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Everyone! I have posted Daniel’s/D’s final and quite possibly best note in which he apologizes for asking me out (damn) enjoy!
https://imgur.com/gallery/qMGYL
Here is Daniel’s follow up where he asks me for some foodies. Now to be known as “D” for short https://imgur.com/gallery/zyLYp
Mrflufikins
Bro if you’re gonna put in all this work you may as well just get a headset and listen through that
boecherer
Is Daniel Canadian?
bortolotti
"like a good neighbor, Daniel is there"
iwishiwereclever
Jesus Christ I would marry that man and I’m not gay.
Oseirus
Man, even if he's joking this kinda hit a nerve with me. Having to explain every little thing I do with an essay or speech is an all too //
Oseirus
// familiar feeling. One of my problems with anxiety and depression I've stuggled with for years.
DrewDaDruid
So when do you cut a whole in the floor and shit through it?
mwenner88
I’ll keep you guys updated :)
SpinkyKrindleman
I'd let him watch TV on 5. Porn on 7, probably.
mwenner88
Bahahaha
queenelizabeth
TBH it's so verbose it sounds sarcastic; makes the rest of the tenants seem like oversensitive fucknuggets that he took the time to do this
theguywiththevoice
Daniel clearly moved there from Canada
mwenner88
We are in Canada ahahaha
Cr0ssley
Write a 3 page essay explaining how, yes he can
SnarkyScience
@ChefShwasty
ItsMeSanders
@ChefShwasty if only.
ChefShwasty
The woodpecker sighed
tri5cui7s
That isn’t to bad!
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
too*
pterodactylptime
I sense irony in their sentence since the letter itself had so many grammatical errors.
icewindzg
The phone number ends in 3... I figured out the number: 0118-999-88199-9119-725....3!
theglimmeringwarlock
Deadmetal42
And then there's me, playing guitar so loudly I need earplugs.
mwenner88
Daniel might not be a fan of you as a neighbour seeing as he’s asked for written permission to turn up his tv one notch ????
AGiantSlor
This guy needs a pair of wireless headphones and rechargeable batteries. Cheap and you can get an amazing sound experience
wzzt
Adding unnecessary use of headphones to your daily routine is a very bad idea. Please spend 10 minutes researching tinnitus.
likesbeaches
3 to 4? What’s the max?
oooooopppss
Well, my Tv's is 100
mwenner88
It better not be 100 or that would be hilarious
wzzt
Imgur has taught me a lot more folks have adjacent walls or ceilings than I thought. I'm so grateful for cheap housing costs in the midwest.
NoodleyLove
I can hear my neighbours having sex and there's a stairwell between us. -_-;
mwenner88
West coast over here. That explains it lol
attila3000
So you have a Canadian neighbour.
mwenner88
That is correct
MarkOfTheCovenant
He's so casual about getting shot at like it's a rude thing to do
skatha
It is pretty rude
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Yeah we have noose limit laws that I respect, but my asshole neighbour will bang on the wall when I'm playing music reasonably [loud] but >
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
> not unduly so. So I wrote a note, saying "hey if there's an issue, just come talk to me" newp. Bangs on the wall still so fuck em >>
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
>> I'll follow the letter of the law and they can piss off or come talk to me like a reasonable person.
canman24
Fuck em. Entitled bastard that he is.
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
I appreciate your sentiment. I don't know why it's so difficult to just *talk* and sort things out. Keep it real
ChefShwasty
.......... why didn't I think of that
TheGuywithTehHat
Daniel probably knew about your story, and sent this warning so nobody would cut any holes in his ceiling.
ChefShwasty
I need to meet this Daniel character. @op shall we arrange something?
mwenner88
I’ll see what I can do. I’ll tell him I have a tight jar I need help with
SpeakerForTheUnLiving
MontanaBanana
Damn, you got a tight jar for Daniel, or what?!
mwenner88
It could be arranged
Jncat
floatationman
Um, does this mean you have a well sealed container that needs to be opened, or is this an innuendo I'm unfamiliar with?
mwenner88
lol no straight a tight jar. No innuendo here
floatationman
I'm legitimately not sure whether to feel dumb or not. Thanks for the reply.
cheekypocketwank
Is Daniel single?? <3
lurker314
Folks, really. This is an obvious come on. The "help opening jars" line is a straight setup. Op confirms with her response.
Paoloc0mments
Ask his neighbours.
mwenner88
Well he’s about 40 years my senior and he did send me another typed out note asking me out, but I’ll see what I can do. ;)
cheekypocketwank
I'm still interested.
EvolvedLurker
Wait, did he really? I would love to see that letter. If true, you can send it in a pm. If it was a joke. Good day!
canman24
It's hard to believe.
SephiRothIRA
One reason why men are super nice: tryna smash. Just saying.
wlfman
no, but I am
jenmalove
This is his way of flirting
mwenner88
He did ask me out a few weeks after this in a second typed out letter
EvolvedLurker
We would love to see the second letter.
Ijustreallyreallylikeelephants
Did you say yes??
mwenner88
I pretended it didn’t happen and ignored it
ActionJohnnie
TopherTots
Huh. My upstairs neighbor rolls bags of cement across their floor for a living.
mwenner88
Bahahaha assuming you’ve seen this video ? https://youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU
Rascael
Good guy Daniel...
ahiso
he's asking permission to have his tv 5% louder and will lower it if anyone asks
EvolvedLurker
Damn Daniel
grichen93
Interex
Or could cut a hole in the wall and shit through it.
theonewithadream
Wut
Firestorm277
Be like Daniel...
canman24
What an overly PC weak no spine having liberal. You shouldn't be afraid to watch t.v. and a reasonable level in your own place.
canman24
at*
RootAccess
and not Dan. fuck Dan.
alittletime
Hey remember the one guy that almost got evicted for even walking around his apartment and he gave us constant updates in it?
BobsonDugnuttJr
@ChefShwasty
TheGuywithTehHat
@ChefShwasty
KikiLovesBacon
His Snapchat is neat
PirateFroglet
I still have him on Most Viral notification. He can be interesting.
waggadaoku
Same.
Camoose
From what I remember of his final update, he got a happy ending.
Dreigiau
Solkanarmy
yeah, on his damn mechanical keyboard, loud as fuck
badmusicpuns
Wasn't he the one with an electronic drumkit?
Ulthirm
Yeah.
BakedAlaskan
Chef something and it's making me sad I can't remember his username
BakedAlaskan
Wait it's chefswasty someones on it
floatationman
Yup, the one with headphones.
badmusicpuns
But he wasn't getting evicted. Just constantly bothered by a very stupid couple downstairs.
kittykat
It escalated. There were many installments.
IntangibleNudist
How am i supposed to eat this without any gotdamn sauce?
alpacasaurusrex
@ChefShwasty good dood. Follow his YT.
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
He has a YouTube channel? Shit, how'd I miss that? I was there for the whole saga!
alpacasaurusrex
Yea! He has videos about it too. Audio of the convos with the fam/management.
WitcherSchoolDropout
What an awesome neighbour. Seriously. I lived next to an asshole who blared his shit at all hours. Almost lost my mind.
capsaicinheat
should be illegal
MrValyrianStealYourGirl
My mates had a neighbour that had Seinfeld playing all day and night. You could hear it as if you were in the apartment with him.
Ceverettz
It took me ages to find out that the loud guy next door was talking to his very quiet TV.
parkerh17
My neighbors blast music at 7 am
spartantalk
Oh dude, the assholes below blast shit that vibrates my tables and desks.
erischilde
You'd think. But we had a super polite lady living above us that went nuts with bs noise complaints. Even landlord said she was nuts.
jeffjeffingtonthethird
I once called the cops on my ex-neighbour. Went to knock and ask politely but the bastard just upped the volume, that was the last straw
nihilistdad
Must have had 6 bars at least. Unacceptable.
YogaSparkleMonster
I had a neighbour who, WITHOUT FAIL, every single night at 3:30am, whisked up some type of meal I could only assume was eggs, laughed (1)
YogaSparkleMonster
obnoxiously at his television show, and then proceeded to masturbate very quickly until he climaxed and let out the loudest and longest (2)
YogaSparkleMonster
moan we had ever heard. This happened every. single. night. He must have loved this life and routine (3)
somethingsomethingmcbob
We used to share a wall with a punk couple. It was either loud drumming, loud fighting (breaking dishes, throwing stuff), or loud fucking.
CraftedLine
I was that asshole neighbor at my lofts once. Management wouldn't do anything about my upstairs neighbor so I turned the bass up :(
jellycatuniverse
The human above me lets their alarm clock go off for upwards of an hr starting at 5:15am. We have tried multiple times to talk and they 1/2
jellycatuniverse
magically never answer the door. We go home and can hear them walking so we left a note, no better. Mgmt tried to help but no dice.
harryplt788
I had neighbors upstairs that legit had raves. My floor shook from 11 pm to 3 am.
DeathOfAStrawberry
I currently live at a complex where someone drives their truck in the middle of all the apartments and just keeps it running to move shit.
Shruikan159
My roommate and I live under a couple that have loud sex every night. Plus they rearrange their furniture basically daily
DukeDarkwood
The solution: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/loud_sex.png However, I have no idea where you'd find an elliptical reflector dish.
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
I had one that sounded like they were building furniture and sliding it around. Like wtf you doing up there??
Minibits14
Ditto. Got so angry, I kicked a hole in the wall. Fiance made fun of me. Landlord fixed it. Not my finest moment.
happefuntime
I have two neighbors like that and I hate them
ruferto
what did they say when you told him?
ruferto
you said something to him ? only asking cause many ppl dont and then complain about it
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccee
In one apartment, my neighbors were usually really quiet, except for the occasional movie, which they blasted at insane volumes late at /
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccee
/ night. They got in trouble for it often, but never changed their behavior. Drove me nuts twice a week.
AdrocThurston
I learned to sleep with headphones on and a white noise playing for that reason.
dasklaus
I can't stand voices. My boyfriend needs talking to lull him to sleep. Headphones saved our relationship.
SaintMaceToTheFace
I grew up in the country. I couldn’t sleep with headphone now that I live in the city. I need to be able to hear
WizardofAnus
I'm pretty bad about doing this, but if my neighbor could hear me, they'd have to be part bat, or my ears would have to bleed. There's a lot
WizardofAnus
Of privacy to be had on 25 acres of land.
misskat13
Lived below a “DJ” who “felt most creative at 2 am”. Every night at 2 could feel the terrible music and no sleep