Trust Issues Are Made Not Born

Jan 26, 2026 3:29 AM

manixaist

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I can totally get my leg that high don't worry

Just hold the bottle steady, I got this. #BottleCapChallenge Jason Statham you are not.

Learn 'em young

Right in the trusts

Got a nice sprig of hay for you little fella

When you hate the local children

Boop

I'm putting you in a home when you get old parental units...

Glorp

Ball filled with sand, or practicing for the professional leagues?

Catch!

Don't worry bro I got this, trust me.

Lies!!!

I personally like raisins, but not if I am expecting chocolate chips, it's all about expectations.

All magic is essentially lies, but entertaining lies.

Packaging lies are not entertaining however and the people who designed these should burn in eternal hellfire.

This some bs right here.

I am betrayed

This should be criminal

Ok, this one is just funny, at least they admit the deception (at the end)

Dammit Aiden I did not say go yet, yoink!

Explosive Cat Tax (no cats were harmed in the making of this gif)

#5 That's my friend's mom! She did, indeed, consider the rabbit delicious.

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That's why I appreciate Japan no bs laws about products. Food on the package must be like what's inside.

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#1 need to remember this trick next time i want to kick a person i hate in the face but make it look like an accident

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I feel like #12 should have the Jackass music

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#8 you tricked me mother.

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#19 in europe it is i believe. You can claim on this amd get refunded. Also why a lot of packing is fully clear and without the bs cardboard that hides the empty space/content

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ah yes, the number one method of injuries, the phrase: "hey guys, watch this!"

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#14 One must always inspect the cookie, and not assume.

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Happy birthday to the GROUNDDDD

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#1

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#16 this is why I wish we had marketing laws similar to Japan. The contents must match the advertised wrapper/sleeve/ bag/ etc that it’s in. The company will get in trouble if they are misleading consumers.

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#22

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#4 hahahahahaha that finishing move needs to be in mortal combat

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#7 Siblings can be the worst

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#12 is clever video editing. The guy did a bunch of those types of videos with his kids.

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Yeah this is better than actually abusing your children. Glad this is "fake" but still funny

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#4

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#12 v

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lol no barbed wire on this bat

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Carl.....

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#TooSoon

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#12 is done with editing. It's the same kid swinging the bat and getting hit.
I can't find the video at the moment, but they did a video showing how they created that one in particular

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I searched for it too. It def was on yt.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

classic

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#14 raisin cookies are oatmeal. Chocolate chips aren't. It's when they put chocolate chips in oatmeal cookies that I'm mad.

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I like both oatmeal raisin and chocolate chip, but I don't like thinking it's one only to find out it's the other.

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Besides, raisins keep the cookies chewy, it's the fructose

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#7 Seriously, how could you not?

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Didn't have to count, I knew which one.

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No mortal man could resist

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

guy sees button, guy pushes button

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you spelled butthole wrong.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

brown button

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#9 Now if they would have fixed the waterline, it may have looked more realistic.

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Well tineye has it registered back to 2014, so while it might be a bad photoshop it's not AI at least

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#12 that sound will never not be funny

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#12 "yo bro! remember that little clip we made years ago... the one with the apple and bat?" - "what clip?"

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- "and who tf are you?"

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The funny thing is that this video is so old the kid is probably an adult by now.

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Ok good, so what youre going to do is put this apple on your head and...

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That was fake though, for those who don't yet know. The guy who filmed showed how he did it with clever video editing.

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That's actually nice to know, no TBI for him after all.

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That's a relief! I felt a bit bad after I had burst out laughting at the sheer unexpected audacity when he just bashed from above.

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Yeah, they are not twins, it's the same kid shot separately then edited together .

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See, Satan, it was okay for me to laugh at it after all, you ain't getting me today!

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But a handy clip to have and show your kid's teachers when you're at the PTA conference, and they keep telling you he's not reaching his full potential.

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Thank god it is. I made an audible gasp when i saw that.

As stupid as it looks, it does happen.

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#8 someone is going to be confused why things dont taste the way they are supposed to taste when they grow older.

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Yeah that’s probably more detrimental to the kids object permanence than the parents think it is at the very least Im going to assume he won’t grow up to be a food critic

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Fun fact, babys have underdeveloped taste buds, and can't taste much at all. Baby food isn't designed for flavor. Also, even young children can't remember being a baby - pre-language memories are super rare.

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interesting! especially that pre-language memory part. interesting "cut off point". is there a known reason for that?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot of taste is actually aroma, so if the actual food is bland enough, the kid is probably getting the flavor of what they’re seeing in some cases.

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Somehow it all tastes like chicken

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Yea they are gaslighting that baby, the baby needs to try things to learn what they like or don't like. Honestly fucked up

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problem is that kid won't remember anything about this, it will just be like "food tasted different when i was a kid" *eats chicken* "THIS IS NOT CHICKEN I ATE WHEN I WAS A KID THEY RUINED CHICKEN!!!"

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Heheh ouch

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Barney's movie had heart. But Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.

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ow my balls

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That was you??

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naw, but in spirit yes

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