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Oct 4, 2017 1:05 PM
CarbonaNotGlue
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SuperHir0
In what world do you look at a jiu-jitsu jitsu academy and think "aw man prime pickins here"
BatsAreAwesome
Davredz
There are two types of men. Those who say fuck it and jump and those that crawl...
MartianWeasel
"Get back here motherf***er! We're not finished with you!"
IIGoldenGramsII
"Directed by Larry David"
alsoAzrael
RUN BITCH!!! RUUUUUUN!!
rocketturttle
they've been waiting all their lives for this moment
Mystupidpictures
cue benny hill intro music for the ensuing chase
icameheretolaughbutleftdisappointed
OwlAlmighty
furriephillips
That poor, stupid bastard.
copingcabana
He was chased by 6 Brazilian men. "Wow, that's a lot!"
mailman7777777
fucking turnstile...........wait, why do they need a turnstile?
RumpBuffalo
This was a poor choice
theFBIguy
I just feel this needs the Benny Hill music...
gwhh
What was he trying to steal?
SergiousMaximus
What an idiot, he must be hopped up on Cloud 9.
myrectumtasteslikeitsmells
superanth
Reminds me of the time a guy tried to rob a gun store. While it was open. And full of customers. And while standing next to a uniformed cop
NoGoodNick
Had a Three Stooges moment for a second there
MataLeon
That’s a Gracie Baja place it looks like. They’re gonna fuck that dude up.
thatdankusernamethough
Oh yeah he fucked up. I remember the time renzo tweeted a mugging live. Them Gracie boys don't fuck around.
herrFellah
Don't mess with the Gracie's or a Gracie Gym
ehsteve12
Where's Yakkity Sax when you need it?
djknetic
This is a better Karate Kid remake than the one with Jaden Smith
crowkiller06
When those dudes had to stop and crawl under the turnstile....I may have actually laughed out loud. Thank you
easytigger
It's a clown car of kick ass.
Eclipsegst97
so a turnstile will stop a jiu jitsu attack.... got it
SageGirl
The sad thing is it likely will. :P
CrisisRedditor
It's why I carry one with me wherever I go.
barnwolf
it uses their own momentum against them, a jiu jitsu artists greatest weakness
barnwolf
Wait that's Jujutsu not Brazilian jiu-jitsu. WTF Asia get some better names.
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
TresusIbor
I remember the first time that was posted and everyone went apeshit over half the bus missing.
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
Only the idiots. If you've ever seen a city, it's pretty obvious what is going on here.
jenw
frenchcook
yay tremors !
worldsokayestspeler
1. What could he possibly hope to steal? 2. Why would he think he could get away with it
TARENACCOUNT
Sees a women as cashier.... Thinks its where amateur rich old guys go? Stupid?
octamonk3y
A black belt perhaps?
InnerUniverse
Because even though it's Brazil, it might still be a McDojo in which case, none of the students there have actually learned anything.
owlest
secret martial arts techniques
Abbeel
Kung-fu secrets.
TheBestRussian
These videos always remind me of those ones where a boxer or mma guy gets assaulted and knocks out the muggers
vigothecruel
As far as I know most martial arts academies don't normally carry a lot of cash so it was probably a spur of the moment thing.
everythingismelting
Don't know which dojo or dojang you're going to, but cash is mostly how families pay for their martial arts classes.
Thesmellofwoodsmoke
I worked at one that did. A bunch of our clients paid their year tuition in cash.
FuzzyX
After seeing this I can only wonder if he simply enjoys getting a good beating.
Adenocarcinoma
He's gonna get a good rear naked
DotSlashNatalie
HenryDorsettCase
99% of criminals are idiots. the 1% doesn't get caught by police or video.
DremStiildViing
Once again the 1% avoid jailtime...
Marmonator
Oh those darn one percenters!
wowheylookdotcom
They film porn in a Jiu Jitsu academy?
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
YoureBeautifulandSomeoneLovesYou
It ain't called "BJJ" for nothin, kiddo
BanadecCamberbootch
a friend of my sister's did not realize that "bjjgirl" for her dating profile did not communicate her love of jiu jitsu.
YoureBeautifulandSomeoneLovesYou
"Passions include long walks on the beach, Horseback Riding, rear-naked choke..."
ItAintGayIfItsAFemininePenis
Rear mount, mount, modified mount, scissor sweeping, side control, open guard, butterfly guard, bow and arrow, cross collar, triangle.
YoureBeautifulandSomeoneLovesYou