Jun 14, 2016 10:44 PM
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TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
DragonLordG
That's the abridged version, just so everyone knows.
TwoPlyGaming
I see a great many use for "internal screaming"
DarkWhiteWolf
I DRANK ALL THE WATER!
MadaPacMeMan
TFS!
ButterscotchSquats
I'm having a really shit day, and this was the first thing to make me smile. Thanks for the post, mate
Stoneheart09
No no. The funniest moment was when Trunks told Goku that Bulma and Vegeta were his parents and Goku falls backwards laughing.
RedFlash70
It's in DBZ Abridged not the original
aguyorperson
The sexual scenes in DragonBall and DragonBall Z are endless. This show is pure gold
Trubbish
this is from TFS
PizzaWolf
youtriedtohavesexwithyoursonbye
CursedWulf
I have an ad saying "This is why we vote leave" referring to England in the EU and it mad me laugh so hard seeing it straight after this.
Yprox5
Which game was this. It was one of the Budokai Tenkaichis right because I've played them loads but I never saw this looped. It's amazing.
JumperX
He had the best moments in the show. "The nightmare is over Cell! DIE!", "If they set that android free it'll be the end of all of us! NOO!"
Rejukem
Oh my god I solicited my son for sex.
fairybug
*Piccolo laughs his ass off*
motorwaffle
Thank you for not making these 2-second .gifs.
GhostRider5289
You know what, all of you better duck because I'm about to turn left and I don't wanna smack you with my dick.
jotinpro
This is my notification ring tone.
SonOfSanguinus
I have risen above and become a legend, a legend that you fear... I've become a super sayan...
DukeDark
No. Nonono no...
Have we been here before? I feel like we've been here before.
CorneliusCornwall
DODGE
GunsmithNoob
Dammit Pavlov
GingeraffeTW
Muffin Button.
What? I didn't install a muffin button?!
Huh. Then where'd I get this muffin?
wintersoldieramc
Tien's moment of pure rage against Cell will always be my favorite moment of DBZA.
"Ki-ko-fuck yourself!"
Darx94
When she fibds out he's her son is one of the best moments on the show.
VSGH
"Oh my God I solicited my son for sex"
rollilolli
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Why didn't you tell me!?" "Because it's hilarious!"
Cabronmalisimo
It's airing right now in Mexico... actually it has been airing more or less continually for more than fifteen years now...
skwr09
I was in Mexico City in Feb w/ my best friend (we met online 15 yrs ago bc of DBZ). We walked in a restaurant and it was playing. Perfecto!
lokishadowgirl
Can I have the last Hetap?
Nope, Krillin took it.
he ded
playkill
I'm watching it in full for the first time now and it's the best decision I ever made.
Imblr
Is this dragon ball or dragon ball z ?
DBZ and then DB
FrogPaste
If you're seriously wanting to rewatch it, get DBZ Kai. If you want to rewatch it and laugh your ass off, watch DBZ Abridged.
Fuck kai. Hate that they changed all the lines and gohans voice is awful. And Sabbet's voices are all sounding the same now.
DBZ Kai is fucking awful. DBZA's movkery of it is hilarious, though.
Why not DBZ Kai abridged?
FrankBrayman
Yar! I'm King Kai. You now know the Spirit Bomb and the Kao Ken. F*** off, shut up Bojack.
I strongly recommend against Kai. I can't watch DBZ without Bruce Faulconer.
Doodleyduds
I made it through Kai for a bit and was pumped for my favorite, Android #18. They fucked up her voice. So bad.
I love that the blu rays include Bruce Faulconer's music. youtube dbz doesnt have it.
Bruce Faulconer has like 3 good songs imo
I just like that it's really condensed and the dialogue/translations are updated. I prefer the Funimation background music, though.
ellert0
I never liked his music. Kai allows me to enjoy Dragon Ball without fillers and without Bruce. Both good things to me.
williamth3great
mordaedil
What a terrible place for a freeze frame.
Mooboy2000
I am an adult
ElGalloDeOro
Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier
ADisturbedOne
This never fail to make me laugh like an idiot. +1.
prodigouspotato
I... need an adult?
imreallyreallybadatnames
Horn1127
Virginia! playing with little boys in spandex again I see.
Arid
yes
dontttakemycake
YOU AM NOT SUPER SAND
fireor12
They should've renamed Goku to Geico
2Shakez
Kah-kuh-carrot cake.
LordSerifos
I AM REAL SUPER SAND
LOOKATTHISNETTHATIJUSTFOUND
Huh? Super pooperscooper are only a lergend
PartiallyFormated
I ARE TEH SUPUR SAIND LESBIAN
TheSkeletonWar
The cake was delicious!
iHveNoCleverName
Did she really say that or is it another parody episode.
ChaosLierLen637
Parody. But DBZ Abridged really is the best version.
SweetJackal
She didn't say it in an official episode but she did check him out and find him attractive before finding out he was her son from the future
imnotsorry123
The abridged series is better than canon.
StarwarsGuy
I accept tfs as official dbz canon tbh
GamiCross
Did YOU really just say that?
Apparently I did.
DBZ Abridged on YouTube. No exaggeration, it's so good some fans accept it as canon.
PandraPierva
That's because its an improvment over the original DBZ
Cansinth
I have declared it as my cannon.
ThatOneDemon
DBZA is now officially cannon.
devarian
All these squares make a circle
dankdarkness
Bitches love canons
Because its made by fans.
OutdoorHuman
DBZA is absolutely fantastic.
BlazeHeatsin
Can't really agree to that. Don't enjoy DBZA, but I love DBZ.
ItWasNothinButGarlic
Why is this down voted? It's an op opinion. I like it but this guy don't but that doesn't make it bad not to.
FK86
Upvoted. I want to see an abridged non parody of the Funimation dub.
youmoron
how come?
I agree with BlazeHeatsin. DBZA is just massive cringe, in my opinion.
Seems funny I'll check it out.
ChickenOverLord
Just letting you know, the audio isn't the best in the earlier episodes. If I remember right, it started back in 2007 or around then.
Almost ten years? Are they done with the series?
They're just now getting to the Cell Games. They're newer stuff can get complicated with editing, as well as occasional copy right claim.
melpiddy
They are just before the Cell games right now. They release episodes every few months. They take their time and go for quality.
KAL6
Dexilan
Hey, how'd Jabba get into the Dragon Ball universe?
lordjory
Nanananananananana Dende! Dende! Naaaaaaaaaaail
TheGoddamnDanman
*hk-PTOO* clean that uuUUUP!
Ajunadeeps
Can I call you guru for short?
anunexpectedgourney
I'll allow it
thanks for getting the referance
Those fuckers need to start putting more episodes or dog treats will fly
surgle
Nnnnnnnaaaaaaaiiiiillll!
proracing53
Yes Guru ????
fancyass
I saw a bird.... kick its ass
Boredashell
I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick it's ass.
AnExpertInThisField
NNNNNNNNAAAAAAIIIIIILLLLL! I have an iiiiiiiiiitch that I can not reeeach.
I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass chee... Nail. There is an albino Namekian standing behind you. Kill it like the rest.
mosstheboss
Guru is easily the best part of abridged
Solobolt
Nah man Popo is best
30SecondsToFail
How do I work the Dragon Balls?
First you gotta cup 'em...
have you tried working the shaft?
Redmancometh
One of my favorite lines in the entire series
DeviousFox
Booby Bomb! That is my favorite line from abridged.
http://imgur.com/y99ol1j
kingcrimsonisunderrated
The thought of Vegeta and Goku banging Bulma and Chichi always made me cringe.. even as a kid.. I first watched that show in 1996 I was 14
personsofinterest
1982 REPRESENT FTW
Schnerfle
Why does it make you cringe?
TheDogInThePicture
I was five.
DemonKiller44
I was -2
AbhorrentCasserole
-3, hi relatively new adult!
Hello if you need an adult....you might want to look somewhere else but I can technically suffice
MatticusRoss
I was born that year
JustBryan
Same here
Goku banging Chichi, either involves the strongest roofies ever created by Master Roshi or "special training"
etherbunny41
The kind of fucking that made her need to wear a harness through pregnancy, else Gohan would've just fallen out.
Ducksh
Sensu beans
Ohh man! If could find my teenage, erotic, Vegita/Bulma fanfiction.. that shit will make you cringe.
My nigga.
RavioliRavioliEndMyExistenceoli
POST IT NOW!!!!
I'm just trying to figure out how the whole Vegeta/Bulma thing works? I mean that guy is permanently pissed off at everything!
TailBiter
She was a bit of a bitch too. I bet it's one of those call each other names while getting closer then being all over each other kinda things
GoAheadAndDownvoteYouFlippingFascist
90's studio audience gradually increases the magnitude of it's "Wooooooooooo"
nyaore
Honestly in a show with shitty pairings they at least had good chemistry, even if it was constantly fighting. Chichi and Goku however...
Botatious
Nah goku and chichi were great together in Dragon Ball now in z on the other hand thats a no
StarmanUltra
It makes sense though, in Z they were married.
Problem is that Z is the culmination of their relationship and it truly went into the shitter then. ): I love DB Chichi/Goku but (1/)
there's just NO chemistry in Z. It's like Toriyama forgot everything that made them good to begin with. (2/2)
fun fact: in mexico chichi´s name was changed into ¨Milk¨because chichi means boob here lol
iwuvfood
No mames, cabrón
Shistosomiasis
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Origins_of_character_names
javer80
It (sometimes) means the same thing over there, believe it or not
LurkerModeDeactivated
It means tit, more specifically
Chichi is slang for Boobs in Japanese
iZMXi
Isn't milk used as a euphemism for semen in Mexico?
Darkova
No.
rorroverlord
At least where I live in Spain for some people "chichi" means pussy so...
alchemist23
And they only changed it to Chi-Chi
FlareonTheFalseProphet
Bulma's daughter is literally named Bra
They're all underwear. Bulma is just an Engrish form of "bloomers".
grammarfairy
Fun fact, almost every character is named after food stuff.
jdavis1186
Or underpants
HermanManly
In Goku's family, Bulma's family is underwear
luvas
But Ginyu is "milk", so what is he called there?
JapaneseStudentTadashii
Well milk means leche here. Kind of an odd name lol
MayonnaiseAndVodka
Basically all DBZ names are random foods/objects
Timushi
And there's more! Bulma meaning bloomers, her son is Trunks, her daughter is Bra. Dr. Brief is her father. Bulma's sister is Tights.
and the milk comes from the chichis so apparently no creativity was displayed there haha
lost it at the milk comes from the chichis +1
Take a look at the characters names to begin with - Goku (Kakarot) (Carrot), Vegeta (Vegetable), Piccolo (Pickle), Broly (Broccoli)
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo38/kierzandax/batman_liek_V2.jpg
But milk is so... Blunt. "Hi my name is MILK."
To be fair, the name Chichi means milk.
RAGESTARVED
"Hi my name is Rice" -Gohan
retrohellix
Yeah but chichi is slang for boobs, and the show was considered "for kids," so they had to make sure it didn't have sexually explicit words.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
DragonLordG
That's the abridged version, just so everyone knows.
TwoPlyGaming
I see a great many use for "internal screaming"
DarkWhiteWolf
I DRANK ALL THE WATER!
MadaPacMeMan
TFS!
ButterscotchSquats
I'm having a really shit day, and this was the first thing to make me smile. Thanks for the post, mate
Stoneheart09
No no. The funniest moment was when Trunks told Goku that Bulma and Vegeta were his parents and Goku falls backwards laughing.
RedFlash70
It's in DBZ Abridged not the original
aguyorperson
The sexual scenes in DragonBall and DragonBall Z are endless. This show is pure gold
Trubbish
this is from TFS
PizzaWolf
youtriedtohavesexwithyoursonbye
CursedWulf
I have an ad saying "This is why we vote leave" referring to England in the EU and it mad me laugh so hard seeing it straight after this.
Yprox5
CursedWulf
Which game was this. It was one of the Budokai Tenkaichis right because I've played them loads but I never saw this looped. It's amazing.
JumperX
He had the best moments in the show. "The nightmare is over Cell! DIE!", "If they set that android free it'll be the end of all of us! NOO!"
Rejukem
Oh my god I solicited my son for sex.
fairybug
*Piccolo laughs his ass off*
motorwaffle
Thank you for not making these 2-second .gifs.
GhostRider5289
You know what, all of you better duck because I'm about to turn left and I don't wanna smack you with my dick.
jotinpro
This is my notification ring tone.
SonOfSanguinus
I have risen above and become a legend, a legend that you fear... I've become a super sayan...
DukeDark
No. Nonono no...
fairybug
Have we been here before? I feel like we've been here before.
CorneliusCornwall
DODGE
GunsmithNoob
Dammit Pavlov
GingeraffeTW
Muffin Button.
DukeDark
What? I didn't install a muffin button?!
fairybug
Huh. Then where'd I get this muffin?
wintersoldieramc
Tien's moment of pure rage against Cell will always be my favorite moment of DBZA.
fairybug
"Ki-ko-fuck yourself!"
Darx94
When she fibds out he's her son is one of the best moments on the show.
VSGH
"Oh my God I solicited my son for sex"
rollilolli
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Why didn't you tell me!?" "Because it's hilarious!"
Cabronmalisimo
It's airing right now in Mexico... actually it has been airing more or less continually for more than fifteen years now...
skwr09
I was in Mexico City in Feb w/ my best friend (we met online 15 yrs ago bc of DBZ). We walked in a restaurant and it was playing. Perfecto!
lokishadowgirl
Can I have the last Hetap?
fairybug
Nope, Krillin took it.
lokishadowgirl
he ded
playkill
I'm watching it in full for the first time now and it's the best decision I ever made.
Imblr
Is this dragon ball or dragon ball z ?
playkill
DBZ and then DB
FrogPaste
If you're seriously wanting to rewatch it, get DBZ Kai. If you want to rewatch it and laugh your ass off, watch DBZ Abridged.
jotinpro
Fuck kai. Hate that they changed all the lines and gohans voice is awful. And Sabbet's voices are all sounding the same now.
DukeDark
DBZ Kai is fucking awful. DBZA's movkery of it is hilarious, though.
GunsmithNoob
Why not DBZ Kai abridged?
FrankBrayman
Yar! I'm King Kai. You now know the Spirit Bomb and the Kao Ken. F*** off, shut up Bojack.
JumperX
I strongly recommend against Kai. I can't watch DBZ without Bruce Faulconer.
Doodleyduds
I made it through Kai for a bit and was pumped for my favorite, Android #18. They fucked up her voice. So bad.
jotinpro
I love that the blu rays include Bruce Faulconer's music. youtube dbz doesnt have it.
Trubbish
Bruce Faulconer has like 3 good songs imo
FrogPaste
I just like that it's really condensed and the dialogue/translations are updated. I prefer the Funimation background music, though.
ellert0
I never liked his music. Kai allows me to enjoy Dragon Ball without fillers and without Bruce. Both good things to me.
williamth3great
mordaedil
What a terrible place for a freeze frame.
Mooboy2000
I am an adult
ElGalloDeOro
Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier
ADisturbedOne
This never fail to make me laugh like an idiot. +1.
prodigouspotato
I... need an adult?
imreallyreallybadatnames
I am an adult
Horn1127
Virginia! playing with little boys in spandex again I see.
Arid
yes
dontttakemycake
YOU AM NOT SUPER SAND
fireor12
They should've renamed Goku to Geico
2Shakez
Kah-kuh-carrot cake.
LordSerifos
I AM REAL SUPER SAND
LOOKATTHISNETTHATIJUSTFOUND
Huh? Super pooperscooper are only a lergend
PartiallyFormated
I ARE TEH SUPUR SAIND LESBIAN
TheSkeletonWar
The cake was delicious!
iHveNoCleverName
Did she really say that or is it another parody episode.
ChaosLierLen637
Parody. But DBZ Abridged really is the best version.
SweetJackal
She didn't say it in an official episode but she did check him out and find him attractive before finding out he was her son from the future
imnotsorry123
The abridged series is better than canon.
StarwarsGuy
I accept tfs as official dbz canon tbh
GamiCross
Did YOU really just say that?
iHveNoCleverName
Apparently I did.
FrankBrayman
DBZ Abridged on YouTube. No exaggeration, it's so good some fans accept it as canon.
PandraPierva
That's because its an improvment over the original DBZ
Cansinth
I have declared it as my cannon.
ThatOneDemon
DBZA is now officially cannon.
devarian
All these squares make a circle
dankdarkness
Bitches love canons
CorneliusCornwall
Because its made by fans.
OutdoorHuman
DBZA is absolutely fantastic.
BlazeHeatsin
Can't really agree to that. Don't enjoy DBZA, but I love DBZ.
ItWasNothinButGarlic
Why is this down voted? It's an op opinion. I like it but this guy don't but that doesn't make it bad not to.
FK86
Upvoted. I want to see an abridged non parody of the Funimation dub.
youmoron
how come?
TheSkeletonWar
I agree with BlazeHeatsin. DBZA is just massive cringe, in my opinion.
youmoron
how come?
iHveNoCleverName
Seems funny I'll check it out.
ChickenOverLord
Just letting you know, the audio isn't the best in the earlier episodes. If I remember right, it started back in 2007 or around then.
iHveNoCleverName
Almost ten years? Are they done with the series?
ChickenOverLord
They're just now getting to the Cell Games. They're newer stuff can get complicated with editing, as well as occasional copy right claim.
melpiddy
They are just before the Cell games right now. They release episodes every few months. They take their time and go for quality.
KAL6
Dexilan
Hey, how'd Jabba get into the Dragon Ball universe?
lordjory
Nanananananananana Dende! Dende! Naaaaaaaaaaail
TheGoddamnDanman
*hk-PTOO* clean that uuUUUP!
Ajunadeeps
Can I call you guru for short?
anunexpectedgourney
I'll allow it
Ajunadeeps
thanks for getting the referance
anunexpectedgourney
Those fuckers need to start putting more episodes or dog treats will fly
surgle
Nnnnnnnaaaaaaaiiiiillll!
proracing53
Yes Guru ????
fancyass
I saw a bird.... kick its ass
Boredashell
I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick it's ass.
AnExpertInThisField
NNNNNNNNAAAAAAIIIIIILLLLL! I have an iiiiiiiiiitch that I can not reeeach.
Boredashell
I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass chee... Nail. There is an albino Namekian standing behind you. Kill it like the rest.
mosstheboss
Guru is easily the best part of abridged
Solobolt
Nah man Popo is best
30SecondsToFail
How do I work the Dragon Balls?
Dexilan
First you gotta cup 'em...
KAL6
lokishadowgirl
have you tried working the shaft?
Redmancometh
One of my favorite lines in the entire series
DeviousFox
Booby Bomb! That is my favorite line from abridged.
lokishadowgirl
http://imgur.com/y99ol1j
kingcrimsonisunderrated
The thought of Vegeta and Goku banging Bulma and Chichi always made me cringe.. even as a kid.. I first watched that show in 1996 I was 14
personsofinterest
1982 REPRESENT FTW
Schnerfle
Why does it make you cringe?
TheDogInThePicture
I was five.
DemonKiller44
I was -2
AbhorrentCasserole
-3, hi relatively new adult!
DemonKiller44
Hello if you need an adult....you might want to look somewhere else but I can technically suffice
MatticusRoss
I was born that year
JustBryan
Same here
DemonKiller44
Goku banging Chichi, either involves the strongest roofies ever created by Master Roshi or "special training"
etherbunny41
The kind of fucking that made her need to wear a harness through pregnancy, else Gohan would've just fallen out.
Ducksh
Sensu beans
Cansinth
Ohh man! If could find my teenage, erotic, Vegita/Bulma fanfiction.. that shit will make you cringe.
DukeDark
My nigga.
RavioliRavioliEndMyExistenceoli
POST IT NOW!!!!
Stoneheart09
I'm just trying to figure out how the whole Vegeta/Bulma thing works? I mean that guy is permanently pissed off at everything!
TailBiter
She was a bit of a bitch too. I bet it's one of those call each other names while getting closer then being all over each other kinda things
GoAheadAndDownvoteYouFlippingFascist
90's studio audience gradually increases the magnitude of it's "Wooooooooooo"
nyaore
Honestly in a show with shitty pairings they at least had good chemistry, even if it was constantly fighting. Chichi and Goku however...
Botatious
Nah goku and chichi were great together in Dragon Ball now in z on the other hand thats a no
StarmanUltra
It makes sense though, in Z they were married.
nyaore
Problem is that Z is the culmination of their relationship and it truly went into the shitter then. ): I love DB Chichi/Goku but (1/)
nyaore
there's just NO chemistry in Z. It's like Toriyama forgot everything that made them good to begin with. (2/2)
NoMamesCabron1
fun fact: in mexico chichi´s name was changed into ¨Milk¨because chichi means boob here lol
iwuvfood
No mames, cabrón
Shistosomiasis
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Origins_of_character_names
javer80
It (sometimes) means the same thing over there, believe it or not
LurkerModeDeactivated
It means tit, more specifically
mordaedil
Chichi is slang for Boobs in Japanese
LurkerModeDeactivated
It means tit, more specifically
iZMXi
Isn't milk used as a euphemism for semen in Mexico?
Darkova
No.
rorroverlord
At least where I live in Spain for some people "chichi" means pussy so...
alchemist23
And they only changed it to Chi-Chi
FlareonTheFalseProphet
Bulma's daughter is literally named Bra
alchemist23
They're all underwear. Bulma is just an Engrish form of "bloomers".
grammarfairy
Fun fact, almost every character is named after food stuff.
jdavis1186
Or underpants
HermanManly
In Goku's family, Bulma's family is underwear
luvas
But Ginyu is "milk", so what is he called there?
JapaneseStudentTadashii
Well milk means leche here. Kind of an odd name lol
MayonnaiseAndVodka
Basically all DBZ names are random foods/objects
Timushi
And there's more! Bulma meaning bloomers, her son is Trunks, her daughter is Bra. Dr. Brief is her father. Bulma's sister is Tights.
NoMamesCabron1
and the milk comes from the chichis so apparently no creativity was displayed there haha
playkill
lost it at the milk comes from the chichis +1
Timushi
Take a look at the characters names to begin with - Goku (Kakarot) (Carrot), Vegeta (Vegetable), Piccolo (Pickle), Broly (Broccoli)
JapaneseStudentTadashii
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo38/kierzandax/batman_liek_V2.jpg
JapaneseStudentTadashii
But milk is so... Blunt. "Hi my name is MILK."
Timushi
To be fair, the name Chichi means milk.
RAGESTARVED
"Hi my name is Rice" -Gohan
retrohellix
Yeah but chichi is slang for boobs, and the show was considered "for kids," so they had to make sure it didn't have sexually explicit words.