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I like the way Kelly thinks
Jan 20, 2018 7:58 PM
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BlueZed
Yeah, I hate zucchini angst.
Kendoonunicycles
#12 If I was God I would get it tattooed on my forehead too
ThisIsNotMyTrueName
But being in the cold does make you more prone to illness.
687474703a2f2f6d2e696d6775722e636f6d2f3134584247496d
I have been using Anxiety prime since launch and wouldn't switch to any other warframe. 10/10
AllOfTheBaconAndEggsYouHave
Coykoi23518
The "natural" color of teeth. As long as you ignore that babies grow white teeth.
bigmen
well all bones are pristine white but once its exposed to the elements its white nature is no longer expected
TheUltimatePunMaster
Ok but olive oil actually has antioxidants, vitamins, and betacarotenes that help regenerate damaged skin cells
beadyeyedsquirrel
I fukking know viruses cause colds, but the cold temp does sure help it get started. Source: Ran outside in the cold last night, now sick
Nexus763
Myth : datasheet about facts are true. Fact : they're often full of shit. Check the data before spreading it you dumbass.
LosPer
smaybear
You didn't pay the tax
robert1111110
No Kelly ... gnaghf
Skande
The profile pic on the "spicy honey" seems pretty appropriate...
kaleber
I never understand the algebra book cover photo one
bigmen
how it happened or the joke
kaleber
How it happened
LurkingAtTheOffice
As someone that worked in a restaurant, I've told cooks to make guests regret being born when they ask for their food very very spicy.
ItsPang
To buy 24 Roombas is $7800 and an Amazon Echo Dot $50. That's a lot of Chicken Nuggets...
robots914
Do you know de rey
cbjfan
You do not know de rey. You have to have ebola to know de rey.
tamerantong
I demand a list of the 21 senses
DrSparken
Sight, Sound, Smell, Taste, Texture, Pressure, Temperature, Vibration, Pain, Balance, Direction, Time. That's 12/21 that I can think of.
FlyingInABlueDream
6 - Superiority
HillOfBeans
direction and time are two I can think of
BarryPeppersEgo
Immune system gets weak with cold weather, making it easier to get a cold when it’s cold. Source: Someone wrote it last time this was posted
efemral
I also heard the virus will last longer outside the body when the air is cold. Heat weakens the oily membrane. Or sommat.
efemral
Oh and also people spend more time inside with each other in cold weather.
2Ghoul4School
As a biologist, THANK YOU! Every fucking time someone goes "aktschuallee, being cold doesn't give you a cold", I'm about to make a headline.
WellAckchually
Also, in the cold the veins in your nose and face constrict, making your immune system extra weak in your nose and sinuses
SunnySarah20
+1 for capybara-my sleep cycle is all outta whack, here’s hoping that helps!
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Some of these myths are half true. Regarding brain cells, neurogenesis greatly slows down with age b/c the number of neural stem cells is...
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
limited. The existing cells continue to form new synaptic connections though. Otherwise you couldn't store new memories. Re: cold: Your ...
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
immune system works less efficient when body parts such as your nose aren't properly supplied with blood due to low temperatures, which...
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
increases infection risk. And sweat really does remove waste products from your body, although it's mostly apocrine sweat glands (as ...
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opposed to eccrine glands). Some of them, such as nitrogen compounds, could indeed cause health problems, but "toxic" is an exaggeration.
gotchasucka
#7 FAKE NEWS!
NaughtButOne
re: burns, rinse with COOL, clean water for 15m. No ice. Disinfect, then can apply aloe vera or gentle moisturizer. Acet/Ibup. for pain.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
That's funny alrite but there's probably at least one person who thinks you're supporting Lord Dampnut
fairycheese
Pretty much.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
For real. Especially the deteriorating eyesight one. I was like "wtf? Tell that to my thick lenses"
Mairoa
It's more the staring at things close by for long periods and not varying it up. Eye muscles atrophy over time, causing issues.
TheOfflineEnigma
It's genetics
TheZulthar
Whats the last one?
BMag108
Tunnel trap
themadspeedster94
See people don't get that spiderman Is a total sarcastic asshole to every criminal he beats
DarkBusterBaron
Spiderman is my favorite hero partially because of his personality but he's not ridiculously overpowered like doctor strange and hulk.
DrCroxton
You have to admit that he's STILL pretty overpowered. And this is coming from someone whose favorite super is also Spiderman. Dude's legit.
themadspeedster94
I think he'd be OP if he was ever confident enough to use his full potential but he's never been
Trondason
He held up a building once. The Daily Bugel. He's overpowered compared to normies.
themadspeedster94
He held up the building because he was temporarily made the most powerful being in the universe. A being called "captain universe"
Trondason
No? He wasn't Captain Universe at this time, if he was holding up the building would have been no sweat. He also has many other feats of 1/2
DarkBusterBaron
I don't think he's overpowered above average sure but he's not invulnerable like deadpool or hulk nor is he as strong.
DrCroxton
He has super strength comparable to non-rage hulk and prescience. He doesn't need to be invulnerable if he can basically predict the future.
DrCroxton
And that's not even starting on the nonsense technology he gets in various comics to augment himself. He's just too pure and naive.
ATalkingMushroom
Stop fucking tricking us with funnies and then fucking us with political bullshit, as everyone apparently thinks you are
Catfoood
What are you on about?
ATalkingMushroom
I was just saying what everyone else says when I ask why they hate dumps.
NoHoldOnSorryThatsTheLionKing
If that's supposed to be a Tully Monster (tullimonstrum gregarium), they're from the carboniferous/pennsylvanian period. I'm fun, I know.
geokennedy17
Brah, that’s totes an Anomalocaris and it IS from the Early Cambrian.
notostraca
5 eyes, tube mouth, that's Opabinia regalis. AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY, GOD CREATED ACID, AND LO IT WAS GOOD. SO HE MADE THIS GUY.
Geniefromdownunder
Wow. This IS fun! Thanks, science dudes.
Flyndaran
I love how they determined that it could not have been what was taking bites out of trilobites as once thought. No clue what was though. lol
tealduck
#7 being cold doesn't CAUSE you to get a cold, but it does make it "easier." working harder to stay warm = less resources for immune system
tealduck
Also children go to school when it gets colder, Christmas shopping, etc.
RIZKYBISCUITS
Who the fucc puts oil on burns
TitsandAssonance
Old wives tales and my boyfriends desire to listen to said old timey advice since it’s from his abuela
lesbianwholovesbeerandcheese
Same eejits who recommend a hot shower for sunburn to "take the heat out of it"
automaticallymoderated
People still say to put butter on burns.
RIZKYBISCUITS
Fat=insulator, therefore it will help heat... dissapate, yeah thats it
Mairoa
It's for after it's cooled. The skin is vulnerable and damaged, and the oil keeps it from getting dry and further damaged during healing
RIZKYBISCUITS
Except they take way longer to "cool down" than people would expect and all you are doing is preventing fresh air from getting to it
Mairoa
Doesn't take days/weeks, bruh.
pizzaorfrenchfries
I’ve heard butter is good for bruises... but then again I’ve also heard about putting oil on burns...
StarwithoutaSky
When I lived down south the dominant folk remedy was putting (prepared) mustard on a burn.
GingerChef24
Ex chef here: Mustard works incredibly well. We used it all the time until we finally got an aloe plant for the kitchen.
StarwithoutaSky
Huh; interesting.
ImaPhDnotarealDr
Actually flu survives and spreads better in cold dry air
warp10
IIRC, cold weather also causes capillaries to contract, hindering antibody movement through the body. So viruses can take hold more easily.
hydrochlorothiazide
Yes but wearing a jacket does not make you less likely to catch it
DrIcchan
There's plenty of factors: https://youtu.be/RWiOhlqEDz4
Flyndaran
Viruses aren't alive to begin with so your statement is silly.
BMag108
Can someone explain the Instagram follow picture??
coldinthecorner
Guessing OP uploaded from mobile and accidentally included it.
SDgoldilocks
I think it was a mistake but not sure either
Horstdorsch
No
BMag108
Anyone other than that guy?
PossiblyTheWorstUsername
Apparently not. :l
secondchance92
Assuming the op accidently uploaded when it was his private photo. Prob showing a friend who was following him and or her and or it.
BMag108
Thank you
TielKiri
Number it!
zombiroboto
Ooh! Ooh! I can't either!
GenerousThief
No
miserablebastardfromthenorth
No
Nyellofwends
Ye
Nyellofwends
Not me tho
cbjfan
Maybe
GGSquirrel
No