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Nov 28, 2017 8:41 PM
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homer32343000
Bullshit ppl are animals that will always take advantage of an easy situation
YpoCohlo
Tables make for good barricades too.
IAmTheLegendOfZelda
Dear Vatican...
GaminViking
Last time a dude got a longer table, someone ate his food, sold him out, then he was tortured and crucified. No thanks. I'm good.
Zoltar666
Fortunate or not - I don’t like people
unclemeat70
Soo, to take that analogy - lets load the life boat til it sinks? Until we look like the EU? No thanks
Neckcormon
Fuck that its like having a bunch of homeless people jumping in the backyard and using up your water and shiting in your cans
batteryforeverlow
“The only reason to look in your Neighbor’s bowl is to see if they have enough not to see if they have more than you.”
imyourrealdad
A very thoughtful sexual harasser once said that.
gatomejores
Personally, I don't want anyone looking in my bowl. Hence the higher fence.
GuW69
Yeah, I hate when poor people look in my bowl to see if I have more...
Wildattheart
Canadian eh?
lRogueShadow
Yea it would be GREAT to live in that world ... but we don’t
geiokami
Has nothing to do with being more fortunate, we gave them a way to the table to prove they wanted it, some decided to bypass it.
Oxythief
Best part, it's the religious right that wants a wall.
PhilMcrevice
"It's really only the best part if you are a petty liberal douche and enjoy irony. " - Michael Scott
Oxythief
Then it works for me.
monkeyslotsofthem
sombrerohorsewagon
Teach them how to build their own table while eating from yours
ZenMaps
What if god was one of us?
JimJamesJimothyHalpert
He'd be labeled a terrorist
BigDEEZZY
build a wall.
Zomkty
Lol that's exactly what my boyfriend said. Oh the irony!!!
Munchman347
But put it around D.C.
DoublevBomb
TacoBellBody
thats so unamerican
notaballoon
Or just lie to yourself and pretend they're the same thing!
metaphordog
If you’re a Christian, you’ll do it with your own money and not your neighbor’s.
Munchman347
So the 'Christians' are going to bring 45 million Americans up out of poverty alone? Great job so far...
ToastDNA
Why can't we just have a simple immigration system both sides like?
DoublevBomb
"We got some really cool shit up here and we don't want it getting all wrecked up."
Kananesgi2
Because one side wants more free votes and the other wants a stable economy and society
ford5of5
Because too many party animals are too busy trying to play for their team instead of an entire country. I'm pointing at both of you! lol
Ssssssssssss
I'm going to build a tall fence and a long table. It's not either or if you're fortunate.
BDoc
Maybe both? A talk fence to protect the long table?
BDoc
* "tall"
DoublevBomb
heyjohnnyjohnny
My fence is already 10' tall. However, I do need a longer table to seat all of my 50 rich guests every night, as we dine on filet of Panda.
woohoohunt
Giving out of charity is great, being forced to give to others by the government is not.
kevincow
So what do we do when people don't voluntarily give enough to charity to feed everyone? Just let people starve?
DoublevBomb
That is their system, yeah. Food insecurity is very common in places, despite some 30-40% of all food becoming waste.
DoublevBomb
We share that latter problem to a degree. Businesses and consumers really need to change how they operate, as it's mostly preventable.
mac821
Well, bye-bye infrastructure, education, military, etc. I'm sure the private sector will pick those things up 100% and do a real swell job.
dwilson0725
They would do a thousand percent better job... But only for the wealthy.
woohoohunt
I think you're taking it to the extreme, there is a difference between tax dollars going to infrastructure and someone's food stamps.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
So you'd rather we spend millions of dollars on feeding tubes in hospitals for starving children?
Neckcormon
So tax dollars are being used up, abuse and missused
Neckcormon
They called 2 year before he pass to tell him they got an appointment open for him... And he was in bad shape before moving
Neckcormon
And he came here legally 35 years ago had to move to maryland to get help from the embassy he passed away there 4 years later and the kicker
Neckcormon
Thing is they take advantage of it and abuse the shit out of it texas is fucked my dad needed help and had a 2 year wait
woohoohunt
I agree, abuse of it is what makes the whole program innefective.
Neckcormon
Yup and the gov has to screen every case before they can get help
Philomel
A fantastic philosophy for an individual, but a terrible strategy for a system of gov
ford5of5
THANK YOU!!! Well said.
Munchman347
But how does the private sector handle 45 million living in poverty? 'Are there no work houses? Are there no prisons?' E. Scrooge...
Hyperion319
My heart lifted with pride for my country, until I realized this wasn't in my country.
DoublevBomb
Current American operating procedure is the other way around. Maybe not for all the everyday people, but certainly The System.
Hyperion319
I just wish, regardless of politics, that more people held one another up.
DoublevBomb
I don't think there's enough money in that for the people who already have more than they could spend in several lifetimes. They need MORE.
Hyperion319
I forgot about that percentage of people that won't scratch their own ass unless someone pays them to.
DarthClitoris
Then keeping voting democrat and higher taxes bud
aristera
Maybe vote for some competent leaders and it wont matter as much what party in in charge.
Lowlsqwid
How about we just remove the party system in general and let people run for what they believe instead of what the party does.
DarthClitoris
2 party system sucks
Rayxzerox
G8b8m8
Ronelyn
Gatebatemate? ;)
Swaarley
That's what I read
Summonsays
Nah, just remove funding for the military.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
At the least stop buying tanks the military doesn't want just to fund companies.
DarthClitoris
I agree, let those companies adapt, imagine if Lockheed and Grumman started making cars bc the Govt cut military spending. SAAB did.
Hyperion319
And queue the Hillary lost comment in 3...2...1...
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Hillary lost
Hyperion319
Listen here buddy...
Zomkty
Boyfriend reading over my shoulder, whispers: "or build a wall..."
wanderingwonderer
Tell your boyfriend "The wall just got ten feet higher."
MufasaKingGray
You also need to stop building a table or else you'll run low on wood to build defensives
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Says the Canadian, whose only neighbor is the second wealthiest country on earth.
ddot196
Lol my thoughts exactly. Virtue signaling at its finest.
PhilLXV
Wealthiest as in total wealth? Compare median and average wealth : America isn't wealthy. A handful or rich fucks who don't give back are.
Notforhire
Alot of our native reserves are like 3rd world countries, some dont want outside help, others arent given it, but thats the fact
Hurro
I'd build a wall if I could. We ain't got enough money to build a table big enough for the US.
DoublevBomb
hapsdinersdumpster
I don't think this is in reference to Trumps wall, it's about not forgetting the less fortunate in your community. We could all do that.
spaceystacey
I just ate a fortune cookie that told to help the less fortunate. But I do that anyway.... Its called humanity.
hapsdinersdumpster
Knowing Engrish like I do that could mean "help the people that eat less fortune cookies eat more fortune cookies"
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
You mean the country where people working two jobs still run a defecit each month and risk homelessness?
DoublevBomb
thechelonianshelmet
US owes trillions already, on top of that, wait until the 'lower taxes for all' fantasy destroys the economy. You thought subprime was bad.
27yoUGLYvirgin
But Trump isn't lowering taxes for all, he's lowering them for his cronies and rasing them for normal people.
thechelonianshelmet
That was my point, he's making these dumb boasts about the tax plans, it's like coating a turd in chocolate & calling it a snickers bar
DarthClitoris
Everyone on my street abuses the system to the max, I can't be the only one
Jakethesnake357
2nd?
Gallus1985
Uh oh, someone didn't get the memo that capitalism and far right extremism has dropped the US down a few pegs.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Luxembourg beats us in wages, while China beats us in GDP.
tekkblade
That also has stricter immigration laws than their southern neighbor.
easybrz
I don't know about that we're allowing expat Isis fighters back.
tekkblade
I never claimed Canadian immigration law made sense or was completely logical.
DoublevBomb
While we're happy to have people immigrate, we need people with skills.
IJustLikeToArgue
It's funny. When YOU say that it sounds reasonable. But if we in the US say that, we're called selfish, racist, heartless xenophobes.
only90skidswillgetthis
We do take refugees though
DoublevBomb
While we do have problems with racial profiling, and serious long-term issues with how aboriginal people have been treated, we're really
DoublevBomb
known for the same kind of internal racism the US is known for. Like...the Nazis literally modeled ideas after Jim Crowe laws.
easybrz
As a Canadian m, what native population had it better than native Canadians. And before you say anything about residential school, kids on/2
tekkblade
What country doesn't need people with skills? That's a rather universal accept requirement, except for when people in the USA make it.
DoublevBomb
Pretty much. But that's part of why many people that want to move up here, to escape their crippling poverty, might not qualify.
tekkblade
I realize I may have come across different from my beliefs. I have no problem with a country setting their own immigration policy. >
ThatRandomCanadian
Wealthiest as in most money... Owed?
DefenderOfDog
Russia is next to us too
UnknownVD
Just a tiny little thing called Alaska stands between the two. Take that, Rand McNally!
easybrz
Have you heard of the arctic? We are constantly in disagreement with Russia and green land over boundaries.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
I expected this to be a reference to a maritime boundary but you don't even have that.
eroso
With that logic most european countries are safe too
letmemakeyouasandwich
Can you see it from your house??
DarkRedCape
The second wealthiest, and the fist largest debt? American truly is the greatest.
Ramsespride
Us debt isn't the worst when u compare debt to gdp. Japan is FAR worse. US debt to gdp = 106%, Japan = 250%
TheEdmontonMan
is that good or bad..?
DrBuckarooBanzai
But what if I don't want the poors to watch me eating my delicious goosemeat sandwiches and cream?
TonightiDineinHell
Goosemeat! lol
Darkspire
Get a second table and hit them with it.
demodulated
Build a super long table
GifsAreMyFetish
Freakiestsumo
Build a really really long table
DoublevBomb
MistressLyda
Then you might be a bit of a prick.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
This
cruz222h
Build a bigger fence
kimsl
Build a taller table
Catcomet
Build a longer fence upwards
yunomioni
Build an even longer table so they can't see you eating from the other end~
DoublevBomb
Don't eat geese. They're vessels into which we pour the vitriol that comes from having to live near the US, and will corrupt you.
actualjesus
You what's neat about wastewater treatment plants? Corn floats. You know what geese like to eat?
CorgiCircus
That's fine just let them eat cake
37bushelsofpotatoesx2
Where is that enjoyagifofyourusername dude?
CorgiCircus
37bushelsofpotatoesx2
Fantastic! Thank you.
LaziestGoodBoii
Canadian. Moosemeat. Not goosemeat.
Foag
TheGuyWithTheAnswers
You just keep the eye contact
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secondgoaround
“The spread was bland, sour kraut and boiled goose. There’s no way these people will ever cut loose!”
dontmindifIcant
ElSuperbeasto
+1 for “the poors”, +1 for “goosemeat sandwiches and cream”
MemeDissector
How did you give +2? That’s cheating at imgur
calldrdaley
Tap their upvote button twice and see what happens