Swedishbouldering
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Wow. 2 fp posts in a day. You guys sure love the pups.
Send bo... Dog pictures. My wife does NOT want any naked lady pics :P
Jan 17, 2018 5:51 PM
Swedishbouldering
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Wow. 2 fp posts in a day. You guys sure love the pups.
Send bo... Dog pictures. My wife does NOT want any naked lady pics :P
FilYouWithMe
The first reported sexual assault case of Harvey Dogstein.
shinyRK9
is your last name "Stark", @OP?
Bikewreckboss
You spelled direwolf wrong
Someonewithanidioticallylongname
Thats a big baby
CliveWarren81
I also hug my dinner before consuming it.
BlacksMcNutt
Showed this to my wife, she said "Hell to the No!"
moon35man2000
oneifbyleland
omg i didn't plan on crying to this post
ItsNotPizza
Dire wolf maybe.
BifAnderson
How many Elk a week?
StillPimpin
We need more pictures!!
SooperDuke
Aren't all dogs a small percent wolf? Lol
Swedishbouldering
No more wolf dna in a dog than Neanderthal dna in you.
dexterousgek
"wolf" uh huh.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
If that dog decides to hump your leg then you'll need a fucking wheelchair and physical therapy for the shattered bones you'll end up with.
KaleAddAnO
OwO o rly?
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Rly rly. Like a 200lb jackhammer slamming into your femur. Only way to stop it is to flip him over, hump break his leg, assert dominance.
Swedishbouldering
Posted a few more pics in my library. When I get back to a computer I can add a few more for the curious
Popelbremse
What a cutiedoogy
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Doogy will be my new go to for poopies.
WTBHL3
Plot twist: they live on the 7 1/2 floor.
hapsdinersdumpster
Hold on....was that a Being John Malcovich reference?
WTBHL3
Yup
SexualConsent
VictoryWine
Your dog is huge, and your wife has really shiny hair. Yes, I'm #captain_obvious, in case anyone needs reassurance.
IPostPicturesOfMyWeinerDogs
B17C2P28
Whew... She's wearing pants
Howdidjadewdat
"hug"
Mavgurian
Dunno what is more naughty, my thoughts or that you are reading them ...
nanamonster
okthenwellilljustbeoverhere
"fug"
NoSelfiesWithoutTaters
MayCauseDeath
*doggo love
PineconesAndGravy
@ItsDandySpaceDandy That. Is a big dog.
ItsDandySpaceDandy
weslesley
when your dog is bigger than you are
Zadist
Where can i get a beauty like this?! Super cute!
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
I hear there are websites like match & POF. If that doesn't work you could try Wal-Mart after the bars close at 2am. Or do you mean the dog?
Swedishbouldering
He looks nothing like his siblings who are all a lot smaller and look more like alsatians. Think he's a mutant :P
VioletMoonRising
So who's the one that's going to tell OP it's not actually a wolfdog?
Swedishbouldering
You can call him whatever you want. As long as he is part wolf, he's a wolf dog. It's his official classification.
IAmAdolfHitlerCommanderoftheThirdReich
Claiming an animal is "5% wolf" is 1.) stupid and 2.) borderline impossible to prove. Call the dog a malamute mix, which is what it is.
VioletMoonRising
He's not though...
89PercentSureYoureFibbing
No behavioral issues? Wife or dog whatever
Swedishbouldering
He's the kindest most playful soul. Wife can be a b.... Beautiful woman allways
BusMuffin
She's a Beautiful, Intelligent, Totally Cool Human? Nice!
xanadudu
Hope that good sleddingboy is ready to haul ass because you are treading on thin ice my friend ;)
Dynasty07
Nice save mate
JaamFalcon
SynonymToastCrunch
You really said that though, right?
thegatman69
Wife is short or dog is HUGE.
tkdbell
HighlyRatedBarcodeExterminator
both
Swedishbouldering
Wife is 170 cm
RubberChickenTenders
That's a lot of dog.
Mercenarity
With great dog comes great shovelibility.
missojennie
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Wow
Maahes0
I dunno, some of it is wolf.
dah2001
That’s what she said
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
And that doesn't look like only a hug.
WhatTheHeII
HankThePropaneTank
That's a lot of love!
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Kinda rude to talk about his wife like that.
slappyhamsalads
itbeazombieyo
That's a lot of damage
MexicanDad
Or a little wife
lgrafo28
Or that's a lot of dog and she is a little wife
FTUG
TheFrozenNorwegian
Need a bannana
Swedishbouldering
My wife is 170 cm, so not a giant but not a midget either
aCannabiscompanyfutureEmployee
Thats an above average height lady in most countries, and tall in others
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ScruffnShine
For the Americans, that's around 5'7"
Toast2
Thank you +1
ICorrectEveryone
So about average
FluffyTheFluffyDog
I'm curious, in your last post, you mentioned that your wife left you. Did you get back together or aquire a new wife in four weeks?
Swedishbouldering
We have gotten back together. Sorted our differences
FluffyTheFluffyDog
Yay! Keep it up :)
ThanosWasNotWrong
happy to hear OP
tilerd
Hopefully she didn’t come back for the pup =/
ifididnothaveabellybuttonwherewouldiputallmylint
My parents just did the same after being divorced for 2 years.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Glad to read this, no difference is worth losing your s/o & sanity over.
Phenomeno
There are lots of differences worth losing your SO over. That was a naive thing to say, mate.
Swedishbouldering
For those wondering. He is 5% wolf and 95% malamute. Any more wolf is illegal here and can't be insured. And yes, he is a good boy
TZO2k15
Thank fuck for that...He's a majestic pile of magnificence BTW!
AsSeenByMacaroni
Is he fixed?
ChelsTehHazelnut
I met some wolf dogs growing up in Alaska, good boys with a hint of wild. ^-^
tweakbz
Can you post more pics of your pupper? He's pretty big!
Brinkdeers
I need more pictures. Of the dog that is, not your wife.
BrianStuart
Was there any doubt?
UrsaPsi
What is there like a dog Gestapo?
Stabatha91
More pictures of this good boy please
WelcomeToMagrathea
I HAD TO KNOW I can sleep now that I know he's a good boy <3
WARHAMMER405
What's its name? It is a pretty dog, though.
Swedishbouldering
Leo (Leonardo Da Vinci)
MarcUK
Is the breeding done some place where it's not illegal then to get down to 5%?
Swedishbouldering
You can import 4th gen but only sell 5th gen.
bitocorre19000
Malamutes are gentle giants.they need nothing but love and you got plenty i can see that
AnonOmis1000
Is it really fair to say it's a wolf dog if it's only 5% wolf?
ItsaMeMaaario
Did you just assume his lineage?
JohnnieBlaze88
There are actual wolfdog breeds. I own a Saarloos wolfdog. These are official breeds with complete family tree including the wolves. 1/2
JohnnieBlaze88
No husky or malamutes are mixed in the breed. Look it up if you have questions you may always message me. +1 for your beautiful dog!
exileut
What is dog insurance?
silentwolf1999
Saw a 50% in TN. Majestic af. Though im biased.
TF2215
Do you have other pictures of him
doomkiwi
You traced his lineage back at least 5 generations? How would you even go about getting to 5%, closest I got was 6.25%.
NiggleNaggleSmashingBazel
Might have also been so impurities that messed with the right maths.
doomkiwi
Calculation wise I mean, I do not breed wolves and dogs.
oldarchive
Closest we got was actually around 80% (don't ask) because I live in the middle of nowhere :D
jacksparrah
It's a scam, basically. Breeders tell people their malamute/shepherd mixes are wolfdogs and charge a fucking mint.
Swedishbouldering
Don't know what country you are in where scams like this are so prevalent but here we dna test to get straight answers
jacksparrah
What breeder of mixed breeds (no offense) does DNA testing that's actually accurate? As a rule, they're notoriously unreliable and gimmicky.
frostwarrior
However, malamutes don't have a head THAT big. I'm sure there's something wolfy in that dog.
jacksparrah
OP said the other pups looked like GSD. Most likely is a shepherd mix, which would account for the longer muzzle and slimmer frame.
Graylinfaux
@_@ nigga my did is 1.999999% wolf doyouknowevolution?
aviculae
where do you live that 5% is legal but 6% isnt? More likely your breeder lied to you, unless you DNA tested him to get that number.
aviculae
Also, I volunteer at a wolfdog rescue. We have dogs from 20-98% wolf. DNA tested to confirm. 80% of claimed WD are just Northern Breed dogs.
Rasayana
@aviculae How are the calculations carried out? Gene identity should be very high even between ordinary dogs and wild wolves.
aviculae
It is! but Embark has a huge panel of dog breed DNA and Wolf DNA profiles, and are able to pull out not only the recent wolf heritage, but
aviculae
a "wolfiness" score, which is ancient wolf DNA that remains in certain lines, though they have had dogs with a 0%. check out embarkvet.com
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Swedishbouldering
He wanders a lot. Irritates the hell out of our husky
alltheclevernamesweretakenthisisembarrassingpleasemakeitstop
My 100% dog never stops moving either.
everybodyintheplace
Need to add 10% bulldog to that mix to include the chill factor
IPostPicturesOfMyWeinerDogs
How much will you charge me to come over and hug him
keikomoondragon
2 good boys and ALL the mlems
SBSP129
You dont hug dog; dog hug you!
StaticVoidFalafel
$2+tax here
MisterLemons
I would assume a bacon cheeseburger and a comb.
GhoulsGoneFeral
I can't speak for him but I'd charge ya $3.50
AlexJanusik
Tree fiddy
ProfessorPoopyButthole
That's a weird way to say tree fiddy
yesthisisdogmeow
God damn Loch Ness mister, bamboozled again!
yesthisisdogmeow
mOnster....damn you tiny phone and giant thumbs!!!!
ShooterMcGavinsBreakfast
I like the loch Ness mister better
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
BITCH YOU STOLE MY LINE!
TheKerfuffle
GOD DAMMIT LOCHNESSMONSTA GET OUDDA HEAH
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
5% wolf... lol I wouldn’t even classify that as a ‘wolf dog’ it’s just a watered down malamute
WORFALISK1
I'd refer to it as a supercharged malamute
ItsDandySpaceDandy
perspirationisastinkycologne
Anything 'dog' is watered down wolf.
Rasayana
Jupp. and 5% is about 45% less than what we humans share with banana.
norrec
A malamutt? I'll see myself out.
Swedishbouldering
Didn't get him because I wanted a wolf. I got him because I like him and want him as a powerful sledding
jacksparrah
Why not just get a sled-proven Malamute? Wolfdogs do NOT make good working animals. It's not in their nature to want to work for you.
Swedishbouldering
Trust me, he has plenty power and will to pull. Just waiting untill he's 2 years old to start
jacksparrah
My point is more that him having any wolf in him is a detriment to him being a good working dog, not a plus. It's not something to LOOK for.
F1L0Y1
Look at that sweet, huggy fluff! I like him too!
GordonDavidson
Admit it, about 5% of you wanted a wolf
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
What I was getting at was, it’s just a malamute lol. But trust me you don’t want a 50/50 wolf dog. Onery as fuck.
Fuzzbutts
That dog has clearly been changed by his genetic situation and looks different so yeah I'd call him a wolf dog. Saves the explaining.
TrashyRomance
You have inside sled puppies?
Ladyfish
I read that as powerful shedding!! Ha ha That too!
Spartacus90
watered "up"
isetprettygirlsonfire
Awwww makes me miss my girl! Loved gettin wolfie kisses. Lost her in breakup, she was 80% wolf and the goodest of girls
sweetsimplicity313
I have an 80% now and she is a handful. Don’t know what I would do without her though.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Escape artists and very different than dogs. She is super shy and took quite a while to warm up to people. But once she did, shes a love bug
soapydux
How do you qualify 5% wolf?
thatguyrich
Lol I was thinking the same shit
GespenstMkIIM
By weight
quietwalker
Actually, we can't figure it out genetically or based on traits.; you have to rely on breeder records through 5+ generations. So, you can't.
ChowGozen
Look at his Drivers License
ILoveYourDogs
They're usually called 'low-content wolf dog', you can't find specific percentages of wolf/dog or breed a/breed b mixes even with DNA tests
AllThePups
Yes but laws are written with percentages even though there not realistic. It basically means they don't want a first or second generation.
GoodBadGibus
The tail is ferocious.
ChelsTehHazelnut
Huh? You can barely see it in the pic though...
rgzdev
The 5% is a wolf the dog ate that morning.
JayEnfield
75% malamute, 25% germshep. Boom, "wolfdog".
SierraSykes2
I would think husky instead of shepard would achieve the look better.
TeronMoonshaft
Both husky/germ and mal/germ can get the look down pat pretty well. I've got a pup upload of my own like that. Dog park always cries "wolf"
TeronMoonshaft
If it is one it would be considered a "low content". Any breeder that tells you a percentage is a liar. Only real measurement is lo/med/hi
grunk
Wolf + dog = 50% + dog = 25 % etc ... Until 5 %
BibicheCompote
That cant work...because maths....
Demauscian
3/64 is 4.7%, so if three from 6 generations ago were full wolves then it is about 5%. If you want closer go out to further generations.
AyAyRonn
The dog at the second stage might be 25% already, in which case stage 3 would be 37.5%. Breeding wolfdogs w/ wolfdogs can yield 5%.
JunWasHere
The dog you add may not always be full dog either. And 5% is likely rounded.
Crushtooth
Eh, it's just about five or so times up the line. The wolf gets bred in, then in five generations of breeding dogs, it's about out.
thatguyrich
Use are missing the point ! If you got a 50/50 no one would fuckin know and just tell um it’s 5% they could never prove it’s not
stickyourproblemsupyourbum
Just put the tip in
Steffn
The breeder just say 5% and cash you twice as much so you can say you own a wolfdog
jacksparrah
Thank god someone understands the wolfdog scam.
dschuma
This guy/gal gets it
PuppyDomination
Can’t upvote this enough!
Ootandabootehh
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
You tryna say that dog ain't 5% wolf at least?
jacksparrah
Malamutes are huge dogs who can top out at 120+ lbs. Mix with a GSD and you get a damn wolfy looking monster of a dog.
jacksparrah
http://buzzsharer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Alaskan-Shepherd.jpg 100% dog. Just a malamute/Shepherd mix
chockodragon
Can you get a manbearpig?
onecowboytoo
Your dad a fat gay guy and your mom just need to have a son.
ISeeNippleWithoutLittleKids
They already did
chockodragon
You'll do well on here. How long have you been learning Engrish?
Swedishbouldering
It's called a DNA test. It is done for insurance purposes. He has 4.8% wolf dna so no, he is not a scam
Steffn
But there is no DNA test which can tell you it's 4.8% wolf. If you have a source which says it does, I'm really interested.
Rasayana
So, about 45% less than humans share with banana. Percentage what exactly? If you are not able to dissenter what I mean about that...
Rasayana
that question, then you are fully incompetent to evaluate the validity of that "test", and most likely scammed.