotSoMuch
She maybe shouldn't have used the quotation marks.
alittletime
*$1,000,000 deposit* "thanks, I'll uh, make sure this $900,000 doesn't go to waste" "madam that's one mil-" "I know how to count to 800,000"
homosexualswans
I didn't even see her posing on the ground at the start
AspiringToBeADog
Never expected a billboard I used to see every day to pop up here.
rainmakerab
Notice her hand has gun finger
ilovefunsocks
I also do not steal and I'm pretty awesome at counting, maybe I need a career change
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I dunno if it's because of the ADHD (doctor diagnosed, don't worry) but I have difficulty counting money, but I can do math quick in my 1/2
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
head. 2/2
FleetingExplative
Ann Perkins??
SixFeetShort
Plot twist: She steals. And doesn't know how to count.
ObliviousStranger
That's exactly what a pirate would say if they were trying to hide being a pirate.
BRAD666
She Robbed the place, but only took 3 dollars because she didn't know how much it was. Fucking politicians.
NeonArlecchino
Well I hope she keeps those campaign promises!
tinkletinklelittlestar
Don't you mean "campaign promises"?
BreenW
So she has set the bar well above many Treasurers then.
SadVal
OMG This is where I grew up, Bloomington, Indiana. Coolest town in Indiana I swear.
ThatsNotWhatYoMommaSaid
Sarah Palin starting a new career?
Kayokak
Solid
cannotgetaxeout1
The hero we need!
bourbonandbaddecisions
Seems like she's over qualified.
Spackler7
Her other billboard said "I can maths"...
DinoKebab
"I wont steal" *air quotes*
shaggysmomhasgotitgoingon
She could be our next president
Indactil
Looks like Palin's sister...
longoriaisaiah
ISIS BETTER WATCH THEIR BACKS!
override367
judging by the new guy I'm fairly confident she's overqualified
IOnlyUseHashtagsSarcastically
As long as she doesn't start shooting wolves from a helicopter. Seriously, she looks kinda like Palin!
Darkspire
I read ya. *starts handing out guns to wolves*
FourOutOfFiveGreatLakesPreferMichigan
If she were local, she'd have my vote.
laura378
She's in Bloomington, IN
FourOutOfFiveGreatLakesPreferMichigan
So close yet so far.
fistermatic5000
Another comment says she lost. The last two office holders were convicted of stealing money.
FourOutOfFiveGreatLakesPreferMichigan
fistermatic5000
Funny that's exactly what I said. Word for word.