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Oh, dear
#funny #murica
Sep 7, 2017 6:16 PM
Marquetan
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#funny #murica
YellowDrank
A deer ran through a big glass window at an Eagle store by me in IL. It ran around bleeding everywhere until it died from the glass cuts.
pacodeth
Is that Dane Cook? Many he's really let himself go.
Dergen89
I used to like Dane Cook.
boopmonger
"finders keepers"
BeryHonorabu
I only just noticed the name of post now
redclaysmartass
miados
most wildlife ive seen in a store is birds that snuck in.
FilthyRapscallions
Nice work, Chuck.
Beepity
Ah, Tuesdays...
Roboholic
Shhhh go to sleep
Adyle
Damn, I am a ways away then.
BelfryBats
Looks like the poor thing couldn't buck him off...
spacemonkeysareamongus
I see a new sport!
CQuinnCav
I've done this with a sheep. Is that cool?
Khalgrom
Good country guy
OlaphOfTheNorth
When you demand trial by combat for your citizenship exam they schedule this at your nearest Wal-Mart
xbendypants
I wonder how many times we'll see this on the fp?
SleeperXib
That look on his face of perfect, "Are you gonna call animal control or just keep taking pictures?"
Canadoug
No actually it was black Friday and this was the last deer they had in stock.
SolarPoweredKeyboard
Obligatory: "but the lyme disease!"
Dhoosty
I guess there's not a lot of "real" Americans then, but I bet i'd be surprised how many have actually done this
LazyLexiconographer
39 real Americans confirmed . . .
Kelvin73
Deer me!
FullCrimsonic
That's some BJJ. Look at that fucking grapple with his legs
drhubz
Dane cook has really let himself go
MorbundRotund
Alec Baldwin isn't looking too good.
Scratchtherobotchicken
last i checked alec didn't look like a deer, so you might be right.
ladedaniels5
Looks like he's been soaking in water for about 10 years...
Mmbear
You missed the chance to title this "Oh, deer"
JRedBear
Suddenly this all makes sense
Yamibow
Was looking for this comment!
YELLOWTOAD
While everyone laughs and calls him names.
OaksParcel
They never let poor Rudolph join in any stray deer games
ladedaniels5
Well, I heard that they USED to laugh and call him names...but no more. He's the mayor now.
bbobbyboucher
...He’s dead.
stehenallein
why do i get the feeling he's done this before
SergeiBoobtitsky
Yeah, but who hasn't done this?
applesforjuice
He looks experienced in handling animals that are in danger of hurting themselves/others. He's covering it's eyes, holding it steady
Florky
I would bet with a dog not a deer tho.
MistressLyda
Or sheep.
Florky
Lol.