I'm 80% sure this is what usersub is waiting for.

Feb 9, 2019 9:56 AM

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The Tireless Tongue.

This seems like a really impractical method of locomotion.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You go little buddy.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wormtongue

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sure, but can it tie a cherry stem in a knot?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always wanted an ice cream licking machine.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wat

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a very lovely Basta table from ikea

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I could find a use for that~

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not not what I was waiting for

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 3

For some reason, it makes my day that we're still using this...

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Lol she’s everywhere now

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm 100% sure @OP took this from his dad.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would love to hear a review about its rimming qualities. You know. For science.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just inching your way along to the FP, ain'tcha?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When no one else will tongue punch your fart box.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

@TheCockSmith make.....make this

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy likes it v

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, ladies, if you haven't looked, there are now toys with suction pieces on them as well, it's the closest thing to simulating oral to date

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, the womanizer! That’s all you’ll ever need. I have three

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But why three if one is all you'll ever need?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

First I bought two different types, to test which one was the best. Then broke the charger on my favourite, bought an identical.Repaired 1st

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wow toys are getting so advanced I haven't seen that one before

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I no longer wonder whether bread could move or how it would move, but I don't appreciate the potential answers.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pu... put your pussy on it.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

And don't forget the chainwax

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you taken it to the tracks? Money to be made there

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I’ve got my money on Deep Purple for the win, She’s the fastest to Place and Aqua Cum to show

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To win, you need perfect balance between battery weight and capacity...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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Jose L. is that you dude? you gained a bit of weight

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, Paige no!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Paige YES!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wonder where it's heading to.

7 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 4

He Isle of lesbos

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Flavortown

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Not sure, but it's going lickety-split

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Coming to an orafice near you

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

"making my way down town/ licking fast/faces pass/ and I'm homebound"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your moms house

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I walked into it all by myself.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Line was too long.”

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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Ster scitizen, yersh

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Father, the sleeper has awakened!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Father I crave spice!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shai-Hulud

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bless the maker and his water.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a slaanesh fleshlight?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's from Dune, it is the mighty sand worm of Arakus, may its passing cleanse the world.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Whatever it is, can i put my dick in it... or can i put it inside me?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Arrakis.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This image is actually from Star Citizen (though, yes, it is a Dune reference)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Arrakis will be a paradise prison under my tutelage.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would love to hear a review from a woman who's used this..

7 years ago | Likes 586 Dislikes 10

It looks pinchy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sir Samuel, NO!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like it would get dry real quick.

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

Have to get a secondary machine just to sit there and constantly spray on lube

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

When you put it that way it really goes to show how much our salivary glands do for our sex life

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*see

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago | Likes 326 Dislikes 3

Colon cleanser 3000

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No flared base, dO NOT

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

"Bit wriggly. Crawled into my brain and tried to subjugate a planet"

7 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, the animorphs will stop them

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This is how the Goa'uld got their start

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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I don't understand the point of it considering it's not doing anything you cant do with a finger....

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I have trouble terrifying my sex partners with a single finger.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the finger yours? That might be the issue

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I want a bloody stumped silicone vibrating hand and a big titty goth GF to jam it in.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not a woman, but into tongue play. Without the wetness and texture of a real tongue, there's no way this thing is satisfactory.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Maybe its so advanced, it has pours for liquid, heating element and microscopic texture? Future is here!!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If they ever make a tongue that advanced, I'll be first in line to buy it! This tongue, however, is not that tongue.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was definitely a device designed by a man hahaha

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

To be fair probably 95 percent of sex toys were. This one is just kinda creepy and dumb.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How about a man?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Am woman. Would not bother. Looks terrible.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Agree

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like screwing the average Imgurian.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check out the Amazon reviews for it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kind of want to test how well it works at cleaning off a bowl after i made cake to get all the batter out

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it clean a bowl, im sure it does the fireworks on the lady parts

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woman?

7 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 3

It looks like a tongue dildo. Prob for anyone lookin for a lickin

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Key word: "anyone" lol

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

From what, a latex cat? No thanks

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not a woman but the main thing about cunnilingus is the dexterity, wetness and warmth. this thing lacks all of those so i guess it's meh

7 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 6

Agreed!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wetness and warmth are the main things about regular sex too but that doesn't stop guys from fapping like maniacs...

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Weight and sound are good triggers for me,

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe it has heating element inside?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Faucet

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd still like to hear about it.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Maybe with some visual aids.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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