oh man, i have to re-watch the entire show at this age.

Jun 14, 2016 10:44 PM

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That's the abridged version, just so everyone knows.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see a great many use for "internal screaming"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I DRANK ALL THE WATER!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TFS!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm having a really shit day, and this was the first thing to make me smile. Thanks for the post, mate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No no. The funniest moment was when Trunks told Goku that Bulma and Vegeta were his parents and Goku falls backwards laughing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's in DBZ Abridged not the original

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sexual scenes in DragonBall and DragonBall Z are endless. This show is pure gold

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is from TFS

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

youtriedtohavesexwithyoursonbye

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have an ad saying "This is why we vote leave" referring to England in the EU and it mad me laugh so hard seeing it straight after this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Which game was this. It was one of the Budokai Tenkaichis right because I've played them loads but I never saw this looped. It's amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He had the best moments in the show. "The nightmare is over Cell! DIE!", "If they set that android free it'll be the end of all of us! NOO!"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh my god I solicited my son for sex.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*Piccolo laughs his ass off*

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thank you for not making these 2-second .gifs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what, all of you better duck because I'm about to turn left and I don't wanna smack you with my dick.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is my notification ring tone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have risen above and become a legend, a legend that you fear... I've become a super sayan...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No. Nonono no...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have we been here before? I feel like we've been here before.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

DODGE

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Dammit Pavlov

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Muffin Button.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What? I didn't install a muffin button?!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Huh. Then where'd I get this muffin?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tien's moment of pure rage against Cell will always be my favorite moment of DBZA.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Ki-ko-fuck yourself!"

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

When she fibds out he's her son is one of the best moments on the show.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

"Oh my God I solicited my son for sex"

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Why didn't you tell me!?" "Because it's hilarious!"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's airing right now in Mexico... actually it has been airing more or less continually for more than fifteen years now...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was in Mexico City in Feb w/ my best friend (we met online 15 yrs ago bc of DBZ). We walked in a restaurant and it was playing. Perfecto!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I have the last Hetap?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nope, Krillin took it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he ded

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm watching it in full for the first time now and it's the best decision I ever made.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is this dragon ball or dragon ball z ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DBZ and then DB

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're seriously wanting to rewatch it, get DBZ Kai. If you want to rewatch it and laugh your ass off, watch DBZ Abridged.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Fuck kai. Hate that they changed all the lines and gohans voice is awful. And Sabbet's voices are all sounding the same now.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DBZ Kai is fucking awful. DBZA's movkery of it is hilarious, though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why not DBZ Kai abridged?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yar! I'm King Kai. You now know the Spirit Bomb and the Kao Ken. F*** off, shut up Bojack.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I strongly recommend against Kai. I can't watch DBZ without Bruce Faulconer.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I made it through Kai for a bit and was pumped for my favorite, Android #18. They fucked up her voice. So bad.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love that the blu rays include Bruce Faulconer's music. youtube dbz doesnt have it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bruce Faulconer has like 3 good songs imo

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just like that it's really condensed and the dialogue/translations are updated. I prefer the Funimation background music, though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never liked his music. Kai allows me to enjoy Dragon Ball without fillers and without Bruce. Both good things to me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 429 Dislikes 0

What a terrible place for a freeze frame.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am an adult

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This never fail to make me laugh like an idiot. +1.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I... need an adult?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I am an adult

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Virginia! playing with little boys in spandex again I see.

9 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

yes

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YOU AM NOT SUPER SAND

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

They should've renamed Goku to Geico

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kah-kuh-carrot cake.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I AM REAL SUPER SAND

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Huh? Super pooperscooper are only a lergend

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I ARE TEH SUPUR SAIND LESBIAN

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The cake was delicious!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did she really say that or is it another parody episode.

9 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

Parody. But DBZ Abridged really is the best version.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She didn't say it in an official episode but she did check him out and find him attractive before finding out he was her son from the future

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

The abridged series is better than canon.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I accept tfs as official dbz canon tbh

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Did YOU really just say that?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Apparently I did.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

DBZ Abridged on YouTube. No exaggeration, it's so good some fans accept it as canon.

9 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 4

That's because its an improvment over the original DBZ

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I have declared it as my cannon.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

DBZA is now officially cannon.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

All these squares make a circle

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Bitches love canons

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Because its made by fans.

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

DBZA is absolutely fantastic.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Can't really agree to that. Don't enjoy DBZA, but I love DBZ.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 13

Why is this down voted? It's an op opinion. I like it but this guy don't but that doesn't make it bad not to.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvoted. I want to see an abridged non parody of the Funimation dub.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

how come?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I agree with BlazeHeatsin. DBZA is just massive cringe, in my opinion.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

how come?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Seems funny I'll check it out.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just letting you know, the audio isn't the best in the earlier episodes. If I remember right, it started back in 2007 or around then.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Almost ten years? Are they done with the series?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're just now getting to the Cell Games. They're newer stuff can get complicated with editing, as well as occasional copy right claim.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are just before the Cell games right now. They release episodes every few months. They take their time and go for quality.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 565 Dislikes 3

Hey, how'd Jabba get into the Dragon Ball universe?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Nanananananananana Dende! Dende! Naaaaaaaaaaail

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*hk-PTOO* clean that uuUUUP!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can I call you guru for short?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I'll allow it

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

thanks for getting the referance

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Those fuckers need to start putting more episodes or dog treats will fly

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nnnnnnnaaaaaaaiiiiillll!

9 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

Yes Guru ????

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saw a bird.... kick its ass

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick it's ass.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

NNNNNNNNAAAAAAIIIIIILLLLL! I have an iiiiiiiiiitch that I can not reeeach.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass chee... Nail. There is an albino Namekian standing behind you. Kill it like the rest.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Guru is easily the best part of abridged

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Nah man Popo is best

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How do I work the Dragon Balls?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

First you gotta cup 'em...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

have you tried working the shaft?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

One of my favorite lines in the entire series

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Booby Bomb! That is my favorite line from abridged.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The thought of Vegeta and Goku banging Bulma and Chichi always made me cringe.. even as a kid.. I first watched that show in 1996 I was 14

9 years ago | Likes 206 Dislikes 4

1982 REPRESENT FTW

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why does it make you cringe?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was five.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was -2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

-3, hi relatively new adult!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hello if you need an adult....you might want to look somewhere else but I can technically suffice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was born that year

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goku banging Chichi, either involves the strongest roofies ever created by Master Roshi or "special training"

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

The kind of fucking that made her need to wear a harness through pregnancy, else Gohan would've just fallen out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sensu beans

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ohh man! If could find my teenage, erotic, Vegita/Bulma fanfiction.. that shit will make you cringe.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

My nigga.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

POST IT NOW!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm just trying to figure out how the whole Vegeta/Bulma thing works? I mean that guy is permanently pissed off at everything!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

She was a bit of a bitch too. I bet it's one of those call each other names while getting closer then being all over each other kinda things

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

90's studio audience gradually increases the magnitude of it's "Wooooooooooo"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honestly in a show with shitty pairings they at least had good chemistry, even if it was constantly fighting. Chichi and Goku however...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nah goku and chichi were great together in Dragon Ball now in z on the other hand thats a no

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It makes sense though, in Z they were married.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Problem is that Z is the culmination of their relationship and it truly went into the shitter then. ): I love DB Chichi/Goku but (1/)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

there's just NO chemistry in Z. It's like Toriyama forgot everything that made them good to begin with. (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

fun fact: in mexico chichi´s name was changed into ¨Milk¨because chichi means boob here lol

9 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 0

No mames, cabrón

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It (sometimes) means the same thing over there, believe it or not

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It means tit, more specifically

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chichi is slang for Boobs in Japanese

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It means tit, more specifically

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't milk used as a euphemism for semen in Mexico?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

At least where I live in Spain for some people "chichi" means pussy so...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And they only changed it to Chi-Chi

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bulma's daughter is literally named Bra

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're all underwear. Bulma is just an Engrish form of "bloomers".

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fun fact, almost every character is named after food stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or underpants

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Goku's family, Bulma's family is underwear

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But Ginyu is "milk", so what is he called there?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well milk means leche here. Kind of an odd name lol

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Basically all DBZ names are random foods/objects

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And there's more! Bulma meaning bloomers, her son is Trunks, her daughter is Bra. Dr. Brief is her father. Bulma's sister is Tights.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

and the milk comes from the chichis so apparently no creativity was displayed there haha

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

lost it at the milk comes from the chichis +1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Take a look at the characters names to begin with - Goku (Kakarot) (Carrot), Vegeta (Vegetable), Piccolo (Pickle), Broly (Broccoli)

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But milk is so... Blunt. "Hi my name is MILK."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair, the name Chichi means milk.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hi my name is Rice" -Gohan

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but chichi is slang for boobs, and the show was considered "for kids," so they had to make sure it didn't have sexually explicit words.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0