Aug 29, 2016 5:29 AM
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mCrashWTF
Got thirsty reading your username...
GoodLuckWeAreAllCountingOnYou
As someone who spends all day at near 0% humidity... This, this so very much...
Imaboynoreally
Drink water everyone, but don't overdo it! Drinking TOO MUCH water can be harmful as well
PornhubsFirstTree
Probably another reason to cut down on the alcohol. Maybe tomorrow
rophiandis
Stopped reading as soon as I saw the word "toxins"
GorgeFloyd
I'm sick and fat because I'm a lazy greedy fat cunt, not because I don't drink enough water.
Enoan
So... If I stop drinking water I will gain weight finally? Thanks @op ! You are a life saver
SepiaSkies
Toxins? In my fat cells? It's more likely than you think.
Jokes aside, GTFO with this toxin bullshit. About the only valid statement on this poster is that dehydration makes you constipated.
Cfogal
TTRRUUUEE
OnceIPostedSomething
I am kinda fat. I don't even drink 1 liter some days. Should think about drinking
brucebernard
3-5L depending on how big you are. You're going to piss like a racehorse at first but it settles down.
pinkpanzer
I Don't understand how people how know about this shit still drink fizzy drinks, soda >:)
Notgaybutenjoybuttsects
Because they're delicious?
NamelessAndrew
Next on Dr. Oz: How this magical vitamin supplement can help you beat cancer
Valawyn
This isn't selling a miracle cure or anything fucking crazy. They're just straight-forward facts about hydration. Fuck.
Arturs1670
But I have heard that they (the gouvernment) put DihydrateMonoxide on organic life! This is only gouvernment propaganda! (/s)
dannicusrex
Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
ClaudeVondooby
*Immediately drinks water*
LimeMime565
So glad I replaced soda with seltzer and mineral water. I drink 2 gallons a day now
ChiefyGrande
Yup, that's what's making me fat...
Scahrossar
Fluid. Doesn't have to be water.
dunecat1337
Well, you're going to want some water in it, but it doesn't have to be pure water.
As fluids usually do. At least the kind humans drink ;)
YouWillNotLikeThis
unless you live in a very warm and dry area just drink when you feel thirsty. Don't expect to loss any weight by drinking water unless you
are replacing your daily gallon of mountain dew with water.
Koztah
Thirst and hunger can feel very similar at times. Lots of people end up snacking instead of drinking water.
Unless those people are astronauts then that shouldn't be that big of a problem in terms of dehydration
smaug777000
Oh Huffington post is now a reputable source? great. I guess fuck those medical journals.
itsRoscoe
The medical journals telling us not to stay hydrated?
None of them say 8 glasses per day, not even close
Shoodlenoodle
ErbilTheGerbil
Turns toxins into fat? That's... that's not how stuff works. At all.
Your body has an incredible sensor for dehydration, it's called "thirst" and if you drink when you're thirsty, you'll be fine
HeatherWhatever
Problem is people misinterpret thirst for hunger and then eat instead of drinking
MrMeeseeksDoinThangs
Nah
Sulix
Same here... I don't get thirsty until I get a serious headache and blurry vision.
SerialKitten666
People spend all day drinking things to "quench their thirst" that actually dehydrate them further, like juice/coffee/tea. Make a point to>
drink over a litre of water every single day. Most people barely have any actual water at all(outside of food, I mean)
The amount of water you lose due caffiene causing reabsorption of sodium, and therefore water, is minuscule compared to water content of tea
However, the inhibition of ADH caused by alcohol does further dehydrate you, depends on the alcohol content though
...all of those things hydrate you, just not as much as pure water
DragonBlush
I wish my body worked like it's suppose to. D: I never get thirsty unless I'm legit about to pass out or something.
Wifwolf
Same here, I thought I was the only one.
IAmYourGodNow
I legit do not feel "thirsty" until I get a headache. Usually I drink when I want something that tastes good but I'm not hungry.
dasbearski
teuro
Good advice but "eliminates toxins" is pseudoscience nonsense. You don't gain weight because of "toxins".
debunker
I like you. (username relevant)
MnemonicMonkeys
And the 8 glasses per day is bullshit. Just drink when you're thirsty.
gablestout
It's not bullshit, but the original author also said that those 8 cups/64 fluid ounces can come from water in food you eat, not plain water
BernieKl
Yeah, I facepalmed when one of the sources was www.wholebodycleansing.net Gotta vet your sources!
An09Drea24
The whole sources section made me cringe. There is no website on that list that I trust without verifying with some peer-reviewed articles.
Agent
Did you know that if you align your chakras just right, absolutely nothing will happen?
TheRealRickOConnell
My #1 reason you should stay hydrated. Kidney stones. I had them surgically removed this year. I would not wish them upon my worst enemy.
NoSeriouslyJustTryIt
My cousin just went through this. His were really bad. He was in the hospital for several days.
It's not great. I was in hospital a few days, discharged, then back in again, then surgery a few weeks later. Hope your cousin is alright.
That's exactly what happened to him. They thought he was better sent home and ended up he wasn't. He's better now thank goodness.
For sure. I believe I was discharged once pain diminished. But once the scans were properly checked I recieved a letter for my surgery date.
I know the government was darling with a 'gay bomb' but honestly a 'kidney stone bomb' would have been far more efficient.
Wrkncacnter
I get them every now and then. Never bad enough that I need surgery, but goddamn is it a miserable few days when they strike.
I'm a martial artist of 24yrs, ice hockey player of 4, Yet I was made a little bitch by a 7x5 stone. But at the time, I wanted to die lol
If you get them from time to time, the i beg you, keep hydrated. Because when they get big. It's indescribable.
I stay pretty hydrated, was something with my diet.
DavidConway23
I've had them and the doc told me they are in the medical dictionary as more painful than giving birth/being shot 1/2
Also drinking a lot of bottled water isn't necessarily a good thing as it contains added calcium which is what kidney stones are made of
I was in the hopsital with severe pain. My nurse took some blood. By the time they could give it to the lab and come back, 1/2
2/2 I was on the ground, delirious, couldn't talk, couldn't breathe.
lifeofgill
I have had my fair share of kidney stones and I would in fact wish them on my worst enemies. They are enemies after all.
llIlllI
That fatigue thing is no joke.
JustPornStuffs
The older I get, the realer it becomes.
I work as a chef. Long hours + high heats + not enough water = 7mm x 5mm kidney stone. i wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy...
ohdeepthought
I don't know I've been tired and fatigued my whole life and I make jokes about it a lot.
wearetheoriginofspecies
I'm in graduate school and drink nothing but coffee and diet coke. I'm tired all the time.... this speaks to me...
wingdinger
Start the gallon challenge! I've been doing it for a couple weeks and the change is unbelievable
JaretButens
Funny how those exact two are choices of hydration
PaintedSlate
If you hydrate with water, you'll still be tired all the tired. I'm also the graduate tired.
FireBreathingFerret
Gotta add alcohol too, or you're not doing it right. That's my trifecta
Fairdinkums
Truth, if you don't drink enough you'll start looking like the colossal titan
Vault101sDoor
http://66.media.tumblr.com/c2185315365b1bd054775a1235dd4358/tumblr_mu0cmoxMX31shyg2to1_400.gif
Hahaha!
Aznkronick
Steaming like a fresh turd?
aSillyApple
Really tall?
Sephority
Hungry for human flesh?
Flixster
Skin falls off.
Moonattack100
If you wake up from a long nap or slept for a long time and you feel like your tired, that means your dehydrated.
Yeah no there's plenty of other reasons, if you haven't drunk any fluids then maybe but it's not the only reason.
gorgosaurusrex
*you're tired *you're dehydrated
Dang, man. Sorry, phone's keyboard is being stupid.
rodbuffington
My friends and family are sick of how much I preach about drinking water. I've had to dumb it down to "it'll make your skin look great"
but it doesn't....
Nalianna
When you don't feel like shit, and you smile.. your skin looks great :D
WhatzitTooya
Just tell them water is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty! Cant argue with that!
raywin
I'm consistently well-hydrated but have skin like a PMSing 14 year old, what now.
IDontWannaShare
I mean... ARE you a PMSing 14 year old?
No! Hilariously, my skin was much better when I was a PMSing 14 year old.
mediumsizedtittycommittee
Have you tried taking it off and putting it back on again?
imeatingricekrispietreats
unsuprisingly, there is more than one factor that goes into healthy skin. you may have an overproduction of oils, etc
Depends how old you are. If you're in your late teens to early 20s, wash and moisturize your face and wait 5 years.
I'm 24. So, uh. Maybe another year, by that advice?
flikrdoodles
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.
Then you go return some videotapes?
I was running out of characters... I didn't mean blemish free skin, rather your skin looks better when you're hydrated, as opposed to 1/2
When you're chronically dehydrated and your skin is dry. Like I said "dumbed down" and without getting to deeply into it. That's it.
Cerinna
I know it's important, but I'll ask anyway: WHAT to do if you hate drinking water? I very rarely drink "just water". I just hate it.
eion85
Drink something calorie free or calorie light? Coffee and unsweetened ice tea come to mind.
I am drinking tea and unsweetened ice tea actually. Found that "Pure Leaf" brand recently, it's delicious. Probably a bit sweetened though.
Brew your own. Far easier to control what goes in it.
If only I had the time to make everything that I should make myself... :)
I use an iced tea maker. takes no longer than making a pot of coffee. And it's 10 times cheaper than buying tea.
CinnamonBunny
Coffee to keep you hydrated? Yeah...
http://answers.webmd.com/answers/1166858/is-caffeine-a-diuretic
http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/expert-answers/caffeinated-drinks/faq-20057965
It doesn't work for me, but mostly because I'm starting to dislike coffee after years of drinking it. It's like a lump in my stomach.
I buy those drops you can make the water flavoured :) not everyone likes them but it's a good alternate to cordial.
Yes I've tried those, unfortunately not for me I suppose.
Hmm just do cordial then.
I don't know what "cordial" is. I try to very lightly sweeten the water I drink with lemonade syrup, a common practice in the Netherlands.
Cordial is like your syrup :) less sweet I think
mCrashWTF
Got thirsty reading your username...
GoodLuckWeAreAllCountingOnYou
As someone who spends all day at near 0% humidity... This, this so very much...
Imaboynoreally
Drink water everyone, but don't overdo it! Drinking TOO MUCH water can be harmful as well
PornhubsFirstTree
Probably another reason to cut down on the alcohol. Maybe tomorrow
rophiandis
Stopped reading as soon as I saw the word "toxins"
GorgeFloyd
I'm sick and fat because I'm a lazy greedy fat cunt, not because I don't drink enough water.
Enoan
So... If I stop drinking water I will gain weight finally? Thanks @op ! You are a life saver
SepiaSkies
Toxins? In my fat cells? It's more likely than you think.
SepiaSkies
Jokes aside, GTFO with this toxin bullshit. About the only valid statement on this poster is that dehydration makes you constipated.
Cfogal
TTRRUUUEE
OnceIPostedSomething
I am kinda fat. I don't even drink 1 liter some days. Should think about drinking
brucebernard
3-5L depending on how big you are. You're going to piss like a racehorse at first but it settles down.
pinkpanzer
I Don't understand how people how know about this shit still drink fizzy drinks, soda >:)
Notgaybutenjoybuttsects
Because they're delicious?
NamelessAndrew
Next on Dr. Oz: How this magical vitamin supplement can help you beat cancer
Valawyn
This isn't selling a miracle cure or anything fucking crazy. They're just straight-forward facts about hydration. Fuck.
Arturs1670
But I have heard that they (the gouvernment) put DihydrateMonoxide on organic life! This is only gouvernment propaganda! (/s)
dannicusrex
Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
ClaudeVondooby
*Immediately drinks water*
LimeMime565
So glad I replaced soda with seltzer and mineral water. I drink 2 gallons a day now
ChiefyGrande
Yup, that's what's making me fat...
Scahrossar
Fluid. Doesn't have to be water.
dunecat1337
Well, you're going to want some water in it, but it doesn't have to be pure water.
Scahrossar
As fluids usually do. At least the kind humans drink ;)
YouWillNotLikeThis
unless you live in a very warm and dry area just drink when you feel thirsty. Don't expect to loss any weight by drinking water unless you
YouWillNotLikeThis
are replacing your daily gallon of mountain dew with water.
Koztah
Thirst and hunger can feel very similar at times. Lots of people end up snacking instead of drinking water.
YouWillNotLikeThis
Unless those people are astronauts then that shouldn't be that big of a problem in terms of dehydration
smaug777000
Oh Huffington post is now a reputable source? great. I guess fuck those medical journals.
itsRoscoe
The medical journals telling us not to stay hydrated?
smaug777000
None of them say 8 glasses per day, not even close
Shoodlenoodle
ErbilTheGerbil
Turns toxins into fat? That's... that's not how stuff works. At all.
smaug777000
Your body has an incredible sensor for dehydration, it's called "thirst" and if you drink when you're thirsty, you'll be fine
HeatherWhatever
Problem is people misinterpret thirst for hunger and then eat instead of drinking
MrMeeseeksDoinThangs
Nah
Sulix
Same here... I don't get thirsty until I get a serious headache and blurry vision.
SerialKitten666
People spend all day drinking things to "quench their thirst" that actually dehydrate them further, like juice/coffee/tea. Make a point to>
SerialKitten666
drink over a litre of water every single day. Most people barely have any actual water at all(outside of food, I mean)
smaug777000
The amount of water you lose due caffiene causing reabsorption of sodium, and therefore water, is minuscule compared to water content of tea
smaug777000
However, the inhibition of ADH caused by alcohol does further dehydrate you, depends on the alcohol content though
smaug777000
...all of those things hydrate you, just not as much as pure water
DragonBlush
I wish my body worked like it's suppose to. D: I never get thirsty unless I'm legit about to pass out or something.
Wifwolf
Same here, I thought I was the only one.
IAmYourGodNow
I legit do not feel "thirsty" until I get a headache. Usually I drink when I want something that tastes good but I'm not hungry.
dasbearski
teuro
Good advice but "eliminates toxins" is pseudoscience nonsense. You don't gain weight because of "toxins".
debunker
I like you. (username relevant)
MnemonicMonkeys
And the 8 glasses per day is bullshit. Just drink when you're thirsty.
gablestout
It's not bullshit, but the original author also said that those 8 cups/64 fluid ounces can come from water in food you eat, not plain water
BernieKl
Yeah, I facepalmed when one of the sources was www.wholebodycleansing.net Gotta vet your sources!
An09Drea24
The whole sources section made me cringe. There is no website on that list that I trust without verifying with some peer-reviewed articles.
Agent
Did you know that if you align your chakras just right, absolutely nothing will happen?
TheRealRickOConnell
My #1 reason you should stay hydrated. Kidney stones. I had them surgically removed this year. I would not wish them upon my worst enemy.
NoSeriouslyJustTryIt
My cousin just went through this. His were really bad. He was in the hospital for several days.
TheRealRickOConnell
It's not great. I was in hospital a few days, discharged, then back in again, then surgery a few weeks later. Hope your cousin is alright.
NoSeriouslyJustTryIt
That's exactly what happened to him. They thought he was better sent home and ended up he wasn't. He's better now thank goodness.
TheRealRickOConnell
For sure. I believe I was discharged once pain diminished. But once the scans were properly checked I recieved a letter for my surgery date.
mCrashWTF
I know the government was darling with a 'gay bomb' but honestly a 'kidney stone bomb' would have been far more efficient.
Wrkncacnter
I get them every now and then. Never bad enough that I need surgery, but goddamn is it a miserable few days when they strike.
TheRealRickOConnell
I'm a martial artist of 24yrs, ice hockey player of 4, Yet I was made a little bitch by a 7x5 stone. But at the time, I wanted to die lol
TheRealRickOConnell
If you get them from time to time, the i beg you, keep hydrated. Because when they get big. It's indescribable.
Wrkncacnter
I stay pretty hydrated, was something with my diet.
DavidConway23
I've had them and the doc told me they are in the medical dictionary as more painful than giving birth/being shot 1/2
DavidConway23
Also drinking a lot of bottled water isn't necessarily a good thing as it contains added calcium which is what kidney stones are made of
TheRealRickOConnell
I was in the hopsital with severe pain. My nurse took some blood. By the time they could give it to the lab and come back, 1/2
TheRealRickOConnell
2/2 I was on the ground, delirious, couldn't talk, couldn't breathe.
lifeofgill
I have had my fair share of kidney stones and I would in fact wish them on my worst enemies. They are enemies after all.
llIlllI
That fatigue thing is no joke.
JustPornStuffs
The older I get, the realer it becomes.
TheRealRickOConnell
I work as a chef. Long hours + high heats + not enough water = 7mm x 5mm kidney stone. i wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy...
ohdeepthought
I don't know I've been tired and fatigued my whole life and I make jokes about it a lot.
wearetheoriginofspecies
I'm in graduate school and drink nothing but coffee and diet coke. I'm tired all the time.... this speaks to me...
wingdinger
Start the gallon challenge! I've been doing it for a couple weeks and the change is unbelievable
JaretButens
Funny how those exact two are choices of hydration
PaintedSlate
If you hydrate with water, you'll still be tired all the tired. I'm also the graduate tired.
FireBreathingFerret
Gotta add alcohol too, or you're not doing it right. That's my trifecta
Fairdinkums
Truth, if you don't drink enough you'll start looking like the colossal titan
Vault101sDoor
http://66.media.tumblr.com/c2185315365b1bd054775a1235dd4358/tumblr_mu0cmoxMX31shyg2to1_400.gif
Fairdinkums
Hahaha!
Aznkronick
Steaming like a fresh turd?
aSillyApple
Really tall?
Sephority
Hungry for human flesh?
Flixster
Skin falls off.
Moonattack100
If you wake up from a long nap or slept for a long time and you feel like your tired, that means your dehydrated.
ohdeepthought
Yeah no there's plenty of other reasons, if you haven't drunk any fluids then maybe but it's not the only reason.
gorgosaurusrex
*you're tired *you're dehydrated
Moonattack100
Dang, man. Sorry, phone's keyboard is being stupid.
rodbuffington
My friends and family are sick of how much I preach about drinking water. I've had to dumb it down to "it'll make your skin look great"
YouWillNotLikeThis
but it doesn't....
Nalianna
When you don't feel like shit, and you smile.. your skin looks great :D
WhatzitTooya
Just tell them water is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty! Cant argue with that!
raywin
I'm consistently well-hydrated but have skin like a PMSing 14 year old, what now.
IDontWannaShare
I mean... ARE you a PMSing 14 year old?
raywin
No! Hilariously, my skin was much better when I was a PMSing 14 year old.
mediumsizedtittycommittee
Have you tried taking it off and putting it back on again?
imeatingricekrispietreats
unsuprisingly, there is more than one factor that goes into healthy skin. you may have an overproduction of oils, etc
Koztah
Depends how old you are. If you're in your late teens to early 20s, wash and moisturize your face and wait 5 years.
raywin
I'm 24. So, uh. Maybe another year, by that advice?
flikrdoodles
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.
FireBreathingFerret
Then you go return some videotapes?
rodbuffington
I was running out of characters... I didn't mean blemish free skin, rather your skin looks better when you're hydrated, as opposed to 1/2
rodbuffington
When you're chronically dehydrated and your skin is dry. Like I said "dumbed down" and without getting to deeply into it. That's it.
Cerinna
I know it's important, but I'll ask anyway: WHAT to do if you hate drinking water? I very rarely drink "just water". I just hate it.
eion85
Drink something calorie free or calorie light? Coffee and unsweetened ice tea come to mind.
Cerinna
I am drinking tea and unsweetened ice tea actually. Found that "Pure Leaf" brand recently, it's delicious. Probably a bit sweetened though.
eion85
Brew your own. Far easier to control what goes in it.
Cerinna
If only I had the time to make everything that I should make myself... :)
eion85
I use an iced tea maker. takes no longer than making a pot of coffee. And it's 10 times cheaper than buying tea.
CinnamonBunny
Coffee to keep you hydrated? Yeah...
eion85
http://answers.webmd.com/answers/1166858/is-caffeine-a-diuretic
eion85
http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/expert-answers/caffeinated-drinks/faq-20057965
Cerinna
It doesn't work for me, but mostly because I'm starting to dislike coffee after years of drinking it. It's like a lump in my stomach.
ohdeepthought
I buy those drops you can make the water flavoured :) not everyone likes them but it's a good alternate to cordial.
Cerinna
Yes I've tried those, unfortunately not for me I suppose.
ohdeepthought
Hmm just do cordial then.
Cerinna
I don't know what "cordial" is. I try to very lightly sweeten the water I drink with lemonade syrup, a common practice in the Netherlands.
ohdeepthought
Cordial is like your syrup :) less sweet I think