Feb 9, 2019 9:56 AM
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The Tireless Tongue.
BrokenAnimal
This seems like a really impractical method of locomotion.
PineappleMigraine
You go little buddy.
trollbridge
wormtongue
TheStaffmaster
sure, but can it tie a cherry stem in a knot?
bluto1415
I always wanted an ice cream licking machine.
Probablyupsetti
Wat
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
That's a very lovely Basta table from ikea
Leoninus
I could find a use for that~
Richygrindcore
It's not not what I was waiting for
Laynal
IMissTashaYar
For some reason, it makes my day that we're still using this...
CelebrityLookAlike
Lol she’s everywhere now
Laxeey
I'm 100% sure @OP took this from his dad.
revmuffin
Would love to hear a review about its rimming qualities. You know. For science.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Just inching your way along to the FP, ain'tcha?
1PunMan
When no one else will tongue punch your fart box.
tropicthai
@TheCockSmith make.....make this
Kennytarmac
This guy likes it v
LordSkippyTheMagnificent
So, ladies, if you haven't looked, there are now toys with suction pieces on them as well, it's the closest thing to simulating oral to date
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
Yes, the womanizer! That’s all you’ll ever need. I have three
loolapaloola
But why three if one is all you'll ever need?
First I bought two different types, to test which one was the best. Then broke the charger on my favourite, bought an identical.Repaired 1st
phoenix239
Joeyzup
Wow toys are getting so advanced I haven't seen that one before
docmuteki
ThatGuyPerseus
I no longer wonder whether bread could move or how it would move, but I don't appreciate the potential answers.
spp71
Gradwin
Pu... put your pussy on it.
astrangehop
And don't forget the chainwax
Mrbrown512
Have you taken it to the tracks? Money to be made there
Suuurge
I’ve got my money on Deep Purple for the win, She’s the fastest to Place and Aqua Cum to show
ScienceDiscoverer
To win, you need perfect balance between battery weight and capacity...
rdmguy
begonedouche
Jose L. is that you dude? you gained a bit of weight
Oh my god, Paige no!
norwad
Paige YES!
cousteau
Wonder where it's heading to.
MadCDeeJay
He Isle of lesbos
angelicyokai
Flavortown
DemonOtter
Not sure, but it's going lickety-split
Fuzzynubz
Coming to an orafice near you
"making my way down town/ licking fast/faces pass/ and I'm homebound"
arealtexan
Your moms house
I walked into it all by myself.
luv4zub
IonlyUpvoteTurkeys
“Line was too long.”
skipweasel
MedicinalMuffin
Ster scitizen, yersh
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
Father, the sleeper has awakened!
Father I crave spice!
lovehandlesmessiah
Shai-Hulud
Bless the maker and his water.
darkninja2992
Is that a slaanesh fleshlight?
TGGDSD
v
DogSitter
It's from Dune, it is the mighty sand worm of Arakus, may its passing cleanse the world.
Whatever it is, can i put my dick in it... or can i put it inside me?
Quessir
Arrakis.
chitect
This image is actually from Star Citizen (though, yes, it is a Dune reference)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIiMqVdbHqo
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
Arrakis will be a paradise prison under my tutelage.
CommanderVimesAnkhMorporkCityWatch
I would love to hear a review from a woman who's used this..
Soomachoos
It looks pinchy
SergiousMaximus
Sir Samuel, NO!
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
ThatQuietlySmirking
Looks like it would get dry real quick.
BendysnatchCabbagestrudel
Have to get a secondary machine just to sit there and constantly spray on lube
BigDaddysMeatWagon
When you put it that way it really goes to show how much our salivary glands do for our sex life
HappyMirror
*see
draxiom
LooseyGooseyBrett
Colon cleanser 3000
dreadpiratekhan
No flared base, dO NOT
Sauroctonus
"Bit wriggly. Crawled into my brain and tried to subjugate a planet"
Waterhead90
Don't worry, the animorphs will stop them
SpaceSpeed
This is how the Goa'uld got their start
Fraggleish
Sqwuid
I don't understand the point of it considering it's not doing anything you cant do with a finger....
I have trouble terrifying my sex partners with a single finger.
Is the finger yours? That might be the issue
Now I want a bloody stumped silicone vibrating hand and a big titty goth GF to jam it in.
PsychicSpider
Not a woman, but into tongue play. Without the wetness and texture of a real tongue, there's no way this thing is satisfactory.
Maybe its so advanced, it has pours for liquid, heating element and microscopic texture? Future is here!!
If they ever make a tongue that advanced, I'll be first in line to buy it! This tongue, however, is not that tongue.
ClevelandClementine
This was definitely a device designed by a man hahaha
To be fair probably 95 percent of sex toys were. This one is just kinda creepy and dumb.
RADICALFREEDOM
How about a man?
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
Am woman. Would not bother. Looks terrible.
milvie
Agree
dietderpsy
Like screwing the average Imgurian.
scrapz
Check out the Amazon reviews for it
Clayman8
I kind of want to test how well it works at cleaning off a bowl after i made cake to get all the batter out
BklynPunisher
If it clean a bowl, im sure it does the fireworks on the lady parts
Imustupvotealltacos
Woman?
boobityboobityboobity
It looks like a tongue dildo. Prob for anyone lookin for a lickin
Key word: "anyone" lol
ghostofdragon
From what, a latex cat? No thanks
infernopg
Not a woman but the main thing about cunnilingus is the dexterity, wetness and warmth. this thing lacks all of those so i guess it's meh
neolithicrevolution
Agreed!
kiefpant
Wetness and warmth are the main things about regular sex too but that doesn't stop guys from fapping like maniacs...
RadioSilenceDW
Weight and sound are good triggers for me,
Maybe it has heating element inside?
rza33boo
Faucet
SlasherQuan
I'd still like to hear about it.
Maybe with some visual aids.
BrokenAnimal
This seems like a really impractical method of locomotion.
PineappleMigraine
You go little buddy.
trollbridge
wormtongue
TheStaffmaster
sure, but can it tie a cherry stem in a knot?
bluto1415
I always wanted an ice cream licking machine.
Probablyupsetti
Wat
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
That's a very lovely Basta table from ikea
Leoninus
I could find a use for that~
Richygrindcore
It's not not what I was waiting for
Laynal
IMissTashaYar
For some reason, it makes my day that we're still using this...
CelebrityLookAlike
Lol she’s everywhere now
Laxeey
I'm 100% sure @OP took this from his dad.
revmuffin
Would love to hear a review about its rimming qualities. You know. For science.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Just inching your way along to the FP, ain'tcha?
1PunMan
When no one else will tongue punch your fart box.
tropicthai
@TheCockSmith make.....make this
Kennytarmac
This guy likes it
v
LordSkippyTheMagnificent
So, ladies, if you haven't looked, there are now toys with suction pieces on them as well, it's the closest thing to simulating oral to date
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
Yes, the womanizer! That’s all you’ll ever need. I have three
loolapaloola
But why three if one is all you'll ever need?
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
First I bought two different types, to test which one was the best. Then broke the charger on my favourite, bought an identical.Repaired 1st
phoenix239
Joeyzup
Wow toys are getting so advanced I haven't seen that one before
docmuteki
ThatGuyPerseus
I no longer wonder whether bread could move or how it would move, but I don't appreciate the potential answers.
spp71
Gradwin
Pu... put your pussy on it.
astrangehop
And don't forget the chainwax
Gradwin
Mrbrown512
Have you taken it to the tracks? Money to be made there
Suuurge
I’ve got my money on Deep Purple for the win, She’s the fastest to Place and Aqua Cum to show
ScienceDiscoverer
To win, you need perfect balance between battery weight and capacity...
rdmguy
begonedouche
Jose L. is that you dude? you gained a bit of weight
Gradwin
Oh my god, Paige no!
norwad
Paige YES!
cousteau
Wonder where it's heading to.
MadCDeeJay
He Isle of lesbos
angelicyokai
Flavortown
DemonOtter
Not sure, but it's going lickety-split
Fuzzynubz
Coming to an orafice near you
astrangehop
"making my way down town/ licking fast/faces pass/ and I'm homebound"
arealtexan
Your moms house
cousteau
I walked into it all by myself.
luv4zub
IonlyUpvoteTurkeys
“Line was too long.”
skipweasel
MedicinalMuffin
Ster scitizen, yersh
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
Father, the sleeper has awakened!
skipweasel
Father I crave spice!
lovehandlesmessiah
Shai-Hulud
norwad
Bless the maker and his water.
darkninja2992
Is that a slaanesh fleshlight?
TGGDSD
DogSitter
It's from Dune, it is the mighty sand worm of Arakus, may its passing cleanse the world.
darkninja2992
Whatever it is, can i put my dick in it... or can i put it inside me?
Quessir
Arrakis.
chitect
This image is actually from Star Citizen (though, yes, it is a Dune reference)
chitect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIiMqVdbHqo
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
Arrakis will be a paradise prison under my tutelage.
CommanderVimesAnkhMorporkCityWatch
I would love to hear a review from a woman who's used this..
Soomachoos
It looks pinchy
SergiousMaximus
Sir Samuel, NO!
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
ThatQuietlySmirking
Looks like it would get dry real quick.
BendysnatchCabbagestrudel
Have to get a secondary machine just to sit there and constantly spray on lube
BigDaddysMeatWagon
When you put it that way it really goes to show how much our salivary glands do for our sex life
HappyMirror
*see
draxiom
LooseyGooseyBrett
Colon cleanser 3000
dreadpiratekhan
No flared base, dO NOT
Sauroctonus
"Bit wriggly. Crawled into my brain and tried to subjugate a planet"
Waterhead90
Don't worry, the animorphs will stop them
SpaceSpeed
This is how the Goa'uld got their start
Fraggleish
Sqwuid
I don't understand the point of it considering it's not doing anything you cant do with a finger....
astrangehop
I have trouble terrifying my sex partners with a single finger.
Sqwuid
Is the finger yours? That might be the issue
astrangehop
Now I want a bloody stumped silicone vibrating hand and a big titty goth GF to jam it in.
PsychicSpider
Not a woman, but into tongue play. Without the wetness and texture of a real tongue, there's no way this thing is satisfactory.
ScienceDiscoverer
Maybe its so advanced, it has pours for liquid, heating element and microscopic texture? Future is here!!
PsychicSpider
If they ever make a tongue that advanced, I'll be first in line to buy it! This tongue, however, is not that tongue.
ClevelandClementine
This was definitely a device designed by a man hahaha
astrangehop
To be fair probably 95 percent of sex toys were. This one is just kinda creepy and dumb.
RADICALFREEDOM
How about a man?
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
Am woman. Would not bother. Looks terrible.
milvie
Agree
dietderpsy
Like screwing the average Imgurian.
scrapz
Check out the Amazon reviews for it
Clayman8
I kind of want to test how well it works at cleaning off a bowl after i made cake to get all the batter out
BklynPunisher
Clayman8
If it clean a bowl, im sure it does the fireworks on the lady parts
Imustupvotealltacos
Woman?
boobityboobityboobity
It looks like a tongue dildo. Prob for anyone lookin for a lickin
Imustupvotealltacos
Key word: "anyone" lol
ghostofdragon
From what, a latex cat? No thanks
infernopg
Not a woman but the main thing about cunnilingus is the dexterity, wetness and warmth. this thing lacks all of those so i guess it's meh
neolithicrevolution
Agreed!
kiefpant
Wetness and warmth are the main things about regular sex too but that doesn't stop guys from fapping like maniacs...
RadioSilenceDW
Weight and sound are good triggers for me,
ScienceDiscoverer
Maybe it has heating element inside?
rza33boo
Faucet
SlasherQuan
I'd still like to hear about it.
SlasherQuan
Maybe with some visual aids.
Gradwin