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The notes are gone now. As of 7am they were still there. I'm guessing she came out of her episode and took them down. Hopefully this is the end of it. My husband says I should make her cookies to help her feel better...but I'd rather not. Original post https://imgur.com/gallery/IzMeQ
Squashedme360
Make her some brownies with pot in them those should help her cal down.
HarleyQuinn78
Do not engage....
WookieeBoogiee
Where's update 9? I NEED IT
DecafMetcalf
Making her cookies will only end in her pounding in your door accusing you of trying to poison her
DecafMetcalf
I meant pounding on your door, but she very well might pound it in
DesolateMirror
Yup, psychosis or schizophrenia - Isn't there a "men in white coats" team in the US or wherever you are OP?
orbitn
@op noticed you havent been posting lately, hope you're still alive
ElbowDeepInASnake
Or OR consider this......what if you avoid the fuck out of the bat-shit crazy lady from hell @OP
TheDeFiler01
Hell no. Stay away from her.
Gnu3n
I guess she's mentally ill .. Might wanna keep in touch with the authorities
aychland
I think this is precisely the kind of crazy the asylums of America's "mental health system" was designed for.
ProfessorBlackHole
Well she does support Trump, sooo...
Rivalyn
I still think her neighbour might be the target of a harassment campaign (but not by OP)
DarthGandalf
Trump...not even once
Braethias
Missed chance to use Updeight.
ladyatlas777
I honestly would avoid interaction because you have no idea what mental illness she has and how severe.
ElbowDeepInASnake
Update 7???
couchbear
Lace the cookies with cyanide.
alexandersort
You should put a surveillance camera, and record everything, just for safety or if she tries something funny on your door.
Hyero
You should make cookies and then just eat them as you wait for the situation to calm down.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
I think we skipped an update, but otherwise I'm glad you're alright.
PonyMadness
Update 7 was just wrote on the original post.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
Ah, my mistake!
IamNotaBlackMan
Soo... any updates!?
Otterhendrix
Fuck the cookies. Give her some pot brownies. I'm sure that'll go over well.
IsYourCatMakingTOOMUCHNOISE
I suggest staying out of it. Don't make cookies or involve yourself.
PlanksConstanrFart
One of these posts is going to have Javert in it later. I'm just waiting...
daveisamonster
Plot twist: You are actually the crazy one fucking with her
krapmyself
She has a good strategy: if people think you are stupid, they'll point and laugh. If they think your batshit crazy, they'll be respectful.
CriticalSheep
Keep your door locked. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
TheEvilPlatypus
Where's update 7?
wearetheoriginofspecies
Yeah.. I've been with you from the start on this. I would not recommend you bring cookies over
JWowwBooty
Don't engage her, OP. Don't even acknowledge any of this to her or she'll turn on you as well. Best of luck.
theaecy
Agreed. Don't initiate contact, if it happens, be friendly/courteous. Help them pretend it never happened and it'll make it easier.
Kiore
:( if she's recovering from a psychiatric episode then there's every chance she'll appreciate kindness immensely.
bb101
Sound advice, this woman sounds mentally unstable
prncessbuttrcup
After the very first incident with my friend a month ago I saw her in the halls a couple times and she refused to make eye contact with 1/2
prncessbuttrcup
2/2 me even though I smiled and was polite. Not sure if she was embarrassed or just plotting my murder.
TaylorTaco
I vote plotting murder. She sounds schizophrenic I'd keep my distance from her too
RightTurnClyde
Keep your door Glock'd..
skipptekk
Cookies? No. That bitch needs a fucking snickers.
DeguRatface
You're not you when you're hungry.
ImIrrelevantButIStillTry
Tut tut
FuturamaIsAlwaysRelevant
You get a little OP's crazy neighbor when you're hungry
JustinSanity
No she needs a high five. To the face. With a chair.
Combatmatt
Hillary Clinton cookies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LarthanDelaponte
https://img0.etsystatic.com/120/1/9724190/il_570xN.949111958_iknv.jpg - just sayin'...
tiptoecoyote
Ahahahahaha
FelixtheWolf
Laced with Haldol, just to be on the safe side.
mits5k
Split the difference: Snickerdoodles.
HiddenSanity
Okay, and, hear me out here.... Snickers cookies.
Manzikeen
So what she needs is a... Snickerdoodle.
InboundHickory8
Username checks out.
SeaTurtleSailingThroughSpace
That bitch needs 3 or 4 snickers... Maybe more!
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
I can't eat snickers anymore...not since my coworker told me a story...
prncessbuttrcup
Oh man. You got me
IamNotaBlackMan
Promise me you won't make cookies. That's the worst idea ever. Just stay away. Farrr away.
clem585
You linked the wrong original post op
prncessbuttrcup
Shit, thanks. Getting hard to keep track.
sexyGandalf12
A damn king sized
skipptekk
Nah. She might choke on it.
IseeScrotum
iPostReactionMemes
If you were going to "gift" something, I would sign it " from all your neighbor's". Still a decent human gesture, but doesn't (1)
iPostReactionMemes
single you out... You know, just in case bat shittery happens again lol
theaecy
(1) Honestly, she's paranoid of her neighbors. I'd be concerned that direct attention from them would trigger whatever she has going on. I
theaecy
(2) grew up in a house with a paranoid mother. Doing nothing is probably the best option right now for everyone.
RightTurnClyde
Hi Eminem..
theaecy
lolwhut?