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Nov 20, 2017 1:35 PM
Kreia
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bradphill920
I demand the 360° shower pod. Hit everything at once with pressure washer jets.
36roentgen
These look like what people who bathe in money buy.
Lilithet
I want them all... except for the second one, the second one is kinda strange...
longoriaisaiah
Ahhhh rich people. Classic.
PunaniTsunami
I’d feel weird showering in a room raining down in the middle ♂️
tzxAzrael
no, hell no, bit much, maybe, maybe, maybe, ok now we're getting there. interesting, wtf, and no ty, i'll shower INdoors if you don't mind.
tzxAzrael
not that i could even afford the -hardware- for any of these showers, but still.
JaffSmath
I want one like #5 but with a bigger, deeper "tub." I basically want a small pool bathtub that rains from the ceiling and is 4' deep
Ryang256
#4 I'll take this one.
TRDirty
I'm 6'5, I'm over showers. I just want a fucking bathtub I can fit in
NonConformistFlamingo
I'm 5'6" and just want a fucking bathtub I can fit in.
Somanyquestions
How does #7 work? There is no drain.
PeterNormal
Slatted drains all around the thresholds and probably against the walls too. They are almost invisible.
doggoz
@burritoz omg. I need all these in one
zipsline4
#8 is the best, though if you live in California u are screwed.
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
Redefines the term "shower porn"
TheCur
File under: Stuff I didn't know I wanted and cannot afford.
JosephVissarionovichStalin
This is the reason California is always in a drought
footfinger
if this is the first, then how many other shower related post did you favor?
Radix865
unsubstantiatednonsense
I’d hate to clean that shit.
turningthei
Wow some of these waste an exorbitant amount of water.
PeterNormal
After making fun of this shit for years, I bought a (reasonably priced) house with a 4 jet + 2 head giant shower, it is bliss, I was a fool.
CreepyPhlox
I just keep thinking about how cold the big wide open ones must be :(
skippydogo
These could get me very wet.
WeCouldAllGoPeeTogether
Which one would have the potential to shoot the most water up my ass?
Seggs
KramerElephantShowerhead.gif
SirSmurfalot
Asking the important questions.
fbutt09
StarscreamAndHutch
You need a washlet toilet, not a shower. Don’t even have to get undressed unless that’s your style.
hotdropoclock
Like one of the fancy Japanese ones?
StarscreamAndHutch
Hai. Yes.
herbertferdinand
Asking for a friend
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Probably #3. Just bend over and prepare your anus...
soulman901
kubi
"I swear I was a virgin when I went in there"
bentwrenches
I saw that one and immediately thought, Ow, my balls!
314159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494
#3 Please
WatcherRat
Seconded. Not #1 though. That looks drafty as all hell
dodrian
No, for #1 you get your butler to turn on the heat in there an hour before showering.
FullSpeedAhead
I’d just like a shower stall big enough that I don’t hit my elbows on the sides while washing my hair. Any of these would be heaven.
ImNotAnOrange
had an apartment where the first thing i had to do was get an extender for the shower head so i didnt have to squat while tucking my elbows
ThisIsGod
Have you tried a tarp tied around 2 sets of stacked garbage bins?
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Thats totally doable. My walk in shower is like 5' x 5'
tzxAzrael
i hate you. i rage in jealousy. ps, need a roommate?
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Sorry, you need the level of girlfriend or higher to unlock this treasure :D
tzxAzrael
damn, i don't even have a level in "girl" yet.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Perhaps you need to re-roll for that class?
Jamtastic1
A shower tall enough so I didn't have to squat down to wash my hair would be divine too
TheGooseMoose
A shower where the curtains Fucking work and keep water inside the showe.
boneh3ad
Holy shit, if I had #2, I'd never get back up whether there was a naked woman there or not.
thesmelge
Depending on how fast those jets are, that thing is basically an orgasmatron for wither gender.
thesmelge
*either
T3HB1GC4T
Until the hot water ran out.
WilltheGinger
Electric heater biotch
fnurglbhurg
If I'm out of hot water, there's more alarming issues to address since that would mean the whole building is without power.
whatdoyouknowaboutthesechips
What a waste of water....
Kayayayaya
That's what came to mind when I saw the one with the waterfall.
idonthaveauser
What is these fancy showers recycle the water? They could filter the water and recycle the heat.
PhenTsoksar
When you have the money/technology to have one of these showers, you're relying on all the water freed up by melted polar ice caps
MyLadyOfKittyCats
Wat.
Acrage
Step one: be a millionaire... There is no step two...
PeterNormal
A few of these are $10-$20k renovations tops
BadamWarlock
My net worth is -$8000.
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
Actually this is more like 100 mil. At least the houses are.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I have the space to put almost any of these in my bathroom if I want. And it's definitely not a $100M house. Previous owner added an /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
extension and due to the placement of it the master bath is absurdly large. So is the dining room. Rest of the house is normal. /2
daftpunkjoe
I mean, if these are penthouses in manhattan. Even then, maybe.
BraindeadComments
Not to be rude but step 2 is ackchyally buying a shower
hugebattleaxe
hes a millionaire? someone will buy it for him
whyisthisusernametaken
ThomasMontgomeryHaverford
Not to be rude but step 2 is ackchyally picking out and hiring a contractor for bathroom remodeling.
Showhermyoface
Some are so open air, I just think how cold I'd be.
Duz2
Not as nice but open air bathroom. I hated it. Cause god damn mosquito kept trying to come in. I attracted them like crazy. Also cold.
CP3oh
If they're this lavish I'd be willing to bet they have things like heated floors and other ways of keeping you comfortable.
T3HB1GC4T
If you could afford one of these, you could run some pretty damn hot water, as well as the thermostat up high!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Hot water doesn't help. If there's a draft, it can be hot enough to turn my skin red and I'm still chilled.
TheMightyMoto
I wish I had money.
LanceCorporalBadger
Oh, why do I have 3 kids and no money, why can’t I have no kids and 3 money!
walrossbukkakeParty
Just thought the same thing
UselessFact
Stop being poor.
tg2222222
Thanks Mr.Trump
Threewisemen
I have money; I wish I had waterpressure.
Rovylern
johnnydarkside
I have 3 kids and no money.
SerasJo
I have no kids and no money
tg2222222
You have memes.
sykoticflaw
Came down here to say the exact same thing.
spacemanspiff1218
Big mood
BrockAppDancer
Wish I had a shower.
jurjclooners
Put up a company, sacrifice all of your social life, hobbies, GF/BF, Imgur (especially) and start making some money
SeeMyCoolPool
It would all go down the drain once the water bill arrived.
cbale2000
Drill a well.
koopaya
Big ambition is always drowned out by reality.
zsefvgb
+1 for the pun. But mist showers are cheap to run
Drshitforbrains
You're a poet and didn't know it
Mirawatts
Having an amazing shower is literally the only reason I have for wanting to be rich.
TresusIbor
What about no longer getting up at 8AM to work?
cubitechna
It would certainly be easier knowing I have a shower like this waiting for me.
Mirawatts
I go to work at 10am, and a shower like that is for after work relaxation.