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StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
The man knows food.
TotallyNotASnail
Same thing with feed bags but most of the time I just rip the top off
SgtDefaultGN
My main man Malcolm ?
qwaszx8888
I really thought this was going to turn out to be a joke and he was gonna rip it open at the end.
floopynooples
Dude's bbq rubs are supposed to be amazing (Killer Hogs). I just ordered some from his website; seems like a nice guy.
SlimSam
Yeah, I had a cat and I didn't need Steve to tell me how to properly open a cat litter sand bag. How dumb are these people?
StealThisRepost
That man looks like he knows his way around BBQ prep, cook, and enjoyment.
WhatTheWhatTheWhatTheWhat
This guy is great. Love it when people are willing to teach others and share knowledge!
hijindc
As an Asian that have opened thousands of rice bags, you just tend to learn on your own
AnythingMuchShorter
The guy in the video overexplained this so much I thought it was going to be some sort of joke. It's not that hard.
4TheSDMB2C
Rice bags are NASA level engineering. I've yet to throw 1 out after only using it for rice, they're great for carrying or storing things.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
His vid on sweet porkbelly burnt ends looked so sinfully delicious that I literally teared up. How to BBQ Right, folks. Honey for the money!
QueefLover69
That's Malcolm from how to BBQ right on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/howtobbqright
LobsterBandito
v Taste the meat, not the heat!
Thristen
Charcoal gives meat the taste of wood!
wafflehugs
Malcolm Reed is the man
londonhome
Well Yee Fuckin Haw
Braveemink
Let's get to cooking!
droidgee
I was today years old when I learned this. OTOH, cutting open works fine too.
RobWalter
His YouTube page, HowtoBBQRight, is awesome. Check it out
TrapsAreIllegal
Rice bags have the same. It has never worked for me. Ever
Dinos91
How to open that specific bag of charcoal. Kingsford just tears right off, no string removal needed
blahblahsomeusername
Now do a potato sack
MyPseudoIsAlduinSkyrimStoleItFromMe
It's the same
HeadlessNorseman
Thats "How to bbq right" right there.
ronNhyde
It bothers me I can only get this to work about 1/3 of the time. Which goddam string do I pull again?
scottsinflavortown
I'll still fuck it up and cut it open with scissors
JoSTL15
I just never want the entire top open, just 1/4 or 1/2.
allibaster12
HowtoBBQRight on YouTube. Super friendly dude and has taught me how to do almost every smoke I do. Highly recommend if you're into it.
1CDiaz
He has a good YouTube channel
dontjudgethelurker
HellsHegemony
Super helpful, but how will you be able to show off your expensive pocket knife.
Clayman8
Eat the bbq using only the knife, duh. What are you, some sort of savage to use hands or forks?
DrDoctorpus
Pocket knife? I've just been setting the whole bag on fire
Ryebread91
Yeah I like using my knife.
LeutAldoRaine
I use my super expensive knife that I haven't sharpened in 5 years to demonstrate my hacking abilities.
transference
Who cares about the knife? I’d rather demonstrate that I’m a mf wizard
PolarbearsToenails
Check out my new Benchmade edc, brah
Grunni
https://youtu.be/YAD0a6wWFrI
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Stabbing someone is still an effective method, no.
midnightfoal42
By saying "That's not a knife! THIS is a knife!"
Idontneedrealfacts
stab someone, turns a cookout into a party
eepee
I'll just use my more expensive pocket shotgun
snatchingbabies
HOLY FUCK I JUST LOOKED THAT UP HOW IS THAT REAL
chestbroman
I see you're a man of culture as well
thevortexmaster
I just rip it and use pieces of the bag to start my charcoal chimney. By then end I'm out of charcoal and bag
steviEa
Expensive?
Harambro42
Show off your pocket knife when you cut into the meat to see if its ready!
mattEice
By posting it in usersub so everyone gets a chance to see it and downvote it. Works for sneakers, too.
waitdoyounot
Ketheres
I use a lighter to burn it open
MrSmilingDeath
You mean my "expensive" gas station case knife?
TwoSpeedTony
j0lt78
Hi, I'm Malcolm Reed and welcome to How to BBQ Right...
bdawg468
I thought he was going to open with that.
usiris
Someone knows whats up
Malcolm Reed is trying to make me fat.
tigerguy43
Malcolm can cook it up! Howtobbqright.com
TimUniac
I don’t know why, but I trust him completely re:BBQ
LHousePhotography
Malcolm Reed knows BBQ.
DenzelWashingtonsFlawlessSmile
Search ‘Malcolm Reed’ on Youtube. You’ll understand why you trust him.
Jaqdakloun
It's the beard, that's a good guy beard.
Happinessisawarmmeme
I’ve watched his channel for all my smoked meat needs.
JoeT85
I'm going to have to rethink everything I thought I knew
[deleted]
Not what I was getting at, but cool.
BrazilianThunderPanda
Sausage fingers = Good grill sausage
Darkklown14
Watch his videos: HowtoBBQRight on YouTube. So awesome and good
CentralScrewTinizer
Never trust a skinny chef
AreYouPlayingTHEGame
It’s so fucking weird... I was about to say the same thing! I like this guy, and I have no idea who he is.
UofLcardsFan
Malcom Reed, HowToBBQRight.com
I think it’s his voice? Yeah yeah, big guy, bbq shirt... but he has a voice that I think I’d trust about anything somewhat country from.
Iamdarkwingduck
He's got a great YouTube channel How to BBQ right.. highly recommend his ribs, brisket, pulled pork
maeby331
He looks & acts like my dad, so yeah, I automatically feel inclined to trust him.
cronkey
I like how he says "pro-fessional" like it's two words.
UnrustleYerJimmies
Me too ^_^ I love noticing little differences in spoken language. It's the primary reason I like watching Swamp People ☺
He looks like he could stand to know a bit less about BBQ and a bit more about jogging.
OlderWiser
I’ll bet he knows to stay away from Portland and Seattle.
I'm not sure where you're going with that, but OK.
RTG31
Well his T shirt has a few hints
dazzle8124
He has a YouTube channel called how to bbq right
Girapple
I've been watching him on YouTube for a long time now, he's a great wealth of knowledge for mastering the smoker.
Biggie18
I've gotten so many tips from this dude's vlog and YouTube stuff!
https://www.youtube.com/c/howtobbqright
thatpatguy
I tried making his bbq pull pork spaghetti once...
StingyCookieLord
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From this day fourth. I shall dub thee. Link man. Thank you for your service
abdizeer
thisisharderthaniknew
totallyspambox
I’m sorry, is this news? Did people not know this? I’m not being an ass, I’m serious. I thought this was common knowledge.
necrojoe
I've seen people do it, but somehow seem to never pull on the string the right way, as it never pulls out.
Cloud423
Does the bag have instructions on it?
MontequillaTheLastofTheMeheecans
Aren't the bags of dog food the same, can't believe people honestly use scissors and knives to open these lol.
ntzrmtthihu777
Honestly I learned this from bags of chicken feed. They're 'sealed?' the same way.
Kirah32
awesomeo2022
You need to understand common sense isn't as common in the world. Side not: most large bags of rice open like this too.
LittleMathCat
Yeah, our horse feed comes like this and even includes instructions on how you should open the bag. Super simple.
Mayzowl
50 pound bags of flour also come like this, as well as bulk sesame, sunflower, and poppy seeds :D
hackmonkey
If the internet has demonstrated anything conclusively, it is that common knowledge ain't that common.
Iamathighman
Just like every feed bag for a hundred years.
Rum0r
I thought that was the normal way. Always looked like a clear "pull tab" design imo.
PangolinBan
The kitty litter bags I get look like they open the same way and probably should open the same way, but they don’t. Gave me trust issues.
spongebobmingepants
Being irish thats how the big bags of spuds from the shops comes .always knew this!!
JustaDick
How to tell whether someone grew up opening feed bags
Or works in a bakery.
SeeMyVests
Or dog food, cat food, cat litter...this design was everywhere in my childhood
ericDFish
I grew up not knowing it: my dad just ripped it open. Somebody later in life showed me and it was like magic.
ScrewHavinAUsername
Nope, never occurred to me, always cut it open... but then again, I’ve maybe opened 2 bags of coal in my life
theoutdoorrageous
Right. My thoughts exactly
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
I was going to say... Octopuses can find the easiest way to open a glass jar...
w00tberrypie
I thought it was as well, at least it's how I'd always been opening them. But apparently not as common as we thought.
Skizzlesnap
The giant bags of dog food I buy are the same. But I’m with you. I thought this was common knowledge.
That’s how I first learned.
YouSignedTheGodDamnedContract
The thing turns into a shit fest every time I pull the string. I just cut the damm thing without even bothering to try the string now
Graybacks
Saaaaaameee
EvilBilbo
Thank you. I knew this was the design, but the string has never pulled cleanly for me.
Prob pulling the wrong side :/
aimstarcandy101
I’m glad you have your life together I hope to be more like you
Wait now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. My life is a disarray.
Takethejump
So much common sense/knowledge is not as common as you'd think.
AzgarOgly
Lots of people know that, but just don't bother with that string.
StellaZaFella
I didn’t. I never used charcoal, I prefer clean burning propane. I had this issue with pet food. I think it’s something experienced 1/?
people assume everyone else knows so they don’t realize that it might be helpful to tell people. 2/2
Farm kids everywhere: v
Cowgirlvampire
thats how every bag of horse and dog feed is for me.
jorynagel
Lol, I thought this was obvious until I realized I had been opening grain bags my entire life.
NBbubblegum
Same
FISHonmydish
Eh, if you carry a pocket knife you can just gut the bag if need be, more fun too.
jedderrick
That’s what I was thinking too!
thatsakillergripbro
Plants versus Zombies movie is looking pretty sick!
Ulthirm
This is an example of why getting pissy and angry at someone for not doing something you think is common sense is poor etiquette. Its
really easy for us to confuse local common knowledge as global common knowledge, or even just knowledge among friends, as many folk do tend
to just make friends of a particular type and may trick themselves that way as well. Its not so common, particularly among places where
natural gas is so common it actually can cause issues with buildings incidentally built above a pocket.
And we dont close dog food this way, or really anything else. Its all an aluminum band with a staple at both ends. You pull out the staple
Nerfgunner
RIP the bag open, roll up the remainder bag like a man, store under your car to shield from rain.
pooleus
^This guy knows what's up
I try it everytime but it never seems to cooperate
Litlikejoanofarc
yes. It worked a couple of times for me and then pfft, never again. I cut it now to save not frustrating last brain cells into leaving.
I use the bag for pieces of paper to light my charcoal chimney so just rip it regardless
realrealluckless
It is only common knowledge once you've learned it... Smelting iron ore isn't exactly 'new' or complex, but how many know how to do that?
labyrinthconvention
in the smelter
I.. I have no words.
pmichaelkelley
Thats five words right there. Although two are the same
haha
DanFranzen
More like "I have no polysyllabic words," amiright?
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
The man knows food.
TotallyNotASnail
Same thing with feed bags but most of the time I just rip the top off
SgtDefaultGN
My main man Malcolm ?
qwaszx8888
I really thought this was going to turn out to be a joke and he was gonna rip it open at the end.
floopynooples
Dude's bbq rubs are supposed to be amazing (Killer Hogs). I just ordered some from his website; seems like a nice guy.
SlimSam
Yeah, I had a cat and I didn't need Steve to tell me how to properly open a cat litter sand bag. How dumb are these people?
StealThisRepost
That man looks like he knows his way around BBQ prep, cook, and enjoyment.
WhatTheWhatTheWhatTheWhat
This guy is great. Love it when people are willing to teach others and share knowledge!
hijindc
As an Asian that have opened thousands of rice bags, you just tend to learn on your own
AnythingMuchShorter
The guy in the video overexplained this so much I thought it was going to be some sort of joke. It's not that hard.
4TheSDMB2C
Rice bags are NASA level engineering. I've yet to throw 1 out after only using it for rice, they're great for carrying or storing things.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
His vid on sweet porkbelly burnt ends looked so sinfully delicious that I literally teared up. How to BBQ Right, folks. Honey for the money!
QueefLover69
That's Malcolm from how to BBQ right on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/howtobbqright
LobsterBandito
Thristen
Charcoal gives meat the taste of wood!
wafflehugs
Malcolm Reed is the man
londonhome
Well Yee Fuckin Haw
Braveemink
Let's get to cooking!
droidgee
I was today years old when I learned this. OTOH, cutting open works fine too.
RobWalter
His YouTube page, HowtoBBQRight, is awesome. Check it out
TrapsAreIllegal
Rice bags have the same. It has never worked for me. Ever
Dinos91
How to open that specific bag of charcoal. Kingsford just tears right off, no string removal needed
blahblahsomeusername
Now do a potato sack
MyPseudoIsAlduinSkyrimStoleItFromMe
It's the same
HeadlessNorseman
Thats "How to bbq right" right there.
ronNhyde
It bothers me I can only get this to work about 1/3 of the time. Which goddam string do I pull again?
scottsinflavortown
I'll still fuck it up and cut it open with scissors
JoSTL15
I just never want the entire top open, just 1/4 or 1/2.
allibaster12
HowtoBBQRight on YouTube. Super friendly dude and has taught me how to do almost every smoke I do. Highly recommend if you're into it.
1CDiaz
He has a good YouTube channel
dontjudgethelurker
HellsHegemony
Super helpful, but how will you be able to show off your expensive pocket knife.
Clayman8
Eat the bbq using only the knife, duh. What are you, some sort of savage to use hands or forks?
DrDoctorpus
Pocket knife? I've just been setting the whole bag on fire
Ryebread91
Yeah I like using my knife.
LeutAldoRaine
I use my super expensive knife that I haven't sharpened in 5 years to demonstrate my hacking abilities.
transference
Who cares about the knife? I’d rather demonstrate that I’m a mf wizard
PolarbearsToenails
Check out my new Benchmade edc, brah
Grunni
https://youtu.be/YAD0a6wWFrI
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Stabbing someone is still an effective method, no.
midnightfoal42
By saying "That's not a knife! THIS is a knife!"
Idontneedrealfacts
stab someone, turns a cookout into a party
eepee
I'll just use my more expensive pocket shotgun
snatchingbabies
HOLY FUCK I JUST LOOKED THAT UP HOW IS THAT REAL
chestbroman
I see you're a man of culture as well
thevortexmaster
I just rip it and use pieces of the bag to start my charcoal chimney. By then end I'm out of charcoal and bag
steviEa
Expensive?
Harambro42
Show off your pocket knife when you cut into the meat to see if its ready!
mattEice
By posting it in usersub so everyone gets a chance to see it and downvote it. Works for sneakers, too.
waitdoyounot
Ketheres
I use a lighter to burn it open
MrSmilingDeath
You mean my "expensive" gas station case knife?
TwoSpeedTony
j0lt78
Hi, I'm Malcolm Reed and welcome to How to BBQ Right...
bdawg468
I thought he was going to open with that.
usiris
Someone knows whats up
j0lt78
Malcolm Reed is trying to make me fat.
tigerguy43
Malcolm can cook it up! Howtobbqright.com
TimUniac
I don’t know why, but I trust him completely re:BBQ
LHousePhotography
Malcolm Reed knows BBQ.
DenzelWashingtonsFlawlessSmile
Search ‘Malcolm Reed’ on Youtube. You’ll understand why you trust him.
Jaqdakloun
It's the beard, that's a good guy beard.
Happinessisawarmmeme
I’ve watched his channel for all my smoked meat needs.
JoeT85
I'm going to have to rethink everything I thought I knew
[deleted]
[deleted]
TimUniac
Not what I was getting at, but cool.
BrazilianThunderPanda
Sausage fingers = Good grill sausage
Darkklown14
Watch his videos: HowtoBBQRight on YouTube. So awesome and good
CentralScrewTinizer
Never trust a skinny chef
AreYouPlayingTHEGame
It’s so fucking weird... I was about to say the same thing! I like this guy, and I have no idea who he is.
UofLcardsFan
Malcom Reed, HowToBBQRight.com
TimUniac
I think it’s his voice? Yeah yeah, big guy, bbq shirt... but he has a voice that I think I’d trust about anything somewhat country from.
Iamdarkwingduck
He's got a great YouTube channel How to BBQ right.. highly recommend his ribs, brisket, pulled pork
maeby331
He looks & acts like my dad, so yeah, I automatically feel inclined to trust him.
cronkey
I like how he says "pro-fessional" like it's two words.
UnrustleYerJimmies
Me too ^_^ I love noticing little differences in spoken language. It's the primary reason I like watching Swamp People ☺
AnythingMuchShorter
He looks like he could stand to know a bit less about BBQ and a bit more about jogging.
OlderWiser
I’ll bet he knows to stay away from Portland and Seattle.
AnythingMuchShorter
I'm not sure where you're going with that, but OK.
RTG31
Well his T shirt has a few hints
dazzle8124
He has a YouTube channel called how to bbq right
Girapple
I've been watching him on YouTube for a long time now, he's a great wealth of knowledge for mastering the smoker.
Biggie18
I've gotten so many tips from this dude's vlog and YouTube stuff!
TimUniac
https://www.youtube.com/c/howtobbqright
thatpatguy
I tried making his bbq pull pork spaghetti once...
StingyCookieLord
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dazzle8124
From this day fourth. I shall dub thee. Link man. Thank you for your service
abdizeer
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thisisharderthaniknew
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totallyspambox
I’m sorry, is this news? Did people not know this? I’m not being an ass, I’m serious. I thought this was common knowledge.
necrojoe
I've seen people do it, but somehow seem to never pull on the string the right way, as it never pulls out.
Cloud423
Does the bag have instructions on it?
MontequillaTheLastofTheMeheecans
Aren't the bags of dog food the same, can't believe people honestly use scissors and knives to open these lol.
ntzrmtthihu777
Honestly I learned this from bags of chicken feed. They're 'sealed?' the same way.
Kirah32
awesomeo2022
You need to understand common sense isn't as common in the world. Side not: most large bags of rice open like this too.
LittleMathCat
Yeah, our horse feed comes like this and even includes instructions on how you should open the bag. Super simple.
Mayzowl
50 pound bags of flour also come like this, as well as bulk sesame, sunflower, and poppy seeds :D
hackmonkey
If the internet has demonstrated anything conclusively, it is that common knowledge ain't that common.
Iamathighman
Just like every feed bag for a hundred years.
Rum0r
I thought that was the normal way. Always looked like a clear "pull tab" design imo.
PangolinBan
The kitty litter bags I get look like they open the same way and probably should open the same way, but they don’t. Gave me trust issues.
spongebobmingepants
Being irish thats how the big bags of spuds from the shops comes .always knew this!!
JustaDick
How to tell whether someone grew up opening feed bags
Mayzowl
Or works in a bakery.
SeeMyVests
Or dog food, cat food, cat litter...this design was everywhere in my childhood
ericDFish
I grew up not knowing it: my dad just ripped it open. Somebody later in life showed me and it was like magic.
ScrewHavinAUsername
Nope, never occurred to me, always cut it open... but then again, I’ve maybe opened 2 bags of coal in my life
theoutdoorrageous
Right. My thoughts exactly
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
I was going to say... Octopuses can find the easiest way to open a glass jar...
w00tberrypie
I thought it was as well, at least it's how I'd always been opening them. But apparently not as common as we thought.
Skizzlesnap
The giant bags of dog food I buy are the same. But I’m with you. I thought this was common knowledge.
totallyspambox
That’s how I first learned.
YouSignedTheGodDamnedContract
The thing turns into a shit fest every time I pull the string. I just cut the damm thing without even bothering to try the string now
Graybacks
Saaaaaameee
EvilBilbo
Thank you. I knew this was the design, but the string has never pulled cleanly for me.
theoutdoorrageous
Prob pulling the wrong side :/
aimstarcandy101
I’m glad you have your life together I hope to be more like you
totallyspambox
Wait now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. My life is a disarray.
Takethejump
So much common sense/knowledge is not as common as you'd think.
AzgarOgly
Lots of people know that, but just don't bother with that string.
StellaZaFella
I didn’t. I never used charcoal, I prefer clean burning propane. I had this issue with pet food. I think it’s something experienced 1/?
StellaZaFella
people assume everyone else knows so they don’t realize that it might be helpful to tell people. 2/2
BrazilianThunderPanda
Farm kids everywhere:
v
Cowgirlvampire
thats how every bag of horse and dog feed is for me.
jorynagel
Lol, I thought this was obvious until I realized I had been opening grain bags my entire life.
NBbubblegum
Same
FISHonmydish
Eh, if you carry a pocket knife you can just gut the bag if need be, more fun too.
jedderrick
That’s what I was thinking too!
thatsakillergripbro
Plants versus Zombies movie is looking pretty sick!
Ulthirm
This is an example of why getting pissy and angry at someone for not doing something you think is common sense is poor etiquette. Its
Ulthirm
really easy for us to confuse local common knowledge as global common knowledge, or even just knowledge among friends, as many folk do tend
Ulthirm
to just make friends of a particular type and may trick themselves that way as well. Its not so common, particularly among places where
Ulthirm
natural gas is so common it actually can cause issues with buildings incidentally built above a pocket.
Ulthirm
And we dont close dog food this way, or really anything else. Its all an aluminum band with a staple at both ends. You pull out the staple
Nerfgunner
RIP the bag open, roll up the remainder bag like a man, store under your car to shield from rain.
pooleus
^This guy knows what's up
thevortexmaster
I try it everytime but it never seems to cooperate
Litlikejoanofarc
yes. It worked a couple of times for me and then pfft, never again. I cut it now to save not frustrating last brain cells into leaving.
thevortexmaster
I use the bag for pieces of paper to light my charcoal chimney so just rip it regardless
realrealluckless
It is only common knowledge once you've learned it... Smelting iron ore isn't exactly 'new' or complex, but how many know how to do that?
labyrinthconvention
in the smelter
totallyspambox
I.. I have no words.
pmichaelkelley
Thats five words right there. Although two are the same
Litlikejoanofarc
haha
DanFranzen
More like "I have no polysyllabic words," amiright?